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Spammerman
07-16-2005, 11:40 PM
Whats the worst comeback you've ever heard?
Destai
07-16-2005, 11:40 PM
You're stupid. edit:as a comeback
nik0tine
07-16-2005, 11:42 PM
I got called "fat" once. :p
Dreddz
07-16-2005, 11:46 PM
Well you could at least give my thanks to your Mum for last night..
Sarsparilla
07-16-2005, 11:49 PM
Insulter: Dude, you suck. Get a life. Blah blah blah etc.
Comebacker: er...um...yeah well you suck!
Chris
07-16-2005, 11:49 PM
Please stop with the spamming guys you know where it leads to. :D
Link I thought that you where above all this? Comebacks?
T-MaN
07-16-2005, 11:50 PM
Well you could at least give my thanks to your Mum for last night..
Same thoughts here. That is possibly the dumbest thing I have ever heard a person say.
Spammerman
07-16-2005, 11:50 PM
Insulter: Dude, you suck. Get a life. Blah blah blah etc.
Comebacker: er...um...yeah well you suck!
lol..I just say, I do have a life, and three more in case i die.
Kakashi509
07-16-2005, 11:53 PM
Insulter: I never knew men could have babies, I guess I learned something from you today.
Insultee: God your such a vaccum
Zeldy
07-16-2005, 11:54 PM
Im usually the one saying the lame comebacks T_T
Lindy
07-16-2005, 11:55 PM
http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/lindianajones/comeback.jpg
rubah
07-17-2005, 12:01 AM
"well. . You suck!"
"ur mum"
Craig
07-17-2005, 12:03 AM
Yes, "ur mum" is most definately the worst comeback ever.
Shoeberto
07-17-2005, 12:04 AM
The best comeback, until you use it too much: "Yeah, well, Dracula called!"
Lindy
07-17-2005, 12:06 AM
Boris Karloff called, he wants his bad joke back.
MecaKane
07-17-2005, 12:07 AM
Drink some bleach/cloreine/whatever the hell blank says to me.
Your Mom isn't bad! Well, it's bad, until you add "goes to college." Then it's brilliant. Your Mom goes to college!
:<3: Napoleon Dynamite.
Boris Karloff called, he wants his bad joke back.
Hey Lindy- your village called. They want their idiot back...
Lindy
07-17-2005, 12:13 AM
Boris Karloff called, he wants his bad joke back.
Hey Lindy- your village called. They want their idiot back...
You should stop listening to the voices in your head, I know they keep telling you that you're cool, but they're not real y'know.
Shoeberto
07-17-2005, 12:14 AM
"Yeah, well, NOBODY...
...uh...escapes...
...uh...
...ALCATRAZ!"
Boris Karloff called, he wants his bad joke back.
Hey Lindy- your village called. They want their idiot back...
You should stop listening to the voices in your head, I know they keep telling you that you're cool, but they're not real y'know.
Your just jealous because all the voices are in MY head and not YOURS!!one
Buster Sword Strike
07-17-2005, 12:20 AM
Once a 90 pounder decided he wanted to be a quarterback for the practice. He says "Down! Set!" Then the coach walks over and asks him to "Grow Some Balls" and to stop talkin' like he just got a shot to the balls.
Funny cause if I said that it would be a stupid joke, but since the coach said it everyone was saying it was hillarious.
Winter Nights
07-17-2005, 12:25 AM
Yes, "ur mum" is most definately the worst comeback ever.
Agreed.
Kilrane
07-17-2005, 12:29 AM
"i know you are but what am i?"
Cuchulainn
07-17-2005, 12:35 AM
'YEA, WELL AT LEAST I'M NOT ATTRACTIVE'
Destai
07-17-2005, 12:37 AM
http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/lindianajones/comeback.jpgLindy... :<3:
Doomie
07-17-2005, 12:39 AM
Fat Albert called, he wants his FAT BACK.
"Stop being so like yourself!"
Rinsing ensued. Poor lad :(
Lon611
07-17-2005, 02:29 AM
Yes, "ur mum" is most definately the worst comeback ever.
best one is when i used "ur face" as a comeback. oh man, i said it after everything. it was stupid, but it amused me more than most comebacks, to the point where my best friend got TOO annoyed. i said "ur face" to something she said, in which she replied "u killed it. its done."
....i simply replied "ur face killed it". genius. :cool:
GooeyToast
07-17-2005, 02:37 AM
I'm so tired of "cool people" using that damn "yo mama" come back for every insult. At least i can usually think of something creative.
"Yeah, well, at least I'm not a LOSER!"
~Keep it gooey~
crashNUMBERS
07-17-2005, 02:39 AM
I'm so tired of "cool people" using that damn "yo mama" come back for every insult. At least i can usually think of something creative.
"Yeah, well, at least I'm not a LOSER!"
~Keep it gooey~
I know right!!?? They act cool and big but once you insult their ass they get all hard on you. Hard as michael jackson at a child convention. K. That was just a dumb pun, but yeah. Im sick of it...
