make-a-story

[lulusgirl]

Aaaaand here it is ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

I told everyone that there would be another make-a-story and here it is. There are only two easy rules:

1.)You CANNOT change the story once it begins ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
and
2.)You can't add yourself as a character




(Camara shows Zanarkind)
Yuna- This was a nice honeymoon Tidus.
Tidus- Yeah it was ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Yuna- What time is it? We promised to meet everyone in the Calm Lands at 6:00.
Tidus- Aaaaah, do we HAVE to go?
Yuna- What wouldn't you want to see our friends? Videna will be playing with Trouble and you know how cute it is to see them playing togeather.
Tidus- It IS pretty cute.

*Cut to Calm Lands*

Lulu- It was nice seeing us all togeather again.
Rikku- Lulu, do you have to go now? Yuna and Tidus just got here.
Lulu- You know we have to be in Besaid for the party.
Yuna- Ok, i'll see you later.
Clasko- HELP HELP ! ! ! ! ! WERE BEING ATTACKED ! ! ! ! ! !
Everyone- WHAT????????????
*They see a giant ogre tearing up the ground*
Rikku- What do we do???? WHAT DO WE DO???? WHAT DO WE DO????


Have fun you guys.

[boys from the dwarf]

Aaaaand here it is ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

I told everyone that there would be another make-a-story and here it is. There are only two easy rules:

1.)You CANNOT change the story once it begins ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
and
2.)You can't add yourself as a character




(Camara shows Zanarkind)
Yuna- This was a nice honeymoon Tidus.
Tidus- Yeah it was ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Yuna- What time is it? We promised to meet everyone in the Calm Lands at 6:00.
Tidus- Aaaaah, do we HAVE to go?
Yuna- What wouldn't you want to see our friends? Videna will be playing with Trouble and you know how cute it is to see them playing togeather.
Tidus- It IS pretty cute.

*Cut to Calm Lands*

Lulu- It was nice seeing us all togeather again.
Rikku- Lulu, do you have to go now? Yuna and Tidus just got here.
Lulu- You know we have to be in Besaid for the party.
Yuna- Ok, i'll see you later.
Clasko- HELP HELP ! ! ! ! ! WERE BEING ATTACKED ! ! ! ! ! !
Everyone- WHAT????????????
*They see a giant ogre tearing up the ground*
Rikku- What do we do???? WHAT DO WE DO???? WHAT DO WE DO????


Have fun you guys.
tidus:ahh crap.cant we just go back to that nice double bed in zanarkand.
yuna:start taking this seriously weve got a battle."slaps tidus"
tidus:well im not gonna be sharin a bed with you in a hurry!
wakka:hey you two get a room!!
auron:hey you three!the fights all over now.you were talking so long that i cut the head before you joined.i wouldve waited for you but the ogre wouldve killed me by then.damn turn based batlles!
rikku:aww i missed the fight.
tidus:not like youd of joined in anyway you were screamin your head off shouting What do we do???? WHAT DO WE DO???? WHAT DO WE DO????
rikku:"groans"
they all go to the besaid party.

[GAPplaya]

Aaaaand here it is ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

I told everyone that there would be another make-a-story and here it is. There are only two easy rules:

1.)You CANNOT change the story once it begins ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
and
2.)You can't add yourself as a character




(Camara shows Zanarkind)
Yuna- This was a nice honeymoon Tidus.
Tidus- Yeah it was ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Yuna- What time is it? We promised to meet everyone in the Calm Lands at 6:00.
Tidus- Aaaaah, do we HAVE to go?
Yuna- What wouldn't you want to see our friends? Videna will be playing with Trouble and you know how cute it is to see them playing togeather.
Tidus- It IS pretty cute.

*Cut to Calm Lands*

Lulu- It was nice seeing us all togeather again.
Rikku- Lulu, do you have to go now? Yuna and Tidus just got here.
Lulu- You know we have to be in Besaid for the party.
Yuna- Ok, i'll see you later.
Clasko- HELP HELP ! ! ! ! ! WERE BEING ATTACKED ! ! ! ! ! !
Everyone- WHAT????????????
*They see a giant ogre tearing up the ground*
Rikku- What do we do???? WHAT DO WE DO???? WHAT DO WE DO????


Have fun you guys.
tidus:ahh crap.cant we just go back to that nice double bed in zanarkand.
yuna:start taking this seriously weve got a battle."slaps tidus"
tidus:well im not gonna be sharin a bed with you in a hurry!
wakka:hey you two get a room!!
auron:hey you three!the fights all over now.you were talking so long that i cut the head before you joined.i wouldve waited for you but the ogre wouldve killed me by then.damn turn based batlles!
rikku:aww i missed the fight.
tidus:not like youd of joined in anyway you were screamin your head off shouting What do we do???? WHAT DO WE DO???? WHAT DO WE DO????
rikku:"groans"
they all go to the besaid party.

