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-N-
06-28-2005, 02:01 AM
Suck it, you assholes - I killed off the last of your damn trojans.

Why oh why do people insist on making these things?

kikimm
06-28-2005, 02:02 AM
For lack of having a life.


:D

Miriel
06-28-2005, 02:06 AM
I'm a Trojan. :)

-N-
06-28-2005, 02:08 AM
This calls for a poll. What sucks the most, USC, condoms, or viruses?

The Summoner of Leviathan
06-28-2005, 02:09 AM
They make them cuz they want to be Greek and conquer Illium?

Yamaneko
06-28-2005, 02:11 AM
Because they want to weed out the stupid Windows users. Wait, that doesn't make sense.

Poopcannon
06-28-2005, 02:23 AM
You can get Trojans on Macs aswell, it's just an application with it's extension hidden...

Windows users are still stupid though (god I love broad and sweeping generalizations...)

Del Murder
06-28-2005, 02:30 AM
This calls for a poll. What sucks the most, USC, condoms, or viruses?
Tough question, though we obviously know what the best one is.

Hawkeye
06-28-2005, 02:45 AM
What sucks more you say?

BlazeLord
06-28-2005, 02:51 AM
This calls for a poll. What sucks the most, USC, condoms, or viruses?
Tough question, though we obviously know what the best one is.
Really? :confused:

Miriel
06-28-2005, 03:02 AM
Tough question, though we obviously know what the best one is.
Well duh. :cool:

Sarkis
06-28-2005, 03:10 AM
I wish I knew why these jerks make viruses and trojins myself but the only ansr i can give you is unless the file is designed to hijack your computer to advertise somthing or force you to buy the "Spy were protection" then there just doing it for kicks. lovely poeple huh. :mad:

Del Murder
06-28-2005, 04:06 AM
Well duh. :cool:
Yep. Always remember to use protection, kids.

nik0tine
06-28-2005, 04:10 AM
They make them cuz they want to be Greek Geek and conquer Illium?

XxSephirothxX
06-28-2005, 04:14 AM
Maybe just because they can. I'd like to see them skewered.

-N-
06-28-2005, 04:16 AM
Well duh. :cool::down:

Yep. Always remember to use protection, kids.:up:

Meat Puppet
06-28-2005, 04:29 AM
I used to think that on the internet, those nerds can whoop my ass. But in real life I reassured myself that I could win. To prove my theory right, I tracked down the most real internet nerd I could find and challenged him to a fist fight. Within 30 seconds I was on the ground with a blood nose. :(

theundeadhero
06-28-2005, 05:28 AM
You may have killed Sparticus, but his son will live on. He will live on and he will live FREE! A free man. Scum.

Old Manus
06-28-2005, 07:36 AM
I had a virus. I was sneezing all day.

bigbri2k5
06-28-2005, 11:31 AM
Suck it, you assholes - I killed off the last of your damn trojans.

Why oh why do people insist on making these things?

i use them for strictly revenge purposes against poeple who annoy me especially bullies who pick on smaller people.

boris no no
06-28-2005, 11:58 AM
i like to eat pie...

Devourment
06-28-2005, 11:58 AM
USCIsn't that a clothes shop?

Rye
06-28-2005, 11:59 AM
Viruses suck. :/

nik0tine
06-28-2005, 12:28 PM
I hold the record at my local computer shop for most viruses and spyware on any one machine. And I did it ALL without porn! (But nobody believes me.)

Chris
06-28-2005, 01:06 PM
Why does the porn sites have all the bad viruses? It's not fair. :(

Triple T
06-28-2005, 01:52 PM
Why does the porn sites have all the bad viruses? It's not fair. :(

It's your punishment, heathen! :smash:

Psychotic
06-28-2005, 05:07 PM
Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus.

Morpheus: lol asl agent smith??? r u hot???? do u hav bf???? omg cyber???

...at least that's what Morpheus should've said in response, anyway.

Old Manus
06-28-2005, 05:17 PM
He did. They dubbed it though. :(

Alive-Cat
06-28-2005, 05:34 PM
They make them because they wanna be like Neo.

Old Manus
06-28-2005, 06:09 PM
And hide disks in books.

DMKA
06-28-2005, 06:13 PM
USCIsn't that a clothes shop?
Kill yourself.

-N-
06-29-2005, 01:41 AM
Neo is almost Neel.

That means he's almost as cool as me. :cool:

Rye
06-29-2005, 01:42 AM
Neo is almost Neel.

That means he's almost as cool as me. :cool:

Neel, you're the ONE!

Devourment
06-29-2005, 09:10 AM
USCIsn't that a clothes shop?
Kill yourself.*Blows up*

Cless
06-29-2005, 10:16 AM
If there were no nasty things to infect your computer, there'd be no need for anti-virus software. Does this mean there could be a possibility that the companies which produce the anti-virus software, also produce most of the virus' as well? So they could be basically making all these virus' to wreck computers, then selling software to combat their own creations, all in the name of profit. Then they release yearly "updates" to fight their new creations.

I find it hard to believe that most of these things are the work of "nerds with too much time on their hands". The whole anti-virus software industry could well be a sinister plot to wring yet more money from the consumer's pocket. :(