UK Fantasy Football 2005-2006

[tomamar04]

I was wondering if anyone would be intrested in an eyesonff English Premiership fantasy football league on Yahoo?

The link if anyone is intrested is http://uk.premiership.fantasysports.yahoo.com/football

if enough are intrested, I'll create an eyesonff league.

[silverpigeon97]

that is an awesome idea

[Cz]

I'd rather use Fantasy Manager like last year, but yeah, I'm up for it. :)

[Dreddz]

British were always superior anyways

Im up for it...

[tomamar04]

OK, the league ID is 4141 and the password is eyesonff.

[Psychotic]

I joined. Guess which team is mine. ;)

[Resha]

Yay~ Save the last spot for me...xD But I won't be SO foolish this time, only a litle bit foolish. ;_; xD

[DK]

I signed up :D My team is quite sucky, but oh well. :} Hopefully it should be fun.

[Resha]

Heck Dan, you can't beat me! ^_~ xD

[Doomie]

Done and done. ;]

[tomamar04]

Good, looks like we're getting some intrest.

[Shoden]

done now you shall all suffer my wrath

[Cz]

Well, I'm signed up and ready to defend my title. My team are hardly underdogs any more, so I've re-christened them AFC Overrated. :p

So, which team is which?

[Shoden]

mine is Omega United

[tomamar04]

Mine is south coast scorchers.

[Loony BoB]

This is Kyono, and my team are the Digital Midi Surfers, but I'm at BoB's place and I can't be arsed to log out and in again, so yeah.

[silverpigeon97]

team puta madre, guess what that means. So are we gona start a group or what.

[tomamar04]

team puta madre, guess what that means. So are we gona start a group or what.

All ready made one, the league ID is 4141 and the password is eyesonff.

[Doomie]

Doomsdonia *Is happy that he is the only non-European* :D

[Loony BoB]

Doomsdonia *Is happy that he is the only non-European* :D

Resha got here before you, and she's non-European. :}

And BM121 - Don't give us ideas xD Squally Leonharty is here and he will.

[Doomie]

Doomsdonia *Is happy that he is the only non-European* :D

Resha got here before you, and she's non-European. :}

And BM121 - Don't give us ideas xD Squally Leonharty is here and he will.

*Is happy that he is the only North American*

[Resha]

That is strange stuff, indeed. xD

[-N-]

lol soccer *flees*

[tomamar04]

What's so funny?

[eestlinc]

the EoFF US Fantasy Football league should get to have a face off with the EoFF UK Fantasy Football league.

[tomamar04]

Despite being completly different sports.

[Psychotic]

the EoFF US Fantasy Football league should get to have a face off with the EoFF UK Fantasy Football league.Or maybe we could have a joint prom instead.

[Cz]

'Prom' sounds too American. The correct term is school disco. :p

[Resha]

lol soccer *glee*

[eestlinc]

Despite being completly different sports.
i was under the impression they are the exact same sport.

[Doomie]

These filthy dirty brits, Resha, and I could kick your American asses any day of the week.

Is it too late to join fantasy football?

[tomamar04]

You can join anytime you want, but the season starts next week, so anytime after that you'll have a disadvantage.

[Doomie]

You can join anytime you want, but the season starts next week, so anytime after that you'll have a disadvantage.

I was talking about American Football. I'm already in this one. ;]

[Cz]

I thought we'd have more teams than this. Now my inevitable triumph will not seem quite so spectacular. :(

[Psychotic]

Perhaps we should PM gokufusionss1 and Doc Sark about it?

[Cz]

I miss Doc Sark anyway, so let's go for it.

[Heath]

Soft Mint City are ready to ROCK (the relegation zone)!

[tomamar04]

I miss Doc Sark anyway, so let's go for it.

If you miss Doc Sark, go on www.soccersaurus.com

He's already joined, but he's in another league.

[Resha]

These filthy dirty brits, Resha, and I could kick your American asses any day of the week.

:love: We're in a league of our own, are we not? And sure we could. :laughing:

[Psychotic]

He can join more than one league, can't he?

[tomamar04]

Yeah, but he doesn't come on here anymore so he won't bother.

[DK]

Soft Mint City are ready to ROCK (the relegation zone)!

You'll never be able to outsuck my Digital Midi Surfers! We'll fight you all the way to the bottom!

