WHHHHHHHHHY!!!!

[Markus. D]

2 days ago i was out with friends, i randomly wanted to pick up a new girlfriend (havent had one for what seems like forever)... she was kind, 3 quarters of my hight, sort of athletic, funny...

after about 15 minutes of talking this tanked guy came over.

then he said "stay away from me chick you f***wit" .... so i did.

end of story. no way i was gonna start him.

he was like 2 times my body weight.



that had to be the 2nd worst day in my life.

BUT!!! the first time i ever got rejected by a guy. :p

[Inuyasha Tribal]

Congrats. kthnxs.

[ZeZipster]

That sucks. I wouldn't have started anything with him either, but it sucks that she didn't care enough to say something. Did she seem agitated? Did you come on to her or were you just talking?

[Hawkeye]

I wouldve taunted him into attacking me

[-N-]

At least you found the silver lining. ;)

[Inuyasha Tribal]

If it twas me, I would'a done something stupid for shore. ;) It makes it more funny that way. lolz

[Owl]

Ok, first of all, he was tanked so his reaction time would have been pretty low, you could have probably easily taken him with the first object you could find. You would have to let him have the first hit so that you would not get into any legal trouble, so you taunt him, he hits you, grab a heavy object, wack him in the head... talk to the girl. There you go, you could have had her... instead you walked away.

[Nino Brown]

Doesn't this belong in Eyes on Eachother or something?

[Inuyasha Tribal]

No, because this thread is pointless. LOLZ

[Ultima Shadow]

How to get a girlfriend!

Friend:: I've felt a bit down lately... :-/
US: Maybe you should go and get a new girlfriend? ;)
Friend: Yeah! That's probably the problem! I need a new girlfriend! :D
US: Let's go to the market! ;)

*walks to the market*

US: If you need a girlfriend... then the market is the PERFECT place to get one! ;)
Friend: Why? How? Because girls are shopping maniacs?
US: *starres at friend* Oh, man... you're all this inexperienced? O_o
Friend: Eh...
US: Follow me! *walks into shop*
Friend: *follows*
US: Hey, there! Have you got any girlfriends for sale?
Friend:Uh... Shads... O_o
Shop Manager: But of course! If you're searching for girl friends, you've come to the right place, man! ;)
US: can I have a look? :D
Shop manager: But of course! :p
Friend: ............ :eyebrow:
Shop Manager: Here we have a "good girl friend". Ok personality, ok look etc. But she's pretty cheap. :greenie:
US: Bah, show me something more expensive! We need a REALLY good one to cheer up my friend here! :D
Shop Manager: Oh... then what about THIS? It's the PERFECT girl friend! She's nice, smart, very good-looking and very, very sexy! ;)
US: OMG! I think I'm already in love with her! How much? :love:
Shop Manager: 480$
US: OMG! :eek: That's just too much! Do you have any slightly cheaper?
Shop Manager: Well... I think I have what you're looking for. Just wait a sec... here you go! The GREAT girlfriend! She's slightly less good-looking and sexy than the perfect one, but still a masterpice! She's only 200$!!! :cool:
US: ALRIGHT! Sounds good, don't you think? ;)
Friend: STOP IT!!!
US: Uh?
Friend: Ok, this is NOT how you get a girlfriend, Shads!!! :mad2:
US: What do you mean?
Friend: Now, let ME handle this!

*friend walks up to a girl and starts flirting*

US: OMG! What a fool!!! >_<

*20mins later, the friend have a girlfriend*

Friend: See? That's how it works, silly Shads! :p
US: Bah! Getting gf's for free? You're so cheap! :cool:
Friend: You're so sickening... :barf:



Yes, good people... once again, 2 cups of coffe wasn't enough to keep my brain on track! :)

[Inuyasha Tribal]

Fun. Is that true story? lolz

[Ultima Shadow]

Is that true story?
I don't know whenever to laugh or cry. :cool:

[Inuyasha Tribal]

Lolz, I don't know how tie my shoes. o.O

[Owl]

I think a small part of my manliness just died. You... thats horrible....

[Inuyasha Tribal]

To make it better, i'm 13!!

[Peegee]

Part of the game. Hilarious though.

[Lindy]

I read the topic as WRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Drop a tank on him with your spirit power.

[Cheza]

haha nice story, harsh she didnt tell you though, i thought she would have done.

[Shlup]

Talking to girls in real life is overrated.

