Favourite Movie Quotes

[Dreddz]

Mine is
Batman Returns- Catwomen : Lifes a bitch, now so am I

[Chris]

My name is Bond, James Bond.

[Rye]

The following from Big Fish:


Have you ever heard a joke so many times you’ve forgotten why it’s funny? But then you hear it again and suddenly it’s new. You remember why you loved it in the first place. That was my father’s final joke I guess. A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him.

And in that way, he becomes immortal.

[DK]

"Derice! I known you since Julie Geoffries aksed to see your ding-a-ling!"

Cool Runnings is awesome. :D

[Freya]

"Tim-There it is..
King-where behind the rabbit?
Tim-No it IS the rabbit?
King-That's nonsense i was scared for nothing.
Lancelot-I soiled my armour.
Tim-Well it's got big pointy......, it leaps about......, LOOK AT THE BONES!"
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
More like diolouge but i love it.
oh and this one

"There dead in the sense that they fell down, got back up, and started eating each other."
-Dawn Of The Dead
(my fav movie)

[gokufusionss1]

"i dont want to die without any scars, do you?"

"can i have a glass of milk"
"you can have a tall cool glass of shut the hell up."

"so what do they call a wopper in france?"
"i don't know, never went in burger king."

"he's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy."

[Dr.K]

"God bless the internet" - American Pie (I think)

Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.
Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
Jules: Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King. - Pulp Fiction

"WHOA! G.T.A. MOTHERF-----" - That random guy from Resident Evil Apocalypse.

[Hawkeye]

Margret- I wonder how a degenerated person like that could have reached a position of responsibility in the Army Medical Corps.

Father Mulcahy- He was drafted.

Im sorry, did I break your concentration? -samuel jackson

I was jack's raging bullet- fight club

[Rini]

"Good evening, Clarice...."

edit: corrected into the right form :P thanks CloudDragon

[ShivaBlizzard8]

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop once in awhile, you might miss it. I do have a test today. That wasn't BS. It's on European socialism. Now I'm not European, I never plan on being European, so what do I care if they're socialists? They could be fachist anarchists and it wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condone socialism, or any "ism" for that matter. "Isms" in my opinion, are not good. A man shouldn't believe in an ism, he should believe in himself. To quote John Lennon, 'I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.' He was the Walrus. I could be the Walrus, and I'd still have to bum rides off people." - Ferris Beuller's Day Off

"Dance the sh*t out of it!" - Center Stage

[eestlinc]

"He was a man. We wrestled."

"Your a sick f--- Fink."

-Barton Fink

[ThroneofDravaris]

I’m so F@%$ed up!
Shinji Ikari, The End of Evangelion


‘Kyle, I’m sorry I called you a stupid Jew. I didn’t mean it, you’re not a Jew.”
Eric Cartman, Southpark: Bigger, Longer and Uncut


“Lady, I giving you seven f@%$ing days! If you want, I can come over with a knife and kill you right now!”
Scary Movie 3


“Did you just refer to yourself in the 4th person?”
Me, myself and Irene

[Big D]

<center>"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"</center>

[YukiKiro]

"What are you going to do, bleed on me?"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail-the dissebodiment of the dark knight.

thats one out of every single quote in that movie. this movie is an absolute treasure and a classic so pressious i'll probably show it to my son/daughter the day they get home from the hospital.

[CloudDragon]

"Hello, Clarice...."

Double check that one. Taken from imdb.com on Silence of the Lambs.

<i>Like Casablanca (1942), this movie contains a famous misquoted line: most people quote Lecter's famous, "Good evening, Clarice," as, "Hello Clarice."</i>


"It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes." ~ The Godfather Part 1

"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?" ~ Donnie Darko

[Ravenmorghane]

"He hates me, he's always hated me and now he wants to shoot my mum"
-Shaun of the dead

Brian:" I am NOT the Messiah! "
Arthur: "I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few."
-Life of Brian

Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Sir Lancelot: Blue.
Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go.
Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Sir Robin: That's easy.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Robin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Robin: Sir Robin of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Robin: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
Sir Robin: I don't know that.
[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]
Sir Robin: Auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. What... is your name?
Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Galahad: I seek the Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Galahad: Blue. No, yel...
[he is also thrown over the edge]
Galahad: auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown over]
Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?
King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
- Monty python and the holy grail

there are many more from monty python films but i cant be bothered to write them ALL down!

