Conversation that ended in you getting blocked!

[ThroneofDravaris]

Post the transcripts of your net conversations (MSN, EoFF chat etc.) that ended with the guy on the other end either blocking you or simply logging off. Of course, be sure to replace the name of the recipient with a substitute, name. you know, protection of the innocent and all that crap… Also, make sure it’s a clean one (ie, no cursing)

Mine (original name replaced with “X”):

ThroneofDravaris says:
hey
X says:
Hey
ThroneofDravaris says:
Quaid...start the reactor....
X says:
...
ThroneofDravaris says:
brb
ThroneofDravaris says:
back
ThroneofDravaris says:
(link removed)
ThroneofDravaris says:
lol
X says:
...
ThroneofDravaris says:
(link removed)
ThroneofDravaris says:
hehe
ThroneofDravaris says:
mmm, strawberry icecream with coffie sauce....
X says:
coffee*
ThroneofDravaris says:
lol, realised
ThroneofDravaris says:
couldn't be bothered changing it
ThroneofDravaris says:
"the most sexist"...
ThroneofDravaris says:
*shudders*
ThroneofDravaris says:
the mods deleted one o my posts....
ThroneofDravaris says:
"Anyone have any super wierd dreams?"
ThroneofDravaris says:
"If by weird you mean wet, then yes"
ThroneofDravaris says:
damn, that was a good one as well...
X says:
U R TEH FUNNAY
ThroneofDravaris says:
,,/,,
ThroneofDravaris says:
I can't even read what you just said
X says:
U = You
X says:
R = Are
X says:
Teh = The
X says:
FUNNAY = Funny
ThroneofDravaris says:
You sound like a "fanboy"
X says:
...
X says:
You're an idiot.
X says:
That's not a fanboy
ThroneofDravaris says:
sure it is
X says:
A fanboy would be "OMG PS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN XBOX BECAUSE MICROSOFT IS /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif AND DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE CUSTOMERS"
ThroneofDravaris says:
in the general sense
X says:
No. You have no idea what you're talking about
ThroneofDravaris says:
Sure i do
ThroneofDravaris says:
I'm talking about purple
ThroneofDravaris says:
and I find your example biased
ThroneofDravaris says:
Playstation IS better than XBOX, and microsoft DOESN'T care about the customers
ThroneofDravaris says:
I think you said that at some stage...
X says:
^^
X says:
Fanboy
Xsays:
You immediately thing that YOUR product is the best, and the other product is /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif, without giving any reasons
ThroneofDravaris says:
...
ThroneofDravaris says:
....
ThroneofDravaris says:
...
ThroneofDravaris says:
Shut up, that's why
X says:
Haha
ThroneofDravaris says:
I could give reasons...
X says:
No you couldn't
ThroneofDravaris says:
shure I could...
ThroneofDravaris says:
*sure
ThroneofDravaris says:
...
ThroneofDravaris says:
....
ThroneofDravaris says:
...
ThroneofDravaris says:
we have FF
X says:
OH WOW
ThroneofDravaris says:
and XBOX has Halo
ThroneofDravaris says:
Check and mate
X says:
...
ThroneofDravaris says:
damn right
X says:
You're an awful person
ThroneofDravaris says:
Bah, I won't accept that statement unless you can give me logical reasons
X says:
You like FF.
X says:
You post essays about FF.
X says:
You looked at SchoolSmells.tk
X says:
Therefore, you are awful.
ThroneofDravaris says:
...
ThroneofDravaris says:
that doesn't make any sense
ThroneofDravaris says:
NOW who's confusing terms?
X says:
YOU AM TEH FUNNAY
ThroneofDravaris says:
Man, that wasn't even relevent...
ThroneofDravaris says:
...did I win?
X says:
No
ThroneofDravaris says:
...fine, then i guess it wasn't really about winning
ThroneofDravaris says:
It was about proving a point
ThroneofDravaris says:
....coffee sauce goes well with strawberry icecream, despite how strange it sounds
ThroneofDravaris says:
And since you didn't eat strwberry icecream with coffee sauce, I win by default
X says:
...
X says:
Awful person
ThroneofDravaris says:
Of course that does beg the question: did it really matter what flavour the icecream was?
ThroneofDravaris says:
I mean, it is entirely possible that the coffee sauce took over the flavour entirely
X says:
...
ThroneofDravaris says:
hmm, i used entirely twice just then...
ThroneofDravaris says:
anyway, it probably wouldn't have been any different if it had been vanilar icecream
ThroneofDravaris says:
of course, if it had been some strange flavour, like orange or something, it would have been an entirely different story
X says:
I really don't care.
ThroneofDravaris says:
Although, the coffee sauce WAS rather powerful, so maybe it WOULD have been able to overcome the fruity tast of the orange, if it had been infact orange icecream that I had used.
X says:
Please.. Be quiet
ThroneofDravaris says:
I mean, if it overpowered the strawberry flavour, what is so iferent about an orange flavour?
ThroneofDravaris says:
*different
ThroneofDravaris says:
hmm, maybe the citric acids in the orange are more powerful than that in the strawberry, but one would assume that the icecream would simply be orange flavoured rather than having actual orange in it
X says:
...
X says:
SHUT THE HELL UP
ThroneofDravaris says:
Of course, you can get some icecream that is pure ruit, but that usually doesn't task very nice...
ThroneofDravaris says:
...
ThroneofDravaris says:
...
ThroneofDravaris says:
...
X says:
Die please.
ThroneofDravaris says:
what was my point again?
ThroneofDravaris says:
Are, i remember, it was a metaphor or XBOX and PS using Orange and Strawberry
X says:
It's AHH
X says:
Not ARE
ThroneofDravaris says:
You see, XBOX is like orange; it's fine when it's juiced, but it doesn't taste very good eaten directly
ThroneofDravaris says:
however, PS is like strawberry, it ALWAYS tastes great, no matter who you eat it.
X says:
Be... Quiet...
ThroneofDravaris says:
Although, both make half decent icecream, so what does it really matter in the end?
X says:
Please... SHUT UP
ThroneofDravaris says:
Although, it's much easier to fit a strawberry in the barrel o a gun than it is a Orange, so I would say that a Strawberry makes a more effec tive weapon
X says:
*blocked*
ThroneofDravaris says:
YOU CAN"T BLOCK ME!!!!!
I'M INSIDE YOUR HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
X says:
Watch me

“X appears to be offline and may not respond”

Anyone else?

[Rye]

The only funny conversations I have where I piss someone off are with Smarterchild, and he can't log out. :) Abusing him is fun and sometimes I post the conversations on LJ. Of course, I couldn't post it, it's basically me cursing at him and pressuring him for sex, which was funny. xD

[Jack]

I once got banned off the Chat because I kept spamming and offending the admin with the same offensive comment.

But that was yonks ago.

[Meat Puppet]

[Me] Hi

the end

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

[The Jamie Star Sceario]: SEX-WITH-LITTLE-BOYSman

Then I got blocked. I am not sure what I did wrong.

[Primus Inter Pares]

Varalf - I'm Norwegian; rape and pillage is in the Constitution... says:
Hey... can you block me?
Varalf - I'm Norwegian; rape and pillage is in the Constitution... says:
(say sure) and block me
ThroneofDravaris says:
sure

"ThroneofDravaris appears to be offline and may not respond”

[Kakashi509]

well if I messaged ghetto right now I could probably get one of us blocked from the conversation

[Spiffing Cheese]

i have the body of a god :) unfortunately that god was buddah :| thats why im the BÜÐÐ?? ?Øÿ says:
go kill urself then

Spiffing Cheese says:
What a lovely joke.

i have the body of a god :) unfortunately that god was buddah :| thats why im the BÜÐÐ?? ?Øÿ says:
find a new 1 thn and tell me 1

Spiffing Cheese says:
...no.

i have the body of a god :) unfortunately that god was buddah :| thats why im the BÜÐÐ?? ?Øÿ says:
see cant do it can u told u wer slow in th hed

Spiffing Cheese says:
I just don't particularly want to talk to someone as stupid as you, thanks. And at least I'm aware of how to use spelling and punctuation.

i have the body of a god :) unfortunately that god was buddah :| thats why im the BÜÐÐ?? ?Øÿ says:
at least im not as ugly as u luv uxxxx

Uh huh. Gotta love those chavs. :rolleyes2

[Old Manus]

4 says:
Use firefox

jim says:
No its crap

4 appears to be offline and may not reply.

[Primus Inter Pares]

4 says:
Use firefox

jim says:
No its crap

4 appears to be offline and may not reply.

Use Firefox!

[SomethingBig]

JimMy 3At yU0: 17/m/ca/pixxxxxxxxxxxxx press 84857457 and i im u send 2 reseev
ChunkinBigTime: omgomgogmoggomgomg hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooottttttttt! 84384348

JimMy 3At yU0: hey hottie
ChunkinBigTime: hi im a hot guy
JimMy 3At yU0 has signed off
ChunkinBigTime: why does this always happen? :( :(
JimMy 3At yU0 did not receive your message because he is not online

[Peegee]

pg: ...Um I'm chinese

within about a minute after that, Sugpo blocked me after calling me all sorts of slurs.

lol

[Kakashi509]

I think it went somewhat like this (I swear he blocked me, I think)
J'adore la nez piquer says:
yo
PG pried parade says:
yo
PG pried parade says:
yo
PG pried parade says:
yo
PG pried parade says:
sup
PG pried parade says:
yo
PG pried parade says:
sweet
J'adore la nez piquer says:
nm u
PG pried parade says:
word
J'adore la nez piquer says:
ok then
J'adore la nez piquer says:
sup
PG pried parade says:
represent
PG pried parade says:
asl
PG pried parade says:
lol
PG pried parade says:
hi
PG pried parade says:
u
PG pried parade says:
china
PG pried parade says:
lol
PG pried parade says:
rofl
PG pried parade says:
I'm azn
PG pried parade says:
roflsaucers
PG pried parade says:
applesauce
PG pried parade says:
jackerracks
PG pried parade says:
happy cakes
PG pried parade says:
lol
PG pried parade says:
sup
J'adore la nez piquer says:
good 4 u
PG pried parade says:
asl
PG pried parade says:
u china
PG pried parade says:
roflsaucers
PG pried parade says:
asian prieddddd
PG pried parade says:
I'm asin
PG pried parade says:
let's breakdance
PG pried parade says:
I found some ninjas they can breakdance with taiwanese hats on
J'adore la nez piquer says:
no yes
PG pried parade says:
haha they breakdance to polka
PG pried parade says:
roflsaucers
PG pried parade says:
it's like
PG pried parade says:
wicked
PG pried parade says:
then
PG pried parade says:
we go to dairy queen and eat donuts made from asians
PG pried parade says:
lol
PG pried parade says:
asians
PG pried parade says:
they're so many of them
PG pried parade says:
they can feed the world's children
PG pried parade says:
I mean we can eat the world's children
J'adore la nez piquer says:
I think I ate one once
PG pried parade says:
wahtever
PG pried parade says:
it's all good
PG pried parade says:
I had one once
PG pried parade says:
it tassted like crispy wheat
J'adore la nez piquer says:
tasted liek Chicken
PG pried parade says:
roflsaucers
PG pried parade says:

(01:33:23) piecharthosen: god hates me
(01:33:28) scummy toe rag: he loves you
(01:33:32) scummy toe rag: god loves everyone
(01:34:32) scummy toe rag: der
(01:34:46) piecharthosen: he hates me
(01:34:49) piecharthosen: I called him fat
PG pried parade says:
lol
PG pried parade says:
it was like
PG pried parade says:
lol
PG pried parade says:
and like
PG pried parade says:
lol
PG pried parade says:
you know?
PG pried parade says:
lol
PG pried parade says:
right?
J'adore la nez piquer says:
yea
PG pried parade says:
lol
PG pried parade says:
hehe
PG pried parade says:
yeah
PG pried parade says:
you know ttly lol
PG pried parade says:
ahahha
PG pried parade says:
http://www.edu.org
PG pried parade says:
.edu.ogo
J'adore la nez piquer says:
yea education
PG pried parade says:
abc.efg.coom
PG pried parade says:
;lol
PG pried parade says:
I gonna make that iste
PG pried parade says:
sand then
PG pried parade says:
lol
PG pried parade says:
ppl will go
PG pried parade says:
lol
PG pried parade says:
I'll be asin
PG pried parade says:
lol
PG pried parade says:
sup
PG pried parade says:
asl
J'adore la nez piquer says:
no idea nothing 567
J'adore la nez piquer says:
does that work
PG pried parade says:
lol
PG pried parade says:
yeah
PG pried parade says:
http://www./xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif.com

[rubah]

I'm sure I've been blocked by people, but I can't think of any of them at the current time.

[kikimm]

I've never had anyone block me, nor have I blocked anyone. Mostly because none of my friends have said anything to me that's made me upset, or vice versa. I think.


:D

[radyk05]

me: you're kind of boring
she: its that im not ineterested in talking to you
me: ok, no worries.
she: *blocks*
me: *blocks*

doble hit combo auto block in yo face. represent.

[°¿°¿°]

these kinda arguments happen to me about once a day when i play warcraft 3 tft unfortunately i dont remmber any of them =/ lol ill copy the next one

[boris no no]

*cannot be bothered to read through it all*
its mainly me going
tralalalalalalala
hey chub
;]
*huggle huggle huggle*

and then people go ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww get a room :p

[black orb]

>>> At MSN..

me: Do you like Final Fantasy
she: NO!. *blocks*

that was a low blow

[DancingOnigiri]

>>> At MSN..

me: Do you like Final Fantasy
she: NO!. *blocks*

that was a low blow
Much agreed.

Here's one!

smorgizbord: there is trouble in the sky, young grasshopper.
smorgizbord: Mighty winds indeed.
letsblowupasofa: Yes indeed, my cornpuff.
letsblowupasofa: the winds are quite mighty.
letsblowupasofa: almost frivolously so...
smorgizbord: No!
smorgizbord: Never frivolous!
smorgizbord: frivolousity is in the heart!
smorgizbord: not the whale!
letsblowupasofa: that is true,
letsblowupasofa: but the whale is no longer present.
smorgizbord: No
smorgizbord: it is at a birthday party
smorgizbord: and will be back by noon.
letsblowupasofa: and all that is left
letsblowupasofa: are cupcakes.
smorgizbord: but the cupcakes taste of duck!
letsblowupasofa: it is a necessary tragedy.
smorgizbord: ...
smorgizbord: what the *&(^( are we talking about?
*Note: It's so much funnier with the real word, though. ^.^

Edit: Whoops, I didn't realize this had to end in a logging off... oh well, let's just pretend that happened. ^.^