Pine Trees and Apples

[Clouded Sky]

Now what if pine trees had apples? What apple juice have that piney fresh smell? Wouldn't it hurt to much to pick the apples? Would Del Murder fall out of said trees? Ok, forget the last one. Anyways, which is better, Pine Trees or Apple Trees?

[Psychotic]

If Del Murder fell out of said trees I would make juice out of him and perhaps use him as a topping on pizza, but only if I had any ham around. You can't have Del Murder on pizzas without ham.

[Chris]

YOU THINK YOU'RE SO TRICKY. DISGUISING A PINEAPPLE THREAD BY SEPARATING TEH TWO. TRICKY!

[Clouded Sky]

No no no! It's not like that. I want to plant a tree in my backyard and I can't decide if I should plant a Pine Tree or an Apple Tree.

[Chris]

LIES.

[omnitarian]

You can't eat a pinecone. Not without difficulty, at least.

[Clouded Sky]

Can we discuss pine trees and apples in the same sentence?

As long as you aren't putting it on pizza, you punk-nosed little...
So please forget about the stupid pineapples and help me decide what to plant.

[Hawkeye]

LIES.

[Truetrickcustom]

hey what about apple pinecone juice?? ooohh aahhh yum :)

[Shoden]

pine trees because they are rough so you can scratch your arse on it

[Shoeberto]

I see nothing offensive about this thread (well...not anymore, at least) so long as you guys stay on topic.

[rubah]

Apple blossoms are Arkansas' state flower.
Pine trees are our state tree.

dangit.

I don't like eating pine cones, so I voted for apple.

[Sin Magnum]

yea pine cones are bitter :) i voted for apples

[Shlup]

I wish I had an apple right now.

[Clouded Sky]

hmmm. yeah, i love apple juice. but i'm thinking i wouldn't be motivated enough to really use the apples. and i like how pine trees smell. but pine trees don't have pretty flowers. decisions decisions.

[Del Murder]

I don't climb trees. I live in California, where there are no trees.

[Cruise Control]

I voted for pine trees, wait... wtf, those give me enormous hives

[Meat Puppet]

Pine trees have apples, they're called pine cones.

[Chemical]

Pro
1) Apples taste like food
2) Apples are full of symbolicy goodness
3) Pie

1) Pine trees create that longed for touch of green in those long, barren, cruel, empty winters.
2) They make cars not smell lilke hobo.
3) They're speical for the air


I'm torn. :(

[Yamaneko]

Can't they just get along?

[GooeyToast]

Pine air-fresherner smell good.

So i go with pine.

[nik0tine]

I've said this before and I'll say it again. Pinecones are the apples of the forest.

[Chemical]

Alright Nik0tine... so by this reasoning bananas are also apples... and so are coconuts and oranges.

My life as I know it is ending.

[nik0tine]

Alright Nik0tine... so by this reasoning bananas are also apples... and so are coconuts and oranges. That's all up to interpretation, but they are most definetly not apples of the forest.

[Xaven]

I don't like the taste of apples as much as other fruits. Pine trees smell good, but make ugly sap. I vote no.

[Clouded Sky]

I don't like the taste of apples as much as other fruits. Pine trees smell good, but make ugly sap. I vote no.

so i shouldn't plant a tree either? EARTH KILLER!!!

[Xaven]

Just plant both or something.

[Pheesh]

plant a applepine tree, the fruit can't be eaten and it leaks ugly sap. You get the best of both worlds.

Peace out and :rock:
EE

[Dignified Pauper]

I've got it! Plant them both in the same spot, and see which one grows! the other will kill it!

[theundeadhero]

I have an apple tree and a pine tree in my yard. The apple tree is good because I can go pick apples any time I want. The pine tree is good because I can hide under it anytime I want.

[-N-]

Del Murder would fall out of a pine tree because he'd be looking to get his fix of pineapples. That being said, I think you should plant a pine tree, because then when he falls out you can beat him with your old math textbooks and he'll like it. :up:

[Del Murder]

If I fall out of a tree and no one's around to hear it, would I be screwed?

[Clouded Sky]

Only if it was a Pineapple tree. Because you'd probably be trying to steal all the pineapples so no one could put them on pizza! Pineapple thief. PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE!