Strange Dreams

[Kikyo]

Anyone have any super wierd dreams?
I had this one where I was at the super market and there were a couple inches of water on the ground, and I saw this extremely obese women in a wheelchair... and the strange thing was that there was a giant halibut harnessed to her chair and it was pulling her through the store...

[GooeyToast]

I once dreamed I was a red stapler who attacked a moose in the ass.


~Keep it gooey~

[Xaven]

Anyone have any super wierd dreams?

Yes.

[Dreddz]

Most dreams I forget In like an 1hr or so
Dreams that have stuck with me...........when I met the chick off T3 :)

[°¿°¿°]

my weirdest dream is probly one that i had when i was like 9 years old i was in a swamp with a trailer in it and the trailor had skelitons in it then i heard people screaming so i went to a beach that was right next to the swamp and godzilla was attacking them......i probaly wouldent remmber it but it was the stupidest dream i ever had lol

[Devourment]

I have weird dreams all the time when I have them. Must be due to what I eat before I go to sleep.

[Old Manus]

There was one in which I was surfing the net for grot and came across this site called Eyes for Fantasies or something, and it sounded good so I clicked it. What I thought was hardcore pornography was actually a website about some game i've never heard of and there was a forum attached full of these people called 'Cid's Nazis' or something, who kept banning people who showed signs of mutiny.

Oh wait, that actually happened.

[Mitch]

I had a dream I was a moose and some crazy red stapler attacked me in the ass

[GooeyToast]

What a stupid-ass dream.

Honestly, a moose?!


~Keep it gooey~

[Mitch]

What a stupid-ass dream.

Honestly, a moose?!


~Keep it gooey~

yes, a moose. It was a slightly moist moose

[DK]

I had a dream this morning that me and my friends were jamming with my favourite band, and I asked the singer if we could write a song together, and he wrote it down in japanese, and when I asked him what the translation was he grinned at me and said the song was called "I AM BEANS!" and then we made up this random song called I am beans. That was quite weird. :}

[Aphelion]

I had a dream where I was being eaten by dragons from the SNES game Bahamut Lagoon. Go figure...

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

I had a dream I was Jackie Chan once. It is weird because my name isn't even Jackie.

[Little Miss Awesome]

After playing far too much Final Fantasy too late one night I dreamt I was having a party and suddenly me and all my friends got transported to Spira, where we had a breakdancing competition, Tidus won, unfortunately! *cringes and dies*
I also had a dream once that there was a murderer going round killing people, and when he did, his signature of muder was to put a headless horse on top of the body, and he was dressed as a clown! My Dad and I were in the petrol station and I saw the clown walking away when I screamed, he looked at me and grinned :eek: Then I went "Dad! There's the murderer!" And he just went "Don't be stupid Amy, that's just a clown" and while we were getting petrol we saw a body outside the station, then I woke up :p Probably the most horrific dream I've ever had, and will have *touches wood* :cool:

[Itsunari 2000]

Well I had this weird dream once that I was a spy recruited by the British government to go back in time and assassinate Hitler.However,something went horribly wrong and I fell from a window into someone's back yard 30 ft below , breaking nearly every bone in my body. I was nursed back to health by this crazy old nymphomaniac who mistook me for a hearthrob Hollywood superstar and in my condition,I was effectively imprisoned for about a year where I was forced to wear fetish gear and be her " love slave ". * shudders*
However I managed to escape her clutches and made it back to the dojo in Japan where my history teacher was waiting to kill me for not finishing an essay.A fierce battle ensued in which I managed to behead her with my bare hands and use the high-speed wireless modem buried in her skull to access the Internet and enter a vast MMPORG set up by my megalomaniac friend, who wanted to enslave mankind and create a manufactured reality called the Matrix, where I suddenly died and my body split open and released a storm of giant golden dragonflies which blocked out the sun for four days.

Bizarre , huh ?

[Tidus5]

I broke my leg when I played soccer so the doctors gave me some crazzzzzzzy painkillers that knocked me out and gave me awesome dreams. I remember one time I dreamt I was kidnapped by mole people who lived underground and had a secret mole society that wanted to take over the world. Another time I dreamt I worked at the zoo and my job was to clean up a huge pile of elephant /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif that was like as big as a house with just my little shovel.

[Spammerman]

I had a dream that every1 from the darkness rising thread came on my bus.

[Kakashi509]

Once I dreamt that I was posting a reply to a thread about having weird dreams or something...

[Kikyo]

I had a dream this morning that me and my friends were jamming with my favourite band, and I asked the singer if we could write a song together, and he wrote it down in japanese, and when I asked him what the translation was he grinned at me and said the song was called "I AM BEANS!" and then we made up this random song called I am beans. That was quite weird. :}

Wow... that is random! Good one... That sounds like a song I would write, hehehe! I once had a dream that inspired me to write a random song... I was talking to someone, and they were flirting with me and... out of nowheres theyz all like "i wants to touch your belly button"... and I liked the sound of that phrase, so I wrote a song about it. I had a lot of laughs. :D

[Hawkeye]

I usually have dreams when im out with Heather Graham, and then we get all alone in here bedroom, and we start sipping champaign, and then we start to touch each other, then kissing, and then...

my alarm wakes me up. Pisses me off big time

[rubah]

Hee. I have too many strange dreams to list.

I did dream this morning that I was at my friends' birthday part again. Which was strange. As it was at my house instead of theirs.

[Denmark]

yeah rubah you dreamed that I gave you straws on an airplane once. silly arkansasian. ^_^

k, so I had this dream like last week where, I dunno, I had the milk of some animal you wouldn't expect to milk (like a horse) in a bucket. and I had another bucket. and the three wise men told me to bang the buckets together, like the one with the milk in it inside the other one. so I did, and the milk turned into like blood, and they told me it was the blood of Christ or something like that. and I took it up the road a little bit and gave it to some guy with John Goodman's head but he was a bit skinnier. and dressed all in blue. and that's that.

oh yeah, some evil clown-type guy who I thought was Psychotic was in there too. xD

[KoShiatar]

I have had a lot of wildly weird dreams, including my mom having a French girlfriend, me shooting my classmates with a machine gun and getting a Doom Generation-style gore effect (I wasn't going along with school very well at the time), me being kidnapped to become a prostitute, and more reassuring but not any less weird dreams, such as my ex-boyfriend having split in two, me being with my favourite musical heroes (this is a recurring dream), me picking up enormous shea shells from the shore (another recurring dream), and so on.

[Kikyo]

yeah rubah you dreamed that I gave you straws on an airplane once. silly arkansasian. ^_^

k, so I had this dream like last week where, I dunno, I had the milk of some animal you wouldn't expect to milk (like a horse) in a bucket. and I had another bucket. and the three wise men told me to bang the buckets together, like the one with the milk in it inside the other one. so I did, and the milk turned into like blood, and they told me it was the blood of Christ or something like that. and I took it up the road a little bit and gave it to some guy with John Goodman's head but he was a bit skinnier. and dressed all in blue. and that's that.

oh yeah, some evil clown-type guy who I thought was Psychotic was in there too. xD
that sounds ominous... and religious... like... a sign that the apocolypse is coming... *runs and hides under the piano*

[Itsunari 2000]

Woah,I just had a weird dream that I was an idiot who got beaten up by female security guards at an airport and thrown down an escalator,where I was offered 15 million to appear in my own reality TV show.

[Kakashi509]

Once I had a dream that went like the AMV I just made in which it had the song finding myself by smile empty soul in the background and then cloud waking up from his coma,and aeris dying and Aeris drowning and Aeris being gay with Tifa. except the gay with tifa part wasn't in the AMV

[Chaos]

I had a dream I flew to America with Dan from these forums...used to be Loki, Majoin Squall...I can't remeber what he is now, but he kew'. Yeah, we flew to America and met NOFX (big punk band for those who dont know) in a bar. We then had a bar brawl in good British style and I smashed Fat Mike (singer and bassist) over the head with a stool.

