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[17:27:20] Neel> I do need an excuse for getting out of work tomorrow, though.
[17:27:24] Neel> So I can go get drunk in Santa Cruz.
[17:27:32] Neel> And ride the roller coasters and vomit.
[17:27:40] Neel> For 65 cents.
Think tank, go.
Say that your great aunt has a kidney stone or something gross, they won't want to ask. :p
Lindy
07-19-2005, 01:30 AM
You played Red Faction 2, caught leprosy and now you're lacking your arms.
Haw haw [/reference]
nik0tine
07-19-2005, 01:30 AM
Holy /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif! My sister just got raped by dad!
The Summoner of Leviathan
07-19-2005, 01:39 AM
did you ever get you appendex, tonsiles, or wisedom teeth removed? If not pick one of them and take more then one day for it, cuz usually (or so I heard, cuz I never had any of those) it takes a bit to heal.
Hawkeye
07-19-2005, 01:40 AM
Imitate a headache to your boss over the phone
Shlup
07-19-2005, 01:42 AM
You were mowing the lawn and your leg fell off and now you have to go to the hospital to get a new one.
Del Murder
07-19-2005, 01:45 AM
Your dog ate your brother's homework so you have to take him to the vet.
Your Mom beat you up because she's like the Shinra, so you're taking her to court.
Psychotic
07-19-2005, 01:46 AM
You were injected with a vial containing SARS.
Yamaneko
07-19-2005, 01:47 AM
You're a hard worker and you deserve a day off.
July 19th happens to be [insert fake holiday here] from you homeland, [insert country here].
Example:
"Sorry boss, but July 19th happen to be Go Streaking Through Omaha Day back in my home country, Sweden. See ya on the 20th."
Works 60% of the time, every time. :cool:
I was thinking of making up some Indian related or family related thing, actually. :p
(at work now... :\)
Indian related, like, how?
Actually, Say it's Guru Nanak's birthday.
nik0tine
07-19-2005, 02:24 AM
You know, you could just take a sick day off.
Resha
07-19-2005, 02:30 AM
You have to go to the temple for your second cousin's third wedding, she is such a wonderful girl - a good little Indian girlie, to be sure - ...she'll be so upset if you don't come to the wedding and dance and stuff your face and give her presents. :(
Miriel
07-19-2005, 02:43 AM
Tell your boss that it's that time of month, and you're having killer cramps. Works for me.
radyk05
07-19-2005, 02:43 AM
crazy horse fell down the totem while cleaning it. need to take him to the shaman.
rubah
07-19-2005, 03:14 AM
Wrong kind of indian there.
nik0tine
07-19-2005, 03:17 AM
:p
Cuchulainn
07-19-2005, 03:22 AM
phone in and say "i won't be in work today because I can't be arsed, sack me & I'll kill your family" or you can say "I'm not well, I think it's flu". You need to weigh up which answer best suits your needs.
Resha
07-19-2005, 03:23 AM
crazy horse fell down the totem while cleaning it. need to take him to the shaman.
xDDDDDDDDDD :love:
Certified. This'll work.
SNOOZER
07-19-2005, 03:45 AM
What in the hell?! Just shoot him with your rockets foo!
nik0tine
07-19-2005, 04:00 AM
Hmm... Now where have I seen that picture before?? :confused:
You know, I was just wondering the exact same thing! What a coincidence! :o!
Doomie
07-19-2005, 04:05 AM
Say it's a religious holiday. Call it.. *looks around* Maximum Occupancy Day.
EDIT: I knew there was something fishy with how I spelt that word. :D
Mitch
07-19-2005, 04:06 AM
a lady friend of mine claimed she had chronic diorea (sp?) and it worked a charm
SNOOZER
07-19-2005, 04:36 AM
Hmm... Now where have I seen that picture before?? :confused:
You know, I was just wondering the exact same thing! What a coincidence! :o!
Hooray for shameless plugs right? ^_^
Meat Puppet
07-19-2005, 05:00 AM
Step 1: Get: Lots of ketchup, a fake gun, some old clothes, a massive credit card bill and a really bad quality camera (hence the ketchup - fake blood here would be silly). alternatively, you can choose a black and white camera and use chocolate sauce instead of ketchup. This is your choice. Personally I favour the black and white with chocolate sauce because it gives it that extra feeling you've actually died, and you possibly died sometime ago. (before the invention of color)
Step 2: Then: Fake your own suicide! Your work buddies/classmates would never be more delighted and surprised to see you back in one piece in about a week or two.
I KNEW IT MEAT PUPPET IS LINUS'S SECOND ACCOUNT BAN HIM NOW
fire_of_avalon
07-19-2005, 05:15 AM
Just call in and say something entirely unrelated to a normal work day has sprung up in your personal life and you need to attend to it immediately.
EDIT: Do I get that $.65 or is that how much it'll cost you to get drunk and have roller coasters. If so, you my friend are an easy date.
I thought that was the way you liked your dates? ;o
Man, Kyono's on a roll today. xDDDDD
It's 65 cents per roller coaster ride, 65 cents per beer, and so on. At that rate, it should take $7.80 to get me drunk and $0.65 to get me to vomit. :p
So, did you manage to get out of work? :}
Destai
07-19-2005, 02:10 PM
Just get a doctor to sign a note or something like that. Thats what everyone does in the bank my mom works at.
Old Manus
07-19-2005, 02:17 PM
Shoot him.
The Anarchy Angel
07-19-2005, 06:09 PM
get someone to seriously maim you, with a baseball bat with nails poking through it, that should do the trick
Princess_Yuna
07-19-2005, 06:14 PM
Say you are sick...
Zeldy
07-19-2005, 06:17 PM
Fake being Ill.
Say -insert Family/friend name here- is in Hospital
Del Murder
07-20-2005, 01:58 AM
Put some mayonnaise in your hair.
fire_of_avalon
07-20-2005, 02:01 AM
Put some mayonnaise in your hair.
Del, honey; this isn't how to get bubble gum out of your hair. This is how to cheat your way out of work. :)
Miriel
07-20-2005, 02:03 AM
No, mayonnaise really works. ;)
Yamaneko
07-20-2005, 02:05 AM
Besides, you're supposed to use lemon juice.
I thought it was peanut butter.
Old Manus
07-20-2005, 07:35 AM
Here's what you do - you get two pencils and stick them up your nose, and wear your pants on your head.
Peegee
07-20-2005, 07:37 AM
People joked too much -- your valid response follows:
call in sick
DUh. We're allowed two days of sick leave per month here in HOng Kong. At least you should have one.
There are no days off in academic research - I've worked Sat/Sun too. (http://snf.stanford.edu)
You never told us if you managed to get the day off or not. >=o
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