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ThroneofDravaris
07-11-2005, 08:27 AM
Well, like most of you, I’ve been watching the London Bombing during the news, and as you would expect there has been a whole load of Blair. However, I’ve just noticed something strange about the way he talks:

Every few words he utters, he stops mid sentence, and then continue with his dramatic monologue. Does anyone lese think this is weird? Have I noticed this a bit late? Is this the right forum for this kind of random banter?

Mitch
07-11-2005, 08:28 AM
He is a robot.

Run Like Hell!

LolthFollower
07-11-2005, 08:33 AM
Finally zomeone elze haz noticed and now you can realize that all politicians do that. It iz a bit odd.... but no....we zhouldn't talk about it here. You have juzt stumbled upon zomething big...

Or mabye he haz a bad memory and he keepz ztopping becauze he forgot what he waz going to zay....

We will never know.

Zell's Fists of Fury
07-11-2005, 08:38 AM
Yeah, he's probably just gathering his thoughts so not to make an ass of himself.

ThroneofDravaris
07-11-2005, 08:43 AM
And stopping every few seconds doesn’t make him look like an ass?

Primus Inter Pares
07-11-2005, 08:47 AM
This is a little old...

Dead Ringers have been making fun of him for ages because of it.

nik0tine
07-11-2005, 09:54 AM
You have juzt stumbled upon zomething big...
zomething big (http://eyesonff.com/forums/member.php?u=7992) :confused:

boris no no
07-11-2005, 10:53 AM
thats because he has hamsters in a big wheel in his head instead of a brain. they slow down to eat treats so he stop mid sentence. he is a robot

The Anarchy Angel
07-11-2005, 11:57 AM
a robot with big ears and scary wife who cannot smile

Maxico
07-11-2005, 12:48 PM
Yeah I noticed that a long time ago.

Lindy
07-11-2005, 12:49 PM
At least he's not a grovelling Uriah Heep-like figure, much of the way Michael Howard is and in fact, most of the conversative party.

Dr.K
07-11-2005, 12:51 PM
Dead Ringers have been making fun of him for ages because of it. :)

Devourment
07-11-2005, 01:42 PM
At least he's not a grovelling Uriah Heep-like figure, much of the way Michael Howard is and in fact, most of the conversative party. :nonono:

Lindy
07-11-2005, 02:57 PM
At least he's not a grovelling Uriah Heep-like figure, much of the way Michael Howard is and in fact, most of the conversative party. *dissaproving head-shake*
lol u smell funnie liek tory

Devourment
07-11-2005, 05:15 PM
At least he's not a grovelling Uriah Heep-like figure, much of the way Michael Howard is and in fact, most of the conversative party. *dissaproving head-shake*
<*Silly speak/>Na-ah.

Old Manus
07-11-2005, 05:19 PM
It's so his semi-retarded backbenchers have enough time to understand what he is saying.

Madame Adequate
07-11-2005, 05:20 PM
'Cause he'd rather be mocked for bizarre cessasions in his speech than for making awesome words like 'misunderestimated' up.

Psychotic
07-11-2005, 07:30 PM
It's so his semi-retarded backbenchers have enough time to understand what he is saying.Like my local MP! He had a mustache but then he shaved it off. Semi-retarded? Most definitely.

Ravenmorghane
07-11-2005, 09:55 PM
its the only way he can read the pre-written dialogue on the computer thingy that tells him what to say. he can't see very well bless 'im.

Destai
07-11-2005, 09:58 PM
Not that I know much about him but he doesnt seem that bad to me.

Ravenmorghane
07-11-2005, 10:08 PM
Not that I know much about him but he doesnt seem that bad to me.

*takes sip of coffee and splutters*
youve been brainwashed havent you?

Zeldy
07-11-2005, 10:48 PM
Omg, yeah i noticed it too ^^

Madame Adequate
07-11-2005, 11:01 PM
its the only way he can read the pre-written dialogue on the computer thingy that tells him what to say. he can't see very well bless 'im.

But it's worse when he's not got a prepped speech!