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Markus. D
07-11-2005, 01:43 AM
2 days ago i was out with friends, i randomly wanted to pick up a new girlfriend (havent had one for what seems like forever)... she was kind, 3 quarters of my hight, sort of athletic, funny...

after about 15 minutes of talking this tanked guy came over.

then he said "stay away from me chick you f***wit" .... so i did.

end of story. no way i was gonna start him.

he was like 2 times my body weight.



that had to be the 2nd worst day in my life.

BUT!!! the first time i ever got rejected by a guy. :p

Inuyasha Tribal
07-11-2005, 01:53 AM
Congrats. kthnxs.

ZeZipster
07-11-2005, 01:54 AM
That sucks. I wouldn't have started anything with him either, but it sucks that she didn't care enough to say something. Did she seem agitated? Did you come on to her or were you just talking?

Hawkeye
07-11-2005, 02:03 AM
I wouldve taunted him into attacking me

-N-
07-11-2005, 02:05 AM
At least you found the silver lining. ;)

Inuyasha Tribal
07-11-2005, 02:07 AM
If it twas me, I would'a done something stupid for shore. ;) It makes it more funny that way. lolz

Owl
07-11-2005, 02:07 AM
Ok, first of all, he was tanked so his reaction time would have been pretty low, you could have probably easily taken him with the first object you could find. You would have to let him have the first hit so that you would not get into any legal trouble, so you taunt him, he hits you, grab a heavy object, wack him in the head... talk to the girl. There you go, you could have had her... instead you walked away.

Nino Brown
07-11-2005, 02:08 AM
Doesn't this belong in Eyes on Eachother or something?

Inuyasha Tribal
07-11-2005, 02:11 AM
No, because this thread is pointless. LOLZ

Ultima Shadow
07-11-2005, 02:14 AM
How to get a girlfriend!

Friend:: I've felt a bit down lately... :-/
US: Maybe you should go and get a new girlfriend? ;)
Friend: Yeah! That's probably the problem! I need a new girlfriend! :D
US: Let's go to the market! ;)

*walks to the market*

US: If you need a girlfriend... then the market is the PERFECT place to get one! ;)
Friend: Why? How? Because girls are shopping maniacs?
US: *starres at friend* Oh, man... you're all this inexperienced? O_o
Friend: Eh...
US: Follow me! *walks into shop*
Friend: *follows*
US: Hey, there! Have you got any girlfriends for sale?
Friend:Uh... Shads... O_o
Shop Manager: But of course! If you're searching for girl friends, you've come to the right place, man! ;)
US: can I have a look? :D
Shop manager: But of course! :p
Friend: ............ :eyebrow:
Shop Manager: Here we have a "good girl friend". Ok personality, ok look etc. But she's pretty cheap. :greenie:
US: Bah, show me something more expensive! We need a REALLY good one to cheer up my friend here! :D
Shop Manager: Oh... then what about THIS? It's the PERFECT girl friend! She's nice, smart, very good-looking and very, very sexy! ;)
US: OMG! I think I'm already in love with her! How much? :love:
Shop Manager: 480$
US: OMG! :eek: That's just too much! Do you have any slightly cheaper?
Shop Manager: Well... I think I have what you're looking for. Just wait a sec... here you go! The GREAT girlfriend! She's slightly less good-looking and sexy than the perfect one, but still a masterpice! She's only 200$!!! :cool:
US: ALRIGHT! Sounds good, don't you think? ;)
Friend: STOP IT!!!
US: Uh?
Friend: Ok, this is NOT how you get a girlfriend, Shads!!! :mad2:
US: What do you mean?
Friend: Now, let ME handle this!

*friend walks up to a girl and starts flirting*

US: OMG! What a fool!!! >_<

*20mins later, the friend have a girlfriend*

Friend: See? That's how it works, silly Shads! :p
US: Bah! Getting gf's for free? You're so cheap! :cool:
Friend: You're so sickening... :barf:



Yes, good people... once again, 2 cups of coffe wasn't enough to keep my brain on track! :)

Inuyasha Tribal
07-11-2005, 02:16 AM
Fun. Is that true story? lolz

Ultima Shadow
07-11-2005, 02:17 AM
Is that true story?
I don't know whenever to laugh or cry. :cool:

Inuyasha Tribal
07-11-2005, 02:22 AM
Lolz, I don't know how tie my shoes. o.O

Owl
07-11-2005, 02:29 AM
I think a small part of my manliness just died. You... thats horrible....

Inuyasha Tribal
07-11-2005, 02:31 AM
To make it better, i'm 13!!

Peegee
07-11-2005, 02:38 AM
Part of the game. Hilarious though.

Lindy
07-11-2005, 02:40 AM
I read the topic as WRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Drop a tank on him with your spirit power.

Cheza
07-11-2005, 03:29 AM
haha nice story, harsh she didnt tell you though, i thought she would have done.