[Cuchulainn]

"if you're frightened of dying and you're holding on you'll see devils tearing your life away but ... if you've made your peace then the devils are really angels freeing you from the earth - Louis (played by Danny Aiello) from 'Jacob's Ladder'

"They can jail us. They can shoot us. They can even conscript us. They can use us as cannon fodder in the Somme. But...but we have a weapon more powerful than any in the whole arsenal of the British empire. And that weapon is our refusal, our refusal to bow to any order but our own, to any institution but our own." = Michael Collins (played by Liam Neeson) from 'Michael Collins'

[kikimm]

"Finish it Flaversham!"
-----The Great Mouse Detective.

Yes.


:D

[Freya0]

Givce me the child. From dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, i have fought my way here to the castle beyond the goblin city to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours and my kingdom is as great... for my will is as strong as yours and my kingdom great..damn i can never remember that line....
YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME!

--Labrynth

[NeoTifa]

"put another round in that woman over there, shes a twitcher!"
~dawn of the dead

"luke, i am your father"
~ha, star wars! classic

"you saved me from the giant baracuda! but look, i've salvaged the treasure! we can live like kings! we can live like kings!!!!!!!!!"
~freddie got fingered

[Doomie]

"You will always remember THIS as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"

[Rye]

"You will always remember THIS as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"

Pirates of the Carribean. :<3:

[Strider]

What we do in life echoes in eternity.

[Vaprice]

"For you baby I could be"~pussssss and boots! *shiny shiny*

"Whats the capital of thailand? bangkok!"~stiffler

"Dude, wheres my car?"

[Sasquatch]

"My momma told me never put off until tomorrow people you can kill today."
"All you people can kiss my Rebel dick."
"I'm your Huckleberry."
-Doc Holiday, Wyatt Earp

[Geena Davis points at a piece of bloody gauze on Samuel L. Jackson's stomach]"Uh-oh. You're seeping. Here, look at this." [Flashes him]
"Ugh?!"
[Rips gauze off]
"Aaah, f---, that hurt like <img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif">!"
"I know. That's why I distracted you first. Same tactic used in deflowering virgins."
"Wha--virgins--wha--what??"
"Read it in some Harold Robbins book. Guy bites her on the ear, distracts her from the pain. Ever try it?"
"No, I just sock 'em in the jaw and yell 'Pop goes the wiesel!'"
-Geena Davis and Samuel L. Jackson, The Long Kiss Goodnight

"Out of all the Christmas Pageants I've been to...this one was by far the most recent."
-Geena Davis, The Long Kiss Goodnight

"Here, take this, take it!" [Gives Geena Davis the Uzi] "Alright, I got three shots left in this revolver. You got a full clip. Just point, and spray. Ready? And..." [Grenade drops at his feet] "F--- IT! Run for your life!"
-Samuel L. Jackson, The Long Kiss Goodnight

"It's your dog, Alice. It has ruined my appetite."
"Well what's wrong with the dog?"
"It's been lickin its asshole for the past three hours straight. I submit that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I would imagine that anything he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay."
-Can't remember his name, and his wife. Old guy. Nathan, maybe. The Long Kiss Goodnight

"Here, shoot out the back window if you have to." [Gives pistol to Jackson, pulls out another one]
"Jesus old man, how many of them things you got?"
"Three. One shoulder, one hip, and one right here next to Mr. Wally. Those pat-downs never reveal it because an agent is often reluctant to feel up another man's groin. Any other questions?"
-Samuel L. Jackson and that same old guy, same movie.

"De-nah-nn-nah-nah [tune to "Bad to the Bone"], got my hand in the left pocket, de-nah-nn-nah-nah, gun in the right hand side, de-nah-nn-nah-nah..."
"It makes a bulg, people can see."
"You want me to put it in my pants and shoot my damn dick off?"
"So now you're a sharpshooter?"
-Samuel L. Jackson and Geena Davis, The Long Kiss Goodnight

Yeah, you can tell what my favorite movie is...

Maybe I should be ashamed that I knew that quote from Labrynth before I got halfway through it...

[BlazeLord]

"Frankly my dear I don't give a damm"-Gone with the wind


"I'll be back"-The Terminator

[Ryth]

"I've had worse!"

"Merely a flesh wound!"

"Kindly Bold Sir Robin,
Rode forth from Camelot,
He was not at all afraid to die oh Brave Sir Robin,
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin,
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken,
To have his knee cut split and his body burned away,
And his limb all hacked and mangled brave Sir Robin,
His head smashed in,
and his heart cut out,
and his liver removed,
and his bowels unplugged,
And his nostrils raped,
And his bottom burned out,
And his penis-" "Now-uh-thats enough music for now.."

I love this movie.

[Sasquatch]

"Kindly Bold Sir Robin,
Rode forth from Camelot,
He was not at all afraid to die oh Brave Sir Robin,
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin,
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken,
To have his knee cut split and his body burned away,
And his limb all hacked and mangled brave Sir Robin,
His head smashed in,
and his heart cut out,
and his liver removed,
and his bowels unplugged,
And his nostrils raped,
And his bottom burned out,
And his penis-" "Now-uh-thats enough music for now.."

Now, did you quote that entirely from memory?

I'd have to say, this is one of the best parts of the movie.

[DK]

"HEY YOU GUYS!"

The Goonies <3

[Ravenmorghane]

Longfellow Deeds: "It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys. "
-Mr Deeds

Frenchy: "Men are rats, listen to me, they're fleas on rats, worse than that, they're amoebas on fleas on rats. I mean, they're too low for even the dogs to bite. The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy."
-Grease

[Doomie]

Kyle: Shut up fat boy!
Cartman: Don't call me fat you fuckin' Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Did you just say the f-word?!
Cartman: Jew?

<3

[edczxcvbnm]

Smokey: YOU GOT KNOCK THE FUCK OUT!!!

- Friday

[GooeyToast]

"The things you own, end up owning you." - Tyler Durden

"I can be your best friend or your worst enemy" - Cable Guy

"Uhhuhuh......some people are dumb, uhuhuh......." -Butthead

"No good thing ever dies....." - Andy Duffrain, Shawshank Redemption

"Some birds aren't ment to be caged......" - Red, Shawshank Redemption

"Stupid is as stupid does"- Forrest Gump

"I was born, a poor black child....." - Steve Martin, The Jerk

"WHOOOOO!!! My dogs are barkin' today..." John Candy, Planes, Trains, & Automobiles

Any quote from the Holy Grail

"Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mundays! - Office Space (O.S.)

"Umm...excuse me, but I believe you have my stapler......" - Milton, Office Space

'Human beings were not ment to sit in little cubicles all day!" Peter, Office Space

'Ummmm.......yeeeeah......I'm gonna need you, to go ahead and.......come in tomorrow...." Lumbergh, Office Space

(to Michael Bolton) "Why don't you just go by "Mike"?"
" Why should I change, he's the one who sucks" - O.S.

'Hey Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?"
(thinks) "I tell ya what I'd do man, 2 chicks at the same time, man."
'That's it? If you had a million dollars you'd do 2 chicks at the same time."
"Damn stright. Always wanted to do that man. And I bet I could hook that up too, cause chicks dig dudes with money."
"Well, not all chicks."
"Types of chicks that double-up on guys like me do."
"Good point." - O.S.

"Heeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!!" The Shining

"Do we all die alone?' - Donnie Darko

"Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?" -Donnie
"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?" - Frank

"Damnit Donnie, why ya gotta get so smart on us?" :D

[Ravenmorghane]

Charlie Croker:"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
-the italian job (the original!)

[Medi]

"Get away from her you BITCH!!!" - Ellen Ripley from Aliens getting ready to battle the alien queen.

[Swordicanus]

"SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!"-Jerry Maguire
"Go ahead punk....make my day"-Dirty Harry
"Ladies and gentlemen welcome to my submarine lair............it's long and hard and full of seamen"-Dr.Evil
"Quit playin with yer dingy"-Chris Farley(Genius.......may he rest in peace) :p

[Faith]

"....These all go to eleven..." -Spinal Tap
"God Napoleon, just go make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!" - ND
"Silly rabbit...tricks are for kids." - Kill Bill Vol.1
"Is there anyone else up there we can talk to?" - M.P. and the Holy Grail
"...Its not that I don't try, its just that I don't care." - Office Space


All I can think of at the moment.

[JaytodaP]

Die Hard: Yippie Ki-yay Mother-****er

Fight Club *It doesnt mention Edward Norton's characters name so I'll just put EN*

" I cried like I never cried before, right in the middle of Bob's bitch-tits.

" I was an in-your face guy. Walking right in to people Id like to say Yes these are scars from fighting. I used to be such a nice guy."

