No real Newbie forum? Cheap bastards. xP

[Winter Nights]

Umm.. Yar. I'm new and /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif. I've gone by Winter Nights on several other forums, so some of you might know me. If not, your loss. xD

Anyway, enough babbling.. Welcome me, bitches!! ;)

EDIT: What the fuck?? A swear filter?! Oh you fucking sons of bitches.

[Cruise Control]

Wow, I already have an urge to stab you with a plastic spoon! *does so*

[Craig]

Hahahahaha. I like you already. Welcome to EoFF.

[The Man]

I approve of this newbie thread. And this newbie, though that goes without saying.

Welcome, fellow Floridian. ;)

[Chris]

I'm cheap and I'm a bastard too! :spin:
Welcome. :rolleyes2

[Shauna]

Newbie... Welcome... I think...?

Where are we? I have forgotten... anyway...

Welcome, to... uhh... THIS PLACE! <3 Have fun! :love:

[Winter Nights]

I approve of this newbie thread. And this newbie, though that goes without saying.

Welcome, fellow Floridian. ;)

Mwahaha.. Thankees. :p

[Craig]

I especially approve of the EDIT in the first post.

[Hawkeye]

'Welcome me bitches'?

This newbs got class! :D

Welcome

[Lenna]

Haha nice thread ;D welcome to EoFF ;D watch out for these nutters they may turn you insane like they have to me AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

p.s THEY EAT LOVE NEWBIES ;D

[Cuchulainn]

If you had a newbie forum, only newbies would go to that spam-self-advertising spawn of typed-vomit. Therefor you wouldn't get any of these welcomes some people seem to crave. Posting your welcome in a forum full of regulars is to your advantage if you actually thought about it. Otherwise you'd never stop being a newbie as every one of your forum 'pals' would be newbies too.

And Hi :)

[Shauna]

Haha nice thread ;D welcome to EoFF ;D watch out for these nutters they may turn you insane like they have to me AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

p.s THEY EAT LOVE NEWBIES ;D

Yea, You'll blame me for that, right? xD

Welcome again! xD :love:

[Winter Nights]

'Welcome me bitches'?

This newbs got class! :D

Welcome

Course I do. ;)


If you had a newbie forum, only newbies would go to that spam-self-advertising spawn of typed-vomit. Therefor you wouldn't get any of these welcomes some people seem to crave. Posting your welcome in a forum full of regulars is to your advantage if you actually thought about it. Otherwise you'd never stop being a newbie as every one of your forum 'pals' would be newbies too.

And Hi :)

Good answer. I approve of your unusual ways. :p

[Lenna]

Yes you have warped my fragile little mind.. as cartman would say. hehe you know I love ya though chick. Watch out though, these newbies are raking in THEY'LL STEAL YOUR TITLE AS BEST NEWBIE <3

[Shauna]

Yes you have warped my fragile little mind.. as cartman would say. hehe you know I love ya though chick. Watch out though, these newbies are raking in THEY'LL STEAL YOUR TITLE AS BEST NEWBIE <3

Well... I'm only going to be a newbie for another... 24 days and 30mins xD... It wont be hard!

And... I love you toooooo! <3 :love:

[Lenna]

And shauna. I'm gonna be a newbie for 3 days xD haha !!! ner ner... :D. I didn't have a newbie thread though. ;( and it's too late now. I just posted everywhere, then DC made me go on IRC and ever since I've been stuck on there and that's where I've gained all you nutters as close encounters! *grins*

[Rye]

'Welcome me bitches'?

This newbs got class! :D

Welcome

Yeah, welcome to EoFF! xD

[Cruise Control]

Don't steal peoples post colors

[Shauna]

And shauna. I'm gonna be a newbie for 3 days xD haha !!! ner ner... :D. I didn't have a newbie thread though. ;( and it's too late now. I just posted everywhere, then DC made me go on IRC and ever since I've been stuck on there and that's where I've gained all you nutters as close encounters! *grins*

Yes! You've gained us as nutters, but also as... nutty friends? :D?