[Markus. D]

That sucks. I wouldn't have started anything with him either, but it sucks that she didn't care enough to say something. Did she seem agitated? Did you come on to her or were you just talking?

no, like everytime i get pressured into flirting with randoms.


some chicks are evil and dont get aggitated to warn you that shes already taken.


*shakes head* :mad:

[WildRaubtier]

Girls lol

[LolthFollower]

It zeemz to me, what you zhould have done was azked her if zhe waz taken and then but thiz mezzinezz behind you. Inztead you went blah blah blah and zhe got bored, zo zhe decided to zee what her 'boyfriend' would do to you when he found out.

[nik0tine]

You better watch out, once my 'boyfriend' notices how you type. :p


In all seriousness though, you should have just told this asshole that he didn't need to be rude about it. Then you should have walked off.

[boris no no]

girls arn't real.....we're all in your head

[black orb]

US: Hey, there! Have you got any girlfriends for sale?
Friend:Uh... Shads... O_o
Shop Manager: But of course! If you're searching for girl friends, you've come to the right place, man! ;)

>>> I wish it were that easy..

[Lenna]

Is that true story?
I don't know whenever to laugh or cry. :cool:


It probably is knowing Shads roflmfao!!

His charm seems to spout out every where when it comes to the "upsetting" or "problems" or even "just a slight bit of humour" topics. He ALWAYS brightens them up teehee.

Regardless of true or not. Thats pretty funny ;p

Boris no no!!! girls do exist, if they didn't then wth are we?!??!

[The Anarchy Angel]

Welll....it coulda been worse, think of it that way ^_^

[Markus. D]

Girls lol

:p im havent called a girl a girl for a while now.

[Devourment]

You're gay then?!

[Loony BoB]

How to get a girlfriend!

Friend:: I've felt a bit down lately... :-/
US: Maybe you should go and get a new girlfriend? ;)
Friend: Yeah! That's probably the problem! I need a new girlfriend! :D
US: Let's go to the market! ;)

*walks to the market*

US: If you need a girlfriend... then the market is the PERFECT place to get one! ;)
Friend: Why? How? Because girls are shopping maniacs?
US: *starres at friend* Oh, man... you're all this inexperienced? O_o
Friend: Eh...
US: Follow me! *walks into shop*
Friend: *follows*
US: Hey, there! Have you got any girlfriends for sale?
Friend:Uh... Shads... O_o
Shop Manager: But of course! If you're searching for girl friends, you've come to the right place, man! ;)
US: can I have a look? :D
Shop manager: But of course! :p
Friend: ............ :eyebrow:
Shop Manager: Here we have a "good girl friend". Ok personality, ok look etc. But she's pretty cheap. :greenie:
US: Bah, show me something more expensive! We need a REALLY good one to cheer up my friend here! :D
Shop Manager: Oh... then what about THIS? It's the PERFECT girl friend! She's nice, smart, very good-looking and very, very sexy! ;)
US: OMG! I think I'm already in love with her! How much? :love:
Shop Manager: 480$
US: OMG! :eek: That's just too much! Do you have any slightly cheaper?
Shop Manager: Well... I think I have what you're looking for. Just wait a sec... here you go! The GREAT girlfriend! She's slightly less good-looking and sexy than the perfect one, but still a masterpice! She's only 200$!!! :cool:
US: ALRIGHT! Sounds good, don't you think? ;)
Friend: STOP IT!!!
US: Uh?
Friend: Ok, this is NOT how you get a girlfriend, Shads!!! :mad2:
US: What do you mean?
Friend: Now, let ME handle this!

*friend walks up to a girl and starts flirting*

US: OMG! What a fool!!! >_<

*20mins later, the friend have a girlfriend*

Friend: See? That's how it works, silly Shads! :p
US: Bah! Getting gf's for free? You're so cheap! :cool:
Friend: You're so sickening... :barf:



Yes, good people... once again, 2 cups of coffe wasn't enough to keep my brain on track! :)
I'm quite sure all of my girlfriends that lasted longer than a week have been more expensive than US$480. US$480 is cheap, I assure you.

[Chris]

I have an anger problem, so I would probably just have bashed him across the face. :D

[Zerø]

Should've gave him a bunch o' fives!

[crazybayman]

2 days ago i was out with friends, i randomly wanted to pick up a new girlfriend (havent had one for what seems like forever)... she was kind, 3 quarters of my hight, sort of athletic, funny...

after about 15 minutes of talking this tanked guy came over.

then he said "stay away from me chick you f***wit" .... so i did.

end of story. no way i was gonna start him.

he was like 2 times my body weight.



that had to be the 2nd worst day in my life.

