Favorite Family Guy Episodes

[atmskater13]

Of all the Family Guy episodes, new and old, what are your favorites? Mine are "I am Peter, Hear Me Roar", and "E Peterbus Unum".

[Kittay]

Please don't make me decide. That show is the only one that keeps me up way past my self-declared bedtime. I love it that much.

[Tama2]

A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

KIZZ Saves Santa. Fanfreakin'tastic.

[DK]

The one where Peter falls down and holds his knee and goes "Hssssssss-Aaahhh" for about 4 minutes. <3

[Masamune·1600]

The one where Peter falls down and holds his knee and goes "Hssssssss-Aaahhh" for about 4 minutes. <3

That's "Wasted Talent." :p

I guess my favorites are "Da Bomb," "Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington," "One if by Clam, Two if by Sea," "Lethal Weapons," and "Stuck Together, Torn Apart."

[Tama2]

When he wins the Golden Tick.......Scroll and goes to Willy..... The Paltucket Brewery. Wasted Talent.

Beat me to the punch. lol

[Optium]

I don't think they showed Da Bomb in the original airing on Fox because I
and not a single person I know had seen it. Then after FG was taken off
the air I started downloading the eps from TheFamilyGuy.com and I got
that one. The chicken fight nearly made me crap myself. Oh my god.

And it's Pawtucket. I live there. :p

.opt

[Tama2]

DId you see the part 2 of that chicken fight?

[Kittay]

*intrudes with a random FG quote*

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

xD

[Tama2]

Peter: Everybody I've got bad news. We've been cancelled.
Lois: Oh no Peter! How could they do that?
Peter: Well unfortuantely Lois, there's just no more room on the schedule. We just gotta accept the fact that FOX has to make room for terrific shows like Dark Angel, Titus, Undeclared, Action, That 80's Show, Wonder Falls, Fast Lane, Andy Richter Controls The Universe, Skin, Girl's Club, Cracking Up, The Pitts, Firefly, Get Real, Freaky Links, Wanda At Large, Costello, The Lone Gunman, A Minute with Stan Hooper, Normal Ohio, Pasadena, Harsh Realm, Keen Eddy, The Street, American Embassy, Cedric The Entertainer, The Tick, Louie, And Greg The Bunny....
Lois: Is there no hope?
Peter: Well I suppose if ALL those shows go down the tubes we might have a shot.



Mwhahahahaha................

[atmskater13]

One of my FAVORITE quotes of all time:

Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.

Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?

Peter: Oh yeah.

[Tama2]

We could put hundredes of quotes.

Like this one....


Peter: Have they ever shown him doing somebody in and then feeding on him?
Brian: You're asking if they've ever done a Sesame Street in which the Count kills somebody and then sucks their blood for sustenance.
Peter: Yeah.
Brian: No, they've never done that.

[Meat Puppet]

i like the one when they did that thing that was so FUNNY

[Kittay]

The one where Peter falls down and holds his knee and goes "Hssssssss-Aaahhh" for about 4 minutes. <3

That's "Wasted Talent." :p


That one was just on tonight :p

Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through. :chuckle:

[atmskater13]

Well I can see my thread is turning into a quote thread, so when in Rome, do as the Romans do...

Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.

[Tifa Lockheart]

I like the episode where Chris is trying to lose weight...

My fav. part is when Peter puts his finger in his mouth (his attempt at bulimia). I laughed so hard :greenie: .

[Tama2]

Peter is one of the crazy men there can be (even though he is a cartoon.)

and shouldn't you be gettin some beauty sleep?

[Captain Maxx Power]

All of them. There isn't a bad show in the lot. Just like South Park. Unlike a certain long-running, long-since-dryed-up show involving yellow skinned characters.

[Rye]

I don't really watch Family Guy, but I really liked the episode where Peter kidnapped the Pope, and he drove him around in a Pope mobile, but it was like a Pope golf cart. xD

[Polnareff]

This is one of my favorite quotes because it shows Peter's inattentiveness:

Chris: Not very good. I don't think Mrs. Lockhart likes me at all.
Lois: Mrs. Lockhart?! Your teacher?
Peter: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this isn't my Batman glass.

And then there's one right after that where Stewie's eye turns red and he's like, "Aagh! Broke a damn blood vessel!"

[Tidus5]

Lois: No, Stewie has never shown any acts of violence before this.
Stewie: Well, actually my first act of violence would have to be that time bomb I left ticking in your wretched uterus. Happy 50th birthday Lois.

[Ohhh]

Stewie is hilarious! and so cute! everything he says makes me giggle XD

[Tidus5]

Yeah, Stewie is by far the best character in the show. Followed closely by Brian and Quagmire.

[Doomie]

Emission Impossible.

[*iloveme06*]

OMG-My favorite episode was the one where the parents went away to have a second honeymoon. The part with that passion of the christ 2 thing-man that was funny! But the other part with pinochio(however you spell it-you know, the wooden toy that has a nose that grows when he lies). . .that was just wrong. BUT STILL FUNNY!

