I smell a cospiracy!

[faster skating penguin]

Now, as we all know, a Fantastic Four movie is comming out, right. A harmless summer movie, wouldn't you say? WRONG. It is a CONSPIRACY to turn our children HOMOSEXUAL!

Think about it:

A very flexible man

A woman you can't see

A large, strapping man know as "The Thing"

A man who is, literally, a flamer.


ONLY THE CHRISTIAN MEDIA CAN SAVE US FROM THIS ABOMINATION!!!

[Dignified Pauper]

I'm gay, I'm posting in this thread.

If you're wondering, "If I made a thread that gay people post in, does that make me gay too?"

Let me assure you, yes... yes, indeed, it does. So you don't need to worry about Fantastic Four anymore.

[ThroneofDravaris]

Meh, it’s not as gay as Daredevil…

[faster skating penguin]

You're only gay because you saw F4 commercials. Don't worry my son, well get you to a church and have you cured THIS INSTANT!

[Dignified Pauper]

can i still remain fabulous?

[faster skating penguin]

WHY OF COURTH

[Rye]

I was thinking what kind of comments Mr. Fantastic would get, then I realised what a dirty movie F4 is. :/

[Triple T]

Johnny was hot. And not because he was on fire. ^.~

[Dignified Pauper]

it's because he has good bone structure in his face.

[Lindy]

He should be called Mr. Fabulous.

[faster skating penguin]

OH NO ITS WORKING

[Lindy]

You're so SILLY.

*bats you with a handbag*

[faster skating penguin]

Wow, that is a nice handbag where'd you get it?

,,,

...

OH NO!

[Lindy]

Lets go down to the docks, we'll find you a yummy sailor boy and get all those problems sorted out.

[faster skating penguin]

uhh .... okay :(

[radyk05]

invisible woman is hot. too bad she is invisible.

[Tidus5]

If this thread turns everyone gay then I guess I should post in it so that I can watch "Queer Eye" and not feel wierd about it.

[Meat Puppet]

I swear I was only comparing to people like Thing and Hulk. :(

[ThroneofDravaris]

If this thread turns everyone gay then I guess I should post in it so that I can watch "Queer Eye" and not feel wierd about it.

I would say even homosexuals feel strange watching Queer Eye….

[Tidus5]

hahaha! I saw a preview for one where they redo a nudist family... is that even possible!?

[ThroneofDravaris]

People that don’t wear cloths tend to be very hairy, so yes.

[faster skating penguin]

I saw that last night. It was quite interesting. And strangly arousing.

[Old Manus]

But I love The Invisible Woman!

[Tidus5]

If I was a nudist I would probably go to the most heavily populated areas just to see how people reacted to me. I think first I would go to the beach as a warm up, and then later branch out to say... a bowling alley, a gas station, or McDonalds. Then I would do really dangerous things while naked, like skydiving, firebreathing, and chainsaw juggling.

*rips clothes off*

[faster skating penguin]

I've always wanted to have sex while bungee jumping.

[Leeza]

*moves to Lounge*

I think that's enough spam for one thread.

I've not seen this movie yet so I cannot comment. :cat:

[Caspian]

Then you would try a 9' by 9' jail cell for public indecency.

Also, we're gay now, so the whole "rape in jail" thing shouldn't bother you.

[Tidus5]

I've always wanted to have sex while bungee jumping.

Ok, lets stop and think about how much of a bad idea that would be. First, if you could actually accomplish the manuver while free falling then I applaud you. On the other hand, think of the horrid JERK you would have once you reached the end of the rope and bounced back up again. See my point?? Discuss...

[ThroneofDravaris]

I've always wanted to have sex while bungee jumping.

You would have to finish up fairly quickly, before your rope became flaccid…

[faster skating penguin]

If I worked hard enough I could get it done in time.

[Tidus5]

If I worked hard enough I could get it done in time.

I dunno. I think that the terror of falling to the earth, and the cold air rushing past you, not to mention flapping your "parts" would be enough to make anyone flaccid.

p.s. I still do not reccomend this procedure to anyone.

p.s.s. If you substituted the "have sex while bungee jumping" with "have sex while in zero gravity", then that would be respectable

[Dignified Pauper]

i think the thrill would make you finish faster.

[Destai]

BEST THREAD EVER

[Destai]

EVER

[eestlinc]

way to double post in a two month old thread about a horrible movie.