Tidus:PARTAY!!! Hey Yuna, wanna come back to my place have a little "fun"?
Yuna:*slaps Tidus* EWWWWWWWWWW GROSS!!!! YOU PERVERT!!!!!!! I am sueing you for sexual harrassment in the workplace!!!!
Tidus:I understand the law suit but in the workplace??? What Workplace?! O my gawd Yuna! UR INSANE IN THE BRAIN!!! AAAAA...
Wakka:*interups Tidus* Whats all the yelling for ya?
Tidus:*knocks out Wakka* Can I finish now? Thank you! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Yuna:*Slaps Tidus* I'll see you in court next month.
in court.........

Thats all I got so far. Someone can finish or continue the story. I like doing funny little skits like this. I put my funniest stuff on written format. on paper or on forums (such as this).

[boys from the dwarf]

Aaaaand here it is ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

I told everyone that there would be another make-a-story and here it is. There are only two easy rules:

1.)You CANNOT change the story once it begins ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
and
2.)You can't add yourself as a character




(Camara shows Zanarkind)
Yuna- This was a nice honeymoon Tidus.
Tidus- Yeah it was ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Yuna- What time is it? We promised to meet everyone in the Calm Lands at 6:00.
Tidus- Aaaaah, do we HAVE to go?
Yuna- What wouldn't you want to see our friends? Videna will be playing with Trouble and you know how cute it is to see them playing togeather.
Tidus- It IS pretty cute.

*Cut to Calm Lands*

Lulu- It was nice seeing us all togeather again.
Rikku- Lulu, do you have to go now? Yuna and Tidus just got here.
Lulu- You know we have to be in Besaid for the party.
Yuna- Ok, i'll see you later.
Clasko- HELP HELP ! ! ! ! ! WERE BEING ATTACKED ! ! ! ! ! !
Everyone- WHAT????????????
*They see a giant ogre tearing up the ground*
Rikku- What do we do???? WHAT DO WE DO???? WHAT DO WE DO????


Have fun you guys.
tidus:ahh crap.cant we just go back to that nice double bed in zanarkand.
yuna:start taking this seriously weve got a battle."slaps tidus"
tidus:well im not gonna be sharin a bed with you in a hurry!
wakka:hey you two get a room!!
auron:hey you three!the fights all over now.you were talking so long that i cut the head before you joined.i wouldve waited for you but the ogre wouldve killed me by then.damn turn based batlles!
rikku:aww i missed the fight.
tidus:not like youd of joined in anyway you were screamin your head off shouting What do we do???? WHAT DO WE DO???? WHAT DO WE DO????
rikku:"groans"
they all go to the besaid party.

Tidus:PARTAY!!! Hey Yuna, wanna come back to my place have a little "fun"?
Yuna:*slaps Tidus* EWWWWWWWWWW GROSS!!!! YOU PERVERT!!!!!!! I am sueing you for sexual harrassment in the workplace!!!!
Tidus:I understand the law suit but in the workplace??? What Workplace?! O my gawd Yuna! UR INSANE IN THE BRAIN!!! AAAAA...
Wakka:*interups Tidus* Whats all the yelling for ya?
Tidus:*knocks out Wakka* Can I finish now? Thank you! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Yuna:*Slaps Tidus* I'll see you in court next month.
in court.........

Thats all I got so far. Someone can finish or continue the story. I like doing funny little skits like this. I put my funniest stuff on written format. on paper or on forums (such as this).
tidus."who is blind drunk"i didnt do no smurfin pervin kay.scrwew whart nuya says.
yuna.its yuna.
tidus:whatever nuya.
judge:my god your drunk.
tidus:hay i didnt go drunkin no drunks!
judge:i find him innocent.it was a party that he got drunk at no wonder he did these things.im giving everyone legal permission to slap him a many times as u want as a punishment for the next month
one month and hundreds of slaps later.
yuna:you have got to stop drinking tidus.the only reason half of your cheeks skin has fell of is because weve had to.
rikku:and for the fun of it too!!!
tidus:shut up rikku.i blame you for this.
yuna:oh well.cure!
tidus heals
rikiku: hey whatcha do that for?
yuna:its not workin out tidus.
dumdumdum!!!what will happen next. will tidus and yuna break up?you choose!

