Instant Messenger convos

[Polnareff]

Post up some IM convos you've had, basically. But if the person you had the convo with is not someone from this forum, you may wanna edit out their name or something.

This is one I just had:

Chibi Megamaru:
other person:
Chibi Megamaru:
Chibi Megamaru:
other person:
other person:
other person:
other person:

I'm serious. We actually had a convo consisting of nothing but blank lines >_>

Here's another one with the same person:

Chibi Megamaru: are you matsushige oyamada
Chibi Megamaru: well, are you?
Chibi Megamaru: hellooooooooooooo...wake up, sleepy heaaaad
(other person): no
Chibi Megamaru: well good, cause then i'd hafta stab you with this fork and knife >_>
(other person): spork would be better
Chibi Megamaru: what about krops?

[Levian]

I only have one convo, but I'll post it anyway. It's off me playing a joke on Mik. It's a bit long tho'

Levai = me
Destroying|world = Ashi/Tatum
And the rest are carrying their EoFF name.

(17:30:58) —› join: (Mikztsu) (t32214@ffchat-33f0f94f.joensuunelli.fi)
(17:30:58) (Levai) Nah, not yet. I hope Mik won't be mad though =/
(17:31:04) (Mikztsu) Huh?
(17:31:16) (Destroying|World) Oh no =(
(17:31:21) (Mikztsu) What are you up to, bitch.>:O
(17:31:26) (Mikztsu) *BITHCES!
(17:31:40) (Destroying|World) Nothing, master.
(17:31:46) (Destroying|World) (Quick, hide the stuff!)
(17:31:54) (Mikztsu) *shakes* You tell me, and tell me now.><
(17:32:14) (Destroying|World) *whistles*
(17:32:32) • valetine_4_ever looks confused
(17:32:57) (Mikztsu) I must be even more confused.
(17:33:04) (Destroying|World) la la la
(17:33:18) (valetine_4_ever) Everyone does stuff when I wasn't here
(17:33:31) (Mikztsu) You can say that again.>:O
(17:33:40) (valetine_4_ever) Okay
(17:33:53) (Mikztsu) Plotting little bitches...they are up to something.
(17:33:56) (valetine_4_ever) Everyone does stuff when I wasn't here
(17:34:04) (Mikztsu) You can say that again.
(17:34:18) (valetine_4_ever) Again???
(17:34:23) • valetine_4_ever sighs
(17:35:42) (Mikztsu) Now what's that Levia bitch scheming? Somebody tell me.>:O
(17:35:50) (Kossage) What?
(17:36:10) (valetine_4_ever) Levia is always schemeing
(17:36:15) (Mikztsu) * Set by Roogle on Wed Dec 31 17:56:03
(17:36:15) (Mikztsu) (Levai) Nah, not yet. I hope Mik won't be mad though =/
(17:36:15) (Mikztsu) (Mikztsu) Huh?
(17:36:25) (Mikztsu) Not WHAT yet?
(17:36:31) (Kossage) I don't know.
(17:36:32) (+Roogle) Mikztsu, why!
(17:36:38) (valetine_4_ever) He wants to steal your wang
(17:36:47) (Levai) Hi Mik. sup? :}
(17:36:50) (Mikztsu) Just scroll up and tell me what he said just before that!
(17:37:01) (Mikztsu) *spank*
(17:37:10) (Levai) I was only joking with you. That's my auto message every time you join a channel I'm in.
(17:37:19) —› part: (Mikztsu) (t32214@ffchat-33f0f94f.joensuunelli.fi)
(17:37:19) —› join: (Mikztsu) (t32214@ffchat-33f0f94f.joensuunelli.fi)
(17:37:19) (Levai) Nah, not yet. I hope Mik won't be mad though =/
(17:37:22) (Chimp) :D
(17:37:26) (Mikztsu) Heh, okay.xD
(17:37:28) (Levai) ;D
(17:37:30) —› part: (Mikztsu) (t32214@ffchat-33f0f94f.joensuunelli.fi)
(17:37:30) —› join: (Mikztsu) (t32214@ffchat-33f0f94f.joensuunelli.fi)
(17:37:30) (Levai) Nah, not yet. I hope Mik won't be mad though =/
(17:37:32) (Mikztsu) Fun.
(17:37:37) (Levai) *saves to disk* :D
(17:37:37) (Chimp) :D
(17:37:42) (Mikztsu) So smart bitch.>:O