[Doomie]

Soft Mint City are ready to ROCK (the relegation zone)!

You'll never be able to outsuck my Digital Midi Surfers! We'll fight you all the way to the bottom!


Worst team names EVER. NO ONE CAN BEAT DOOMSDONIA!

[Cz]

Heath wins the name game. Softmints > all.

Of course, a name means nothing on the battlefield. :cool:

[DK]

My team mate is an in-joke between me and someone else. So I donut care what you think. B)

[Cz]

Don't worry, you come second anyway. In-joke or no in-joke, The Digital Midi Surfers just sounds cool. :p

[Psychotic]

I had the best team last year. I had Henry, Lampard, Shaun Wright-Phillips, Ashley Cole, Frank Queueueueeeueueuuedrue, and good bargain buys in Okocha and Berger. Where did it all go wrong?

...oh yeah, I had Harry Redknapp as a manager. The point of this post? Thank god we don't have to have managers this time around!

[DK]

Don't worry, you come second anyway. In-joke or no in-joke, The Digital Midi Surfers just sounds cool. :p

I like you, you are warm. :D I hope you win this season!

[tomamar04]

I've got Rooney and Gudjohnsen up front. Beat that!

[Heath]

I've got Rooney and Gudjohnsen up front. Beat that!

I have Gudjohnsen and I didn't want Shrek.

[DK]

I have Gudjohnsen and Boa Morte. Luis is gonna kick all of your asses B)

[Resha]

SHREK? :laugh: <3

[Doomie]

I've got Rooney and Gudjohnsen up front. Beat that!

I did. I have Rooney, Gudjohnsen AND Crespo up front. ;]

Is it possible to change my yahoo account? From do_omy to do_omie? Because I have two, and I joined with this one; do_omy. However, I'd like to change it to do_omie so I don't have to keep signing out. Do I have to restart my team?

EDIT: Not anymore. I got rid of Rooney and got someone MUCH BETTER. Hehehe

[Cz]

Yes. Yes you do.

[Doomie]

Yes. Yes you do.

:O! Fine fine.

EDIT: Done and done. So can the admin of our league thingie delete my team (Doomsdonia), because I can't find how.

[tomamar04]

OK!

[Doomie]

The Westridge Scrotums 4tw! Seriously, I wasn't even sure if Westridge was a place. The words just sounded good together.

[Heath]

The Westridge Scrotums 4tw! Seriously, I wasn't even sure if Westridge was a place. The words just sounded good together.

Westridge Girls' School (http://www.westridge.org/)

Suddenly your name is that much funnier xD

[Psychotic]

And much more appropriate. :p

[Doc Sark]

Yeah, but he doesn't come on here anymore so he won't bother.

Who says I don't come on here anymore. INFIDEL.

I lurk.

I own Yahoo Fantasy Football. Prepare to have your crown forcibly removed Mr. Black Mage 121.

[tomamar04]

Hey, he is here!

[Cz]

Yeah, but he doesn't come on here anymore so he won't bother.

Who says I don't come on here anymore. INFIDEL.

I lurk.

I own Yahoo Fantasy Football. Prepare to have your crown forcibly removed Mr. Black Mage 121.You see, now I'm afraid. *trembles*

[Doomie]

I seriously have to stop messing with my team. HURRY UP YOU STUPID DEADLINE.

[Psychotic]

4 days to go man, just 4 more days.

[Doomie]

Ha, one more day. *eye twitches*

[Burtsplurt]

Woo, last minute entry. What Would Jean-Luc Picard Do? are gunning for mid-table mediocrity. Or anything other than bottom, whichever.

[Heath]

Woo, last minute entry. What Would Jean-Luc Picard Do? are gunning for mid-table mediocrity. Or anything other than bottom, whichever.

So yeah, that totally beats my team name xD

[Psychotic]

Changed my team just now. Talk about last minute.

EDIT: And again. :laugh:

[Doomie]

So much for not editting our teams again Psy. xD

[Psychotic]

Knowing our luck, our old teams will get more points.

[Doomie]

Knowing our luck, our old teams will get more points.

Reina better to well.

[tomamar04]

Hope not.

I want Middlesborough to blast 3 goals past his bald head.

[Doc Sark]

That's as unlikely as your signature.