[Fireblade13]

Aaaaand here it is ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

I told everyone that there would be another make-a-story and here it is. There are only two easy rules:

1.)You CANNOT change the story once it begins ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
and
2.)You can't add yourself as a character




(Camara shows Zanarkind)
Yuna- This was a nice honeymoon Tidus.
Tidus- Yeah it was ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Yuna- What time is it? We promised to meet everyone in the Calm Lands at 6:00.
Tidus- Aaaaah, do we HAVE to go?
Yuna- What wouldn't you want to see our friends? Videna will be playing with Trouble and you know how cute it is to see them playing togeather.
Tidus- It IS pretty cute.

*Cut to Calm Lands*

Lulu- It was nice seeing us all togeather again.
Rikku- Lulu, do you have to go now? Yuna and Tidus just got here.
Lulu- You know we have to be in Besaid for the party.
Yuna- Ok, i'll see you later.
Clasko- HELP HELP ! ! ! ! ! WERE BEING ATTACKED ! ! ! ! ! !
Everyone- WHAT????????????
*They see a giant ogre tearing up the ground*
Rikku- What do we do???? WHAT DO WE DO???? WHAT DO WE DO????


Have fun you guys.
tidus:ahh crap.cant we just go back to that nice double bed in zanarkand.
yuna:start taking this seriously weve got a battle."slaps tidus"
tidus:well im not gonna be sharin a bed with you in a hurry!
wakka:hey you two get a room!!
auron:hey you three!the fights all over now.you were talking so long that i cut the head before you joined.i wouldve waited for you but the ogre wouldve killed me by then.damn turn based batlles!
rikku:aww i missed the fight.
tidus:not like youd of joined in anyway you were screamin your head off shouting What do we do???? WHAT DO WE DO???? WHAT DO WE DO????
rikku:"groans"
they all go to the besaid party.

Tidus:PARTAY!!! Hey Yuna, wanna come back to my place have a little "fun"?
Yuna:*slaps Tidus* EWWWWWWWWWW GROSS!!!! YOU PERVERT!!!!!!! I am sueing you for sexual harrassment in the workplace!!!!
Tidus:I understand the law suit but in the workplace??? What Workplace?! O my gawd Yuna! UR INSANE IN THE BRAIN!!! AAAAA...
Wakka:*interups Tidus* Whats all the yelling for ya?
Tidus:*knocks out Wakka* Can I finish now? Thank you! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Yuna:*Slaps Tidus* I'll see you in court next month.
in court.........

Thats all I got so far. Someone can finish or continue the story. I like doing funny little skits like this. I put my funniest stuff on written format. on paper or on forums (such as this).
tidus."who is blind drunk"i didnt do no smurfin pervin kay.scrwew whart nuya says.
yuna.its yuna.
tidus:whatever nuya.
judge:my god your drunk.
tidus:hay i didnt go drunkin no drunks!
judge:i find him innocent.it was a party that he got drunk at no wonder he did these things.im giving everyone legal permission to slap him a many times as u want as a punishment for the next month
one month and hundreds of slaps later.
yuna:you have got to stop drinking tidus.the only reason half of your cheeks skin has fell of is because weve had to.
rikku:and for the fun of it too!!!
tidus:shut up rikku.i blame you for this.
yuna:oh well.cure!
tidus heals
rikiku: hey whatcha do that for?
yuna:its not workin out tidus.
dumdumdum!!!what will happen next. will tidus and yuna break up?you choose!
Tidus is in rehab
Tidus- Stupid Yuna too pushy I need space
Counseler-Today we will talk about why we started drinking. Auronyou first
Tidus- WTF!

[Tai-Ti]

Aaaaand here it is ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

I told everyone that there would be another make-a-story and here it is. There are only two easy rules:

1.)You CANNOT change the story once it begins ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
and
2.)You can't add yourself as a character




(Camara shows Zanarkind)
Yuna- This was a nice honeymoon Tidus.
Tidus- Yeah it was ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Yuna- What time is it? We promised to meet everyone in the Calm Lands at 6:00.
Tidus- Aaaaah, do we HAVE to go?
Yuna- What wouldn't you want to see our friends? Videna will be playing with Trouble and you know how cute it is to see them playing togeather.
Tidus- It IS pretty cute.

*Cut to Calm Lands*

Lulu- It was nice seeing us all togeather again.
Rikku- Lulu, do you have to go now? Yuna and Tidus just got here.
Lulu- You know we have to be in Besaid for the party.
Yuna- Ok, i'll see you later.
Clasko- HELP HELP ! ! ! ! ! WERE BEING ATTACKED ! ! ! ! ! !
Everyone- WHAT????????????
*They see a giant ogre tearing up the ground*
Rikku- What do we do???? WHAT DO WE DO???? WHAT DO WE DO????


