Man's Greatest Invention!

[Caspian]

I vote microwave.

[kikimm]

Eyes on Final Fantasy.

Oh, come on.


:D

[Phil]

The internet....

wait no thats Al Gore's greatest invention....

[Chris]

... Grace Jones.

[Hawkeye]

Hugh Heffiner

[Chris]

Hugh Heffiner
Wha? HUH? The world didn't invent him.

*MAKES YOU READ THE TITLE*

[Psychotic]

The toilet and the sewage system.

[Hawkeye]

Hugh Heffiner
Wha? HUH? The world didn't invent him.

*MAKES YOU READ THE TITLE*
WHO CREATED HUGH HEFFINER

I rest my case

[StarlightAngel]

Plumbing in general ^^

[crashNUMBERS]

I say the "Crash" humanoids. Especially the number 26821 from the Gamma series... Mmhmm!!

[Chris]

WHO CREATED HUGH HEFFINER

I rest my case
Created and Invented is not the same. :mad2:

[Hawkeye]

QUOTE]
WHO CREATED HUGH HEFFINER

I rest my case
Created and Invented is not the same. :mad2:
in·vent ( P ) Pronunciation Key (n-vnt)
tr.v. in·vent·ed, in·vent·ing, in·vents
To produce or contrive (something previously unknown) by the use of ingenuity or imagination.

lol PWN3D :D

[Agent Proto]

... Grace Jones.
Sorry, you lose.

[Destai]

post its.
POST ITS

POST ITS

[crashNUMBERS]

WHO CREATED HUGH HEFFINER
XD

[Craig]

The Wheel.

[Holy_Aeris]

umm id say computer!!! and the PS1 and 2, and eventually 3, Ooooo music!!! gotta love music.........umm, not necesserally a toilet, i mean you can pee in a bush!

[Phil]

Time?

[TurkSlayer]

The toothpick.

[Lindy]

The ytmnd site.

http://whatisslam.ytmnd.com/

[Holy_Aeris]

lol ^now thats just scary!

[Yamaneko]

<a href="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/member.php?u=284">The Kishi</a>.

[Xaven]

I vote printing press.

[Caspian]

The printing press was actually first used in China, though it was worthless because of China's massive character system.

The printing press is only marvelous because of the alphabetic Romance languages on Europe.

[TurkSlayer]

The printing press was actually first used in China, though it was worthless because of China's massive character system.



Which is why toothpicks are much better. :meditate:

[Lindy]

The printing press was actually first used in China, though it was worthless because of China's massive character system.
Are you trying to say that the Chinese are not men?

[Spammerman]

PLumbing and toilets.

[Caspian]

The printing press was actually first used in China, though it was worthless because of China's massive character system.
Are you trying to say that the Chinese are not men?

I'm pointing out the reason I do not think the printing press is man's greatest invention.

The fact that it was in existance, yet unusable shows that.

[Rye]

Cameras. Those things still amaze me, how is it possible?

[Lindy]

The printing press was actually first used in China, though it was worthless because of China's massive character system.
Are you trying to say that the Chinese are not men?

I'm pointing out the reason I do not think the printing press is man's greatest invention.
Because it was made by Chinese, who you think are not men.

You sir, are a racist.

[Xaven]

The printing press was actually first used in China, though it was worthless because of China's massive character system.
Are you trying to say that the Chinese are not men?

I'm pointing out the reason I do not think the printing press is man's greatest invention.

The fact that it was in existance, yet unusable shows that.

However, without it, mankind would not have been able to advance this far. Knowlege and information would not have been able to spread though books and literature. Even most historians, and those type of people agree that the printing press was the most important invention in (Modern? What's the word I'm looking for?) [something] history.

Edit:

Maybe I'm not getting the point of the thread. In that case, I vote microchip for allowing my computer not to be the size of my bedroom.

[Spammerman]

Cameras. Those things still amaze me, how is it possible?
confusingly.

[Maxico]

Disinfectant.

[T-MaN]

Sega and all the Playstation consoles.

[Spammerman]

Im changing my vote to Sony.

[Winter Nights]

Lube. :p

[crashNUMBERS]

I still say crash. He kicks major Butt-ocksAss!!

[Madame Adequate]

BUY BUY BUY! (http://www.supercoolstuff.com/items/birthday/pg815.htm)

Best thing ever.

[DMKA]

The internet....

[-N-]

God.

[crashNUMBERS]

God.
God wasn't created. He was just there. So there for crash is the greatest invention!! But if you count GOD then Im Fourth!!

[fire_of_avalon]

Me!

[crashNUMBERS]

Me!Crash
Thanks Foa. Your not bad yourself... XD

[Miriel]

My vote is split between the spork and bendy straws.



God.
God wasn't created. He was just there. So there for crash is the greatest invention!! But if you count GOD then Im Fourth!!

Oh man. Whoosh.

[TurkSlayer]

Toothpicks people, TOOTHPICKS.

[Winter Nights]

God.
I would actually call that the worst, but meh.

[Old Manus]

http://www.kitchenhaven.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/egg_timer.jpg

[TurkSlayer]

God.
I would actually call that the worst, but meh.

Agreed.

[Winter Nights]

Toothpicks people, TOOTHPICKS.
I'll buy that. But, I still prefer lube. :p

[Devourment]

... Grace Jones.But she was brought from the burning pits of Hell. She's Satan I tell ya, SATAN! :cry:

& the NES is man's greatest invention..

[Rase]

The Kissing Shield (http://www.totallyabsurd.com/kissingshield.htm)


..... Either that or the Walker Texas Ranger lever.

http://jedi-hobbit.net/fan/images/walkerlever.gif

http://www.shewasblind.org/lever/walker.jpg

[Holy_Aeris]

Lube. :p

lol, Definately!!!!

[faster skating penguin]

penis casting obviously

[Winter Nights]

Lube. :p

lol, Definately!!!!
Rawr!! :cool:

[Meow]

Woman.

[Meat Puppet]

Drugs that get rid of pee sting.

[bigbri2k5]

do i count as an invention?
if not its got to be the internet

[Faris]

Kleenex.

[ScottNUMBERS]

The Wheel.


The toothpick.

:thumb:

[Project G]

Erm probably Spongebob Squarepants or fire

[Dr.K]

Radio communications, whatever the first 'thing' that used them was anyway.

[Resha]

Me. It has to be. :love:

[Triple T]

post its.
POST ITS

POST ITS

Pos-tits. :p

[crazybayman]

Nuclear Weapons

Or this......

[Old Manus]

EoFF

[Blackmageboi]

some form of device that people called the pie

[Aphelion]

Me. Oh, that were my parents' invention... :D

EoFF and coffee. Oh, I'd like to know the name of the inventor of coffee and buy a big painting of him to put in my room...

[Jess]

Computer and Internet. :love:

[Sword]

Darth Vader

[Shauna]

post its.
POST ITS

POST ITS

Pos-tits. :p

Not, post its... STICK 'EMS! xD :love:

[Triple T]

post its.
POST ITS

POST ITS

Pos-tits. :p

Not, post its... STICK 'EMS! xD :love:

You even wrote a note on post-its about stick 'ems. :shifty:

[Shoden]

eBay!
can't live without it

[krissy]

internet forums

oh wait best invention thread?

[Little Miss Awesome]

Leonardo DiCaprio!
By the way, am I a fangirl?

[Shoden]

yes you are LMA


ummm gaming!

[Shauna]

post its.
POST ITS

POST ITS

Pos-tits. :p

Not, post its... STICK 'EMS! xD :love:

You even wrote a note on post-its about stick 'ems. :shifty:

Are you fo' rizzle? :D

[Slothy]

Drums, or perhaps cymbals. Maybe I'm a little biased though. If not for those I'd say stealth fighter jets.

[Triple T]

post its.
POST ITS

POST ITS

Pos-tits. :p

Not, post its... STICK 'EMS! xD :love:

You even wrote a note on post-its about stick 'ems. :shifty:

Are you fo' rizzle? :D

Yes, fo chizzle! :love:

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Sound speakers :D