[Burtsplurt]

Hey, I fancy 6 from Middlesbrough. Preferably all from, erm, Ugo Ehiogu.

[tomamar04]

That's as unlikely as your signature.

Not as unlikely as yours...a dinosaur kicking a football?

[Doomie]

Alrighty. I checked it this morning and found a slot empty for some reason. Now I can't put a player in there. >=O

[tomamar04]

Obviuosly, the matches ended 2 hours ago!

[Doomie]

Obviuosly, the matches ended 2 hours ago!

Yes, but I can't put a player in there. And it's funny because I don't remember taking that player out. >=O

[Psychotic]

Hey, I fancy 6 from Middlesbrough. Preferably all from, erm, Ugo Ehiogu.Shame about his red card. :laugh:

[tomamar04]

Should get some point for Rooney this weekend.

[Doomie]

Well, no points for me in this first week. Looks like my victory will have to be a comeback. ;]

[Psychotic]

Teddy Sheringham will get about the same amount of points as Wayne Rooney, but for half the price. :) Go go gadget Drogba and Lampard against Wigan!

[Doomie]

We all know those West Ham and Wigan payers are hardcore.

[tomamar04]

Robinson kept a clean sheet for Spurs....gooooood....

[Doomie]

Robinson kept a clean sheet for Spurs....gooooood....

But Reina is better because a FFV character shares his name.

[tomamar04]

Is that the only reason you chose him for your team?

I still maintain that Dudek is Liverpools best keeper.

[Doomie]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....Dudek xD

Well, Psy and I agreed that since Dudek was injured, Reina would play all the games.

[Psychotic]

Reina > Dudek. I'm saying this as a Liverpool fan. Last season alone he saved 7 out of 9 penalties taken at him.

Oh, and he costs 2 points less than Robinson and also kept a clean sheet ;)

[Doomie]

And he puts the seat down after using the bathroom. >=D

[Psychotic]

5th place, eh? Still, today Chelsea and Arsenal play, and I have Drogba, Lampard, Ashley Cole and Toure. I think I'll be jumping up a few places.

[Doc Sark]

Me too, I have Del Horno, Ferreira, Robben, Cole and Crespo to play today.

[Heath]

Gudjohnsen, Joe Cole and Ashley Cole to play for me. Doubt I'll be second this evening.

[Burtsplurt]

I'm third, but I've got a feeling my Arsenal contingent are going to take a bit of a battering at Chelsea.

[tomamar04]

I'm leading, and I've still got 4 players (Jenas, Dyer, Cole and Gudjohnsen to play).

[Doomie]

Wow. I got a whopping 0 points. ;)

[Psychotic]

3rd place now. Nice.

[Shoden]

still in 9th but closing in on 8th

[Resha]

I'm so sad. *goes to change the silly things*

[Psychotic]

Why in the hell would you pick Louis Saha anyway, Resha? :laugh:

[tomamar04]

BTW can you change your team between matches:

e.g have only players that play on Saturday on saturday, and then change your team to players who only play on Sunday?

Because I was leading after Saturday, now I'm 6th...

[Resha]

Why in the hell would you pick Louis Saha anyway, Resha? :laugh:

;___; BECAUSE in my humble and probable incorrect opinion, he's pretty okay. xD But I soooold him, for someone...O_O I can't even remember, darn it.

Omgomg :whimper: The only thing that sits between me and my *ahem* usual throne of 'glory' is Doomie, and somehow that doesn't console me. o_O xD

[tomamar04]

Thing is with Saha, he's only 6th choice striker behind van Nistelrooy, Rooney, Smith, Ronaldo and Park.

[Resha]

Well, all I can remember is that he was doing quite well at the beginning of last season, I think. Round about when he got transferred to MU. :( But I've lost track of him since then and HE HAS FAILED ME. *got rid of Saha anyways*

[DK]

I have made my defence stronger and, er, more "I'm actually going to play a game this season". B)

I'm 7th, 7 is my favourite number so I'm clearly winning. Take that, Soft Mint City!

Edit: Just for your information, i'm 598th in the Man City fans group. :cool:

[Shoden]

if you want a good defender try jean alain boumsong he's amazing (wonder how a dick like souness could get him in the team



how do you play a game exactly?