Shlup
07-11-2005, 04:11 AM
Talking to girls in real life is overrated.

Markus. D
07-11-2005, 06:14 AM
That sucks. I wouldn't have started anything with him either, but it sucks that she didn't care enough to say something. Did she seem agitated? Did you come on to her or were you just talking?

no, like everytime i get pressured into flirting with randoms.


some chicks are evil and dont get aggitated to warn you that shes already taken.


*shakes head* :mad:

WildRaubtier
07-11-2005, 07:04 AM
Girls lol

LolthFollower
07-11-2005, 07:28 AM
It zeemz to me, what you zhould have done was azked her if zhe waz taken and then but thiz mezzinezz behind you. Inztead you went blah blah blah and zhe got bored, zo zhe decided to zee what her 'boyfriend' would do to you when he found out.

nik0tine
07-11-2005, 08:40 AM
You better watch out, once my 'boyfriend' notices how you type. :p


In all seriousness though, you should have just told this asshole that he didn't need to be rude about it. Then you should have walked off.

boris no no
07-11-2005, 10:12 AM
girls arn't real.....we're all in your head

black orb
07-11-2005, 10:15 AM
US: Hey, there! Have you got any girlfriends for sale?
Friend:Uh... Shads... O_o
Shop Manager: But of course! If you're searching for girl friends, you've come to the right place, man! ;)

>>> I wish it were that easy..

Lenna
07-11-2005, 10:52 AM
Is that true story?
I don't know whenever to laugh or cry. :cool:


It probably is knowing Shads roflmfao!!

His charm seems to spout out every where when it comes to the "upsetting" or "problems" or even "just a slight bit of humour" topics. He ALWAYS brightens them up teehee.

Regardless of true or not. Thats pretty funny ;p

Boris no no!!! girls do exist, if they didn't then wth are we?!??!

The Anarchy Angel
07-11-2005, 10:54 AM
Welll....it coulda been worse, think of it that way ^_^

Markus. D
07-12-2005, 03:19 AM
Girls lol

:p im havent called a girl a girl for a while now.

Devourment
07-12-2005, 10:36 AM
You're gay then?!

Loony BoB
07-12-2005, 12:58 PM
How to get a girlfriend!

Friend:: I've felt a bit down lately... :-/
US: Maybe you should go and get a new girlfriend? ;)
Friend: Yeah! That's probably the problem! I need a new girlfriend! :D
US: Let's go to the market! ;)

*walks to the market*

US: If you need a girlfriend... then the market is the PERFECT place to get one! ;)
Friend: Why? How? Because girls are shopping maniacs?
US: *starres at friend* Oh, man... you're all this inexperienced? O_o
Friend: Eh...
US: Follow me! *walks into shop*
Friend: *follows*
US: Hey, there! Have you got any girlfriends for sale?
Friend:Uh... Shads... O_o
Shop Manager: But of course! If you're searching for girl friends, you've come to the right place, man! ;)
US: can I have a look? :D
Shop manager: But of course! :p
Friend: ............ :eyebrow:
Shop Manager: Here we have a "good girl friend". Ok personality, ok look etc. But she's pretty cheap. :greenie:
US: Bah, show me something more expensive! We need a REALLY good one to cheer up my friend here! :D
Shop Manager: Oh... then what about THIS? It's the PERFECT girl friend! She's nice, smart, very good-looking and very, very sexy! ;)
US: OMG! I think I'm already in love with her! How much? :love:
Shop Manager: 480$
US: OMG! :eek: That's just too much! Do you have any slightly cheaper?
Shop Manager: Well... I think I have what you're looking for. Just wait a sec... here you go! The GREAT girlfriend! She's slightly less good-looking and sexy than the perfect one, but still a masterpice! She's only 200$!!! :cool:
US: ALRIGHT! Sounds good, don't you think? ;)
Friend: STOP IT!!!
US: Uh?
Friend: Ok, this is NOT how you get a girlfriend, Shads!!! :mad2:
US: What do you mean?
Friend: Now, let ME handle this!

*friend walks up to a girl and starts flirting*

US: OMG! What a fool!!! >_<

*20mins later, the friend have a girlfriend*

Friend: See? That's how it works, silly Shads! :p
US: Bah! Getting gf's for free? You're so cheap! :cool:
Friend: You're so sickening... :barf:



Yes, good people... once again, 2 cups of coffe wasn't enough to keep my brain on track! :)
I'm quite sure all of my girlfriends that lasted longer than a week have been more expensive than US$480. US$480 is cheap, I assure you.

Chris
07-12-2005, 01:01 PM
I have an anger problem, so I would probably just have bashed him across the face. :D

ZerÝ
07-12-2005, 01:13 PM
Should've gave him a bunch o' fives!

crazybayman
07-12-2005, 01:20 PM
2 days ago i was out with friends, i randomly wanted to pick up a new girlfriend (havent had one for what seems like forever)... she was kind, 3 quarters of my hight, sort of athletic, funny...

after about 15 minutes of talking this tanked guy came over.

then he said "stay away from me chick you f***wit" .... so i did.

end of story. no way i was gonna start him.

he was like 2 times my body weight.



that had to be the 2nd worst day in my life.