From the Book: Fight Club
I look at God taking notes behind his desk, but gods got this all wrong.
We are not special
We are not crap or trash either
We just are, and what happens just happens
And god says "No. Thats not right."
Yeah. Well. You can't teach god anything.

[Full Metal Chocobo]

"When the dead are coming back to life, the word trouble has no meaning"
-Mr. Kaufman, Land of the Dead

"First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me, Blow Me."
-Ash, Evil Dead: Army of Darkness

"Hail to the King Baby!"
-Ash, Evil Dead: Army of Darkness

"How will God judge you? Well, friends... now we know. When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."
-TV Dood, Dawn of the Dead [2004 Remake]

"Zombies, man. They creep me out."
-Mr. Kaufman, Land of the Dead

"Riley:Put some flowers in the graveyard.

Charlie: "Put some flowers in the graveyard". How come you call them that, Riley? I don't get it. There here ain't the kind of flowers you lay on the ground, these here are sky flowers. Way up in heaven...

Riley: That's why I love you, Charlie, 'cause you still believe in heaven."
-Riley and Charlie, Land of the Dead

[Kakashi509]

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Would you screw me? I'd screw me. I'd screw me hard.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tell me, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
movies~ Silence of the lambs

[Wiegrahf42]

My name is Ignio Matoya, you killed my father, prepare to die
-The Princess bride-

Your mother was a hamster and you father smelt of Elderberries!
It's only a flesh wound, I've had worse
I'm being supressed!
-basically everything from Holy grail-
You can't handle the truth!
-A few good men-
I shall welease Wodowick!
-all of Pontius Pilate's lines in Life of Brian-
"Luke I am your father" is another misquote. It's just "I am your father".

[Captain Maxx Power]

"It's all in the reflexes" - Jack Burton, Big Trouble in Little China

"This is my Boomstick!" - Ash, Army of Darkness (Evil Dead 3)

"Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock" - Harry Lime, The Third Man

"You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill" - Colonel Kurtz, Apocalypse Now

and many, many more. Too many to mention here.

[JaytodaP]

Army Of Darkness is the coolest movie ever.

Hey she-bitch!

[KuRt]

[harry pointing a gun at a croock´s face after a firefight]

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky.... Well do ya, punk?

Harry Callahan: Where's the girl?
The Killer: You tried to kill me!
Harry Callahan: If I tried to do that your head would be splattered all over this field - now WHERE'S THE GIRL?
Dirty harry

Robocop: Nobody moves, this is a bust.
Robocop

Obiwan Kenobi: May the Force be with you
Star wars

Some guy: You talkin' to me?
Taxi Driver

That little kid whose name i don´t remember: I see dead people
Sixth sense

KNIGHTS OF NI: "Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!"
ARTHUR: "Who are you?"
HEAD KNIGHT: "We are the Knights Who Say... 'Ni'!"
RANDOM: "Ni!"
ARTHUR: "No! Not the Knights Who Say 'Ni'!"

SECOND BROTHER: "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits"
Monty python: search for the holy grail

PS. also in the black knight scene after arthur has just cut off the black knight's first leg:

"right! i'll do you for that!"
"YOU'LL WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

[Heath]

"luke, i am your father"
~ha, star wars! classic


It's funny how many people think it's that, but Vader actually says "No, I am your father".

As for mine:

"Surely you can't be serious!"
<b>"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley!"</b>

Either that or:

"The truth hurts, doesn't it, Hapsburg? Oh sure, maybe not as much as jumping on a bike with the seat missing..."

Both said by Leslie Nielsen (Airplane! and The Naked Gun 2 1/2 respectively).

[Perducci]

"GIVE ME MY HAND BAAAAAAACKKKK!" - Bruce Campbel, Evil Dead 2

"WHO'S LAUGHIN' NOW???" - Bruce Campbel, Evil Dead 2

"Hey, what's that on your face?!" - Bruce Campbel, Evil Dead: Army of Darkness

"Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart." - Bruce Campbel, Evil Dead: Army of Darkness

"Sanka, man, What you smokin'?"
"I'm not smokin', i'm breathing!" - Cool Runnings

"Hows about I draw a line down your head so it looks like a butt?" - Sanka, Cool Runnings.

"Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clotheshanger whilst I was still in the womb?" - The Mole, South Park B,L & U.

"You silly English Kkkkknighits!" - The French Soldier, MP & The HG.

