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boris no no
07-31-2005, 06:41 PM
- Hi Barbie!
- Hi Ken!
- You wanna go for a ride?
- Sure, Ken!
- Jump in!
- Ha ha ha ha!

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky

You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

- Oh, I'm having so much fun!
- Well, Barbie, we're just getting started!
- Oh, I love you Ken!


who played with barbie dolls?
i never had thme
i was a tomboy

discuss barbies in all their amazingness

Kakashi509
07-31-2005, 06:48 PM
Ken: Wanna go for a ride

Barbie: Sure Ken

Ken: Well forget it

Barbie:
Im and ugly girl,
My face makes you hurl,
Sad i have it,
I should fag it,
Acne everywhere,
Unwanted facial hair,
Im a realation,
To Frankinstiens creation.

Ken:
Your so ugly,
You disgust me.

Barbie:
Im a bad homely girl,
All alone in the wolrd,
Im as flat as a board,
Thin and lanky,

Ken:
Your a dog and a troll,
Were you hit by a train,
Wont go near you cos your breath is skanky.

Barbie:
Dont get touched,
Im afraid,
Cos guys say,
"A man i saw."

Im and ugly girl,
My face makes you hurl,
Sad i have it,
I should fag it,
Acne everywhere,
Unwanted facial hair,
Im a realation,
To Frankinstiens creation.

Ken:
Your so ugly,
You disgust me.

Barbie:
Boo Hoo Hoo Yeah

Ken:
Your so ugly,
You disgust me.

Oh Ooh Oh Ooh

Barbie:
Oh, lets go out and have some fun!

Ken:
Im sorry but your to damn ugly!

Barbie:
Oh, screw you Ken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohhh
07-31-2005, 06:55 PM
Ken: Wanna go for a ride

Barbie: Sure Ken

Ken: Well forget it

Barbie:
Im and ugly girl,
My face makes you hurl,
Sad i have it,
I should fag it,
Acne everywhere,
Unwanted facial hair,
Im a realation,
To Frankinstiens creation.

Ken:
Your so ugly,
You disgust me.

Barbie:
Im a bad homely girl,
All alone in the wolrd,
Im as flat as a board,
Thin and lanky,

Ken:
Your a dog and a troll,
Were you hit by a train,
Wont go near you cos your breath is skanky.

Barbie:
Dont get touched,
Im afraid,
Cos guys say,
"A man i saw."

Im and ugly girl,
My face makes you hurl,
Sad i have it,
I should fag it,
Acne everywhere,
Unwanted facial hair,
Im a realation,
To Frankinstiens creation.

Ken:
Your so ugly,
You disgust me.

Barbie:
Boo Hoo Hoo Yeah

Ken:
Your so ugly,
You disgust me.

Oh Ooh Oh Ooh

Barbie:
Oh, lets go out and have some fun!

Ken:
Im sorry but your to damn ugly!

Barbie:
Oh, screw you Ken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XD

Kakashi509
07-31-2005, 06:59 PM
Barbies are fun if you use their head as a baseball. One time there was a seagull with no legs and tehy sewed on barbie legs so it could walk.

TheAbominatrix
07-31-2005, 07:05 PM
I was a tomboy but I had tons. I miss them, I wish I still had them to torture xD

Xander
07-31-2005, 07:17 PM
My Barbies got naked with their Kens. I've had a dirty mind from a young age, I'm sorry. ;__;

Kakashi509
07-31-2005, 07:20 PM
My misson in life is to destroy all barbies:sophia:

Chris
07-31-2005, 07:26 PM
I prefer to call mine... action figures.

:(

Zeldy
07-31-2005, 07:37 PM
My Barbies got naked with their Kens. I've had a dirty mind from a young age, I'm sorry. ;__;

o: They're frisky little devils, myn were at it too.
I use to plead and plead and plead for Barbie's or barbie accesories, and then id throw them in the cupboard with my Furby :joey:
I had the horses but their manes got all sticky, and i had a caravan truck thing which is messed up

rubah
07-31-2005, 07:44 PM
I used to play barbies all the time. My favorite one was disabled because reita gnawed through her hand when she was a puppy xD

We always had one ken that was horny as all get out and gay. It was amusing.

I inherited a legendary collection of barbies from my sister and added to it massively myself, so there's plenty of them.

UWAOOOOU
07-31-2005, 07:49 PM
I think I wanted a mermaid one once but that was mainly because I loved merpeople. It might have not even been Barbie brand. Besides that I dont think I showed any interest in Barbies.

ZuZu
07-31-2005, 08:52 PM
My older cousins were boys so I didn't play barbies with them.
We played WAR! :D

ok, maybe I had few barbies but I happily gave them to my little sister.
"You cut my barbies hair! You %/#&%/&/( "

Yamaneko
07-31-2005, 09:03 PM
They're not dolls! They're just slightly feminine action figures! What?

