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faster skating penguin
07-31-2005, 10:52 PM
Don't be shy, you KNOW you'd pick the first option ...

Dixie
07-31-2005, 10:54 PM
Um....Is this a poll? I don't see a poll.

Whatever the first option was.

EDIT: And I am an idiot!

UWAOOOOU
07-31-2005, 10:55 PM
Give it a minute. Hes still making the poll. Well probably.

edit:Rich white family all the way.

faster skating penguin
07-31-2005, 10:56 PM
AND THERE IT IS

Psychotic
07-31-2005, 11:06 PM
I wish you had included the option to resurrect you as a zombie in a voodoo ritual and command you to storm convenience stores.

Hawkeye
07-31-2005, 11:08 PM
I'll feed you to a poor mexican family. Meaning that I will eat you

Sepho
07-31-2005, 11:09 PM
I'd do all the searching in an attempt to take credit for the discovery of your body before the group of violent older kids did, but then make an anonymous phone call to the police reporting the location of your body so that no one gets credit.

XxSephirothxX
07-31-2005, 11:11 PM
I'd probably avoid it, as corpses generally smell rather bad.

Lindy
07-31-2005, 11:13 PM
Ignore.

crashNUMBERS
07-31-2005, 11:13 PM
What if I asked whats the point??

Sepho
07-31-2005, 11:17 PM
What if I asked whats the point??

You'd be laughed at for a fair number of reasons, my dear Crash.

crashNUMBERS
07-31-2005, 11:19 PM
What if I asked whats the point??

You'd be laughed at for a fair number of reasons, my dear Crash.
Im not perverted like much of you people. And Faster skating penguin is a guy there fore another reason...

Sepho
07-31-2005, 11:21 PM
I have a sneaking suspicion that we are not on the same page.

Levian
07-31-2005, 11:24 PM
There should be a last option: all of the above. I'd pick it.

Kakashi509
07-31-2005, 11:26 PM
I'd do nasty things with your corpse

faster skating penguin
07-31-2005, 11:28 PM
What if I asked whats the point??

Then I'd mollywhop you, so you'd do well not to ask that question. Unless of course that's your thing, in which case ASK AWAY!

Rase
07-31-2005, 11:29 PM
Call 911 and let them know.

The End.

Spammerman
07-31-2005, 11:32 PM
Breakdance to CAnt TOuch THis with mc hammer.After telling authorities.

Lindy
07-31-2005, 11:46 PM
I have a sneaking suspicion that we are not on the same page.
Crash has his own book, in a whole different library from the rest of us.

°¿°¿°
07-31-2005, 11:53 PM
i would call the authorties telling them that soemones dead body was dicared by train tracks

crashNUMBERS
07-31-2005, 11:56 PM
I have a sneaking suspicion that we are not on the same page.
Crash has his own book, in a whole different library from the rest of us.
True. True. Am I offended?? No. And to answer your damn questions I choose the last option!!

Vyk
07-31-2005, 11:57 PM
Ha, when I saw the name of this thread, I thought it was going to be a poorly shrouded popularity poll/thing. But I see now it's just harmless mischief ^_^ If I had to choose an option, I'd go with the burial. Not too fond of human corpses however, so in reality I'd go with the others in notifying authorities and getting out of the area asap

Hawkeye
07-31-2005, 11:58 PM
I have a sneaking suspicion that we are not on the same page.
Crash has his own book, in a whole different library from the rest of us.
True. True. Am I offended?? No. And to answer your damn questions I choose the last option!!
Crash, you need to stop being anal about everything, my good man. Just let go, and have fun ;)

faster skating penguin
08-01-2005, 12:00 AM
I have a sneaking suspicion that we are not on the same page.
Crash has his own book, in a whole different library from the rest of us.
True. True. Am I offended?? No. And to answer your damn questions I choose the last option!!

You could never hang with TEH HAMMAH

crashNUMBERS
08-01-2005, 12:01 AM
I have a sneaking suspicion that we are not on the same page.
Crash has his own book, in a whole different library from the rest of us.
True. True. Am I offended?? No. And to answer your damn questions I choose the last option!!

You could never hang with TEH HAMMAH
Not like I like him...

rubah
08-01-2005, 12:03 AM
Actually I'd put your body inside the tracks and wait for the next train to break the chain so I'm not cuffed and dragging you around everywhere.

Little Miss Awesome
08-01-2005, 12:21 AM
Breakdance to CAnt TOuch THis with mc hammer.After telling authorities.
Likewise. MmmmMc Hammer :cool:

metal4deth
08-01-2005, 12:28 AM
i would keep the body and show my friends and scare them with it :)

faster skating penguin
08-01-2005, 12:28 AM
STOP!!!!

















































































































hammer time

Winter Nights
08-01-2005, 01:53 AM
Gotta get laid somehow. ;)

Chris
08-01-2005, 01:54 AM
I once found a body.

crashNUMBERS
08-01-2005, 02:31 AM
STOP!!!!

















































































































hammer timeSTOP!!!!

















































































































No really. Just stop...

Hawkeye
08-01-2005, 02:33 AM
Crash, flip the coin

Tama2
08-01-2005, 02:36 AM
Eatin ppl will give ya the shaking dieases (wtf) lol

faster skating penguin
08-01-2005, 02:39 AM
STOP!!!!

















































































































No really. Just stop...

1. You don't work as an elitist
2. Get the stick out of your ass

fire_of_avalon
08-01-2005, 02:59 AM
Why the heck would I be by railroad tracks?