Have fun you guys.
tidus:ahh crap.cant we just go back to that nice double bed in zanarkand.
yuna:start taking this seriously weve got a battle."slaps tidus"
tidus:well im not gonna be sharin a bed with you in a hurry!
wakka:hey you two get a room!!
auron:hey you three!the fights all over now.you were talking so long that i cut the head before you joined.i wouldve waited for you but the ogre wouldve killed me by then.damn turn based batlles!
rikku:aww i missed the fight.
tidus:not like youd of joined in anyway you were screamin your head off shouting What do we do???? WHAT DO WE DO???? WHAT DO WE DO????
rikku:"groans"
they all go to the besaid party.

Tidus:PARTAY!!! Hey Yuna, wanna come back to my place have a little "fun"?
Yuna:*slaps Tidus* EWWWWWWWWWW GROSS!!!! YOU PERVERT!!!!!!! I am sueing you for sexual harrassment in the workplace!!!!
Tidus:I understand the law suit but in the workplace??? What Workplace?! O my gawd Yuna! UR INSANE IN THE BRAIN!!! AAAAA...
Wakka:*interups Tidus* Whats all the yelling for ya?
Tidus:*knocks out Wakka* Can I finish now? Thank you! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Yuna:*Slaps Tidus* I'll see you in court next month.
in court.........

Thats all I got so far. Someone can finish or continue the story. I like doing funny little skits like this. I put my funniest stuff on written format. on paper or on forums (such as this).
tidus."who is blind drunk"i didnt do no smurfin pervin kay.scrwew whart nuya says.
yuna.its yuna.
tidus:whatever nuya.
judge:my god your drunk.
tidus:hay i didnt go drunkin no drunks!
judge:i find him innocent.it was a party that he got drunk at no wonder he did these things.im giving everyone legal permission to slap him a many times as u want as a punishment for the next month
one month and hundreds of slaps later.
yuna:you have got to stop drinking tidus.the only reason half of your cheeks skin has fell of is because weve had to.
rikku:and for the fun of it too!!!
tidus:shut up rikku.i blame you for this.
yuna:oh well.cure!
tidus heals
rikiku: hey whatcha do that for?
yuna:its not workin out tidus.
dumdumdum!!!what will happen next. will tidus and yuna break up?you choose!

Tidus: Wats not workin out? Things r workin out, im the working-est out guy that ever worked out!
Yuna: I mean, this punishment, has obviously not left ne impression on you what so ever, i cured you, so you would gain the feeling in your face again, so we can use sumfink more severe...hmmm.... HEY! I know, let s force him to listen to one of Meachen's extra long stories, something i know u'd never enjoy!
Rikku: Right on!
Tidus:NOOOOOO!!!
*Meachen arrives at the sound of his name*
Meachen: well, your really asking 2 questions there, the first reminds me of the legend of that piece of toast i had in 1934.......
*everyone ties Tidus to a chair and forces his eyelids open to stay awake while listening to Meachen's life story, the rest of them go inside and have tea*
Yuna:It may not be like me, but i do truely enjoy watching others suffer.
Rikku:I guess Tidus can just be our punching bag for a while
Yuna: and i have just the thing to make him suffer next!

Tell me wat it is :p

[boys from the dwarf]

Aaaaand here it is ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

I told everyone that there would be another make-a-story and here it is. There are only two easy rules:

1.)You CANNOT change the story once it begins ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
and
2.)You can't add yourself as a character




(Camara shows Zanarkind)
Yuna- This was a nice honeymoon Tidus.
Tidus- Yeah it was ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Yuna- What time is it? We promised to meet everyone in the Calm Lands at 6:00.
Tidus- Aaaaah, do we HAVE to go?
Yuna- What wouldn't you want to see our friends? Videna will be playing with Trouble and you know how cute it is to see them playing togeather.
Tidus- It IS pretty cute.

*Cut to Calm Lands*

Lulu- It was nice seeing us all togeather again.
Rikku- Lulu, do you have to go now? Yuna and Tidus just got here.
Lulu- You know we have to be in Besaid for the party.
Yuna- Ok, i'll see you later.
Clasko- HELP HELP ! ! ! ! ! WERE BEING ATTACKED ! ! ! ! ! !
Everyone- WHAT????????????
*They see a giant ogre tearing up the ground*
Rikku- What do we do???? WHAT DO WE DO???? WHAT DO WE DO????


Have fun you guys.
tidus:ahh crap.cant we just go back to that nice double bed in zanarkand.
yuna:start taking this seriously weve got a battle."slaps tidus"
tidus:well im not gonna be sharin a bed with you in a hurry!
wakka:hey you two get a room!!
auron:hey you three!the fights all over now.you were talking so long that i cut the head before you joined.i wouldve waited for you but the ogre wouldve killed me by then.damn turn based batlles!
rikku:aww i missed the fight.
tidus:not like youd of joined in anyway you were screamin your head off shouting What do we do???? WHAT DO WE DO???? WHAT DO WE DO????
rikku:"groans"
they all go to the besaid party.

