Forum staff - practice what you preach

[Syncopationist]

Pineapples are no longer to be discussed at this forum and any way shape or form. That means no Hawaiian pizza, no ambrosia salad, no Jamba smoothies, no sherbet (or sorbet if you really want to push your luck), and, above all, no huli huli chicken. Violations of this new rule will be handled as follows:

First offense: Breaking of both legs

Second offense: Ban

Thank you for your compliance and enjoy posting at Eyes on Final Fantasy.

I'm sure you have all seen this announcement, and I'm sure you were all quite confused, unless it's some kind of running joke. My point is, whether it's joke or not, it's spam. If someone was banned from the forum for talking about pineapples I'm sure the majority of users would find it unfair, and I find it hard to believe that you would actually do it, thus rendering your post spam.. and it's not just any post, it's an announcement!

Don't get me wrong, I find random humour like this amusing.. but maybe general chat is a better place for it than the announcements?

[Devourment]

It's the Cid's Knights & Admins Announcements. They can put what they want they. It's only a bit of humour. & you can't say that some people never spam, everyone lets lose sometimes. It's nothing personal about someone so why does it matter?

[theundeadhero]

I'm sure we all saw the announcement. I'm also sure we were then quite unconfused. I'm pretty sure noone was banned over this.

Pineapple head.

[faster skating penguin]

Boy I sure could go for a pineapple right about now ...

[boris no no]

maybe all their heads got turned into pineapples...

[Triple T]

Pineapples!? >:O Close this thread!

[Rye]

Spongebob lives in a Pineapple!

[Dignified Pauper]

this is in direct violation of EoFF code #405-66

ALL EoFF STAFF, ADMINS, AND CK'S ARE ALWAYS JUST AND RIGHT

Section 11
clause 92: We withhold the right to dis-allow democracy to run rampant in the public of EoFF! Democracy breeds free thought and speech and posting patterns outside the norm, therfore, we shall disembody ourselves as members and put ourselves above the rest as dictators and judges of all our puny members. We reserve the right to break any rules and ban anyone for nothing, including incessant pineapple conversations.


After reading this, I think we can all rest assured that this is all a big misunderstanding and that the staff are, indeed, disallowing the topic of pineapples to be discussed.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a new fruit to talk about.

[Meat Puppet]

Woah. I thought you were Levian and then I totally realised you're not and then I was all like: "Woah."

[Raistlin]

Those bloody shinras.

[Rye]

CKs are like shinra...

[Psychotic]

Fight the power! YAMANEKO IS DUMB! HAHAAHHAAHAHAAHA!

[Craig]

That's always puzzled me. From my point of view CKs are like the Turks and Admins are like Shinra.

[Raistlin]

Fight the power! YAMANEKO IS DUMB! HAHAAHHAAHAHAAHA!
:mad2: :mad2:

Yamaneko is the one who will save us from this tyranny!

Or, to be more accurate, he doesn't do anything, so he hasn't done anything against the members. :p

[Psychotic]

:mad2: :mad2:

Yamaneko is the one who will save us from this tyranny!

Or, to be more accurate, he doesn't do anything, so he hasn't done anything against the members. :pHe once closed a thread that me and Misfit were spamming and accused us of being in love. We promptly spammed tGA in revenge. Oh the memories. :love:

[Raistlin]

He once closed a thread that me and Misfit were spamming and accused us of being in love. We promptly spammed tGA in revenge. Oh the memories. :love:
You need to post more at tGA. >=o

[Rye]

He once closed a thread that me and Misfit were spamming and accused us of being in love. We promptly spammed tGA in revenge. Oh the memories. :love:
You need to post more at tGA. >=o

Oh, that rocked. xD

[Levian]

wewt, we have the same avatar. :cool:

[Maxico]

I could sure go for an ambrosia salad right now.

[Yamaneko]

We hate pineapples as much as we hate trout.

[Rye]

We hate pineapples as much as we hate trout.

/me slaps trout with a large Yamaneko

[Loony BoB]

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Basically we can do whatever the hell we like. :D

And that's what you get for growing apples on pine trees. Wait, what?

[Dignified Pauper]

http://home.swiftdsl.com.au/~raza/pwned-facekick.jpg

[nik0tine]

Oh come on. It's just Del Muder! :mad2:

[Raistlin]

I never did like his evil twin.

[Erdrick Holmes]

Those bloody shinras.

They need to quit getting in the way.

[Agent Proto]

Staff always had a "Do what we say, not what we do." kind of thing to them.

[Raistlin]

Argh.

[Denmark]

He once closed a thread that me and Misfit were spamming and accused us of being in love. We promptly spammed tGA in revenge. Oh the memories. :love:

Psy. you and Misfit WERE in love. you just wouldn't admit it. but you told ME all of your adventures in the realms of love. and I got SICK of them after a while, wouldn't you?

spam all you want, kids. I can say that and not have an effect because I have no power here. because I rule.

[XxSephirothxX]

I miss being able to walk. :(

[Shlup]

Staff always had a "Do what we say, not what we do." kind of thing to them.
I think it's more an issue of keeping the fun from getting out of hand than anything. Five staff members have some fun, 100 members follow suit. Can open, worms everywhere.

Someone's gotta keep a balance between boringcraptown and a Psy epidemic.

[Psychotic]

You need to post more at tGA. >=oYams banned me. My account name was Faris_the_guy. I made another one called Xander though, but I don't know if he banned that too.
Psy. you and Misfit WERE in love. you just wouldn't admit it. but you told ME all of your adventures in the realms of love. and I got SICK of them after a while, wouldn't you?Pssh, she was so hot for me, and you were so hot for her, but I was hot for <s>ff babe</s> no-one. :shifty:
Someone's gotta keep a balance between boringcraptown and a Psy epidemic.Does this mean I am the opposite of boringcraptown? Shlup is being...nice...to me? It must be Christmas or something.

