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theundeadhero
06-21-2005, 02:47 PM
I'm slowly discovering that I might be a lumberjack! This is quite surprising. I never thought I had what it took to earn such a title.

I like to wear big flannel shirts.
I like to eat pancakes for breakfast.
I want to grow a big bushy beard.
I like to play with chainsaws.

My life has turned over a new leaf. Soon I might find myself saying thing such as.... ummm. Whatever a lumberjack might say. What do lumberjacks say? What are some other telltale signs of lumberjackiness? Do I have hope? Who wants to be a lumberjack with me?

Doomie
06-21-2005, 02:49 PM
Yeah, I'd be happy to. PAUL BUNYAN FOR LIEF!

Ste
06-21-2005, 02:52 PM
What are some other telltale signs of lumberjackiness?

well cutting down trees is sometimes a bit of a giveaway...

and all i can say is

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay
I sleep all night and work all day

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.

ahhh....monty python...so damn good.

Leeza
06-21-2005, 04:01 PM
I think that lumberjacks say, "I AM CANADIAN!" :)

I like pancakes and I like to work with wood and I do like flannel shirts, but I just can't seem to grow that big bushy beard. :(

Loony BoB
06-21-2005, 04:23 PM
I used to work at a timber yard!

Behold the Void
06-21-2005, 04:25 PM
Darn, someone got to the Python song before I did. :mad2:

Devourment
06-21-2005, 04:28 PM
theundeadlumberjack. :greenie:

I Don't Need A Name
06-21-2005, 04:30 PM
He cut down trees
he wears high heels sus.....What *mumble mumble*!!
such a good song

Jess
06-21-2005, 04:32 PM
Chainsaws are scary. :(

Old Manus
06-21-2005, 04:39 PM
In Soviet Russia etc..

Meat Puppet
06-21-2005, 05:01 PM
I've heard on the radio that you need to be manly, hardworking and hard drinking to be a lumberjack. I am one of these.

RSL
06-21-2005, 06:04 PM
I've never met a lumberjack.

Chibi Angel
06-21-2005, 06:11 PM
I like chainsaws and Monty Python.

Psychotic
06-21-2005, 06:13 PM
When I was 10 met a lumberjack who offered me some cream. But I was in Scotland at the time, so it's not really that odd.

Rye
06-21-2005, 06:13 PM
Lumberjacks are scary. :(

theundeadhero
06-21-2005, 06:59 PM
theundeadlumberjackxD!

Faris
06-21-2005, 07:09 PM
Lumberjacks are my best fwends :)

theundeadhero
06-21-2005, 07:37 PM
I like pancakes and I like to work with wood and I do like flannel shirts, but I just can't seem to grow that big bushy beard.You could use mascara. When I was about 12-14 I would use mascara to draw a big bushy beard on my face and dress like a pirate.

If I move to Canada and wear my flannel shirt will you make me pancakes?

rubah
06-21-2005, 08:11 PM
sounds like RSL!

Triple T
06-21-2005, 08:36 PM
If I move to Canada and wear my flannel shirt will you make me pancakes?

If you do that you'll look homeless. <:(

-N-
06-21-2005, 11:31 PM
ahhh....monty python...so damn good.Glad this has been covered.

Doomie
06-21-2005, 11:34 PM
I AM CANADIAN!





..and I'll be glad to make you pancakes.

RSL
06-21-2005, 11:38 PM
sounds like RSL!

:mad2:

XxSephirothxX
06-21-2005, 11:38 PM
I went into this thread under the assumption that it was about the Lumberjack song. :D

rubah
06-21-2005, 11:39 PM
sounds like RSL!

:mad2:

I'm sorry RSL.

kikimm
06-21-2005, 11:42 PM
Well. I'm obviously not the only one who had the Lumberjack song in mind coming here.

But now that that's over with and we should probably all shut up about it, I think you'd make a wonderful Lumberjack; I would SO join you if, you know, I could grow a beard, and use an axe. But I have a friend who might be interested.

I'm not sure if lumberjacks say anything. Mumbling and grunting should be good enough.


:D

RSL
06-21-2005, 11:53 PM
sounds like RSL!

:mad2:

I'm sorry RSL.

Nah don't worry about it.

Mittopotahis
06-21-2005, 11:57 PM
I went into this thread under the assumption that it was about the Lumberjack song. :D

Your not the only one! :)

Del Murder
06-22-2005, 02:30 AM
Whatever happened to tga, anyway?

Shlup
06-22-2005, 03:02 AM
I've never met a lumberjack.
You've never looked in the mirror?

Yamaneko
06-22-2005, 03:11 AM
Those crazy <s>Japanese</s> Canadians.

theundeadhero
06-22-2005, 07:34 AM
I like to wear big flannel shirts.
I like to eat pancakes for breakfast.
I want to grow a big bushy beard.
I like to play with chainsaws.


I've never met a lumberjack.

Big flannel shirts... most likely.
Big bushy beard... Oh, yeah.
Likes to play with chainsaws... Who doesn't?
That leaves...

Pancakes! RSL doesn't like to eat pancakes! :eek:!

Old Manus
06-22-2005, 07:57 AM
Lumberjack: Cheat for AoEII.

Raven Nox
06-22-2005, 08:02 AM
Darn, someone got to the Python song before I did. :mad2:

At least some one put it. That song needed to be here. Monty Python is genius.

I Don't Need A Name
06-22-2005, 04:43 PM
Darn, someone got to the Python song before I did. :mad2:

At least some one put it. That song needed to be here. Monty Python is genius.
Of course! Monty Pyton define comedy!

44 caliber
06-22-2005, 06:38 PM
Lumberjacks eat flapjacks, duh.