[Meat Puppet]

Me: hey babe
someone else: may not reply because he/she is offline

[ZeZipster]

ed182die: 1 \/\/1/\/ (4(_)53 3/)/)13 5(_)(/<5
ed182die: hide
CatWithProzac: ( .) ( .)
CatWithProzac: tee-hee-hee

CatWithProzac: Blahh
ed182die: Its Titsoe
ed182die: Dancing Big fat man ^^
ed182die: well hippopantomus
ed182die: but still
ed182die: Get a stick and poke Ed
CatWithProzac: I traumatized him
CatWithProzac: I told him to watch it
CatWithProzac: and he like farted out of his mouth
CatWithProzac: and went back to PSO

ed182die: going in 10 sec
ed182die: brb
CatWithProzac: hey
CatWithProzac: you back yet?
CatWithProzac: don't say any thing if you're poopy.
CatWithProzac: HA!
CatWithProzac: I KNEW IT
CatWithProzac: POOPSTER

CatWithProzac: HEY PANSY-MAN PANSYICAN
ed182die: No
CatWithProzac: Then put a dollar in the machine.
CatWithProzac: Dude a guy told me to do that when I asked for a soda
CatWithProzac: he was loading the soda machine and I asked him and he looked at me angrily
ed182die: hehe
CatWithProzac: that's like the answer to life
CatWithProzac: and then Adam asked god "God what is the meaning of life", and god simply replied angrily "Uh, yeah, just put a dollar in the machine"

CatWithProzac: I love you
ed182die: <3
ed182die: life
CatWithProzac: exactly
ed182die: awhI thought I'd get the definition :(
CatWithProzac: because we don't know what life means
ed182die: we do
CatWithProzac: we just don't have them?
ed182die: yea
CatWithProzac: Wal mart backwards is Tram Law.
CatWithProzac: think about that.
ed182die: oo
CatWithProzac: TRAM law.
CatWithProzac: DON'T YOU GET IT?
ed182die: yes
CatWithProzac: yeah.. OH-kay.


Ha! You thought you were going to read something funny or mildy entertaining.

IM ed182die for a good time.

[Peegee]

<!--http://www.livejournal.com/users/piepants/128101.html?mode=reply-->*snip*

Has some bad words like male body parts references and not-very-open-minded thinking.

But hilarious all the same.

Sorry, PG, but keep that in your LJ please. ~ Leeza

[The Anarchy Angel]

Mine mainly consist of random word fights, i barely participate in these tho, they're pointless.....damnable MSN

[Xander]

This remains my favourite part of a conversation of all time, just cos it made me laugh then and still does, for the simple stupid reason that I just couldn't stop typoing. =P

Mr Sifter says:
heeeeeeeelooooooooooo
paula says:
hiay
paula says:
hiay
paula says:
hiay
paula says:
hiya
paula says:
*
Mr Sifter says:
lol
Mr Sifter says:
spit it out
paula says:
lol

[Ouch!]

I have two saved conversations but one is vastly inappropriate and the other I'm not even a part of. That one is a conversation between Omecle and Lionx quoting someone else during an interrogation about this guy's history with FFXI. He was lying scum!

[Shoden]

Spyke haha

15/04/2005 21:29:05 Flowers from Chrysanthemum evil ppl !!!!

15/04/2005 21:29:14 SP¥KE there my friends ya kna

15/04/2005 21:30:50 Flowers from Chrysanthemum hi Drew's friends, lol

15/04/2005 21:30:56 (6)Rÿåñ(6)(L)`z(A)Gêo®gìå (A)(8)I hi

15/04/2005 21:31:07 Back from the heaven which is known as South Africa hu r u?

15/04/2005 21:31:24 (6)Rÿåñ(6)(L)`z(A)Gêo®gìå (A)(8) shes 1 of drews friends

15/04/2005 21:31:34 Back from the heaven which is known as South Africa se?

15/04/2005 21:31:40 Back from the heaven which is known as South Africa *she

15/04/2005 21:31:43 SP¥KE yes

15/04/2005 21:31:47 SP¥KE you dimwit

15/04/2005 21:31:50 SP¥KE you piilock

15/04/2005 21:31:51 lol

15/04/2005 21:31:54 SP¥KE pink writing

15/04/2005 21:32:00 SP¥KE you thick twat

15/04/2005 21:32:07 SP¥KE lol

15/04/2005 21:32:10 Flowers from Chrysanthemum ur so nice

15/04/2005 21:32:14 SP¥KE ?

15/04/2005 21:32:18 SP¥KE why thank you

15/04/2005 21:32:18 (6)Rÿåñ(6)(L)`z(A)Gêo®gìå (A)(8)I'm not sure what I see. Cupid don't smurf wit me! he is a generic person?

15/04/2005 21:32:23 Back from the heaven which is known as South Africa so how du u know spyke?

15/04/2005 21:32:42 (6)Rÿåñ(6)(L)`z(A)Gêo®gìå (A)(8)I'm not sure what I see. Cupid don't smurf wit me! A ???????

15/04/2005 21:32:51 SP¥KE online

15/04/2005 21:33:02 SP¥KE forums

15/04/2005 21:33:04 SP¥KE etc.

15/04/2005 21:33:05 (6)Rÿåñ(6)(L)`z(A)Gêo®gìå (A)(8)I'm not sure what I see. Cupid don't smurf wit me! Are you telling me this is a sign
? k
15/04/2005 21:34:46 Flowers from Chrysanthemum not this again

15/04/2005 21:34:50 Flowers from Chrysanthemum ;)

15/04/2005 21:34:54 Back from the heaven which is known as South Africa hang on, ur offline!

15/04/2005 21:35:05 (6)Rÿåñ(6)(L)`z(A)Gêo®gìå (A)(8)I'm not sure what I see. Cupid don't smurf wit me! lool

15/04/2005 21:35:23 Back from the heaven which is known as South Africa how are you online and offline?

15/04/2005 21:35:24 SP¥KE F lol

15/04/2005 21:35:38 Flowers from Chrysanthemum who?? me??

15/04/2005 21:35:46 Back from the heaven which is known as South Africa yes, pinko

15/04/2005 21:35:55 (6)Rÿåñ(6)(L)`z(A)Gêo®gìå (A)(8)I'm not sure what I see. wait he's a she!!!!

15/04/2005 21:36:20 Back from the heaven which is known as South Africa well a na that, but how the hell is she on and off?

15/04/2005 21:36:37 SP¥KE oh /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif lol bout time you figured out you thick lanky twats lol

15/04/2005 21:36:42 (6)Rÿåñ(6)(L)`z(A)Gêo®gìå (A)(8)I'm not sure what I see. Cupid don't smurf wit me! cuz u anit got her on ur list it does tht make sense?

15/04/2005 21:36:44 SP¥KE run Jen run away!

15/04/2005 21:36:49 SP¥KE run to the seas

15/04/2005 21:37:17 Back from the heaven which is known as South Africa and they say i'm mad

15/04/2005 21:37:26 (6)Rÿåñ(6)(L)`z(A)Gêo®gìå (A)(8)I'm not sure what I see. Cupid don't smurf wit me! Are you telling me this is a sign? i no wot u mean

15/04/2005 21:38:35 Back from the heaven which is known as South Africa du u know about the craziness of our skool, wierd pinko new york dweller?

15/04/2005 21:38:51 SP¥KE lol

15/04/2005 21:39:04 (6)Rÿåñ(6)(L)`z(A)Gêo®gìå (A)(8)I'm not sure what I see. Cupid don't smurf wit me! Are you telling me this is a sign? and am I the only sane 1 here?

[Shlup]

I don't think I've ever saved an IM conversation.

[mike without a hat]

most of my im convos:

p= random person
m= me

p hey
m hi
p whats up
m not much, you?
p same
optional: [small talk about stuff thats been happening]
p anyway g2g ttyl
m bye

thats really all that ever happens =/

[XxSephirothxX]

Valdez says:
Er...not to keep on asking things, but how do you send a group PM?
Azar says:
Well, first, I buy a rabbit.
Valdez says:
Done.
Azar says:
I then release it into the wild, where it wanders aimlessly for several years, suffering through blight, disease, an unsurpassable desire for booze, unprotected sex, and quick rabbit whores. After a living period of 3.4 years, I hunt it down using only my sense of smell and place it in a stainless-steel cage for safekeeping. It then proceeds to poop all over the place. Following so far?
Valdez says:
Yes, but...
...when do you buy the computer?
Azar says:
After that, I ship it to the Bahamas. However, it will, of course, be washed overboard during the voyage, gnaw its way out of the cage, and swim to Cuba. There it will incite a rebellion, leading to the overthrowing of Castro's ineffective regime, and install itself as dictator. This will provide the rabbit with ample supplies to reenact the Cuban Missile crisis, which it will do posthaste. Once that matter is resolved, the rabbit generally tires of the responsibilities of leading a third world country, and will retire to a pleasant villa in France. From there it will pen a series of letters to anyone we want, because everyone knows retired people need something to do. Then we stab it in the face and cook it for dinner.
Valdez says:
That's all very complicated.
Valdez says:
Do you get on the computer after dinner?
Azar says:
No.
Were you not paying attention to the letters bit?
The rabbit's computer can absorb letters through the process of Osmosis, as unlikely as that sounds.
Valdez says:
Oh. I'm sorry, that was daft of me.
Azar says:
It's okay, boy. As long as you've learned your place.
Valdez says:
I have. Mastah.
Okay, the rabbit's dead. Now how do we get to addressing PM's?
Azar says:
Well, naturally, the process starts all over.
Valdez says:
But what about the technical computer bit?
Azar says:
So...you've got about...oh, I'd say a good decade to wait. Hope it's not important.
Valdez says: :(?

[Hawkeye]

Nik0tine1488: Ow! Fucking bitch kicked me!

[Denmark]

me: if you're not one to judge, who is?
not me: excellent point. if you need me, i'll be right here thinking mean thoughts toward the world.

yes, me and my friends hate everybody. and it's great. :D

[Fuzakeru]

Dude. LadySt3ph = AIM name. berserk_nun_yumiko = Yahoo! Messenger.

I don't nearly have enough awesome conversations, kthnx.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

A bit racey, I suppose, but quite amusing.

Behold the Void says:
i am so going to hurt you
Taiyou says:
>_<
Behold the Void says:
-_-
Behold the Void says:
*shudders*
Taiyou says:
*hides*
Taiyou says:
*surrounders herself with yaoi*
Taiyou says:
Ha! You cannot penetrate my yaoi defenses!
Behold the Void says:
0_0
Behold the Void says:
*summons forth sword of hentai yuri +5*
Taiyou says:
*twitches. summons SephirothxSora*
Behold the Void says:
*casts counterspell of rikuxrisa*
Taiyou says:
*reflects with ChachamaruxMana*
Behold the Void says:
*shatters with tohru+saki+arisa*
Taiyou says:
*no effect. does not know who they are.*
Behold the Void says:
damn
Behold the Void says:
blargh! *is hit*
Behold the Void says:
*staggers*
Taiyou says:
Mwahaha!
Behold the Void says:
*calls forth catgirl orgy*
Behold the Void says:
*hurls it at you with some random hentai thrown in*
Taiyou says:
*screams and is taken to 1HP*
Behold the Void says:
*throws pokeball *
Taiyou says:
Gah! Time for my emergency item! *throws a smokebomb.. and Sora and the BHK appear, doing a smutty dance of sleezyness, restoring HP*
Behold the Void says:
grrrr
Behold the Void says:
*unleashes kairixtifaxaerisxyuffie hentai*
Taiyou says:
*dies*
? says:
*comes back as a yaoi zombie*
Behold the Void says:
*uses phoenix down and throws pokeball again when it brings you back to 1 hp*
Taiyou says:
*dies from phoenix down*
Behold the Void says:
*wait. two phoenix downs*
Behold the Void says:
*then pokeball*
Taiyou says:
*comes back. uses a shield of Anti-Soras doing naughty things to protect herself.*
Behold the Void says:
hmmm
Behold the Void says:
*uses ray of rinoaxselphie loving to pierce the field*
Taiyou says:
*hides as Riku comes to strengthen the field and join in on the nasty shadow fun*
Behold the Void says:
*adds quisitis to the mix*
Taiyou says:
*heals herself with GacktxYou and stands* That's going too far!
Behold the Void says:
and your KH crap isnt!?
Taiyou says:
Of course not..
? says:
..say..
Taiyou says:
Look! KenshinxYahiko! *points*
Behold the Void says:
gah!
Behold the Void says:
*takes heavy damage*
Behold the Void says:
*LIMIT BREAK! ENTIRE FINAL FANTASY FEMALE CAST ORGY!*
Taiyou says:
*throws young Kenshinxolder Kenshin at you*
Taiyou says:
GAAAHHH!!
Taiyou says:
*twitch twitch*
Taiyou says:
Trust me. You don't want to fill MY limit break gauge.
Behold the Void says:
*Seals limit break with Sexy no Jutsu*
Taiyou says:
*giggles. thinks Sexy no Jutsu is cute.*
Behold the Void says:
damn
Taiyou says:
*attacks with SUPER DIGIMON YAOI SHOTA!!*
Taiyou says:
Season One brand. ~_^
Behold the Void says:
blargh!
Behold the Void says:
*heals with kaoruxmegumi hentai*
Behold the Void says:
*unleashes hentai anime girls to go do horrible things to opponent*
Taiyou says:
*screams and dives into a pile of heartless.. but not before siccing DaisukexKradxWith as Daisuke on you!*
Behold the Void says:
*summons flaming pillar of rikuxrisaxmio-hioxemiko*
Taiyou says:
o_O *hesitates but then summons the awesome power of AshxPikachu*
Behold the Void says:
argh
Behold the Void says:
*counters with TerraxCelesxRelm*
Taiyou says:
*falls over twitching. recovers and tosses EdgarxSabin twincest paired with LockexCyan at opponent*
Behold the Void says:
gwarg!
Behold the Void says:
*unleashes RosettexAzumaria and WinryxRose*
Taiyou says:
*is only half affected as she only knows who two people --- one from each paired are. grits her teeth and throws a pokeball, releasing MewTwoxBrockxJames*
Behold the Void says:
*eats icecream. nothing beats icecream. health restored *
Taiyou says:
lol
Taiyou says:
While watching CNN as zombies attack?
Behold the Void says:
lol what now?
Behold the Void says:
oh and I am so saving this and posting it on my livejournal
Taiyou says:
I was going to, too! lol

[Doomie]

This is Denmark and I. <3


ha ha rubah sucks a lot because she can't see this says:
you're not the only one who loves me though

*-><-* Soft voices lie and innocence dies. <> says:
resha?

ha ha rubah sucks a lot because she can't see this says:
EVERYONE loves me ;o

*-><-* Soft voices lie and innocence dies. <> says:
I see

ha ha rubah sucks a lot because she can't see this says:
but why would you think resha ;o

*-><-* Soft voices lie and innocence dies. <> says:
So i'm just a pawn in your elaborate chessboard?

*-><-* Soft voices lie and innocence dies. <> says:
Because resha is a love machine

ha ha rubah sucks a lot because she can't see this says:
;o

ha ha rubah sucks a lot because she can't see this says:
no, you're not a pawn

ha ha rubah sucks a lot because she can't see this says:
you're

ha ha rubah sucks a lot because she can't see this says:
um

ha ha rubah sucks a lot because she can't see this says:
a knight!

ha ha rubah sucks a lot because she can't see this says:
yeah, that's it.

ha ha rubah sucks a lot because she can't see this says:
a knight.

*-><-* Soft voices lie and innocence dies. <> says:
...ok

*-><-* Soft voices lie and innocence dies. <> says:
I can be a knight

*-><-* Soft voices lie and innocence dies. <> says:
As long as I'm not a bisho

*-><-* Soft voices lie and innocence dies. <> says:
p

*-><-* Soft voices lie and innocence dies. <> says:
They can't have sex

[Mr.Skittles]

I put on my robe and wizard hat...

[Winter Nights]

I don't think I've ever saved an IM conversation.
Same here.


I put on my robe and wizard hat...
Roffles..

[rubah]

This is Denmark and I. <3
ha ha rubah sucks a lot because she can't see this says:
you're not the only one who loves me though


Denffe will die.

I have more funny quotes I see on IRC than in IM.