[edczxcvbnm]

"Sir, you have a 10 o'clock to shove a pineapple up hilter's ass." - Little Nicky

[Tanwen Strife]

To hell with Brett, I've got a vibrator-There's something about Mary

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way-Who Framed Rodger Rabbit

There's the usual things... Flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep-Beauty and the Beast

One of the advantages of having a reputation for being stupid is people are less suspisious of you-Four Weddings and a Funeral

Advertising has I chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy s*** we don't need-Fight Club

Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make-Shrek

And anything any Monty Python person ever said ever!

[Tama2]

Army Of Darkness is the coolest movie ever.

Hey she-bitch!

Yes it is.

"Shop smart. Shop S-Mart"

[Tricia]

"Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck" - Genie from Aladdin

[Silmaril]

From Assasins where Banderas in his sexy voixe says:

"I will tear your heart out"

[Excelsior]

"We got American Constitution bitch!!"-Gun Crazy

[Winter Nights]

Not sure what my fave quote would be, but I just saw the movie "Saved!"..

Mandy Moore: "I crashed my van into JESUS!!!"

That just made me giggle.

[Cruise Control]

"It burns us precious!"-Gollum/Smeagol The Two Towers
"I'm not an animal"-Elephant Man
"We have ways of making you talk..."-No clue... They are funny!

[Shadowdust]

Steve McCroskey (Lloyd Bridges) from Airplane!:
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."
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Army of Darkness:

Duke Henry: You're not one of my vassals... who are you?
Ash: Who wants to know?
Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.
Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and <img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif">... and Jack just left town.
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Dennis from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you."

[zimmunky]

"For You, For our daughter, For Mexico" -Once Upon A Time In Mexico

"You need me so you can point your fucking fingers and say 'look, there's the bad guy' everybody say goodnight to the bad guy, the bad guys leaving the building" -Scarface


The Bible Quote from Pulp Fiction


"I dont want jewels, I just wanna suck your cock" -Freddy Got Fingered



"I am Jacks colon, I get cancer, I kill Jack" -Fight Club


'Fucking Chuck Norris" -Dodgeball



"I think I ate your chocolate squirrel" -Anchorman

[Loony BoB]

Oh God. This is exactly the kind of thread I need to occupy me for a while. time to break out the imdb quotes pages.

Robin Hood: Men In Tights
Achoo: Hey, Blinkin!
Blinkin: Did you say "Abe Lincoln"?

[Blinkin, the blind man, is up in a perch looking out for strangers]
Robin Hood: Blinkin! What are you doing?
Blinkin: Guessing. I guess no one's coming...

Blinkin: Oh Master Robin!
[hugging a replica statue of the Venus de Milo]
Blinkin: You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.
Robin Hood: Blinkin, I'm over here.

Prince John: And why would the people listen to you?
Robin Hood: Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.

Blinkin: This never would have happened if your father was alive.
Robin Hood: He's dead?
Blinkin: Yes.
Robin Hood: And my mother?
Blinkin: She died of pneumonia while - oh, you were away!
Robin Hood: My three brothers?
Blinkin: Died of the plague.
Robin Hood: My dog Pogo?
Blinkin: Run over by a carriage.
Robin Hood: My goldfish Goldie?
Blinkin: Eaten by the cat.
Robin Hood: My cat?
Blinkin: Choked on the goldfish. Oh, it's good to be home, ain't it, Master Robin?

Robin Hood: And who might you be?
Little John: Oh, they call me Little John. But don't let my name fool you. In real life, I'm very big.
Robin Hood: I'll take your word for it.

Robin Hood: I lost. I lost? Wait a minute, I'm not supposed to lose. Let me see the script.

Robin Hood: This is Ahchoo.
Little John: Bless you!
Achoo: That's my name, man!

Robin Hood: This is Ahchoo.
Blinkin: A Jew? Here?
Robin Hood: No no, not a Jew. Ahchoo.

[after falling from a tree]
Blinkin: I can see!
[runs right into another tree]
Blinkin: Nope, I was wrong.

Abbot: We are here to witness the marriage, of Mervin, the Sheriff of... Mervin? Your name is Mervin?
Sheriff of Rottingham: Yes! Yes get on with it.
Abbot: OK... Mervin.

Merry Men: We're men, we're men in tights / We roam around the forest looking for fights / We're men, we're men in tights / We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right! / We may look like sissies / But watch what you say, or else we'll put out your lights / We're men, we're men in tights / Always on guard, defending the people's rights.

Sheriff of Rottingham: [taking off his leather glove and slapping Robin with it] I challenge you to a duel.
Robin Hood: [picking an iron gauntlet up from the dinner table and smacking Rottingham across the face with it, knocking him down] I accept!

Robin Hood: [first meeting Blinkin the blind servent] BLINKIN!
Robin Hood: Master Robin, Is that you?
Robin Hood: Yes.
Blinkin: What back from the Crusades?
Robin Hood: Yes.
Blinkin: And alive?
Robin Hood: [pause] yes.

Shaun of the Dead
[regarding Shaun's stepdad, who he hates]
Shaun: Did you know that on several occasion... he touched me?
Barbara: [long pause as Barbara turns to look at Shaun]
Shaun: That wasn't true. Made it up, shouldn't have, sorry.

[looking through Shaun's LPs for suitable records to throw at two approaching zombies]
Ed: Purple Rain.
Shaun: No.
Ed: Sign o' the Times.
Shaun: Definitely not.
Ed: The Batman soundtrack?
Shaun: Throw it.

Pete: It's four in the fucking morning!
Shaun: It's Saturday!
Pete: No, it's not. It's fucking Sunday. And I've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours 'cos every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! Now can you see why I'm SO FUCKING ANGRY?
Ed: Fuck, yeah!

Ed: See? You don't need Liz to have a good time.
Shaun: Oh, don't, man.
Ed: No! Go ahead, look at me. Can I just say one more thing? I'm not gonna say, you know, there's plenty more fish in the sea. I'm not going to say if you love her, let her go. And I'm not going to bombard you with clichés. But what I will say is this…
[chuckling]
Ed: It's not the end of the world.

Videogame voice: [as Shaun sits down next to Ed who's playing a videogame and presses a button on the joypad] Player 2 has entered the game.
Ed: Don't you have work?
Videogame voice: [Shaun presses a button again and gets up] Player 2 has left the game.

Shaun: As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "i" in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team... I don't know what he's talking about.

The Emperor's New Groove
Yzma: Tell us where the talking llama is, and we'll burn your house to the ground.
Kronk: Uh, don't you mean "or"?
Yzma: [sighs] Tell us where the talking llama is, *or* we'll burn your house to the ground.
Chaca: Well, which one is it? That seems like a pretty crucial conjunction.

[plotting ways to kill Kuzco]
Yzma: Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...
Yzma: [laughs]
Yzma: ...I'LL SMASH IT WITH A H AMMER! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!
Yzma: [knocks over bottle of poison on flower, which shrivels up and dies]
Yzma: Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this.

[Kronk's Shoulder Angel and Devil debate saving Kuzco]
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Listen up, big guy. I got three good reasons why you should just walk away. Number one. Look at that guy! He's got that sissy stringy music thing.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: We've been through this. It's a harp, and you know it.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Oh, right. That's a harp, and that's a dress.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: Robe!
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Reason number two. Look what I can do. Ha ha!
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: [does one-armed handstand]
Kronk: But what does that have to do with anything?
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: No, no. He's got a point.

[Kuzko collides with an old man while dancing]
Kuzco: Aargh. You threw off my groove!
Guard: I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the Emperor's groove.
[the old man is thrown out of the palace window]
Old Man: Soooorryyyyy...

[while Kuzco and Pacha are trying out all of Yzma's potions]
Kuzco: Yay. I'm a llama again!
Kuzco: [beat] Wait...

Kuzco: Wait a minute. I remember you. I remember telling you that I was building my pool where your house was, and then you got mad at me. Oh! And you turned me into a llama!
Pacha: What? No, I did not.
Kuzco: Yes, and then you kidnapped me!
Pacha: Why would I kidnap a llama?
Kuzco: I have no idea. You're the criminal mastermind, not me.
Pacha: What?
Kuzco: You're right. That's giving you way too much credit.

Yzma: Looking for this?
Yzma: [holds up the vial of human extract]
[Kuzco and Pacha gasp]
Kuzco: No! It can't be! How did you get back here before us?
Yzma: Uh...
[pauses]
Yzma: ...how *did* we, Kronk?
Kronk: Well, ya got me. By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.
[Kronk holds up a map of the two parties' trails, showing Yzma's and Kronk's falling down a canyon halfway through]
Yzma: Oh, well.

Kuzco: Oh boo hoo, now I feel really bad. Bad llama. [slaps himself mockingly in the face]

Trainspotting
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: [narrating] Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?