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theundeadhero
06-21-2005, 02:47 PM
I'm slowly discovering that I might be a lumberjack! This is quite surprising. I never thought I had what it took to earn such a title.
I like to wear big flannel shirts.
I like to eat pancakes for breakfast.
I want to grow a big bushy beard.
I like to play with chainsaws.
My life has turned over a new leaf. Soon I might find myself saying thing such as.... ummm. Whatever a lumberjack might say. What do lumberjacks say? What are some other telltale signs of lumberjackiness? Do I have hope? Who wants to be a lumberjack with me?
Doomie
06-21-2005, 02:49 PM
Yeah, I'd be happy to. PAUL BUNYAN FOR LIEF!
What are some other telltale signs of lumberjackiness?
well cutting down trees is sometimes a bit of a giveaway...
and all i can say is
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay
I sleep all night and work all day
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
ahhh....monty python...so damn good.
Leeza
06-21-2005, 04:01 PM
I think that lumberjacks say, "I AM CANADIAN!" :)
I like pancakes and I like to work with wood and I do like flannel shirts, but I just can't seem to grow that big bushy beard. :(
Loony BoB
06-21-2005, 04:23 PM
I used to work at a timber yard!
Azure Chrysanthemum
06-21-2005, 04:25 PM
Darn, someone got to the Python song before I did. :mad2:
Devourment
06-21-2005, 04:28 PM
theundeadlumberjack. :greenie:
I Don't Need A Name
06-21-2005, 04:30 PM
He cut down trees
he wears high heels sus.....What *mumble mumble*!!
such a good song
Old Manus
06-21-2005, 04:39 PM
In Soviet Russia etc..
Meat Puppet
06-21-2005, 05:01 PM
I've heard on the radio that you need to be manly, hardworking and hard drinking to be a lumberjack. I am one of these.
I've never met a lumberjack.
Chibi Angel
06-21-2005, 06:11 PM
I like chainsaws and Monty Python.
Psychotic
06-21-2005, 06:13 PM
When I was 10 met a lumberjack who offered me some cream. But I was in Scotland at the time, so it's not really that odd.
Lumberjacks are scary. :(
theundeadhero
06-21-2005, 06:59 PM
theundeadlumberjackxD!
Faris
06-21-2005, 07:09 PM
Lumberjacks are my best fwends :)
theundeadhero
06-21-2005, 07:37 PM
I like pancakes and I like to work with wood and I do like flannel shirts, but I just can't seem to grow that big bushy beard.You could use mascara. When I was about 12-14 I would use mascara to draw a big bushy beard on my face and dress like a pirate.
If I move to Canada and wear my flannel shirt will you make me pancakes?
rubah
06-21-2005, 08:11 PM
sounds like RSL!
Triple T
06-21-2005, 08:36 PM
If I move to Canada and wear my flannel shirt will you make me pancakes?
If you do that you'll look homeless. <:(
ahhh....monty python...so damn good.Glad this has been covered.
Doomie
06-21-2005, 11:34 PM
I AM CANADIAN!
..and I'll be glad to make you pancakes.
XxSephirothxX
06-21-2005, 11:38 PM
I went into this thread under the assumption that it was about the Lumberjack song. :D
rubah
06-21-2005, 11:39 PM
sounds like RSL!
:mad2:
I'm sorry RSL.
kikimm
06-21-2005, 11:42 PM
Well. I'm obviously not the only one who had the Lumberjack song in mind coming here.
But now that that's over with and we should probably all shut up about it, I think you'd make a wonderful Lumberjack; I would SO join you if, you know, I could grow a beard, and use an axe. But I have a friend who might be interested.
I'm not sure if lumberjacks say anything. Mumbling and grunting should be good enough.
:D
sounds like RSL!
:mad2:
I'm sorry RSL.
Nah don't worry about it.
Mittopotahis
06-21-2005, 11:57 PM
I went into this thread under the assumption that it was about the Lumberjack song. :D
Your not the only one! :)
Del Murder
06-22-2005, 02:30 AM
Whatever happened to tga, anyway?
Shlup
06-22-2005, 03:02 AM
I've never met a lumberjack.
You've never looked in the mirror?
Yamaneko
06-22-2005, 03:11 AM
Those crazy <s>Japanese</s> Canadians.
theundeadhero
06-22-2005, 07:34 AM
I like to wear big flannel shirts.
I like to eat pancakes for breakfast.
I want to grow a big bushy beard.
I like to play with chainsaws.
I've never met a lumberjack.
Big flannel shirts... most likely.
Big bushy beard... Oh, yeah.
Likes to play with chainsaws... Who doesn't?
That leaves...
Pancakes! RSL doesn't like to eat pancakes! :eek:!
Old Manus
06-22-2005, 07:57 AM
Lumberjack: Cheat for AoEII.
Raven Nox
06-22-2005, 08:02 AM
Darn, someone got to the Python song before I did. :mad2:
At least some one put it. That song needed to be here. Monty Python is genius.
I Don't Need A Name
06-22-2005, 04:43 PM
Darn, someone got to the Python song before I did. :mad2:
At least some one put it. That song needed to be here. Monty Python is genius.
Of course! Monty Pyton define comedy!
44 caliber
06-22-2005, 06:38 PM
Lumberjacks eat flapjacks, duh.
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