Shoden
07-31-2005, 09:07 PM
deja vu i've seen a thread like this before lol freaky

barbie die

Lindy
07-31-2005, 09:10 PM
They're not dolls! They're just slightly feminine action figures! What?
Private Barbie reporting for some FABULOUS action, sir!

Tidus5
07-31-2005, 09:14 PM
I used to pretend that my GI Joes kidnapped barbis and tortured them. I used to use markers to draw fake bullet holes and blood on their faces and stuff. Its sick, I know. To this day my sister's barbies have red permanant marker drawn on them.

Hawkeye
07-31-2005, 09:21 PM
Have you ever seen Team America World Police?

theundeadhero
07-31-2005, 09:44 PM
I think your okay as long as you weren't the ones getting naked with the Barbie dolls.

Well...

Silver Valentines
07-31-2005, 09:48 PM
I didn't have Barbie Dolls, I didn't have any dolls that were made out of plastic actually, but I did have dolls that were made of porceline and similar things, though I never played with them.

Spiffing Cheese
07-31-2005, 10:23 PM
Ho ho ho. My barbies had fun with scissors and felt pens. In other words, I cut all of their hair off and drew all over them. :D And I once pulled a barbie's leg off and stuck it to her head with blu-tack.

The Jamie Star Scenario
07-31-2005, 10:25 PM
Barbie dolls do not portray the correct female anatomy. This lead to confusion in later life for I.

crashNUMBERS
07-31-2005, 10:25 PM
In a barbie world!! Damn song is stuck in my head!!

Kakashi509
07-31-2005, 10:27 PM
I have this urge to make a music video about barbies now lol

Lindy
07-31-2005, 10:27 PM
Barbie dolls do not protrey the correct female anatomy. This lead to confusion in later life for I.
They don't portray it either.

Gawd, and you say WE'RE all on drugs.

Kakashi509
07-31-2005, 10:30 PM
the punk version of this song sucks though it still compells me to listen to it

The Jamie Star Scenario
07-31-2005, 10:37 PM
They don't portray it either.

Gawd, and you say WE'RE all on drugs.On noes I got a letter wrong and you noticed it, you must be the supah clever like Dumbledore or something.

It is funny that you correct my spelling and then proceed to use a word that does not even exist: Gawd. Well done for enforcing the English language with your superior employment of it.

Lindy
07-31-2005, 10:40 PM
You got the whole word wrong actually.

Protrey = No.

And I can't be Dumbledore, I'm not <b>a wizard!</b>

The Jamie Star Scenario
07-31-2005, 10:45 PM
I'm not <b>a wizard!</b>.Oh well that is a shame.

Lindy
07-31-2005, 10:48 PM
Oh just accept you butchered the English language for a brief moment and then we can all move on with our pointless lives.

The Jamie Star Scenario
07-31-2005, 10:49 PM
Oh just accept you also butchered the English language for a brief moment and then you can move on with your pointless life.

Kakashi509
07-31-2005, 10:49 PM
I'm not <b>a wizard!</b>.Oh well that is a shame.
if you both don't shutup you will be <b>confunded!</b>... specialy you

UWAOOOOU
07-31-2005, 10:53 PM
Sheesh can either of you be the bigger man? In the barbie thread funnily enough.

Kamiko
07-31-2005, 10:54 PM
I played with barbies! My to-be-lover and I always played out weird sex scenes with them haha...
And then we'd kill the ken dolls with spontaneous fire!!! BOOM!!
When I turned 11 I traded them all for some Pokemon cards haha...

Kakashi509
07-31-2005, 10:55 PM
Are they really guys or just animated barbies who like to cosplay as the zombies from shaun of the dead

Yuffie514
08-01-2005, 12:33 AM
i never got one and no barbies may dwelleth in my humble abode. stuffed animals are a-ok. if i got one, the premonition is clear.

--> the burning fireplace.

Meat Puppet
08-01-2005, 03:58 AM
I played with barbie dolls.





















I'm not gay.

Peegee
08-01-2005, 04:02 AM
One Barbie. Fifteen Kens. There's only one thing that can come from this.


Lots of shopping. What? What were you thinking you sicko?

Kakashi509
08-01-2005, 04:02 AM
Fish vs barbie kelly who will be victorious, I hope the fish is

Take your bets (http://www.invoman.com/images/first-ice-barbie%20005.jpg)

-N-
08-01-2005, 06:01 AM
Aw, Lindy and Jamie Star Scenario stopped bickering. :(

boris no no
08-01-2005, 11:58 AM
don't worry xandie....we all made them nakie at one point! xDDDDDD
onlt cool kids play with barbies :cool:

Little Miss Awesome
08-01-2005, 12:02 PM
I loved Barbies when I was little, I had more than about 90-100, I just loved them :love: