The Mall

[Rye]

Let's talk about the Mall. What's the funniest thing you've ever seen happen in any mall you've been to? Last year I went to the Mall at night after some festival, and my Family and I go into the 99 cent store, and two guys run in, jump on top a bunch of crates of stuff in there and make a huge mess, then run, and the mean Chinese lady that owns the place goes nuts and starts chasing after them. It was so funny, yet shocking. xD

[Hawkeye]

Seeing the reaction of little kids who go into Spencers is hilarious. Iunno if you guys have ever been to spencers, but its an adult store, with adult games and such. Pretty funny stuff

[Chris]

I've been banned from the mall... quite a few times for beating up people. I don't do that anymore, now I go there ONLY to shop and eat at KFC. :love:

[rubah]

I don't live near a mall of any real stature, so my trips are few and far between.

It was fun being able to walk to the one in Lafayette though.

Spencer's is awesomexD

[Shoeberto]

A guy working at Spencers tried to trick my friend and I to use his shock lighter. We knew what it was right away and were just like "nah man we know what it is" but my friend ended up doing it anyway and was like "dude you should do it it feels cool" and I did it and it scared me and I flung it out of my hand and looked like a wuss.

That's funny, right?

[fire_of_avalon]

A month or so ago, when I went on my beach trip, we went to Concord Mills Mall, which is north of Charlotte, NC, to meet up with some friends and see a movie. Before the movie started, we wandered around because I'd never been there, and wanted to see what there was to see. We end up passing this NASCAR store, with this giant stuffed spark plug standing at the entrance. We immediately pondered; "I wonder if that's a stuffed display, or a person in costume." Well, I was determined to find out! I walked up to the giant spark plug, and reached out to touch it's arm.

It then grabbed me.

I have never run so fast nor have I screamed so loudly in my entire life. My friends found this hysterical, of course.

[disapointedchild]

I went to the mall, and people laughed at me. End of story. :cry:

Just kidding, no once I saw a mom chasing her kid who had apperantly had stolen something from the store they were in, anyways, the mom fell.

[Shlup]

One time Ashley and I were walking on the first floor, then two guys on the second floor called to us but after we looked up they said "Nevermind." We laughed for some sad reason. xD

[SomethingBig]

My friends and I used to roll arcade tokens at goths because they always sat in this one corner, looking all mopey and depressed.

During my birthday, we went to the Mac store and on one of the computers, a guy was signed on the screen name "Perry(Numbers kept for privacy)" so we pretended to be Perry and talked to one of our pals. We did some other crazy stuff in that store, but I fugget what.

We also nearly got kicked out of Barnes and Noble. We were looking at these sex books and making jokes, so some lady came by and told us that if we didn't stop horsin' around, she'd kick us out.

My friends and I almost got into this big group fight, which, luckily, never happened. Funny because one of the people that was supposed to fight us was this gothy asian guy who would curse every 3 seconds and I'd make fun of him for those things.

We saw the Ring 2 at the mall. The Ring 2 was supposed to be a comedy, right? Right?

[Peegee]

My brother and his friends were hanging out in the stairwell while he was spraypainting a huge 'I'm not proud' along with piercingly staring eyes like Loony BoB's martin the martian picture. Anyway some woman walked past them and went on her way. A few minutes later one of my brother's friends was running up the stairs yelling 'RUN RUN RUN'.

He ran past my brother and etc and trailing down the way was a security guard! omg everybody panics and runs through the door to the second floor, running across the mall while a fat security guard chased them yelling 'SHHHHTOP!'

Yeah right. Who'd stop running just cuz you say so? Hahaha fat security guard.

PS: nobody was caught.

[NightShadow]

One time I was a the mall in the game store (obviously) and this ugly white girl comes walking in.I look at her and she says "Yo wats good nigger what ya up to".THAT GIRL CALLED ME A NIGGER!!!.I was so pissed,so I curesd her out.Then Everyone in the store started staring at me,so I slowly walk out like everything was cool.Once out I started laughing so hard.But I was still mad.

[Loony BoB]

They have these ramp-like escalators so shopping trolleys and stuff can go down them at one of the malls over in NZ. I did a roly poly (for those who use a different term, it's where you curl up into a ball and roll head-over-heels) down the down-escalator, and it took me about two seconds. Then I did a roly poly down the up escalator, and it took me about two minutes. For some reason nobody needed to use them at the time, or else they were just kind of keeping their distance from me. Eyewitness: Nicky (Calliope).

[Dreddz]

My friend accidently stealing ( forgot he was holding a T-shirt ) Was pretty funny, other than that, I shop online !

[Old Manus]

I saw this guy (around 14) walk up to a shop desk and say:

"Can i have Escort magazine, please"
"Are you 18?"
"Yeah."
"Ok."

Then he walked out looking smug with himself.

[Meat Puppet]

Must've ate lots of chicken when he was younger.

[Old Manus]

Must've.

[BabyVixen]

This one time these crappy clowns came to my local shopping centre and did a show for everyone to see and they needed a child volenteer and they got him to lie on the floor on his back. From where I was standing, it looked like the kid was giving him a blowjob lol. And there was this time that me and my best friend bumped into an ex-mate of ours who was allegedly pregnant and took 3 weeks off school to give birth (we're 15/16). It turned out that it was true and me and my besty couldn't stop costantly screaming "OH MY GOD!!!" for the rest of the day. We got a whole load of funny looks that day.

[-N-]

I almost went to the mall in Ontario Mills with the EoFFers in the area last December, but I sprained my ankle the day before. That's kinda funny.

[Kakashi509]

I loved the reaction on peoples faces when I bought that screaming rubber cow XD

[faster skating penguin]

I PWN the mall.

I'm a mall rat, seriously. I'm on a first-name friend basis with the entire staff of Blue Pacific (sushi resturant), am good friends with two guys from EB Games, and good aquantinces with over 15 others.

I'm just so sexy people like to be able to say they know me.