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boris no no
08-01-2005, 08:17 PM
my tummy hurts
what should i do?
Tidus5
08-01-2005, 08:18 PM
Hmm... it might stop in 5 or 6 days. If it doesnt then I dunno, youre out of luck.
Chris
08-01-2005, 08:19 PM
boris you should eat some ice cream, it helps, really it does.
Hawkeye
08-01-2005, 08:20 PM
Take a bath. An oatmeal bath. Never knew the significance of it though
crazybayman
08-01-2005, 08:21 PM
Jump in a big tub of mustard.

Or you can mix kerosene oil with minard's linament and drink it. No wait, that's for sore throats.

Honestly though, just try some pepto-bismal :p
spartancode117
08-01-2005, 08:24 PM
rub it
boris no no
08-01-2005, 08:27 PM
boris you should eat some ice cream, it helps, really it does.
i think thats the problem ;_____; too much nummy ice cream!! ;___;
faster skating penguin
08-01-2005, 08:35 PM
KILL YOURSELF

ITS THE ONLY WAY
Rye
08-01-2005, 08:42 PM
Heating pad and warm baths help. Feel better! :(
Leeza
08-01-2005, 08:47 PM
Take some Rolaids.
boris no no
08-01-2005, 08:56 PM
Take some Rolaids.
O___O what are they??
are they nice? and tasty and PINK!! tralalala
Alive-Cat
08-01-2005, 09:25 PM
A tummy ache...Sounds like you're pregnant. So here's the good news: You're fine until your water breaks, then comes the hospital, etc. Here's the bad news: You're going to have a baby.
Fonzie
08-01-2005, 09:26 PM
I suggest you eat a bunch of chocalate.
metal4deth
08-01-2005, 09:30 PM
what i do is tell a friend to punch me in the stomach and see if it gets better or just lay on your side
Psychotic
08-01-2005, 09:41 PM
Post on a medical forum, not a Final Fantasy forum?
XxSephirothxX
08-01-2005, 09:44 PM
-Eat something fairly plain, like toast
-Take something like tums
-Take a nap
Meat Puppet
08-01-2005, 09:52 PM
twist your spine in a skiing accident
faster skating penguin
08-01-2005, 09:58 PM
NOW MY TUMMY HURTS!

It's all because of this thread ...
boris no no
08-01-2005, 10:43 PM
A tummy ache...Sounds like you're pregnant. So here's the good news: You're fine until your water breaks, then comes the hospital, etc. Here's the bad news: You're going to have a baby.
O___O
no wonder i'm so fat
its a miricle O__o


twist your spine in a skiing accident

.....erm......no
UWAOOOOU
08-01-2005, 10:48 PM
Theres some common pill brand. Disprin or something. Take one of those. Sometimes they dont work for me if Ive over eaten so if it starts to really get band Id open a pack of strongly smelling crisps/chips and you might be able to throw up whatevers bothering you. Thats what works for me usually but I probably shouldnt recommend it.
rubah
08-02-2005, 12:21 AM
1) tylenol
2) heating pad
3) don't eat food that gives you gas x.X
RSL
08-02-2005, 12:24 AM
Whatever you do don't do 100 situps or it will hurt worse.
boris no no
08-02-2005, 12:40 AM
Whatever you do don't do 100 situps or it will hurt worse.
hahahaah me? do 100 pushups? i can't even do one love!
fire_of_avalon
08-02-2005, 04:20 AM
Why don't you whine about it some more?
Leeza
08-02-2005, 06:57 AM
Take some Rolaids.
O___O what are they??
are they nice? and tasty and PINK!! tralalala
They're an antacid and they are tasty and some are pink. :cat:

http://www.leezas.com/rolaids.jpg
SomethingBig
08-02-2005, 07:02 AM
Punch yourself in the stomach!
ZuZu
08-02-2005, 07:03 AM
boris you should eat some ice cream, it helps, really it does.
indeed :joey:
Slade
08-02-2005, 07:42 AM
my tummy hurts
what should i do?

Go to the toilet......... ;)
boris no no
08-02-2005, 08:30 AM
Why don't you whine about it some more?
you now me foa
i whine all the time. i think my natural state is one of a whining stance
Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
08-02-2005, 08:37 AM
Jump in a big tub of mustard.

Or you can mix kerosene oil with minard's linament and drink it. No wait, that's for sore throats.

Honestly though, just try some pepto-bismal :p



mmmmmmmm..... pepto biismaal
*ETERNAL FANTASY*
08-02-2005, 08:40 AM
go to the toilet and take a sh*t, that should work and if that doesnt help, prepare a hotwater bottle and put it on your belly and if that doesnt help....errr.....sleep....? just try those two things i mentioned first but i think people have it covered, just goes to show theres always a possibility!
Lord Abortion
08-02-2005, 08:44 AM
my tummy hurts
what should i do?

Dr. L.A. recommends that since this stomach ache could be permanant, you should lay under a steam roller and get more flattened than Lindsay Lohan's breasts.....


:bigbiggri
boris no no
08-02-2005, 09:32 AM
ha! *is steam rollered*
nah....i'm putting it down to PMT....
I AM SOOO STRESSED!
DIIIIIIIE!
Rase
08-02-2005, 09:41 AM
Take a nap. :)
GooeyToast
08-02-2005, 09:55 AM
Take a dump


~Keep it gooey~
Boosk
08-02-2005, 12:46 PM
I have a good plan! GIVE ME ALL YOUR ICE CREAM!!!! gwhahahaha!.........argh! yummy ache....:( damn yoooooooooooou!! such chocolisious puddings....
well, I guess its gone now cos you just went into Derby to spend all you none existant moneys :D

Kagga :love:
NightShadow
08-02-2005, 02:01 PM
OMG!!! I know how to get you through this.Follow my lead *pushes everyone into a wall*

1. Hope on one foot 4 times
2. spin 8 times
3. do to back-flips
4. dance the cha cha slide

Great! now you just learned to throw up :) .
SomethingBig
08-02-2005, 05:15 PM
Go to the toilet......... :joey:
Fixed.
fire_of_avalon
08-02-2005, 10:59 PM
Why don't you whine about it some more?
you now me foa
i whine all the time. i think my natural state is one of a whining stance
xD <3
boris no no
08-02-2005, 11:02 PM
Why don't you whine about it some more?
you now me foa
i whine all the time. i think my natural state is one of a whining stance
xD <3
but it issssssssssss!
my foot hurts now ;___;
and my spleen ;_______;
Slade
08-03-2005, 07:23 AM
Go to the toilet......... :joey:
Fixed.

thanks.....i think my stomach hurts now