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Fallen~Angel
06-25-2005, 11:20 PM
Why?

ZeZipster
06-25-2005, 11:27 PM
It's obviously symbolism for the pain that is Tubbies.

Breine
06-25-2005, 11:39 PM
Isn't it a TV screen or something?

Cloud No.9
06-25-2005, 11:45 PM
tis a tv screen.

Lindy
06-25-2005, 11:47 PM
A TV screen which they use to spy upon children.

Zeldy
06-25-2005, 11:50 PM
Haha! i used to love that show :<3: its the Tv!

Destai
06-25-2005, 11:52 PM
I wonder what happened to them....

Psychotic
06-25-2005, 11:58 PM
They're watching you all the time with them. No matter what you do, no matter where you go, there is no escape.

Dr.K
06-26-2005, 12:06 AM
Once they find where you live it's game over. Read the papers lately?

krissy
06-26-2005, 02:28 AM
tubby = stomach

tele = telly

stomach televisions

Rye
06-26-2005, 02:29 AM
They also have funny antennas on their heads.

krissy
06-26-2005, 02:33 AM
for better reception

Maxico
06-26-2005, 11:13 AM
Whats their power supply then?

Psychotic
06-26-2005, 04:50 PM
They eat the bunnies.

Meat Puppet
06-26-2005, 04:57 PM
I've heard that the purple one picks up the adult select channels when it's raining.

radyk05
06-26-2005, 05:56 PM
do they plug in stuff like dvds or vhss and nintendos and playstations and stuff?

ZeZipster
06-26-2005, 06:01 PM
do they plug in stuff like dvds or vhss and nintendos and playstations and stuff?

Yes, but only after watching the aforementioned adult select channels.

Rye
06-26-2005, 06:02 PM
Whats their power supply then?

You know that sun baby on the show? It's their evil dictator sun baby. It gives out it's energy waves, but they have to swear their loyalty to it.

Blackmageboi
06-26-2005, 09:37 PM
i was looking aroun the video store when i saw the teletubbies n the top shelf of the horror section, they really do scare me

Cloud No.9
06-26-2005, 10:21 PM
the little posts that pop up travel all over the world. and read your mind. tis true.

Shlup
06-27-2005, 06:16 AM
They have telly tummys. They show videos of kids doing crap on them. And then they all yell "Again!" and seriously play the whole video again. It's frickin' great.

They eat the bunnies.
No, they only eat Tubby Custard. Get a clue, dumface.

DHEvil
06-27-2005, 06:27 AM
No dumhole, they also eat those wierd tubbywaffles! *People stare at him, surprised at his astounding knowledge of the plague that is the 'tubbies* ...what? All I did was see NooNoo suck up the remainders and draw my hypotheses from that! *Jaws drop* What?!

nik0tine
06-27-2005, 06:39 AM
The Teletubbies are evil. That purple one is obviously gay, and Homosexuality is unacceptable.

Meat Puppet
06-27-2005, 08:26 AM
Isn't there some huge murder mystery scandal involving the homosexual half-midget(only half -midget because the rabbits are giant) actors who pilot the suits of the teletubbies?

Silmaril
06-27-2005, 08:31 AM
They scare me and I hate them.

Shlup
06-27-2005, 08:50 AM
It's not Tubby Waffles, it's Tubby Toast.

Ryth
06-28-2005, 05:16 AM
Yeah I think its a TV...I hate them...

Devourment
06-28-2005, 11:14 AM
To swallow up the kiddies brainwashed minds.

Psychotic
06-28-2005, 05:33 PM
It's not Tubby Waffles, it's Tubby Toast.And that is made of mashed up bunny. Ever wonder why it is the exact same shade of brown as the bunnies? The smiley face you see on the toast is the face of the dead bunny. Noo Noo kills them late at night, so no-one sees him, and it is all covered up by Big Brother, aka the periscope. Don't believe their lies! Fight the power! Oh, and get a shoe, dumtoes.

ZuZu
06-28-2005, 05:38 PM
When ever I look at golfcourse.... the world of Teletubbies...
Oooh, I hate them....

Kakashi509
07-03-2005, 12:34 AM
everyone knows the sun is really a flaming demonic baby head with powers to brainwash people using televison, and uses his minon teletubbies to do it. Then once the teletubbies is over the teletubbies log into the porn channels.

Aphelion
07-03-2005, 01:42 AM
Yup. The next hit will be Teletubbies - Adults Only. It will show everything that happens after Teletubbies - For Kids ends. We'll see everything the evil dictator Sun (or, as the Tubbies know him, Suck) says to our heroes, ranging from "Bow down to me and show me porn on your TVs" to "You're my slaves...Well, you know what you should do now...Don't you?".

It will be a great hit!

Rye
07-03-2005, 01:43 AM
Yup. The next hit will be Teletubbies - Adults Only. It will show everything that happens after Teletubbies - For Kids ends. We'll see everything the evil dictator Sun (or, as the Tubbies know him, Suck) says to our heroes, ranging from "Bow down to me and show me porn on your TVs" to "You're my slaves...Well, you know what you should do now...Don't you?".

It will be a great hit!

You have made me so happy, as someone else finally believes that the sun is an evil dictator baby. :D

Lord Xehanort
07-03-2005, 01:55 AM
Homosexuality is unacceptable.

........Oh hell no. How dare you!?

Leeza
07-03-2005, 02:14 AM
I don't think that nik is serious there, Ansem. :)

The square on their tummy is obviously a subliminal message to all kids to watch more TV because it symbolises a TV screen. Or maybe they're just trying to say that it's hip to be square. :)

Lord Xehanort
07-03-2005, 02:21 AM
Hmm... perhaps, perhaps not. I can never tell unless they use 'j/k' or '[/SARCASM]'.

The TV on their tummies allows them to bend down and look at themselves and see something other than their genitalia.

Kakashi509
07-03-2005, 02:39 AM
There probably already making teletubbies uncut hopefuly with quotes from the show:

"Noo noo like boobies!" "Stfu! Me watching porn!" "Wish I had one or those weird leg rods," "Teletubbie slaves show me your porn channels!"