And...we better stop spamming! xD :love:

[ZuZu]

You are a newbie only a moment so....WELCOME :save:

No Zelda around... *gives an ice cream* Completely safe to eat it :D

There is a welcome you bitch :shifty:

[Psychotic]

Hi, you're also known as Winter Nights, eh? I think I once slept with you and you gave me gonorrhea or something. Maybe that was Napoleon Bonaparte, I don't know. It was just one of those nights.

[Winter Nights]

Hi, you're also known as Winter Nights, eh? I think I once slept with you and you gave me gonorrhea or something. Maybe that was Napoleon Bonaparte, I don't know. It was just one of those nights.

That was YOU?! Jesus, it's been awhile. How've ya been? xD

[Psychotic]

That was YOU?! Jesus, it's been awhile. How've ya been? xDYeah, it's been about...oh...9 months? There's a little someone I think I should introduce you to...

[Winter Nights]

That was YOU?! Jesus, it's been awhile. How've ya been? xDYeah, it's been about...oh...9 months? There's a little someone I think I should introduce you to...

*slaps forehead* Not again... I need to lay off the tequila. xP

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

:O Make a newbie thread for the little someone!

[Leeza]

Hello, Autumn Rain. Welcome to EoFF. I hope you enjoy your posting here, although I have a feeling that you'll be seeing some of your posts disappearing from time to time.

[Raven Nox]

XD That was a great first post. :D Welcome.

Stay free. :roll:

[Lenna]

Beware Leeza she rules all! :D you have to be on your best behaviour at EoFF Autumn Rain. Because if you aren't then we wont see your posts about for too long ;( and that's not a good way to start introducing yourself xD

[Winter Nights]

Hello, Autumn Rain. Welcome to EoFF. I hope you enjoy your posting here, although I have a feeling that you'll be seeing some of your posts disappearing from time to time.

*hoards his posts* And what is THAT supposed to mean?? Back, you scallywags!! xDD

[XxSephirothxX]

I have a feeling this "child" could be extraordinarily evil. :shifty:

Anyway, come to #eoff and chat! (http://eyesonff.com/chat) There's no swear filter there! Though Roogle might kick you out if he notices. :p

[Agent Proto]

Awesome newb. Welcome.

[-N-]

Don't mind the Leeza; you spam, she deletes, your spam rises again like the phoenix. It's just the circle of life. ;)

Congratulations on not being lame, by the way. :up:

[Winter Nights]

Don't mind the Leeza; you spam, she deletes, your spam rises again like the phoenix. It's just the circle of life. ;)

Congratulations on not being lame, by the way. :up:

Good to know. I tend to keep my spam low-profile.. Just in a perky mood today.

And congratulations on noticing my non-lameness. xD

[Jess]

Welcome. :)

[DMKA]

Umm.. Yar. I'm new and /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif. I've gone by Winter Nights on several other forums, so some of you might know me. If not, your loss. xD

Anyway, enough babbling.. Welcome me, bitches!! ;)

EDIT: What the smurf?? A swear filter?! Oh you smurfing sons of bitches.
This one's a keeper folks.

[Winter Nights]

I think I'm in love with your sig, man. :lol:

[Lilian]

Hiyas! -welcomes and gives you a random teddy bear-

[My name is...something..?]

A noob with life left in him, huh? He'll learn some respect.
*marks on forehead in permanent marker*
They all do in time...
*steals everything of value*

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

*readies delete button for the inevitable*

[Resha]

What ARE you?!?!? xD :laugh:

*feels teh ph33r* W-w-w-w-w-w-welcome....???

[TurkSlayer]

How do you get a newbie thread!? When I came, they just told me to shut up and sit in the corner!!

Anyway, welcome, from one son of a bitch to another.

[Meat Puppet]

I'm a boy.

[Zeldy]

Omg your scary :(

[CloudDragon]

What exactly is a nutter?

Welcome.

