Useless Inventions

[Little Miss Awesome]

Apart from this thread, what do you find to be very useless inventions? I'll get back to you on this one, because all I can think of at the minute is drink coasters!

[Chris]

Sporks... SERIOUSLY! Who ever uses one?? >:O

[Zeldy]

*Thinks*GYM KNICKERS!

[Rye]

Leg warmers.

[radyk05]

what is a spork?

[Chris]

what is a spork?
http://www.royalmultimedia.com/Spork%20(history)%20copy.jpg
*Clicks on picture*

... nothing happens. ALL LIES!

:cry:

[Hawkeye]

Sport bras.

Freefalling is much more comfortable

[Erdrick Holmes]

Ubi Soft's games

[gokufusionss1]

sonar, WE HAVE RADAR!!!

[radyk05]

wow, a spork really IS useless. leg warmers, on the other hand, are usefull when cycling on cold weather and i guess it helps dancers warm up quickly.

[UWAOOOOU]

Paper weights. I mean some of them look really nice but that doesnt change the fact that theyre used for putting weight on paper.
Ubi Soft's gamesThe Grandia games were brilliant.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Weapons of mass destruction. Humans are only learning how to kill each other faster, and more efficiently...

[Rye]

Weapons of mass destruction. Humans are only learning how to kill each other faster, and more efficiently...

Yeah, who needs something that's billions of dollars and that will blow the world up 6 times over?

[Meat Puppet]

everything after the wheel

[Blackmageboi]

camoflage for stick insects and colour radios

[Kamiko]

Umm.... *_*
The Matrix

[Little Miss Awesome]

The Dreamcast :D

[Shoden]

Internet explorer or Netscape

[Erdrick Holmes]

The Dreamcast :D

:mad2:

[Little Miss Awesome]

The Dreamcast :D

:mad2:

:eek: I have the feeling I've offended you :( :cry:

[Tama2]

The Dreamcast :D

:mad2:

:eek: I have the feeling I've offended you :( :cry:

It was pretty useless. lol

[Shauna]

Ubi Soft's gamesThe Grandia games were brilliant.

Yea, the Grandia games are good... If you couldn't tell from my sig... That I liked them... -_-;

Hmm... I have to agree with the weapons of mass destruction... xD :D

[Karl]

whats grandia (dont say a game from ubisoft) i bet everyone will say that now

[GooeyToast]

Chairs with a toilet built in to the seat. :cool:



~Keep it gooey~

[Shoden]

thats a homer simpson invention

[GooeyToast]

Then it has to be useless, right?



~Keep it gooey~

[Shoden]

exactly oh and the makeup shotgun goes too

[smittenkitten]

I don't know hmm...let me think i know Psychoatics yush that was the stupidest invetion and Computers *cough* :D ...x....

[Erdrick Holmes]

Grandia wasn't MADE by Ubisoft, they were pubished by them I forgot what company made Grandia.

As for the Dreamcast, its the best console ever made. Not only does it have a nice unique collection of fighters and RPGs, it can emulate almost anything. And I mean ANYTHING. Plus it's got better sound quality than a PS2.

[Peegee]

Asian pride?

*points to attach*

[edczxcvbnm]

A used condom

[Polnareff]

Grandia wasn't MADE by Ubisoft, they were pubished by them I forgot what company made Grandia.

As for the Dreamcast, its the best console ever made. Not only does it have a nice unique collection of fighters and RPGs, it can emulate almost anything. And I mean ANYTHING. Plus it's got better sound quality than a PS2.

Game Arts made it, and I agree about the Dreamcast. If it wasn't for the DC, there'd probably be no online gaming on consoles. Plus, the system has the best lineup of fighters and shooters I've ever seen.

As for useless inventions, almost all inventions have some sort of use, even if it's just a small one. Drink coasters keep water rings from being formed on the table, which keeps the table from having a permanent mark on it. May not sound like the best of uses, but oh well.

But if you meant it in a sense like, not useful to YOU, then in that case, for me, it would be a TV antenna, since the reception sucks in my area.

[Pheesh]

"my, what a nice desk. It would be a shame if someone....oh, i don't know.....DIDN'T USE A COASTER!"

never say homer simpson is stupid again.