Tidus:PARTAY!!! Hey Yuna, wanna come back to my place have a little "fun"?
Yuna:*slaps Tidus* EWWWWWWWWWW GROSS!!!! YOU PERVERT!!!!!!! I am sueing you for sexual harrassment in the workplace!!!!
Tidus:I understand the law suit but in the workplace??? What Workplace?! O my gawd Yuna! UR INSANE IN THE BRAIN!!! AAAAA...
Wakka:*interups Tidus* Whats all the yelling for ya?
Tidus:*knocks out Wakka* Can I finish now? Thank you! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Yuna:*Slaps Tidus* I'll see you in court next month.
in court.........

Thats all I got so far. Someone can finish or continue the story. I like doing funny little skits like this. I put my funniest stuff on written format. on paper or on forums (such as this).
tidus."who is blind drunk"i didnt do no smurfin pervin kay.scrwew whart nuya says.
yuna.its yuna.
tidus:whatever nuya.
judge:my god your drunk.
tidus:hay i didnt go drunkin no drunks!
judge:i find him innocent.it was a party that he got drunk at no wonder he did these things.im giving everyone legal permission to slap him a many times as u want as a punishment for the next month
one month and hundreds of slaps later.
yuna:you have got to stop drinking tidus.the only reason half of your cheeks skin has fell of is because weve had to.
rikku:and for the fun of it too!!!
tidus:shut up rikku.i blame you for this.
yuna:oh well.cure!
tidus heals
rikiku: hey whatcha do that for?
yuna:its not workin out tidus.
dumdumdum!!!what will happen next. will tidus and yuna break up?you choose!

Tidus: Wats not workin out? Things r workin out, im the working-est out guy that ever worked out!
Yuna: I mean, this punishment, has obviously not left ne impression on you what so ever, i cured you, so you would gain the feeling in your face again, so we can use sumfink more severe...hmmm.... HEY! I know, let s force him to listen to one of Meachen's extra long stories, something i know u'd never enjoy!
Rikku: Right on!
Tidus:NOOOOOO!!!
*Meachen arrives at the sound of his name*
Meachen: well, your really asking 2 questions there, the first reminds me of the legend of that piece of toast i had in 1934.......
*everyone ties Tidus to a chair and forces his eyelids open to stay awake while listening to Meachen's life story, the rest of them go inside and have tea*
Yuna:It may not be like me, but i do truely enjoy watching others suffer.
Rikku:I guess Tidus can just be our punching bag for a while
Yuna: and i have just the thing to make him suffer next!

Tell me wat it is :p
wakka:hey!torturing tidus is evil...unless you let me join in!
rikku:nice one pudgy!
wakka:"walks of upset."
yuna:i know lets take tidus to the cinema.
rikku:hey! thats a good thing.
yuna:but were going to force him to sit through the film "maechen the musical."
rikku:ooh!thats harsh.hey yunie.you two are gonna get back together after the film now that youll be even.
yuna: is suppose ill forgive him after.
tidus:ohhh crap.kill me now.
after the film
yuna:so tidus.now that were even...
tidus:EVEN!?!?!
yuna:okay so we weny over the top a little.
tidus:a little?A SMURFING LITTLE?!?!?
yuna:okay but what im trying to say is we should go back together
and forget about this.
to be continued.do tidus and yuna get back together or is yuna beyond forgiveness for tidus.you choose.(if there back together again continue the story but make it about not only tidus and yuna.

[Fireblade13]

Tidus- You saved me just to torture me!
Yuna- That and all the Gil I learned.
Lulu-Ultima
Tidus- Too bad she never got any magic power
Yuna- Changes to berserker
Tidus- Laughs at Yuna
Rikku, Paine, Kimarhi, Shuyin, Lenne, Shinra, Wakka, Lulu, and random final fantasy charechters join in
Yuna- OMG! Cloud I love you!
Yuna and Cloud kiss

[lulusgirl]

Tidus- You saved me just to torture me!
Yuna- That and all the Gil I learned.
Lulu-Ultima
Tidus- Too bad she never got any magic power
Yuna- Changes to berserker
Tidus- Laughs at Yuna
Rikku, Paine, Kimarhi, Shuyin, Lenne, Shinra, Wakka, Lulu, and random final fantasy charechters join in
Yuna- OMG! Cloud I love you!
Yuna and CLOUD kiss

......CLOUD isn't in FFX-2

[Lover of Kh]

This story makes no sense, but it's funny! :lol:

[Tai-Ti]

