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faster skating penguin
07-13-2005, 09:10 PM
Post your favorite pick up lines!


"Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight ... or do you perfer emotionless sex?"

Shoden
07-13-2005, 09:12 PM
wth?

"get dumped lines are more pointfull"

The Jamie Star Scenario
07-13-2005, 09:13 PM
"You've got something on your crotch."

Chris
07-13-2005, 09:13 PM
"Hey, aren't you Grace Jones?"

Hawkeye
07-13-2005, 09:14 PM
Do I know your sister?

kikimm
07-13-2005, 09:16 PM
I seem to recall one about a genie.......


:D

Old Manus
07-13-2005, 09:17 PM
"Let's have sex."

Hawkeye
07-13-2005, 09:18 PM
"Let's have sex."
That is a serious 50/50 line. I applaud you

Phil
07-13-2005, 09:22 PM
"do you like final fantasy?"












....wait a minute...

nik0tine
07-13-2005, 09:23 PM
"Hi."

Psychotic
07-13-2005, 09:26 PM
"I am not planning on slipping this pill into your drink and then dragging you outside and raping you. Oh, I'm Paul by the way!"

Phil
07-13-2005, 09:27 PM
"I pay in cash"

faster skating penguin
07-13-2005, 09:29 PM
"I have a 16 inch ..." get creative with it from there

The Jamie Star Scenario
07-13-2005, 09:30 PM
"I have a 16 inch ..."marmoset.

Raistlin
07-13-2005, 09:32 PM
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Old Manus
07-13-2005, 09:44 PM
"It's currently £10, but I'm willing to negotiate."

faster skating penguin
07-13-2005, 09:46 PM
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"



:p :p :p :p :p :D :D :D you win

Shoden
07-13-2005, 09:47 PM
"hello i'm ... and you are?"

Meat Puppet
07-13-2005, 09:49 PM
With one flex of my body girls rush to have sex with me. I don't even need to talk, let alone pick up lines.

Winter Nights
07-13-2005, 09:52 PM
"Where do I slide my credit card?"

Old Manus
07-13-2005, 09:53 PM
I'm great at - Oh, wait.

Phil
07-13-2005, 09:54 PM
whatever happened to Linus?
Did he really kill himself that one april fools day?

Psychotic
07-13-2005, 09:55 PM
He got banned for posting porn.
Nope. ;)

Shoden
07-13-2005, 09:57 PM
"i seem to misplaced my heart let me check you"

"hey have you seen my thingy"

Heath
07-13-2005, 09:57 PM
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

I've always liked that one.

A personal favourite was one that someone used on a friend of mine while she was at work:

"You come here often?".

Phil
07-13-2005, 10:15 PM
"I'm a level 49 light elf."

faster skating penguin
07-13-2005, 10:26 PM
Phil, that never works. But when you flash Level 36 Paladin on them, you gotta beat 'em away with a stick.

MAS82587
07-13-2005, 10:39 PM
smile if u wana have sex with me!

nik0tine
07-13-2005, 10:43 PM
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"



:p :p :p :p :p :D :D :D you win
Neel wins.

Giga Guess
07-13-2005, 10:43 PM
One that I've actually had luck with.

"Wanna ****?"

Dr.K
07-13-2005, 10:44 PM
Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?

Dreddz
07-13-2005, 10:46 PM
Wow, you must be tired, cause you have been running around My Head All Day

Or Classic

I dont want your life story, just come to my back seat

Cz
07-13-2005, 11:03 PM
"I must be in another castle, because you sure look like the princess."

Calm down ladies, there's plenty of time for all of you if you form an orderly queue. :cool:

ScottNUMBERS
07-14-2005, 12:07 AM
"I'm wearing a sprocket"

MAS82587
07-14-2005, 05:06 AM
Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.

i hope u mods dont care if i use this one, even though there is some language in it. ill put it in a spoiler tag, so dont read it if u are not mature. or do. this one's just too funny just to pass up.
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "f*** it".

Mitch
07-14-2005, 05:58 AM
I once picked up a girl because she liked my shoes.


???

Del Murder
07-14-2005, 06:08 AM
That font looks sexy on you.

Shoeberto
07-14-2005, 06:19 AM
Direct Futurama ripoffs -
"I find the most attractive part of the female body to be the boobies."
"If I told you that you have a nice body, would you take off your pants and dance around?"

One I came up with one day -
"Do you like Star Wars? Well, you must be the princess, 'cause I wanna Leia."

Peegee
07-14-2005, 06:46 AM
Here's 500$. You are my date for tonight.

GET ON THE BUS YOU ?@$>@! NOWW!!!!1

and so forth.

I'm smooth that way.

