am i cursed?!

[NeoTifa]

i swear a few generations a family member declared war with the grim reaper! i swear since november, there has been at least 7 deaths in my family. just july 10th my cousin barbera "jojo" mullins was murdered by her husband. i swear. if you average it out, i go to about 1 funeral a month. why me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! honestly?! then my 10 year old bro got caught stealing and smoking so we took him to a child nutty bin for a week like his couselor has been suggesting for the past 4 years. a guy i knew from school just drowned in mad river and died 2 days after jojo's death. my dad doesnt pay child support and our appliances are getting cut off. what do you think?

[boris no no]

O____O
seek help?

[NeoTifa]

XD umm... thnx for the advice?

[kikimm]

I think that is kind of creepy and I hope I never meet you. :monster:

No offense, of course. It has nothing to do with you, my dear.


:D

[NeoTifa]

ok. i think im a walking plague if i do say so myselfXD death and destruction follow me.... >.>

[Tama2]

That's pretty crazy. I think I got the other end of the stick. lol. No puns please. I've almost died lets see....... somewhere around ten times. ALl I can say to you is watch your back and try to improve your luck.

[NeoTifa]

yea, im pretty lucky, myself. except that car wreck 2 years ago. whiplash doesnt feel too pretty. XD then my house about burned down on valentines day this year. but i got to stay in a pretty hotel ^_^

[Tama2]

but i got to stay in a pretty hotel ^_^

WOOOOO!. I knew there was a plus side to all this. :D

[NeoTifa]

^_^ forizzle. there sometimes is!

[Vyk]

Um what... is the point of this thread? Sorry about your luck, but unfortunately sympathetic rants are usually reserved for blogs. There's not exactly much advice to give on this kind of stuff. You can't do anything about what happens to other people, even if they are family members. Just be nice to everyone I guess. Apparently they could kick off soon, so your next encounter might be your last

[NeoTifa]

O.o probably. i was just seeing if everybody thought along the same lines. hence the question for a title. am i cursed or just in an unfortunate life?

[Tama2]

both. :D

[Zeldy]

I Myself dont believe in Luck.
Whatever Happens, Happens.

[NeoTifa]

hmmmm... maybe. i think curses are real! and the grim reaper hate us! ahhhhhh the world is coming to an end without my assistance! ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

[Kamiko]

Poor brother. :fpenerg: But I am usually lucky. Well, sometimes.
Not really.
Anyway...

[NeoTifa]

d00b. bs.

[Kamiko]

Well, my goods friends have moved away and I got a super nice house about one inch over the stupid county boundary haha... so now I have to change school systems again... ahaha...

[NeoTifa]

just haveher drive you d00d. i think lisa's brain is clogged w/ hairspray sometimes :p jk

[Kamiko]

Haha... I can't I'd have to pay tuition and it's like, 1300 dollars....

[NeoTifa]

? well, this is getting spammy. see even you have bad luck. its a curse i tell you! a curse!

[Fonzie]

Ok lets get out the bible and see what God has to say," God moves in mysterious ways, but you should always be hopeful for something good will come out of this my son". God knows all.

[NeoTifa]

im satanist. :p

[Kamiko]

Wait, wait... you have me, Yuki! You're not cursed after all :fpenerg:

[Meat Puppet]

You will learn how to survive from movies.

[Kakashi509]

im satanist. :p
satan moves in mysterious ways then

[The Anarchy Angel]

I'm mildly psychic

[NeoTifa]

>.> okayyy. im not really satanist. lol. im justinist >.> (i worship myself)

yea, then my stupid trombone at band camp was being a penis! the laquour is coming off and it turned my neck and hands green! O.o and all my clothes are dust and gatorade stained! now mother nature has a thing against me! grrr.... it is a curse

[Resha]

:( :whimper: :weep:

Go see a spiritual person of some sort and and and ask them to RID YOU OF THIS EVIL! Truly. Buy lots of garlic, amulets and wear lots of purple. Throw a horseshoe over your right shoulder. I'll think of some more tactics for you to beat the curse later.

[Lindy]

Yes, you are.

Cry about it.

[NeoTifa]

>.> ermmm... i think you got some of those wrong. XD i eat enough garlic. im a garlic freak. i cant eat anything w/out garlic. id put it in cereal if i could XD. i think my breath should be enough :P but i didnt have any at band camp. THATS THE REASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[faster skating penguin]

Make a deal with Satan to break the bad luck.

[NeoTifa]

yea, and end up like doktor faustus? (oh, wait that was mephistopholes (SP?))

well, maybe the superstition stuff might work, but no garuntees i guess. :\

and im not really crying about it. im just asking for an opinion.

[Resha]

See? It's always the garlic. Now try the horseshoe. This one really works. Oh, and did you meet any black cats? Cross it's path back. Walked under a ladder? Walk back under. It reverses it. Shattered a mirror? :( Wait 13 years, I guess.

Or yeah, you could do what fsp said and cut a deal with the devil. ;)