Tidus- You saved me just to torture me!
Yuna- That and all the Gil I learned.
Lulu-Ultima
Tidus- Too bad she never got any magic power
Yuna- Changes to berserker
Tidus- Laughs at Yuna
Rikku, Paine, Kimarhi, Shuyin, Lenne, Shinra, Wakka, Lulu, and random final fantasy charechters join in
Yuna- OMG! Cloud I love you!
Yuna and Cloud kiss

*Shinra laughs while others stare in shock horror at the scene of Yuna n CLoud*
Shinra- HA! Fooled u all! I used special holographic sphere waves to emulate images of people of other provences and how they would intereact with the lifeforms and environment of our world!
*the hologram disserpears, and the real Yuna comes out from behind a bush*
Yuna- knew ud enjoy that!
Kimarhi- Kimahri thinks, over past years, Yuna has become easy skank.
Rikku- well, i think that "Yuna should just stay Yuna"
Paine- if u like a free lunch....
All males on set- Witch we do, VERY VERY MUCH!
*lenne slaps Shuyin, Lulu slaps wakka, Tidus laughs*
Tidus- haha, i get a hoe-bag and u all have to put up with decent spouses!
Yuna- Im happy wit the way i am, i ant a goody-goody no more, and if u guys dont like it THEN NEAH TO U TOO!
Tidus- Thats the spirt! Be trampy, and b happy!
Wakka- hes got a point ya? You grls dont dress trampy enuff! Except Rikku, she passes
*all females, except yuna, give all the guys angered looks*

so how will the females react to the guys new idolisation of Yuna?

[lulusgirl]

this is gross.

[Tai-Ti]

Dessparado's need an outlet hun, and making up strange/pathetic/peverted/un-logical/stupid stories that dont make sense about our fave/lest fave characters, is an outlet, it can even b enjoyable, im not one to enjoy READING it, but tis fun to wright! :D

[Dotard]

As punishment of the men's stupidity....all the women get together and leave on a "pilgramage"...a.k.a. vacation...leaving the incapable men to die .....days later....
Tidus:Ohhh....im so wasted.....
Auron:I know..hey lets play red light-green light!
Tidus:Yeah!!!!w00t!
Auron:ok you first..run that way...towards the middle of that open field....
Tidus:weeeeee!!!!
Auron:green light!
*chocobo comes running full speed*
Auron:Red light!....
In his drunken staggering and beer goggles tidus does not see the charging chocobo coming straight at him....
*BOOM*

[Tai-Ti]

*Chocobo screaches and runs off, Tidus lies unconcious on the ground*
Wakka: whoa...that looked like fun!
Auron: give it a go then.
*one by one, all the men have head on crashes with Chocobo's, But Kimahri is still standing when the girls return back from their vacation*
Rikku: who- wha- Kimahri? Whats with all this then?
*waves a hand over the row of still male bodies*
Kimahri:....dead?
Paine: Dead?
Lulu: All dead? We've only been gone 2 days!
Kimahri: Alcohol + Idiots = dead
Yuna:you sure they r dead? not passed out or what?
Paine: kick em all in the nuts, even in a state of such, ne live man would react to that, i should no.
Rikku: oooo, me first!
*girls go round and start to kick all guys in the nuts*

do the guys wake up, or do the girls declare them dead?

[Yew-Yevon]

:cry:I sinserist apologies but in the last story, Auron was sent to the farplain by Yuna.....we might have to change a bit......sorry

[* White Aeris *]

:cry:I sinserist apologies but in the last story, Auron was sent to the farplain by Yuna.....we might have to change a bit......sorry
who cares? just let them have fun!!!! it's funny to read!

[Dotard]

Rikku gives Tidus a swift kick in the nuts.....and he promptly emties his stomach onto her feet..
Rikku:eeewwww!!!!
Tidus:whew..thanks i almost went out like jimmy hendrix..
crowd:oooohhhhh....wait...who's jimmy hendrix....*everyone shrugs*
then all the other girls prompylt wake up the other guys.....
except for auron....his blood alchohol level finally caught up to him.....
what happens next?

[Tai-Ti]

Rikku: looks like you guys had a serious male-fest of a weekend while we were gone then
*Wipes the contents of Tidus's stomach on the grass*
Yuna: yeah, and i wouldn't mind giving it a go, looks like fun!
Paine: a guys night...for girls?
Lulu: dosen't sound to bad acctually.
Wakka: Well, i wouldn't mind watching that, would be entertaining, a bunch of girls out on the piss.
*Wakka n Tidus Hi5*
Rikku: You all wait n see! I bet we can hold down twice as much as you guys did!
Wakka: ok then, ur on! We chalange u to a drink off! Im pritty sure Auron has a large stock of liquor under his bed.

how dose the "drink off" turn out?

