EOFF HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY SPIES

[Calliope]

Advertising Guerrilla Tactics Spies!

It all started with the diet soda thread. Yes. Obviously whilst one is reading it, one decides soda/pop/fizzy drink/canned sugar with a tuna ultimate sandwich on rye would be in order, yes please with fries and stars in your eyes and seeing as that thread over there mentions this band or that movie I think it sounds really cool and now I will go buy it although I wouldn't have known if it wasn't for the SECRET POSTERS PLANTED BY ADVERTISING AGENCIES OH MY GOD I'M DYING.

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Shouldn't this be in the Arts and Writing forum? :p

[Calliope]

What the hell? No? What?

GO READ A BOOK!

Oh crap. It's spreading.

lead boxes lead boxes lead boxes

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*takes some Vicks(TM) NyQuil and goes to sleep*

[Yamaneko]

<a href="http://delmurder.com/">I don't know what you're talking about.</a> :shifty:

[Meat Puppet]

My friends told me to wear a tinfoil helmet and microwave my head whenever I feel like I'm being spied on. Hope this helps!

[WildRaubtier]

Your mother helps. Me. On a regular basis.

[smittenkitten]

What!!..SPIES!!..where?? :shifty: yush i know what you mean i see them i see them everywhere they're EVERYWHERE i tell you *hides in cardboard box*..x...

[Del Murder]

I could tell you the horrible truth, but wouldn't you rather watch me sock a few dingers?

[Black Mage]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[*ETERNAL FANTASY*]

you lost me after the first line mate! :D

[KuRt]

Gotcha! but there is one cure for the spies. if everyone on this forum changes to "fluffy puff" at 9pm on greenwich´s time, the spies can´t reach us EVER AGAIN!

[My name is...something..?]

*switches to Fluffy Puff*
I'm doing my part.

[KuRt]

We need some kind of uncle sam poster with "I want YOU to turn on fluffy puff"

[Silmaril]

I feel like having a coke and sandwich with fries while watching any movie.

[The Time Assassin]

Holy /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif... I am drinking a Coke right NOW! 1!

[Rye]

Obviously whilst one is reading it, one decides soda/pop/fizzy drink/canned sugar with a tuna ultimate sandwich on rye

But... I am Rye. ;____________;

[theundeadhero]

Without you guys I wouldn't know what's cool anymore.

[Dignified Pauper]

We need some kind of uncle sam poster with "I want YOU to turn on fluffy puff"

someone get on that, b/c my paintshop skillz suck.

[Resha]

OMG! OMG! OMG! :weep: I accuse....*looks around* THE TIME ASSASIN AND BLACK MAGE OF BEING SPIES!! IT'S THEM, I TELL YOU! THEM! ;_________; :shifty: Really, now. :)

[eestlinc]

I could tell you the horrible truth, but wouldn't you rather watch me sock a few dingers?
Glad to have you on my team!

http://www.magicdeckvortex.com/cardpics/RED/guerrilla_tactics.jpg

[Kappy]

OMG! OMG! OMG! :weep: I accuse....*looks around* THE TIME ASSASIN AND BLACK MAGE OF BEING SPIES!! IT'S THEM, I TELL YOU! THEM! ;_________; :shifty: Really, now. :)

wtfmo :trout:

[Yamaneko]

DINGERS! DINGERS!

[T-MaN]

GooD GoD! Spies! :eek:

Time to get out my handy dandy Spy Catching Net. Spies beware!

[Alive-Cat]

Snack O bars!!! The diet bar for everyone!!! Buy it now at all respected shops!

[Psychotic]

Brilliant, you could say, but can you count and count whilst laughing? It remains to be seen.

[Dignified Pauper]

No wonder we have a member named TASTEY PIES!

He's actually advertising for pie!

[Yuffie514]

I :<3: spies.

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And the spies came out of the water,
But you're feeling so bad cos you know,
But the spies hide out in every corner,
But you can't touch them though,
Cos they're all spies...

[Erdrick Holmes]

Call, lay off the drugs.

[Calliope]

NO WAY MAN TASTEY SPIES WHAT THE HELL?

Okay. Okay. Magic Cards. Collect them All, Gotta Catch 'Em All Pokemon Articuno Jynx Nidorina Beedrill Horsea Squirtle Chansey_

Darth Holmes.
Darth Watson?
Darth Hermit [real name no gimmicks the single by T-Money remixed by Del and the Funky Homosapiens is out now for the low low price of!]

Luckily, we don't have NyQuil in my country so I am immune!

[Yamaneko]

And this is without her coffee. :D

[Del Murder]

I stops me fiddelin when I takes me riddlin.

[Yamaneko]

What's wrong with your eyes? You need a Claritin or something?

[Calliope]

I don't think you guys appreciate how hard it was for me to get up at six and go to town and force myself to traipse past the millions of red-bull vendors and Mike The Coffee Guy [sorry Mike!] without buying anything and then go to work SAVING URCHINS and drinking caffiene free green tea.

I WANT A TROPHY.

[Del Murder]

And remember kids, that's Snapple™ brand green tea available at your local Albertsons.

Albertsons, it's your store.

[Yamaneko]

Brewed by hippies, but distributed by a heartless multi-national corporation.

Ok, I'm done.

[Calliope]

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!

At least I have real organic hippie-fruit in my bag.

<3@co-workers

Y'know what, while I'm advertising, make that ice cream company ship it's soy ice cream to NZ. Yeah, that. And everyone go buy some yellow grapefruit.

[Rase]

Does this thread make everyones day, or just mine?

[eestlinc]

water is naturally caffeine free

[Shoden]

man you people are insane i'm proud to be in Eoff XD.


I talked to a spy he gave to me some little thing that tells the time backwards... oh sugar lumps


*boom*

tyher guy was a bearded cross between a Gypsy and a Hippie really


he stole my Coffee even though i do not like it i dunno what to advertise ;-; damn you all taking the good things i do not even know about or heard about but still

[TasteyPies]

NO WAY MAN TASTEY SPIES WHAT THE HELL?

:rolleyes2

[Shoden]

who what where wtf? what'd i miss i cannot bother to check