~complete the sentence game~

[bloody_rain]

I guess the title is rather self-explanatory, just complete the sentence that is posted above you, then provide your own sentence for the next person. You can have serious answers or funny ones, the funnier the better!

I'll start: I will never _________________

[-N-]

start a thread like this again.

This thread will be ___________

[Lenna]

closed!!!!

How long will it _______

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

It seems all I get to close these days is word game threads.