Screaming at the computer

[DreamingOfDreams]

Do you find yourself screaming/laughing/having a one-sided conversation with the computer/playstation/machine?
I'm always doing it and attracting weird looks from my family. :D That's because I'm an odd person! haha, but no, dose everyone do it or am I just insane?

[Meat Puppet]

Last time my playstation bet me I threw it on the road. I won that arguement.

[Chris]

Yes and no. Both. Like almost. I think. :spin:

[Zeldy]

I dont get it, i laugh at things that are like.. funny?
If someone says something stupid i laugh?

[Jess]

When my computer broke, I shouted at it and was kicking it and stuff. :( I'm sorry computer. *pets*

[Social Moon Firesky]

I do that all the time. I have a love/hate relationship with my computer.

[Spammerman]

I talk to my PS2 and the game at the same time and myself too.I think im wierd.

[DreamingOfDreams]

No, your not, well maybe you are, but then, so am I!

[Zeldy]

When my computer broke, I shouted at it and was kicking it and stuff
I did that, i used to ask it to work! id even stroke it! But.. :cry:

[Spammerman]

No, your not, well maybe you are, but then, so am I!
It's fun being wierd. :D

[DreamingOfDreams]

awwwwww

[ZuZu]

Our old computer kept awful noise and I didn't liked that so I kicked and hit it always when I heard that sound... :mad:
now it's broken... NO, I didn't braked it! :rolleyes2

[DreamingOfDreams]

No, your not, well maybe you are, but then, so am I!
It's fun being wierd. :D

Sure is! I'm sure the computer thinks I'm weird. It has feelings, you know and controls my brain with a magnet. :D

[Spammerman]

Computers plan to take over the world with their brain scrambling addicting mind waves.

pros and cons of being wierd.
Con:Ppl think you're wierd

Pro: When some1 annoys you, start acting wierd and they'll leave alone.Thats why I run around my class room emitting wierd noises like im a spawn of evil tikis.

[DreamingOfDreams]

hahaha! and if someone is asking you for some sweets, say you've spat on them and they're covered in saliva. Then really spit on them!

[Spammerman]

lol.

[DreamingOfDreams]

If a computer ever starts talking bac, you've either lost the plot or it is really talking back!

[Spammerman]

one day i wanna make a computer that can talk back, then it can be totally interactive, and has feelings to.And its touch sensitive, so if u hit it itll cry, and it can grow up like a human.

[DreamingOfDreams]

:) If computers were like that, do you think you could get sofas that tell you to get off if you're to heavy? :D

[Spammerman]

lmao!super interavtive apppliances and furniture the newest craze all over the world.

[Lilly]

I always talk to my gameboy advance and ps2 and gamecube. I was playing Legend of Zelda windwaker and I said when i saw goblins and bats "OH MY GOD! GO FASTER AND HASTE GAMECUBE!" and then one time the ps2 was not working and i kept petting it and saying "Please, please work. Ill give you all my money and then let you have a nap for a few days!" and then it had to be fixed. otherwise i talk to them xD

and i talk to the computer when im mad at it. im like "QUIT LAGGING!" and unfortunatley it may freeze so i just scream right at the screen. lol. My parents think im weird when i talk to the systems..lol.

[Spammerman]

Wierd ppl are cool+Wierd is only in the eye if the beholder.

[DreamingOfDreams]

My eyes are twisted! :D lol. Everything is weird to me. How about a cooker that could cook food on it's own, or a hover car like in films? That would make life so much easier . . .

[Spammerman]

Or a new game console that doesn't require disks, just u think of a game made or think of a game u would make, then it makes it liek u thought.

[DreamingOfDreams]

Yeah! and a search engine on the comuter that know exactly what you want so you don't have to go trawling through so many different sites . . .

[Psychotic]

I do not like to rage against the machine.

[gokufusionss1]

hey that's a band name
your so smart................. ;)

[Shoeberto]

I tend to flip off my monitor/TV screen whenever I beat a really hard boss in a game. Relieves stress, I guess.

[Rye]

Sometimes. xD

[DreamingOfDreams]

Use a stress ball ;)

[theundeadhero]

Your asking this in a place full of weirdos?

Yes, I luv my playstation. She's a good girl. I also laugh, sometimes yell, flick off, and pretty much interact with it like it was a real girlfriend.

