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Polyonymous
07-21-2005, 03:10 AM
I was inspired to make this thread by a thread that was recently closed (!The closed thread! (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?t=66225)), hopefully this one doesn't meet the same fate.

Ok, so... If you were a cids knight and had to close all the threads that have no topic or whatever else, what "witty comment" would you post when you close it?

eestlinc
07-21-2005, 03:12 AM
the real challenge is to make a unique witty comment that somewhat fits into the "topic" of the thread you're closing.

Doomie
07-21-2005, 03:13 AM
I can't believe it's not Buddha!

Yamaneko
07-21-2005, 03:14 AM
Or: *closes*

RSL
07-21-2005, 03:14 AM
I'm not very good at being witty.

eestlinc
07-21-2005, 03:15 AM
thread: omae wa shinderiu

or whatever

WildRaubtier
07-21-2005, 03:52 AM
Kids: don't do drugs.

Del Murder
07-21-2005, 03:53 AM
I'd steal one of kishi's from like 4 years ago so that only Raistlin and Loony BoB notice.

EDIT: Yeah like that.

eestlinc
07-21-2005, 03:56 AM
or Mäjken's cut along the dotted line image.

faster skating penguin
07-21-2005, 03:58 AM
Here comes the obvious, predictable thread knocking ...

...

...

I'D CLOSE THIS THREAD


Well, there it was.

Shoeberto
07-21-2005, 03:59 AM
Movie/TV/video game quotes work. I also like to throw in quotes from 1984 just to be a big fat jerk.

eestlinc
07-21-2005, 04:02 AM
http://www.flyingomelette.com/kidicarus/screens/medusabattle.gif

CloudSquallandZidane
07-21-2005, 04:06 AM
PWNED!!!

Samuraid
07-21-2005, 04:34 AM
thread: DENIED!

And since HTML is on on this forum, I would embed an audio clip of a loud buzzer that would play repeatedly...


...not really. :D

eestlinc
07-21-2005, 04:52 AM
I'm pretty sure embedding sound has been disabled here, although you'd probably know better than I.

Shlup
07-21-2005, 05:06 AM
I would piss off as many people as possible. 'Cause it's fun.

escobert
07-21-2005, 06:08 AM
Ban... you all would be banned.

edczxcvbnm
07-21-2005, 06:15 AM
I wouldn't even close the thread. As long as people are talking about stuff then I am fine. Just don't let it get to the spam-tastic point that Linus, Drex and I brought the original anniversary thread to. Just 1000% pointless spam with one letter posts and worse stuff.

If people are talking about stuff then there must be some topic that they are discussing even if it isn't stated in the first post.

Sepho
07-21-2005, 06:16 AM
I'm sorry, sir, but I'm afraid we require that all threads have a Visa before being allowed into our forum.

Agent Proto
07-21-2005, 06:26 AM
I've been a Cid's Knight, so I know how hard it is to come up with something witty when closing a thread. Sometimes I'll go with something witty, sometimes I'll go *closes*, it really depends on the thread being closed.

-N-
07-21-2005, 06:31 AM
http://www.loki7.com/banned404.html

Meat Puppet
07-21-2005, 07:43 AM
If I were a Cid's Knight, I'd delete the internet. :cool:

Loony BoB
07-21-2005, 10:49 AM
http://www.aiyon.com/images/chunk.jpg

KuRt
07-21-2005, 10:53 AM
Ban ban closed closed:bigbiggri

Winter Nights
07-21-2005, 11:15 AM
Good night. *light clicks off*

Mitch
07-21-2005, 12:11 PM
I'd just spam if i was a ck

Destai
07-21-2005, 12:13 PM
(Hurray Im inspirational)

I think I''ll let Leeza close this thread.

Devourment
07-21-2005, 12:14 PM
http://www.mdlsoft.co.uk/PrimaryPics1/goodbye.jpg

Chris
07-21-2005, 12:16 PM
This ain't sexy enough. *Closes YOUR mom*

boris no no
07-21-2005, 12:19 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y236/boris_no_no/MEOW.jpg
xD from go-girly <3333

changed :p

Chris
07-21-2005, 12:22 PM
Boris you could be banned for that picture... quick, remove it!!!! :(

Old Manus
07-21-2005, 01:24 PM
wtf lolz thred closd111

Rye
07-21-2005, 01:28 PM
404'd~
Bad thread error!

Peegee
07-21-2005, 02:43 PM
I'd stealth edit everybody's posts so it said nothing but durrrr ggugggggh and boooooooxx

then I'll close the thread.

Crop
07-21-2005, 03:57 PM
Id say:

the last person to post in this thread rules. Then id lock it.

eestlinc
07-21-2005, 04:01 PM
*takes notes*

Denmark
07-21-2005, 04:04 PM
This is the end, beautiful friend
This is the end, my only friend, the end
Of everything we dread, the end
Of spamming in this thread, the end
It would not be unwise, the end
I will never let this thread rise again
Can you picture what it would be,
So pointless in GC
Desperately in need of a CK's hand
In EoFF land

(adapted from The Doors' wonderful opus, "The End")

MoonZapdos
07-21-2005, 04:04 PM
If I was closing this thread I would say: "If this thread had any sense..." and close it.