[Leeza]

This one's a keeper folks.
I will give him credit for knowing how to use the edit/delete button instead of double-posting. :)

[Rusty]

Welcome to the forums :)

[theundeadhero]

Leeza's not a scallywag! :mad2:

[Raistlin]

The swear filter's there so the owner can pay the huge internet bills via the Google ads - not because of any prejudice towards swearing, despite what Leeza may tell you.

Anyway, welcome to EoFF!

[Winter Nights]

This one's a keeper folks.
I will give him credit for knowing how to use the edit/delete button instead of double-posting. :)

Heh.. I've been to enough forums, that I should know how to post responcibly... Not that it makes a difference with most newbs these days, but.. Meh. :p

[Fuzakeru]

Hello and as one of the many sons of bitches here I welcome you to this desolate land of nonsense and witty retorts. :spin:

P.S. - I lol'd at your first post so <3

[Blackmageboi]

Hi i like you
*pokes with stick*:twak:teehee
i'll twak you last.

[Spiffing Cheese]

Oh my god. Who ARE you? Best newbie ever!

[Winter Nights]

Jesus Christ.. What the hell is up with all the "best newbie ever"-type comments? I mean, I know I'm more coherent than most but goddamn.. Is it really that bad?? o__O

[KuRt]

well there actually IS a noob forum. Psy´s usernotes.

[Devourment]

Welcome to EoFF.

[Mercen-X]

What the hell is up with all the "best newbie ever"-type comments? I mean, I know I'm more coherent than most but goddamn.. Is it really that bad??EoFF is home to many new generation FF fans who aren't used to the internet. Most are uncommonly young. Better get used to it.

Mercenary X greets the fresh swine without discrimination.
Welcome to Eyes On Final Fantasy Forums.

Please do not post requests for custom Avatars or Sigs in any forum besides the Help Forum and remember the Search is your friend. Thank you.

Also, *makes antler ears, crosses eyes, and blaggles tongue* . . .
*walks away and abandons newbie*

[Fuzakeru]

. . . the truth iswe were all totally talking about you the other day and decided that we didn't like you and you were a horrible waste of exisitence but we didn't want to let you know so we are kissing your ass by saying that you are the best newbie ever then when you aren't expecting it we will duct tape you to hell and sacrafice you to the chocobo Gods. =D?


P.S. - or perhaps I was misinformed. :<3:

[crashNUMBERS]

I like this guy already...

Edit: Strong words, eh?? Go fuza!!

[Winter Nights]

. . . the truth iswe were all totally talking about you the other day and decided that we didn't like you and you were a horrible waste of exisitence but we didn't want to let you know so we are kissing your ass by saying that you are the best newbie ever then when you aren't expecting it we will duct tape you to hell and sacrafice you to the chocobo Gods. =D?


P.S. - or perhaps I was misinformed. :<3:


Roffles. That sounds more plausible. ;)

[Sepho]

Hi.

[Ultima Shadow]

I'm a boy.You're a naught boy with naughty thoughts. ;)
Is it really that bad?? o__O
Yes, it is. :greenie:

[Dignified Pauper]

*probes*

[Winter Nights]

*probes*

*e-gasm*

[Dignified Pauper]

i demand this thread be archived for hillarity puproses!

[Madonna]

I suppose this is the proper time to gasp, "Egads!"?

[Winter Nights]

I suppose this is the proper time to gasp, "Egads!"?

Indeed.

EGADS!! :p

[Chris]

Pull up to my bumper! :joey:

[Winter Nights]

:eek: That big ol thang?? :p

[Shoden]

LMFAO this is the most hillarious noob thread yet and Autumn rain don't chat you'll become insane luckily i was banned before it affected my deranged mind.


The noobies are coming the noobies are coming argh ruuun! XD

man what an intro


*gives you Cid-Mouth award that wasn't a cheap remake of a medal he stole flogged re processed and stole again

[crashNUMBERS]

Your an all around cool guy, Autumn...