View Full Version : My Mom is like Shinra
Destai
07-16-2005, 01:40 PM
Seriously woman, STFU raraaahhh *rants*
She wakes me up at eight in the morning and tells me to hang out the close. Im still asleep so I say yes because it usually makes her leave if I say it enough while Im trying to sleep. She leaves-I fall asleep. I have no memory of her telling me to hang out the close when I wake up because I was still practically asleep when she told me then she rants for half an hour and I dont get any bacon for breakfast. So why is YOUR Mom like Shinra?
Old Manus
07-16-2005, 01:42 PM
she gets in the way
Because she's always making Mako generators and ruining the environment. Gosh!
Dreddz
07-16-2005, 01:43 PM
My Mom Is The Centra :)
Kakashi509
07-16-2005, 01:43 PM
my mom was an alchoholic and tried to kill me so she might have gone farther than shinra
Old Manus
07-16-2005, 01:47 PM
She sent me to sector seven in the lower plate.
Holy_Aeris
07-16-2005, 01:50 PM
my mom was an alchoholic and tried to kill me so she might have gone farther than shinra
She sounds like a Sephiroth!
I wouldn't mind if my Mom was Palmer. God, Palmer awesome.
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b235/ryeryechu/mmmpalmerishawt.gif
:<3: :<3: :<3:
Kakashi509
07-16-2005, 01:51 PM
really she reminded me of Aeris to be brutually honest about it :D
Triple T
07-16-2005, 02:25 PM
No, not really. I guess it'd uber bad when you catch a mom all PMS~y or something. :/
she gets in the way
:smash: :love:
Meat Puppet
07-16-2005, 02:27 PM
wait, was this guy even here when that happened?
Zeldy
07-16-2005, 03:45 PM
Seriously woman, STFU raraaahhh *rants*
She wakes me up at eight in the morning and tells me to hang out the close. Im still asleep so I say yes because it usually makes her leave if I say it enough while Im trying to sleep. She leaves-I fall asleep. I have no memory of her telling me to hang out the close when I wake up because I was still practically asleep when she told me then she rants for half an hour and I dont get any bacon for breakfast. So why is YOUR Mom like Shinra?
Do you mean 'Clothes?' http://www.mickeyfmann.com/village/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/upside.gif
My Mum is all cuddly and.. Mum..Like? :love: :love:
Chris
07-16-2005, 03:48 PM
She sent me to sector seven in the lower plate.
Where YOU belong! >:O
KentaRawr!
07-16-2005, 03:54 PM
She isn't...don't go insulting people's Mom's like that! >_< (J/k. But really, she isn't.)
Old Manus
07-16-2005, 04:07 PM
She sent me to sector seven in the lower plate.
Where YOU belong! >:O
I'll belong YOU
She sent me to sector seven in the lower plate.
Where YOU belong! >:O
I'll belong YOU
All your Shinra Mom are belong to us.
Maxico
07-16-2005, 04:09 PM
My Mum set me up the bomb.
Old Manus
07-16-2005, 04:10 PM
My mother are sick.
I'm like the Shinra. Maybe I'll hit up your mom sometime. :shifty:
Old Manus
07-16-2005, 06:47 PM
Her house is like Shinra because it has lots of floors.
Chris
07-16-2005, 06:47 PM
My mother's name is Mick.
kikimm
07-16-2005, 06:48 PM
My mother have mother in a house. 2 mothers for me.
:D
Destai
07-16-2005, 06:57 PM
Seriously woman, STFU raraaahhh *rants*
She wakes me up at eight in the morning and tells me to hang out the close. Im still asleep so I say yes because it usually makes her leave if I say it enough while Im trying to sleep. She leaves-I fall asleep. I have no memory of her telling me to hang out the close when I wake up because I was still practically asleep when she told me then she rants for half an hour and I dont get any bacon for breakfast. So why is YOUR Mom like Shinra?
[SIZE=1]Do you mean 'Clothes?' http://www.mickeyfmann.com/village/iB html/non-cgi/emoticons/upside.gif
yes clothes, bah who need correct spelling.
Mitch
07-18-2005, 10:40 AM
My mum is like Quina
Shlup
07-18-2005, 10:48 AM
My mom is like Shinra 'cause she, uh... doesn't give me unlimited amounts of money as I desire.
Devourment
07-18-2005, 10:51 AM
There's not enough space in this forum for me to rant about my mum. She's eeeviiil. But I still love her of course.
Example #1
"What did you get for your report grades?"
"Cs & Bs."
"That's not good enough, you need As & A*s"
Example #2
"Can you make me a cup of tea please?"
"Okay.. *Makes tea*"
"You could of put a bit more milk in it, & there's not enough sugar in it."
Example #3
*Me coming back for a 40 mile bike ride*
"Hi mum, I'm back."
"Can you go to the shops for me, I need some shopping."
Example #4
*Kettle breaks.. & I've not even touched it in the last week, & I'm in my bedroom, whilst my mum is trying to make a cup of tea*
"JOSH, what have you done to the kettle? You've broke it haven't you!"
I could go on for longer if you want.
*Sigh*
SomethingBig
07-18-2005, 11:32 AM
wait, was this guy even here when that happened?
Pfft, he wishes.
My mom's like Shinra cuz she's always gettin' killed by terrorists.
Doomie
07-18-2005, 02:02 PM
she gets in the way
lolz ur mom is fat.
Destai
07-18-2005, 02:15 PM
she gets in the way
lolz ur mom is fat.rofl
MoonZapdos
07-18-2005, 02:16 PM
My mom is like Shin-Ra because she keeps giving me orders all the time. x(
Any thread with LOL Jesus and Shinra mention in it = :<3:
Destai
07-18-2005, 09:57 PM
Julia Roberts is arguably the highlight of the thread.
Old Manus
07-18-2005, 09:59 PM
My mum is like Shinra because in her house there is a trail of blood leading to the body of my father.
Destai
07-18-2005, 10:01 PM
My mom is like Shinra 'cause she, uh... doesn't give me unlimited amounts of money as I desire.Dont ya hate when your mom does that : / ?
Cruise Control
07-18-2005, 10:11 PM
I WISH my mom would pull an Aeirs and get impaled with a masume.
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