Bomber
07-14-2005, 06:52 AM
*beckons*

If I can make you come with one finger, just imagine what I can do with TEN!

Jebus
07-14-2005, 07:24 AM
"Hi. I'm a pretentious law student who studies philosophy and...hey. Where you going?"

GooeyToast
07-14-2005, 09:08 AM
Howdy there sailor! Lookin' for a good time?


~Keep it gooey~

Ravenmorghane
07-14-2005, 09:25 AM
This worked for my current boyf:
'Hi im going to leeds carling festival'
his reply?
'me too!'

Thats how we chatted eachother up! seriously!

classic: 'did it hurt when you fell from heaven?'

Devourment
07-14-2005, 11:30 AM
"What do you want for breakfast?"

"Get your coat love, you've just pulled."

crazybayman
07-14-2005, 11:42 AM
"I GOT FOUR WORDS FOR YOU: HO-LI-DAY-INN"

Devourment
07-14-2005, 12:26 PM
That's two words.

faster skating penguin
07-14-2005, 02:17 PM
This worked for my current boyf:
'Hi im going to leeds carling festival'
his reply?
'me too!'

Thats how we chatted eachother up! seriously!

classic: 'did it hurt when you fell from heaven?'

Yeah, girls don't need pickup lines. For a girl "Wanna have sex?" seriously will work.

ScottNUMBERS
07-14-2005, 02:27 PM
"you have nice feet" "they would look even better at the end of my bed"

ThroneofDravaris
07-14-2005, 02:49 PM
Hello little boy. Would you like to come with me?

Resha
07-14-2005, 02:52 PM
Don't girls usually just slap guys when they use pick up lines? Or walk away?? :laugh: Good luck.

faster skating penguin
07-14-2005, 03:20 PM
Not me. I'm too damn sexy.

crazybayman
07-14-2005, 03:30 PM
That's two words.
No $hit. :rolleyes2

That's the point of it....its broken up into 4 sylables, so that someone dumb or uneducated would think that's actually 4 words, instead of 2.

Ravenmorghane
07-14-2005, 03:31 PM
This worked for my current boyf:
'Hi im going to leeds carling festival'
his reply?
'me too!'

Thats how we chatted eachother up! seriously!

classic: 'did it hurt when you fell from heaven?'

Yeah, girls don't need pickup lines. For a girl "Wanna have sex?" seriously will work.


wheres the fun in that? guys should make datin more fun by not hoppin in to bed with the first girl that offers.
I had to chat up my fella cus he was a bit shy :p

TasteyPies
07-14-2005, 03:39 PM
Hello, my name is Brad Pit, I'm sure I look different when not on camera...but lets put that aside for now...

Sasquatch
07-14-2005, 04:00 PM
"That outfit is becoming on you. But then again, if I were on you, I'd be coming too."
"That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my floor."
<!--"Nice shoes. Wanna f***?"-->*snip* That's a bit too much and do not go around the filter. ~ Leeza
"Are there mirrors in your pants? Because I can see myself in them."
"I seem to have lost my number, could I have yours?"

"You sure do got a purdy mouth." (i.e. Deliverance)

"Hey there. Do you like puppies? Hey, look what I got..."

Shoden
07-14-2005, 04:05 PM
"i'm dead sexy look at ma sexy body you wanna see all of it coz i wana see you hot stuff"

Meat Puppet
07-14-2005, 04:25 PM
"just shut up and nobody gets hurt"

Craig
07-14-2005, 04:30 PM
"My name's [name], remember that cos you'll be screaming it later."

Ravenmorghane
07-14-2005, 04:44 PM
these are mostly mens chatup lines... hmm one for ladies to use i think
(in a bar or nightclub) "scuse me but you appear to be sittin in my place, but dont worry I'll just perch on you face for now if thats ok"

black orb
07-14-2005, 05:38 PM
>>> I am the black mage, I casts the spells that makes the peoples fall down!

it never worked though..

Breine
07-14-2005, 08:21 PM
"Is your name Summer because you're so hot.."

"Heaven must be missing an angel because you're standing right here.."

Kirobaito
07-14-2005, 08:49 PM
I can't remember if it was here, but somebody said something like:

"Hey, babe, did you fall from heaven? 'Cause if you did, that would explain what's wrong with your face."

"Hey, darlin', can I be your derivative? I'd love to lie tangent to your curves."

Hawkeye
07-14-2005, 08:53 PM
Wanna play doctor?

Del Murder
07-15-2005, 01:55 AM
'Your keyboard must be tired, because you've been posting through my head all day.'

'Enter this chat room often?'

'Put me on your friends list and I'll let you put a Trojan on my hard drive.'