BUT!!! the first time i ever got rejected by a guy. :p

meh......

ya coulda always called him a c#nt, let him shove you, then kick him in the nuts, then in the face, and walk off with the girl in a very cool strut.

Then again, if the girl was that much trouble that she wouldn't even tell you that her crazy tank of a boyfriend was in the vicinity, or stopped chatting to you, then she's just an idiot.

Therefore, kick the crap outta the moron as described above, tell the chick to f#ck off, and strut off alone. Even cooler. :cool:

Just Kiddin'.....hehe...though it would be pretty cool, hehe. Violence is pretty pointless. It'll only get you arrested, result in you getting a good $hit-knockin', make the girl think you're a complete idiot for starting a fight in public, or any combination or all of the above. Plus the guy is a moron, which makes the chick a moron as well for being with a f#ckwit like that, which means she's not worth the trouble.

Markus. D
07-12-2005, 03:46 PM
nah, i know when and when not to roll someone.

mhmm, the chick was so ... "rude" for not telling me she was occupied.

Loony BoB
07-12-2005, 03:55 PM
Were you making it clear that you were interested? It's kind of difficult for someone to say outright "I have a boyfriend, by the way." Some people might also consider that to be rude. However, if you asked for her phone number or something, then yeah, she should have dropped a hint that she was waiting for her boyfriend or something along those lines.

MoonZapdos
07-12-2005, 03:59 PM
How to get a girlfriend!

Friend:: I've felt a bit down lately... :-/
US: Maybe you should go and get a new girlfriend? ;)
Friend: Yeah! That's probably the problem! I need a new girlfriend! :D
US: Let's go to the market! ;)

*walks to the market*

US: If you need a girlfriend... then the market is the PERFECT place to get one! ;)
Friend: Why? How? Because girls are shopping maniacs?
US: *starres at friend* Oh, man... you're all this inexperienced? O_o
Friend: Eh...
US: Follow me! *walks into shop*
Friend: *follows*
US: Hey, there! Have you got any girlfriends for sale?
Friend:Uh... Shads... O_o
Shop Manager: But of course! If you're searching for girl friends, you've come to the right place, man! ;)
US: can I have a look? :D
Shop manager: But of course! :p
Friend: ............ :eyebrow:
Shop Manager: Here we have a "good girl friend". Ok personality, ok look etc. But she's pretty cheap. :greenie:
US: Bah, show me something more expensive! We need a REALLY good one to cheer up my friend here! :D
Shop Manager: Oh... then what about THIS? It's the PERFECT girl friend! She's nice, smart, very good-looking and very, very sexy! ;)
US: OMG! I think I'm already in love with her! How much? :love:
Shop Manager: 480$
US: OMG! :eek: That's just too much! Do you have any slightly cheaper?
Shop Manager: Well... I think I have what you're looking for. Just wait a sec... here you go! The GREAT girlfriend! She's slightly less good-looking and sexy than the perfect one, but still a masterpice! She's only 200$!!! :cool:
US: ALRIGHT! Sounds good, don't you think? ;)
Friend: STOP IT!!!
US: Uh?
Friend: Ok, this is NOT how you get a girlfriend, Shads!!! :mad2:
US: What do you mean?
Friend: Now, let ME handle this!

*friend walks up to a girl and starts flirting*

US: OMG! What a fool!!! >_<

*20mins later, the friend have a girlfriend*

Friend: See? That's how it works, silly Shads! :p
US: Bah! Getting gf's for free? You're so cheap! :cool:
Friend: You're so sickening... :barf:



Yes, good people... once again, 2 cups of coffe wasn't enough to keep my brain on track! :)
Best. Story. Ever. xD

crashNUMBERS
07-12-2005, 04:03 PM
That sucks.

Caspian
07-12-2005, 04:33 PM
I'm quite sure all of my girlfriends that lasted longer than a week have been more expensive than US$480. US$480 is cheap, I assure you.

If my girlfriends had each cost me $480, I'd be in debt for the rest of my life.

You are either obviously trying to prove a point to settle a private issue, or are just insane.

Old Manus
07-12-2005, 04:44 PM
Casp owns BoB.

faster skating penguin
07-12-2005, 07:15 PM
your life is tragedy

Loony BoB
07-13-2005, 09:49 AM
If my girlfriends had each cost me $480, I'd be in debt for the rest of my life.
You must either have a lot of girlfriends or very little money. D=

You are either obviously trying to prove a point to settle a private issue, or are just insane.
Not a private issue, just making a point that US$480 isn't that much money in the longer run, or maybe that's just the way I am, I don't know.

The insanity option is probably a lot more open for debate, though...