[Polyonymous]

I only talk to/beat on my PS2 when it isn't working... which seems to be happening a lot more often lately. I've left all the screws out of the PS2 so I can just skip that step next time I clean the laser.

[Spammerman]

I start talkin trash to video games, when i beat them or they only get me annoyed or mad, then I unleash he-double hockeystocks on the world of the game.Ph33r my aw3s0m3 sk!ll$

[rubah]

The midget does this constantly and so does her mother. It's rather unsettling.

[Ste]

only when it is going r....e.....a......l........l.........y s.......l......o....w then i tend to tell it to hurry up, tap it furiously, dont hit it much though, occasionally when it breaks down it gets a slap on the side of the screen, stupid thing.

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Me: I've never felt so happy when I'm around you baby. I feel alive. I feel a way that I've never felt before.
Girlfriend: Err... that's the computer. I'm over here.
Me: Yeah, I know.

[Miriel]

I accidently dropped a pile of books on my playstation once, and I apologized to it. Does that count?

[Spammerman]

yes it does.

[Resha]

Yes...everytime I have a voice convo with someone, I feel like a fool, because I'm talking straight to thin air and/or my computer. My mic is built in, y'see. xD If anyone sees me, they probably think I'm muttering to myself in madness. <--- I want people to notice my wonderful use of alliteration plz.

[CloudSquallandZidane]

This is more of what i do when playing games, the monitor hump...

[Mittopotahis]

Of course I talk to inanimate electronic things...They are the only thing that will listen to me.

[44 caliber]

Only to yell at whatever's displeasing me. Wait, what?

[Ashi]

Happens a lot with me. I read interesting/funny things on the comp. Games have things that make me laugh. So it's only natural. But yeah, people around me just don't understand! My sister pretty much thinks I'm crazy.

[XxSephirothxX]

Generally only when it's not working. And it's more cursing than screaming.

[Drift]

cursecursecursecursecurse. *breath* KillKillKillKillKillKill ^_^

[Alive-Cat]

I sometimes talk all night with my computer/consoles! They're great friends of mine. Although my computer can be pretty shallow sometimes, the other night I told it I was having problems at home and it said, "BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME" Why could it be so cruel???

[Leene]

:save:Yes,sometimes :p .:save:

[Reles]

I cuss at my computer, that's the only thing/person I ever cuss at. It's rather interesting...if you know me well enough to know I'm a very laid back person who NEVER cusses or gets angry.

[BabyVixen]

Yup all the time to my Playstation but only if I am playing FF9 because the damn random encounter rate is too fucking high and the battle system is so fucking slow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And sometimes I like to act out the dialogue when I'm really bored and it scares the /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif out of my ma and pa when they catch me doing it alone :p

[KentaRawr!]

I don't usually talk to the Computer or a Video Game, but when I forced my Mom to play SM64 DS, a Bob-omb started chasing her, and she sayed: "Ohhhh my God! Get away from me!!"

[Spammerman]

I do somethin similiar to that.When im playin dynasty warriors, and everybod keeps attacking me, it gets me insanely annoyed, and i kill them.P l-l34R M! 4W3$0M3 $l<!llz

[Mr. Graves]

I try to telepathically communicate with it to get it to do what I want. It only works about a quarter of the time.

[DMKA]

I scream at okies.

[Luc]

I only scream at the computer when it's either really slow and/or I'm getting annihilated in a game like Counter-Strike.

[rubah]

I scream at okies.

Me too. Especially when they're driving.

[Silmaril]

I curse it alot. :rolleyes2

[Devourment]

If I'm playing a game & the computer crashes, or it just crashes for no particular reason, then I get quite angry. If I shout at it, I only shout at it a little though.

*Strokes flat screen*

[Jack]

I rarely get angry with my games, usually the odd stray swear word, and usually when I'm playing Pro Evolution 3 and I miss a open net cause of my incompotent strikers.

[Spammerman]

I was just talkin to my friends PS2 while playin GhostRecon 2.

[Cruise Control]

I do it all the time, specially when I'm playing games, I go as far as to foam at the mouth. The one tim my friends all "Chris, your foamin'' on the Gameboy!"

But yes, I talk to it all the time! Cuz I'm so lonely J/K, it's cuz I'm infuriated.