[Lover of Kh]

Lol! :lol: :hahaha: :laugh: SO FUNNY!!!!! :D

[Tai-Ti]

copy-n-paste the story into notepad or sumfink, and read it on call then, i just think tis funny that it had NO story line, NO direct plot, and is just so random in every way.

[Yew-Yevon]

*sigh* ya, I thought that we would continue from the last one.

[Lover of Kh]

I thought so too..... :cry: Lu, I thought u were going to use the fiends people ask if u could use in the story! :cry:

[Shadowdeathrose]

yuna: i don't no u guys im not a person to drink
rikku: well *whispers quietly to tidus* tell her smurf off than she's your wife
auron: now this is the time to choose walk off and be by ya self or drink and pass out with all ya freinds! now is the time to shape your stories! your fate it in your hands!
wakka: yah wat i think he said
lulu: "sigh" wakka i hope our son turns out more like me and less like you. we will start this drink off soon! got that no wimps or jellyfish aloud
tidus: "yeh soon. like tommorow soon. i bet!"


how does the story carry on u decide

[Fireblade13]

Later that day
Rikku- One dozen! Now I have to drink twice as many as Brother to win how much gil
Brother- *Checks Pocket* Ten
Rikku- *Drunk* Riigghht!
yuna- *Passed out at 2 drinks*
Tidus- * steals from yuna*
Lulu- *Guzzling them down 5 at a time while wakka is stunned*
Wakka- hey Ya cheatin yeah given your doll some
Lulu- Just because my cait sith can drink just as much as you and your blitz ball can't doesn't matter. Remember our bet 10 gil per glass.
Wakka- You've drinken 10,000 drinks who has gillionare
Tidus- Yu guys still do that *does naughty things to Yuna*
Lulu- No Wakka's just an Ideot and is out of touch.
What will become of Yuna Write on! Fight the "Man" Who wants it to be a normal story that follows te plot.

[Yew-Yevon]

this is not funny.....Im sorry but its not :cry: :mad: :mad2:

[brother's bigger brother]

man you people have one hell of a good story goin on

[Shadowdeathrose]

thats cuase we like ff and no wat ta rite

[Pouring Rain]

OMG this is hilarious! Keep on doing what you doing!

[Shadowdeathrose]

10 minutes later.........

tidus: why you tieing me up!
rikku: cuase yer a nuaghty boy
*tidus trys to kick rikku but misses and hits auron*
auron: "now this is it now is the time to choose die because u dnt hurt tidus or live with your sorrow cuase you dint!now is the time to break tidus's bones!your fate is in your hands"


waqt happends to tidus in end you decide!

[Yew-Yevon]

Ok.... Im realy crying now :cry:

I thought this was going to be a continue from the last.

[Lover of Kh]

There's no monsters in this one! Expect monsters in the remake I'm going to make! :D Lulusgirl consider it a B-day present! :D

[lulusgirl]

ok.
and Yu-Yevon, i TRIED to have monsters in it but no one would continue the battle

[Tai-Ti]

Auron: your gunna die tidus!
*Auron squeezes into Yuna's tramer dress*
Auron: haha! Now i control this dog thing, adn he will take care of you! There are sum extra drinks over here with my name on em!
*Tidus, still tied to the wall, is attacked. Auron walkes through the sea of passed out party members, and see's that a group of fiends, including a snow flan, dingo and Cactar were drinking all the alcohol, Auron gets angry.*
Auron: NOOO! Get away!
*Auron draws sword, Rikku see's the situation and rushes over clumsly*
Rikku: This ant good
*Fiends turn on Rikku and Auron*

how will the battle go? Especially seeing as how RIkku and Auron are under the influence of alcohol?

[Fireblade13]

Auron-Miss
Cactuar-laughs and shoots spines at every one
Rikku- falls over and is missed
Rikku-"Owie"
cactuar dies of laughter
Tidus uses the dog as a shield from the spikes takes one breaks loose and starts squeezing quactuar
Rikku- "Whaduin?"
Tidus -"Quactuars hold there fluid I want beer!"

[lulusgirl]

is this legal???????????????