Jack
07-21-2005, 04:13 PM
What button was it?

*Presses Delete*

That was the one!

Psychotic
07-21-2005, 06:36 PM
I'd say something random and obscure like "Thar she blows!" and "Looks like this is another job for Jim, I wonder where he is right now?" and then everyone would think it was some in-joke...but it's not!

Samuraid
07-22-2005, 01:25 AM
I'm pretty sure embedding sound has been disabled here, although you'd probably know better than I.

I haven't checked.

RSL
07-22-2005, 01:27 AM
Id say:

the last person to post in this thread rules. Then id lock it.

If I did that then some joker would end up slipping in a post between my post and me closing it.

Recently I've started closing a thread before posting my comment.

nik0tine
07-22-2005, 01:28 AM
If I were a CK I'd archive the wanker thread... OH WAIT!

Yamaneko
07-22-2005, 01:34 AM
Yeah, you're right, we only archive quality threads.

Dixie
07-22-2005, 01:34 AM
BALLETED!

Yes...Yes...:)

Or I'd just say something else. Who knows...

nik0tine
07-22-2005, 02:10 AM
If I were a CK I not have removed wanker from the Archives.

rubah
07-22-2005, 02:44 AM
*shinra's around like it's nobody's business*

nik0tine
07-22-2005, 03:03 AM
If I were a Cids Knight, I wouldn't be a flip flopper like John Kerry.

eestlinc
07-22-2005, 03:59 AM
man, good thing you aren't.

RSL
07-22-2005, 04:03 AM
I like flip flopping!

omnitarian
07-22-2005, 04:17 AM
"This thread = no."

Or something equally stupid.

Cruise Control
07-22-2005, 04:46 AM
I WOULD UNBLOCK THE THREAD WERE YOU CANT USE E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yamaneko
07-22-2005, 04:47 AM
I like to use flip flops in the summer.

Madonna
07-22-2005, 04:54 AM
http://www.akusui.net/lynx_parasitic/eoff_closingthread.jpg

Mercen-X
07-22-2005, 05:11 AM
make a unique witty comment that somewhat fits into the "topic" of the thread you're closing.

Or: *closes*

Good night. *light licks coff*

the last person to post in this thread rules. Then id lock it.
"This thread = no."♪Where have all the good threads gone and where are all the quotes?
Where is the topic? I can't see; it's just spam like in my usernotes.
I need this thread closed. I'm gonna have to lock it up tight. I've gotta be fast and I've gotta be on and I've gotta be fresh from the plight.
I've gotta "thread close." I've just gotta lock it up right. I've gotta be sure and I've gotta be soon and I've gotta be larger than life.♪
(couldn't come up with anything for that last line)

Rase
07-22-2005, 05:43 AM
*insert witty, thread closing comment here*

GooeyToast
07-22-2005, 06:21 AM
You know what sucks more than this thread?

Nothing.


~Keep it gooey~

Miriel
07-22-2005, 07:19 AM
I would be too busy fawning over the massive PM storage space to bother closing threads.

Dazed and Confused
07-22-2005, 08:45 AM
I'd sit on your face

escobert
07-22-2005, 08:51 AM
I'd sit on your face
Really? :joey:

Dazed and Confused
07-22-2005, 08:54 AM
Really

escobert
07-22-2005, 08:58 AM
Cool :p

Dixie
07-22-2005, 06:30 PM
http://www.akusui.net/lynx_parasitic/eoff_closingthread.jpgHee hee.:)

I'd say something else.....like....

You make Latias cry with these threads....:(

Can't think of anymore...:(

crashNUMBERS
07-22-2005, 06:31 PM
If I was a CK I'd Ban Myself with angst and anger...

Doomie
07-22-2005, 06:33 PM
If I was a CK I'd Ban Myself with angst and anger...

Oh crash, you're such a cutie. ;)

I'd probably ban everyone except a select few.

Zeldy
07-22-2005, 08:33 PM
*Bye-Zey-Bye*

crashNUMBERS
07-22-2005, 08:34 PM
I'd spread the love of this!!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y76/crash26821/shadow.jpg

Lenna
07-22-2005, 08:43 PM
Dun Dun Dun! :D or You have be Lengled <33 roflmfao (Roogle could use that You have been ROOGLED!) teehee better than Googled <3 :D

Old Manus
07-22-2005, 08:45 PM
Fuck this thread.

Lenna
07-22-2005, 08:48 PM
*Does a smurfy dance ;D*

http://www.allstuff.dk/dance/smurf/smoelfine.gifhttp://www.megababy.com/images/chacha202x.gif

OMG DANCING BABY!!

crashNUMBERS
07-22-2005, 08:55 PM
Once again!!


http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y7...6821/shadow.jpg

<B>EDIT: No need to post the same thing over. Don't do it anymore. -Murder</b>