Sarsparilla
07-17-2005, 02:42 AM
ur face hahahaha thats a classic ROFLOMGLOL hilarious....the comeback i really hate is 'what-ever'. Its like stupid, it means anything so you dont go
'Your an idiot' "in general?" or 'Your an idiot' "anything".
Children have conventions now!?!?
and another one i hate is 'Your an idiot' "Yeah well your crashNUMBERS!!!"
Khaotic
07-17-2005, 02:44 AM
"ur mum"
Lord Xehanort
07-17-2005, 03:17 AM
Jackass Jock: Billy, you're a fairy.
Me: *examines nails and speaks in bored tone* Nymphs and sprites exist only in the minds of the infantile and ignorant...
Jackass Jock: Huh? I said you're a fairy!
Me: *sighs and examines other hand's nails* I have no wings; I am 6'5", and I speak in a deep voice. I have no paranormal powers, save for my intellect, which is only paranormal when compared to the likes of you... I lack all the qualities of the mythical creatures you suggest. *looks up at Jackass Jock* I sincerely hope that your prowess at football outweighs your mental development, or you're bound to a future as naught but a burden on society... *walks away*
Lindy
07-17-2005, 03:24 AM
lol ur gay
T-MaN
07-17-2005, 03:30 AM
"i know you are but what am i?"
Ha! The memories are flooding back. :p
Dixie
07-17-2005, 03:59 AM
"Yeah, well, NOBODY...
...uh...escapes...
...uh...
...ALCATRAZ!"I am laughing right now. That's so funny!:)
The worst comeback ever....?
"Yeah, well, your mom is so fat, she's the size of the ocean!"
I cracked up. It was so dumb.
EDIT: "Four eyes!"
LAME!
KentaRawr!
07-17-2005, 05:04 AM
Someone was showing me a Video Game, and I foolishly assumed it only came out in japan. I said:
"Why is the text in English?"
Him: "I don't need to answer that."
Me: "I really am confused by this."
Him: "If you don't understand, go away."
Me: "That didn't quite make sense."
Him: "YOU DON'T MAKE SENSE!!!"
Me: (That didn't make sense either...)
Peegee
07-17-2005, 05:10 AM
Oh yeah?? Well..yer...asian!
Kappy
07-19-2005, 12:43 AM
"yeah well so's your face"
Or the worst one ever directed at me, by a lonesome chav not so long ago:
"yeah well get a haircut you dirty greebo"
SNOOZER
07-19-2005, 12:47 AM
"Yeah, well, NOBODY...
...uh...escapes...
...uh...
...ALCATRAZ!"
Haha! Master Shake we hardly knew ye ^_^
edczxcvbnm
07-19-2005, 12:57 AM
Yeah well your....your just....
*12 hours later*
...Stupid.
I can't remember what comic I read that one in.
CloudSquallandZidane
07-19-2005, 01:07 AM
"Thats right, u know i did cockboy, ur just stalling because ur not quick enough to think of a comeback."
"I'm not quick enough, this guy thinks im not quick enough. Well guess what i am quick enough......... COCKBOY!"
Lord Xehanort
07-19-2005, 01:12 AM
"i did cockboy"
I couldn't have said it better myself.
Hawkeye
07-19-2005, 01:38 AM
Your mom
The Anarchy Angel
07-19-2005, 06:18 PM
I'm fat you're ugly, but I can diet :p
case closed
faster skating penguin
07-19-2005, 06:20 PM
I love this one. I was arguing with this loser in my class about homosexuality:
Him: ALL Straight people I know hate gays.
Me: I don't
Him: Well you're gay too!
I proceded to verbaly rip him apart for almost 10 minutes about how bad a comeback it was. Good times were had by all.
crazybayman
07-19-2005, 06:58 PM
"I'm Tellin'!!"
Like WTS is this all about?
Tama2
07-19-2005, 08:06 PM
1:"Fu"
2:"That's what your mom said last night."
1:"I didn't know you had a fetish for old folks."
TurkSlayer
07-19-2005, 08:13 PM
A friend of my says "Your mama" to the end of everything. It doesn't even has to be an insult. I once asked him if I could borrow 50 cents for a soda machine and he said "Your mama!". I literally strangled him a few times. I've also had a conversation very similar to faster skating penguin's.
Vapour
07-19-2005, 09:55 PM
SHUT UP
Eternal Sphere
07-19-2005, 10:05 PM
n00bs
Giga Guess
07-19-2005, 10:55 PM
SHUT UP
Took the words out of my mouth. Basically "I'm losing hard, so rather than defending myself, I'm gonna end this and go eat worms."
Kittay
07-19-2005, 11:08 PM
Yes, "ur mum" is most definately the worst comeback ever.
best one is when i used "ur face" as a comeback. oh man, i said it after everything. it was stupid, but it amused me more than most comebacks, to the point where my best friend got TOO annoyed. i said "ur face" to something she said, in which she replied "u killed it. its done."
....i simply replied "ur face killed it". genius. :cool:
Haha I say "your face" for everything too.
Worst comeback (that my ex-bf uses and is so childish): "I'm rubber you're glue..."
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