[DMKA]

Where Peter goes on the women's retreat after his place of employment almost gets sued for sexual harrassment over him...that's hands down the best episode.

[Tama2]

I will give you a raise if you come into work tomorrow without a shirt.

or somethin along those lines.

[bipper]

Where Peter goes on the women's retreat after his place of employment almost gets sued for sexual harrassment over him...that's hands down the best episode.

YES! easily the best. IT has a cameo from the Kool-aide guy.
Judge: "Peter Griffin I here by sentance you to (Insert Mass Sentance)"
Lois: "Oh no!"
Jury: "Oh no!"
court room: "Oh no!"
Kool-adie man busts through the wall: "Oh YEAH!" - silence- Kool-aide man shows himself out slowly.

yeah - that part rocked.

But yeah, My name is Mike meyer - so I goto order a pizza and the chick though i said my name was quagmire- it stuck.. :(

Bipper

[Dr.K]

The one with the corrupt Indians and the Casino.
The one with the Passion of the Christ II.

Just too great.

[Lord Xehanort]

"When you wish upon a weinstein"
The one with the nudists
The one with Stewie's 'sperm-brother'.

[Rengori]

"Brian the Bachelor" Just because of the pimple on Chris.

[°¿°¿°]

hmm i like alot of them but the one that comes to mind right now is the one were te world gets destroyed and bpeter makes new kohog and make people pick there jobs outa a hat :D

[Rengori]

Huh?

[Optium]

hmm i like alot of them but the one that comes to mind right now is the one were te world gets destroyed and bpeter makes new kohog and make people pick there jobs outa a hat :D
Da Bomb. My fav too.

.opt

[Mercen-X]

Peter: Well unfortuantely Lois, there's just no more room on the schedule. We just gotta accept the fact that FOX has to make room for terrific shows like Dark Angel, Titus, Undeclared, Action, That 80's Show, Wonder Falls, Fast Lane, Andy Richter Controls The Universe, Skin, Girl's Club, Cracking Up, The Pitts, Firefly, Get Real, Freaky Links, Wanda At Large, Costello, The Lone Gunman, A Minute with Stan Hooper, Normal Ohio, Pasadena, Harsh Realm, Keen Eddy, The Street, American Embassy, Cedric The Entertainer, The Tick, Louie, And Greg The Bunny...
That's "The Lone Gunmen" It was a show about those three nerds from X-Files.

Brian: You're in love.
Stewie: That's preposterous!
Brian: It's not like I blame you. There's just something about a girl with blue eyes.
Stewie: Aha! Her eyes are green!
Brian: Aha! Thank you for proving my point.

Stewie: If you're looking for your *incorrect spelling of* "dovstaietsky", I used it to make the fort from F Troop.

Brian: Oh you speak English.
Immigrant: No, just that first sentence and this one explaining it.
Brian: You're . . . you're kidding, right?
Immigrant: ¿Que?

Brian: C-could you, could you say something?
Stewie: Oh, yes, right. Um . . . yay and the lord said unto Abraham, "You will kill your firstborn son" . . . and Abraham said, "I'm sorry, I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone." "Oh I'm sorry, is this better? Check, check."
Brian: For god's sake, say something about my mother.
Stewie: Oh yes, sorry. I didn't know *forgot the name* as a dog, but I did know her as a coffee table.

Peter: How the hell do you half expect something?
Lois: Peter, it's just a turn of phrase.
Peter: How do you turn a phrase?

Peter: I'll handle this Lois. This is something that has to be said delicately. Mrs. Lockheart. My son, wants to plow you.

Mr. Lockheart: Oh my god, there's a bear in my oatmeal!

*scenes*
Peter in the chicken fights . . . I think there were three of them episodes.
Peter "defeating" his evil twin.

[Tama2]

Peter: So uhh, Mr. Pewterschmidt, the big race is tomorrow eh? Bet you're gonna need some strapping men to help you with your boat.

Mr. Pewterschmidt: Are you calling me gay?

Peter: No. No. I just, I just thought you might want some extra seamen on your poopdeck.

[Kittay]

Peter: Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?
Brian: That's... that's not a riddle. That's ... that's just terrible.
Peter: Wrong, the ugly one!

Peter (to Meg): Remember that pony you wanted when you were 6? Well I've been waitin for a time like this.
(opens closet door and a skeleton of a pony is there)
Peter: Oh, oh god, that's right ponies, ponies like food.

xD

[Jorj]

all of them!!
cant pic just one

http://img334.imageshack.us/img334/9682/griffin12ma.jpg

[Saiyan Knight]

All of them, the show is pure genius.I fuuking love it.

[FiragaBreak]

Ms. Lockhart: Chris Griffin, what do you see here?
Chris: Tooties and an 'F'?

Peter: Quick to PeterBlimp.
Joe: Where do you get the money to buy this stuff?

Peter: So...uh Doctor. Can you get something for this growth.
Doctor: Uh...Mr Griffin that's your penis.
Peter: And what about th-
Doctor: Testiciles.