Last night I had a dream my old boss was trynig to kill me for serving customers too slowly. And then I was bitten by a werewolf.

Chaos

[NightShadow]

I had a strange dream that I thought I woke up from a dream, but I was in another one.

[Zeldy]

I had this dream once where i was 'in' a game kindof, it was this big robot with guns and i was shooting all these aliens things. But i couldnt hold up for long as there were to many and suddenly i was in my nana's with all these aliens around me =/

I had this other dream where i was with a group of friends[random people] and we were all in a car and we stopped in this car park and one of them got out a weapon and started bashing the driver, me and some dude ran out of the car, i hid under a car faaaaar away and i saw the person i ran away with the chaser following him, another person had also escaped was being chased so i ran out the door and ran around the streets until i hid in a bin. The guys followed and were violently fighting in the garden i was! So i slowly climbed out and ran to a nearby house screaming ;____;

[Xander]

I have weird dreams about Sega Megadrive/Genesis games. Once I dreamt about them in water with little fishies swimming round! Man, no way was I going to take them out of there. Fish freak me out.. ;_;

[boris no no]

i had a dream that giant foxes were attacking me whilst i was in america
the park wardens laughed at me ;_____;

[rubah]

This morning I dreamt that a teacher at school killed my cat ;_;;;;

[faster skating penguin]

I once had a lucid dream that took place on a giant chessboard. I couldn't wake up from it. In lucid dreams in you want/try to wake up, you will. Not this one. I was the most horrifying dream I ever had.

[Mo-Nercy]

I have a recurring dream in which I am falling!

[The Unknown Guru]

I have wierder dreams than all of you (with the possible exception of the "I AM BEANS" person). Most of them are too long to post, but i can give you the gist of things.

I had a party and everybody was dressed up like me, and there was this huge mountain in my backyard.

I rafted down a bunch of rivers with a friend and some guy in a lab coat.

I got a Golden Ticket, but Willy Wonka started trying to kill us for some weird reason.

In the freakiest and least likely to happen of them all, i had the perfect date (i have no idea who it was with, though).

[Selphie Fan]

Once I had a dream that I was Lara Croft. *sigh* that was soooo cooool.

[fire_of_avalon]

I have really crazy dreams. The last few that I can remember involve me narrowly avoiding molestation/rape/male annoyance and water.

[metal4deth]

i had a dream about a alien asking me a question and me running away from it and it grabbing my leg and woke up scared

[crashNUMBERS]

I dont have wierd dreams. I have street dreams!! Get it get it!! Nas' song street dreams?? eh, eh, eh?? thats ok I dont get it either...

[metal4deth]

I dont have wierd dreams. I have street dreams!! Get it get it!! Nas' song street dreams?? eh, eh, eh?? thats ok I dont get it either...i hate rap and nas

[crashNUMBERS]

I dont have wierd dreams. I have street dreams!! Get it get it!! Nas' song street dreams?? eh, eh, eh?? thats ok I dont get it either...i hate rap and nas
No point in saying that...

[metal4deth]

I dont have wierd dreams. I have street dreams!! Get it get it!! Nas' song street dreams?? eh, eh, eh?? thats ok I dont get it either...i hate rap and nas
No point in saying that...why is there no point? To point it out to u so u dont make a another lame quote again

[crashNUMBERS]

'Cause this is a thread about dreams not rap. And what i said is a simpla and dumb pun that is a joke...

[metal4deth]

ok whatever anyways i had a dream that i was fighting and i used all my strength but it didnt hurt the person, it felt like i was fighting in water

[Mitch]

I had a dream I was Dave Gilmour on the Pink Floyd reunion tour

:love:

[Christmas]

I was a blondie playing water soccer and murdered my dad who was a whale monster in my dream. The strange part is I have 2 penis in the dream. The market rate should be 3! :(