[Raistlin]

I think she's drunk.

[Shlup]

You are the opposite extreme of boringcraptown, which means you are omgsomeoneshoothimpleasefortheloveofgodcallanexterminator.

And I'm not drunk, it's just that it's 9am and I haven't gone to bed yet.

[Psychotic]

She's still being much nicer than she usually is. Definitely drunk.

[Shlup]

This is a really good pickle is what it is.

[Raistlin]

She's still being much nicer than she usually is. Definitely drunk.
No, she's just paying an unusual amount of attention to me...

Holy <img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif">, she is drunk. :eek:

[Shlup]

I'm not paying attention to you, we're just both posting at a low-traffic time. It's nature. Don't fight it.

[Raistlin]

You're telling me I shouldn't fight associating with you? And you're also telling me that you're not drunk?

[eestlinc]

it was confusing when I started getting warned post emails with stuff like "he mentioned pineapples" and I hadn't seen the announcement and I was like "WTF?"

raist and shlup: get a room.

[Shlup]

eestlinc you have been lost of this conversation and should return to your fancy little Staff Forum before the mob comes and tells you all about the pineapples, which you should have known about already if you were really a mod of EoFF calibur.

[eestlinc]

*caliber

also, it's not like you stop getting warned post emails when you are on leave for a couple days.

[Raistlin]

it was confusing when I started getting warned post emails with stuff like "he mentioned pineapples" and I hadn't seen the announcement and I was like "WTF?"
I heard you were also quite confused about Unne's rampage. xD


raist and shlup: get a room.
Any chance of a threesome, eest? :love:

[Shlup]

OMG what are you trying to do to me here. That's gotta be some kind of illegal.

[eestlinc]

I heard you were also quite confused about Unne's rampage. xD
I was not confused, I was disappointed.


Any chance of a threesome, eest? :love:
I'll come if Spuuky comes.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

That's gotta be some kind of illegal.

You just sit there and suffer as we mock you unmerciful.

I shall ream you proper after I eat my taquitos.Dear Amanda,

Is this hillbilly vernacular of yours going to be a steady thing now?

Stay sw337 and 1337,
BOU

[Raistlin]

OMG what are you trying to do to me here. That's gotta be some kind of illegal.
I think she's interested.

EDIT: xD at Kishi.

[Shlup]

Dear Simon,

I don't know about what you're talking. This is normal for me.

With love,
Amandalia

[nik0tine]

<!--If you practiced what you preached, you'd close this thread.-->I like to eat babies.

[eestlinc]

I think she's interested.
I was afraid too at first, but now we can have lots and lots of fun together.

[Shlup]

It's always gotta be all or nothing with you people.

[Raistlin]

It's always gotta be all or nothing with you people.
Preferably the "all." ;)

[eestlinc]

It's a hopeless...situation
And I'm starting to believe
That this hopeless...situation
Is what I'm trying to achieve

But I try
To run on
Towards
All or none...all or none

Here's the selfless confession
Leading me back to war
Can we help that...our destinations
Are the ones we've been before

I still try
To run on
Towards all
Or none...all or none

To myself I...surrender
To the one I'll never please

I still try...to run on
But I still try...to run on
But it's
All or none....all or none.

[Psychotic]

Whoever edited nik's post has my undying love.

[Raistlin]

Hahahahahaha, I just noticed that. xD

[Shlup]

It's always gotta be all or nothing with you people.
Preferably the "all." ;)
Keep your filthy hands to yourself.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

I was afraid too at first, but now we can have lots and lots of fun together.:sophia:

[Raistlin]

Keep your filthy hands to yourself.

Does that mean the foursome's off? eest and Spuuky are going to be disappointed.

[nik0tine]

<!--If the staff practiced what they preached, they'd close this thread.-->I just really want baby blood all over my lips and tongue.

[Shlup]

I'm not as flexible as I look.

:mario:

EDIT: nik, get a room.

[eestlinc]

<img src="http://www.emucamp.com/jagsvgz/systems/nes/pictures/games/carts/blaster_master.jpg" height=139.8px width=104.75px alt="let's have a ball and a biscuit sugar">

[Shlup]

eest is a hippo! eest is a hippo!

[eestlinc]

<img src=http://www.gusworld.com.au/rotd/9706/hippo.gif alt="hi Shlup">

[nik0tine]

I just so happen to love that game.

[MoonZapdos]

CKs are like shinra...
Well, Shinra fell you know? =X

[Shlup]

Alright that's just a little too kinky; you're going to have to take it outside.

[Yamaneko]

*insert obscure reference to something*

[Del Murder]

I was going to post an announcement retracting that statement, but I decided that Sean going broke took precedent.



Any chance of a threesome, eest? :love:
I'll come if Spuuky comes.
Oh I bet you will.

[Kakashi509]

it's kind of a stupid choice to even post it, now off to make a thread, a wonderful thread about pineapples!

[-N-]

I totally used to spam about Hungry Hungry Hippos. :)

[Fuzakeru]

Talk of threesomes and orgies and I was left out. This saddens me so much.

Perhaps it's me but things have been really relaxed around here lately ( probably because I never know what's going on ). I find all the spam in closed threads to be espcially hilarious.

Pineapple.

[nik0tine]

I need baby parts in my mouth constantly in order to be happy.

Their faces taste almost as good as their souls.<!--If the staff really practiced what they preached, they'd close this thread. It's been a while, so maybe they'll just forget about my post.-->

[Yamaneko]

Or you could've left this to die, but since you insist.