Peace out and :rock:
EE

[CloudSquallandZidane]

Hamburger Earmuffs

[GooeyToast]

Pet Rock



~Keep it gooey~

[°¿°¿°]

hmm the most useless invention not shure but the most useless game is ephemeral fantasia to ps2 i mean that game is confusing i havent even been able to get 1 char sides main guy

[ThroneofDravaris]

Do-it-yourself abortion kit (http://www.lifesite.net/ldn/1998/sep/98090303.html)

If there is one thing you SHOULDN'T attempt by yourself...

[Mercen-X]

Drink coasters are good for flinging at people.

Sporks . . . bear an ill design.

Never heard of gym knickers (never heard of gym pants neither).

Legwarmers . . . could be used as scrunchies . . . which are good for flinging at people.

Sports bras . . . those topless mothers in Africa and such-forth are all nice in their natural glory . . . but I’d freak out if every girl in America suddenly stopped wearing bras and began to develop long sagging breasts as a result. *shudders*

Ubisoft. Didn’t they make Prince of Persia? Prince rocks.

Sonar is used in the water. Radar is used on land.

Paper weights can be instant death. I’d prefer not to have one lying around my humble abode.

Weapons of mass destruction are useful for getting rid of those pesky terrorists . . . and all other existence.

The first wheel wasn’t actually useful.

The first Matrix was alright; the sequels sucked.

I never bought the Dreamcast, the controllers were way too bulky for my dainty hands.

Netscape is my homepage. IE is my browser.

Any sort of pride is useless in the face of death.


A used condomDefinitely not something you would want to use.

A TV antenna can be used to scourge the demon’s of the night.

Hamburgers are warm . . . therefore, they’d keep your ears warm. Not only that, it’d have an enjoyable smell. Mmm, burgers.

“Shut up or I’ll sick my pet rock on you!” *throws*

Ephemeral Fantasia is a game I wish I would have bought. I can’t find it anywhere, DAMNIT!

Throne . . . good one.

[DMKA]

Internet explorer or Netscape
And may I ask what you used to download your beloved preacious little Firefox browser? Yeah thats what I smurfing thought. Oh wait...that would make Firefox useless too! Even MORE useless! I agree!

Seriously...think about what you're bashing before bashing it and making an idiot out of yourself.

[Shoden]

i used mirc actually IE is so rigged i only use it for hotmail


i have a irc web browsing program



also compressing the exe file and sending it works

[Little Miss Awesome]

"my, what a nice desk. It would be a shame if someone....oh, i don't know.....DIDN'T USE A COASTER!"

never say homer simpson is stupid again.

Peace out and :rock:
EE
I never said coasters are useless! There was one sitting next to me and it's all I could think of, I have no beef with coasters, I have a flower shaped one :love:
I'm sorry for the DC statement I made everyone :(

[Devourment]

Sony.

Nah, seriously.. A useless invention...

Hmm... Handheld games machines like Gameboy, DS, PSP & the like. I just can't be doing with staring at a small screen all the time.

[Shauna]

i used mirc actually IE is so rigged i only use it for hotmail


i have a irc web browsing program



also compressing the exe file and sending it works

But, you would need IE to download IRC. And, to download MSN and such so you could be sent the file. :)

[Shoden]

my computer had msn on it from the start and i had an msn account for a long time i used mozilla before IE and mIRC before firefox

plus i got sent irc aswell

[Bomber]

Hmm...Useless inventions...?

Screen-doors on submarines.

Solar-powered flashlights.

Edible underwear.

That's all I can think of at the moment...

[Shoden]

plastic underpants

[silverpigeon97]

what about an umbrella stand. Who would actually use that? Who actually has one?

[Drift]

clothes!

[Shoden]

GTA VC quote flashback



Maurice: It's a difficult question, Jan. A very difficult question.
Is it right to lie?

Barry: Clothes are a lie, Maurice!

Maurice: No, Barry. Clothes are a way of keeping warm and not getting
arrested.

Barry: No policeman has ever hit me with his truncheon-

Richards: I'd like to hit you back to Hell, you sicko! You're filth!
Human form of vermin! A blight on a fine society of picket fences and
garden parties, and everyone coming three times a day to my statue to
pay homage.