BUT!!! the first time i ever got rejected by a guy. :p

meh......

ya coulda always called him a c#nt, let him shove you, then kick him in the nuts, then in the face, and walk off with the girl in a very cool strut.

Then again, if the girl was that much trouble that she wouldn't even tell you that her crazy tank of a boyfriend was in the vicinity, or stopped chatting to you, then she's just an idiot.

Therefore, kick the crap outta the moron as described above, tell the chick to f#ck off, and strut off alone. Even cooler. :cool:

Just Kiddin'.....hehe...though it would be pretty cool, hehe. Violence is pretty pointless. It'll only get you arrested, result in you getting a good $hit-knockin', make the girl think you're a complete idiot for starting a fight in public, or any combination or all of the above. Plus the guy is a moron, which makes the chick a moron as well for being with a f#ckwit like that, which means she's not worth the trouble.

[Markus. D]

nah, i know when and when not to roll someone.

mhmm, the chick was so ... "rude" for not telling me she was occupied.

[Loony BoB]

Were you making it clear that you were interested? It's kind of difficult for someone to say outright "I have a boyfriend, by the way." Some people might also consider that to be rude. However, if you asked for her phone number or something, then yeah, she should have dropped a hint that she was waiting for her boyfriend or something along those lines.

[MoonZapdos]

How to get a girlfriend!

Friend:: I've felt a bit down lately... :-/
US: Maybe you should go and get a new girlfriend? ;)
Friend: Yeah! That's probably the problem! I need a new girlfriend! :D
US: Let's go to the market! ;)

*walks to the market*

US: If you need a girlfriend... then the market is the PERFECT place to get one! ;)
Friend: Why? How? Because girls are shopping maniacs?
US: *starres at friend* Oh, man... you're all this inexperienced? O_o
Friend: Eh...
US: Follow me! *walks into shop*
Friend: *follows*
US: Hey, there! Have you got any girlfriends for sale?
Friend:Uh... Shads... O_o
Shop Manager: But of course! If you're searching for girl friends, you've come to the right place, man! ;)
US: can I have a look? :D
Shop manager: But of course! :p
Friend: ............ :eyebrow:
Shop Manager: Here we have a "good girl friend". Ok personality, ok look etc. But she's pretty cheap. :greenie:
US: Bah, show me something more expensive! We need a REALLY good one to cheer up my friend here! :D
Shop Manager: Oh... then what about THIS? It's the PERFECT girl friend! She's nice, smart, very good-looking and very, very sexy! ;)
US: OMG! I think I'm already in love with her! How much? :love:
Shop Manager: 480$
US: OMG! :eek: That's just too much! Do you have any slightly cheaper?
Shop Manager: Well... I think I have what you're looking for. Just wait a sec... here you go! The GREAT girlfriend! She's slightly less good-looking and sexy than the perfect one, but still a masterpice! She's only 200$!!! :cool:
US: ALRIGHT! Sounds good, don't you think? ;)
Friend: STOP IT!!!
US: Uh?
Friend: Ok, this is NOT how you get a girlfriend, Shads!!! :mad2:
US: What do you mean?
Friend: Now, let ME handle this!

*friend walks up to a girl and starts flirting*

US: OMG! What a fool!!! >_<

*20mins later, the friend have a girlfriend*

Friend: See? That's how it works, silly Shads! :p
US: Bah! Getting gf's for free? You're so cheap! :cool:
Friend: You're so sickening... :barf:



Yes, good people... once again, 2 cups of coffe wasn't enough to keep my brain on track! :)
Best. Story. Ever. xD

[crashNUMBERS]

That sucks.

[Caspian]

I'm quite sure all of my girlfriends that lasted longer than a week have been more expensive than US$480. US$480 is cheap, I assure you.

If my girlfriends had each cost me $480, I'd be in debt for the rest of my life.

You are either obviously trying to prove a point to settle a private issue, or are just insane.

[Old Manus]

Casp owns BoB.

[faster skating penguin]

your life is tragedy

[Loony BoB]

If my girlfriends had each cost me $480, I'd be in debt for the rest of my life.
You must either have a lot of girlfriends or very little money. D=

You are either obviously trying to prove a point to settle a private issue, or are just insane.
Not a private issue, just making a point that US$480 isn't that much money in the longer run, or maybe that's just the way I am, I don't know.

The insanity option is probably a lot more open for debate, though...