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DK
06-25-2005, 01:12 AM
Don't you find it annoying when your body tells you you're thirsty, yet you need to go do a number 1? WHY WON'T YOU RECYCLE, STUPID BODY?

Why are our bodies so intent on destroying the earth?

ZeZipster
06-25-2005, 01:13 AM
I haven't given it much thought.

Peegee
06-25-2005, 01:15 AM
If you're truly, truly eco-friendly you'll starve to death and stop defecating every day.

In other words, you're a murderer and a pollutionist. Pervert.

DK
06-25-2005, 01:16 AM
oh noe i r prevert

Yuffie514
06-25-2005, 01:26 AM
i am environmentally friendly with the sun... :strut: :goofy:

-N-
06-25-2005, 01:45 AM
Maybe you should drink Kingfisher instead. ;)

Rye
06-25-2005, 02:30 AM
If you're truly, truly eco-friendly you'll starve to death and stop defecating every day.

In other words, you're a murderer and a pollutionist. Pervert.

PG so mean!

Del Murder
06-25-2005, 02:32 AM
Microorganisms feed off of our waste, so it all ends up being part of the circle of life.

Wiegrahf42
06-25-2005, 02:34 AM
Human civillization is extremely harmful, in whatever form.

Madame Adequate
06-25-2005, 02:36 AM
Microorganisms feed off of our waste, so it all ends up being part of the circle of life.

Micro-organisms cause the Ebola virus, too. So stop defecating, unless you want to be a MURDERER!

Spammerman
06-25-2005, 02:42 AM
Don't you find it annoying when your body tells you you're thirsty, yet you need to go do a number 1? WHY WON'T YOU RECYCLE, STUPID BODY?

Why are our bodies so intent on destroying the earth?
number 1 and number 2 are waste, theyre only good for manuer, well number 2 is.

Quina
06-25-2005, 02:44 AM
Feces doesn't kill people, people kill people.

YukiKiro
06-25-2005, 07:38 AM
Feces doesn't kill people, people kill people.
and urine is mostly amonia, something that is a toxin to all carbon based life formes (to my knowledge). fecal excretions are various other oddeties our body can't use, but flies and the like find it very attractive and obviously it has some sort of health valuse so nature does recycle poo. oops, did i just ruin a fun topic with logic? if not then by all means, please carry on.

Dr.K
06-25-2005, 11:04 AM
Seeing that us human's ain't perfect (Wh-...what, you say?) our faeces still contain quite an abundant amount of nutrients, definitely enough for flies and bacteria to have a field day. What's more, after our excrement has been broken down into simple molecules by bacteria in the soil, these can then be taken up by plants (mostly I think). If you urinated on some soil, the bacteria in the soil would break down the urea in your urine into ammonia/ammonium, which can then be changed to to 'useful' molecules by bacteria for plants to use. If we kept eating but never excreted, regardless of our body's slowly turning into a cess-pit, we'd literally be squeezing the life out of the world like a lemon.

NorthernChaosGod
06-25-2005, 11:05 AM
Feces doesn't kill people, people kill people.
and urine is mostly amonia, something that is a toxin to all carbon based life formes (to my knowledge). fecal excretions are various other oddeties our body can't use, but flies and the like find it very attractive and obviously it has some sort of health valuse so nature does recycle poo. oops, did i just ruin a fun topic with logic? if not then by all means, please carry on.
haha. if it wasnt you, then it would have been me. but ya beat me to it. but ya, flies like poop. nature thought of everything i guess.

Alive-Cat
06-25-2005, 01:18 PM
Fecis don't kill people, rappers do!

Meat Puppet
06-25-2005, 01:20 PM
Piss in a jar and then drink it.

Chris
06-25-2005, 01:21 PM
Piss in a jar and then drink it.
=_="

Giga Guess
06-25-2005, 07:17 PM
I'm kind of interested to know where this synaptic misfire came from...?

Zell's Fists of Fury
06-25-2005, 08:38 PM
"Hey Roy, can you get sick from drinking piss?"
"Yeah, I think you can."
"Even if it's your own?"

NorthernChaosGod
06-25-2005, 10:14 PM
"Hey Roy, can you get sick from drinking piss?"
"Yeah, I think you can."
"Even if it's your own?"
haha. ya. you have to do something your piss to make it drinkable. if youre in the desert you can do it up to like seven time and then its rendered useless.

KentaRawr!
06-26-2005, 11:51 PM
Okay, Meat-Puppet...What do you do when you're hungry?