[Dotard]

Not in Canada! :D

[ILoveTheYellowChicken]

I LOVE MAKING FAKE STORYS!!!! :D JUST READ MY SIGNATURE!!!! :D

[Tai-Ti]

fake stories r fun 2 rite, not always the best 2 read but, ILoveTheYellowChicken, ur story-thigys r funny :D

[Shadowdeathrose]

i love ilovetheyellowchickens ffx-2 story thats well funny should b a film

[iluvtetsuya]

interestingly odd. its keeping my attention though

[Fireblade13]

The poor quactuar he was un mercifully nutured that day

[lulusgirl]

ilovetheyellowchickens's storys are HALARIOUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[One_WinGed_d3mon]

Auron: your gunna die tidus!
*Auron squeezes into Yuna's tramer dress*
Auron: haha! Now i control this dog thing, adn he will take care of you! There are sum extra drinks over here with my name on em!
*Tidus, still tied to the wall, is attacked. Auron walkes through the sea of passed out party members, and see's that a group of fiends, including a snow flan, dingo and Cactar were drinking all the alcohol, Auron gets angry.*
Auron: NOOO! Get away!
*Auron draws sword, Rikku see's the situation and rushes over clumsly*
Rikku: This ant good
*Fiends turn on Rikku and Auron*

how will the battle go? Especially seeing as how RIkku and Auron are under the influence of alcohol?

Auron and Rikku fuses together forming AURIKKU showing a form of deadly energy that surrounds them, but the fiend uses tail whip, AuRikku fly towards the wall and died .. K.O
Because of this Tidus got so mad of the fiend for killing AuRikku, turns into super saiyan mode rip the ropes apart that tied him up but it was too late, the fiend did a jab and whispered *zuruzuruzuru*(translation 'merry christmas'). killed tidus in an instant *gahhh*
Wakka upon seeing his friends killed in front of his uses his ultimate limit break through his blitzball and said "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" in a angry tone, while anger mode was on he MISSED. hit a tree bounce back and hit wakka.. K.O wakka died.
LuLu race up to wakka but triped over a rock on the ground fell into a puddle of dog/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif and DIED of no oxygen. K.O, Yuna couldnt face her friends and lovers death summoned BaHaMut to kill that one FIEND, but whats this the summoned monster malfunction and killed everything in its path EVEN YUNA. OH NO she died......................... T-T
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..
TIDUS WOKE UP
*phew it was all a dream*
HE WOKE UP BACK IN HIS PREHISTORIC 1000 years of ZANAKAND, realising he was DREAMING OF FFX-FFX2... so Tidus went to SLEEP again, 5 sec later he opened his eyes realising he was on top of midgar ruin saw Sephiroth and Cloud fighting their final battle, the weird thing is he can hear the song 'one wing angel' in play. He called up and said 'YO' Cloud turned to see who said it, upon facing tidus, sephiroth stab cloud, Cloud quikly use his blood dat bleeds out of his mouth spit it on sephiroth eyes, making his blind for 2 secs screaming 'CHEATER, ohh god MY EYES iT BURNS !!!" sephiroth then slash cloud and cloud DIED. Sephiroth turned over to Tidus who was angry. quickly grab Clouds sword and fight sephiroth, after 5 mins of tremendous battle sephiroth got defeated because tidus threw salt in his eyes. after THE BATTLE WAS WON he met up with Tifa and said
"CLOUD!! u changed"
tidus goes replys "WHY yes i DID, Yes i did ... err"
"u forgot me already?tifa"
"yeah i was about to get to that but u interupted me .. TIFA"
"btw i dont like the name cloud anymore from today. .. i will be known as .. TIDUS!!"
and added
"OH BTW i admire your boobs"
"ty Cloud. i mean tidus"
*they kissed, have sex, several years later Tidus has aids and died....
WOKE UP.. HIS BACK AT ZANAKAND... realising he was SLEEPING FOR only 10 mins since the last time he was AWAKE ..
THE END THREAD CLOSE
THE END...
THREAD CLOSE

[deathtrooper]

Yuna: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
rikku: wha-who-where? what wrong?
yuna: i had the dream again......
paine: oh man......
rikku: tidus, and cloud, and sep?
paine: and that weird thread close sign?
yuna: yeah.........
rikku: try and get some sleep befo....
Brother: WAHHHOOOOO, IM AWAKE!!!! :>
Paine: aww man........
(later...)
rikku: so why did brother send us to omacron persiai 8?
paine: to deliver 10 human kidneys? 3 still on the human?
yuna: he had the futurama dream....
rikku: good thing this is a story or our heads would explode!
yuna: huh?
paine: your not supposed to know that!
rikku: POOPY!
(GRIND......)
yuna: what was that?
rikku: let us all go in a group and see what it was...
paine:.....why a group?
Yuna: are you thick or what?
rikku: im not stupid, i just know the plot!


rikku: now, we will see what evil is behind our door....
(opens door)
squall: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
yuna: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
rikku: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
paine:..........
rikku:..........
paine: oh is it my turn? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

what is squall doing in the basement?
what will we do about it?
why am i still talking?
find out next in......
FFBALL Z!!!!!!!!

[lulusgirl]

i thought this was a ffx-2 thread.

[Lover of Kh]

LOL! Me too! :)