[Psychotic]

e.g have only players that play on Saturday on saturday, and then change your team to players who only play on Sunday?Nope.
if you want a good defender try jean alain boumsong he's amazingYeah, please, everyone get Boumsong. He's the greatest in the Premiership right now.

[Shoden]

0_o never knew he was that good

[Doomie]

Damn, my current players suck. I'm last, and I THINK the only way to catch up is with a whole new line-up. I should probably sign the whole Newcastle team.

[Psychotic]

Yes, Newcastle look like they could be in with a shot of the title this year. I wish I could afford Ameobi, Milner, Chopra and Bramble, and if I could buy them, I most definitely would!

[Doomie]

I could afford them as soon as I get rid of Lampard, Crespo, and Bergkamp. Them + Boumsong = First place.

[Psychotic]

Don't forget Big Al up front and Shay Given in between the sticks.

Robbie Keane and Cristiano Ronaldo should also do well this week.

[Doomie]

Don't forget Big Al up front and Shay Given in between the sticks.

Robbie Keane and Cristiano Ronaldo should also do well this week.

WHAT?! No! Get more Newcastle players. THEY are the future!

[Psychotic]

Eh, you're probably right. *kicks out Lampard for Kieron Dyer* heck, now I can afford Jermain Jenas too! Oh happy black and white striped day!

[Doomie]

Word on the street says it's Shearer for Lampard, Crespo, and Ferreira. A bit of a bad deal for Newcastle if you ask me.

[tomamar04]

Newcastle suck!

Fine if you want to buy them....

[Shoden]

Newcastle suck because of graeme souness the bastard!

Shay Given is excellent in goal and you got a legend up front

mix the good parts of newcastle with what Man U, Arsenal and stuff

[tomamar04]

Man U and Spurs mixed together is the way to go...

[DK]

Bolton > All. Ivan Campo kicks your ass. Yeah, he does!

[Doc Sark]

Ivan Campo should have been sent off.

2nd right now I believe. The leader is doing a fine job.

[Psychotic]

Waaaaaaaay over their heads. :rolleyes2

[tomamar04]

Bolton are away to Everton, not a good way to go.

Look for players from teams who have easy games...

(Why am I giving rivals advice....)

Wait a sec...buy Robbie Savage, and anyone who plays for Sunderland.

[Shoden]

yeah buy mackems they suck

[tomamar04]

Well duh...

To concede 3 goals at home to Charlton...2 of them coming from Darren Bent, m ust be bad.

[Doomie]

Newcastle suck because of graeme souness the bastard!

Shay Given is excellent in goal and you got a legend up front

mix the good parts of newcastle with what Man U, Arsenal and stuff

That's what I told Psy. Half from Man U, half from Arsenal and none from Newcastle. Dream team, baby!

[Psychotic]

BUY THE NEWCASTLES!

[gokufusionss1]

just buy wayne rooney.

[DK]

Ivan Campo can't be sent off, his hair is too beautiful. Sending him off would be like crapping on the Mona Lisa.

[tomamar04]

Ivan Campo is an overweighy, ugly man, but he can sure play football.

[Shoden]

4-4-2 is the best formation

Rooney should be 1 striker Boumsong 1 defender

and Given in goal you need some good midfield so Dyer and C Ronaldo would do good

[DK]

Ivan Campo is an overweighy, ugly man, but he can sure play football.

Coming from a man who supports a team that has Ronaldo, Rooney, Van Nistelrooy and until recently Phil Neville, I don't think you're in any position to be calling Campo ugly :}

[Shoden]

oooooooh nice one

[tomamar04]

Ivan Campo is an overweighy, ugly man, but he can sure play football.

Coming from a man who supports a team that has Ronaldo, Rooney, Van Nistelrooy and until recently Phil Neville, I don't think you're in any position to be calling Campo ugly :}

Good point...

[Shoden]

i've only got one thing to say (couple actuall): XD, madness and http://www.panebianco3d.com/images/soccer-ball-calcio_01.jpg

those are some big balls eh

[Psychotic]

SHODEN STOP IT YOU'RE KILLING ME.

[Shoden]

thats the point lol

buy some dirty mackems and see if your team goes into -

[Doc Sark]

Waaaaaaaay over their heads. :rolleyes2


SHODEN STOP IT YOU'RE KILLING ME.

Psy, you gotta stop man!!! :lol:
Waaaaay over their heads has got to be the understatement of all time!!!!

[Shoden]

don't even try, not even a doctor can cure Psychotic's err mind problems.

[Psychotic]

The grammar in that post was so appalling, I can't even work out if it was an insult. I'll assume you were complimenting me on my boyish good looks. Thanks babe. :cool:

I don't think my team have done well this week.

[Doc Sark]

:laugh:

You find that a problem to huh? It's good to know things don't change.

[Shoden]

How the hell can people not read what i type?

It's legible.
Theres no rule for grammar.
I get enough of it at school/hell.
I'll work my arse off and edit it judt for you.

[Psychotic]

How the hell can people not read what i type?I didn't say I couldn't read it, I said I couldn't understand it.
Theres no rule for grammar.Yes, there are rules of grammar.
I get enough of it at school/hell.Then you should be good at it by now.
I'll work my arse off and edit it judt for you.Thanks babe, although I don't think it requires that much effort. ;)

[Doomie]

214 points, here I come.

[Shoden]

it'd be funny if the person at the bottem scored a straight 300 points XD.

[DK]

I love Paul Robinson, he is a sexy sexy man.

[Shoden]

i'm tieing at 8th place

[tomamar04]

I'm leading, by quite a long way. Thanks Paul Robinson and Ruud van Nistelrooy....

[Doc Sark]

Don't get too comfortable, I've only been awarded points for 2/11 of my players so far this week. Waiting for an update.

[tomamar04]

I don't think they've updated yesterday's games this week.

Anyway, there are matches midweek, so no Man U and Liverpool players for me...

[Burtsplurt]

Hmm, a bad week. I've now got rid of some dead wood and brought in the mighty Alexei Smertin. Hmm.

Still waiting for Jonathan Greening's points to be updated.

[DK]

Who is goku'forit?

[Cz]

This thread has got more posts in two weeks than it did all of last season. :grinpink:

Actually, I don't know if that's true, but it certainly would be a shocking statistic!

[DK]

I seem to recall asking a question about a member, not about post statistics. >;OOOO

<3

[Cz]

None of the answers to your question involved shocking statistics, so they weren't worth the effort of answering. >:o0O0Ooo0oOo0

E>

[Shoden]

damn i'm 9th now wtf happened?

[DK]

You suck?

[Shoden]

lies

[Psychotic]

I had a Newcastle player in my team last week. I bought him just for Shoden. Shoden, are you pleased with me now?

[Shoden]

I never asked but meh good on you. I sold Rooney for now

[silverpigeon97]

o my god my team sucks, why cant cisse score a damn goal? Petr cech is carrying my team, without him im nothing.

[Doomie]

I made sure to take a few Man U players.

[Shoden]

yeah i put some Man U players on my team Van Nistelroy-Shearer if Shearer does good i'll get to 7th

[silverpigeon97]

Just swapped cech for van der sar. Now have van nistlerooy, shearer and that arsenal guy, not henry the other one.

[Doomie]

Well, one of my big names is out so I could bring another in. Ah well.

[Shoden]

I had to sell C Ronaldo, buy a cheaper player, so that i could get Rooney in my 3 striker team.

[Psychotic]

I posted it there but I'll post it here too.

I took out Lampard and Drogba and now they have 3 goals. :(

And I thought the points didn't count and if they did it was for week 2, but they do! And they aren't! I hate my life. :laugh:

[DK]

Claus Jensen makes me happy. B) Removing Shaun Wright-Phillips doesn't. :(

[Psychotic]

Claus Jensen...tempting, tempting. But hey, at least I still have my precious baby Trevor Sinclair scoring! :love:

...did I really just call Trevor Sinclair my precious baby?

[DK]

Big Trev is a sexy beast and you know it. :love:

But sjaiofiofhpf, I bought Andy Cole and Joey Barton instead of Vassell and Sinclair, who were the two I originally wanted to buy. :(

[Shoden]

I'm still experimenting for a stable line up

[Doomie]

I posted it there but I'll post it here too.

I took out Lampard and Drogba and now they have 3 goals. :(

And I thought the points didn't count and if they did it was for week 2, but they do! And they aren't! I hate my life. :laugh:

I thought we had this discussion. Those games were listed in Week Two. Logic states that any goals scored during Week Two by players you own adds that amount of points to your total. Like, DUH.

[Psychotic]

And now I am top of the league. :cool:

[tomamar04]

I'm second now. :cry:

[Doc Sark]

I looked at your line-up last night before the games kicked off Psy, and you were my tip for the top.

I've closed the gap now from Saturday but it's still early days. It's a long old season boys and girls.

[tomamar04]

I'm still on target to beat you in 2 leagues though Doc!

[Doc Sark]

It's the same league you nutter. It's not like there are two different teams on the go.

Don't worry, I've closed far bigger gaps than the one between you and me on this game. You are like Man City, sitting up high in the table waiting to fall, and I am like Arsenal, suffering a setback to a rival but ready to mount an onslaught for the title.

[Psychotic]

As long as you don't beat me by one point thanks to the last game of the season Doc, I'm all for you storming up the league.

[Doc Sark]

Did I do that last time?

[Psychotic]

You know you did. :(

[tomamar04]

It's the same league you nutter. It's not like there are two different teams on the go.

Don't worry, I've closed far bigger gaps than the one between you and me on this game. You are like Man City, sitting up high in the table waiting to fall, and I am like Arsenal, suffering a setback to a rival but ready to mount an onslaught for the title.

No, I am Man United, you are Birmingham, so mediorcrity average it's unreal.

[gokufusionss1]

i've given you all a week start because i am that good.

[Resha]

*cringes* Bugger.

[Doomie]

i've given you all a week start because i am that good.

What he said.

[DK]

It's the same league you nutter. It's not like there are two different teams on the go.

Don't worry, I've closed far bigger gaps than the one between you and me on this game. You are like Man City, sitting up high in the table waiting to fall, and I am like Arsenal, suffering a setback to a rival but ready to mount an onslaught for the title.

you leave Man City out of this, you heartless bastard. :(

[Resha]

You are like Man City, sitting up high in the table waiting to fall, and I am like Arsenal, suffering a setback to a rival but ready to mount an onslaught for the title.

He speaks the truth! Arsenal are ready to erm...watchoo say? Mount an onslaught for the title! And come away with it in glory~

[Psychotic]

Does this mean that Doc Sark replaced his best player with a Belarusian, and has a squad as thin as a wafer?

[tomamar04]

Does this mean that Doc Sark replaced his best player with a Belarusian, and has a squad as thin as a wafer?

Best quote ever!

[Doomie]

Does this mean that Doc Sark replaced his best player with a Belarusian, and has a squad as thin as a wafer?

What kind of wafers to YOU eat? Mine are thick. And I pray we are talking about the cookies. You should have said that his squad is slimmer than the chances of Newcastle winning.

[Psychotic]

Dictionary.com said that they're thin, and when has that ever lied to me?

And indeed I should have. :laugh:

[Resha]

Does this mean that Doc Sark replaced his best player with a cute Belarusian, and has a squad as thin as a wafer but stronger than a gobstopper?

:) Amended.

[Doomie]

Does this mean that Doc Sark replaced his best player with a cute Belarusian, and has a squad as thin as a wafer but stronger than a gobstopper?

:) Amended.

Harder than a gobstopper?

[Resha]

Hard things are strong, sometimes. xD Same difference! *hypnotises you* You didn't seeeee anything.

[Doomie]

Hard things are strong, sometimes. xD Same difference! *hypnotises you* You didn't seeeee anything.

Except the suckiness of Newcastle! Hohohohoho...

...

Sorry Shoden. xDDDDD

[Resha]

Hey, Shay Given wasn't THAT bad. :p Only the Fulham guy was better. ...Only Arsenal trashed them :cool: so maybe it was a bad move :o

[Doomie]

Hey, Shay Given wasn't THAT bad. :p Only the Fulham guy was better. ...Only Arsenal trashed them :cool: so maybe it was a bad move :o

Didn't we have this conversation? Go with Reina :)

[Resha]

Yes we did, I think. And nah. :)

[Cz]

Does this mean that Doc Sark replaced his best player with a cute Belarusian sold an excellent but ageing player for a tidy sum and then signed a scintillating young (cute) talent who plays in a totally different position, and has a squad as thin as a wafer but stronger than a gobstopper, and actually manages to field a strong side every week?Amended again. :p

[Resha]

Does this mean that Doc Sark replaced his best player with a cute Belarusian sold an excellent but ageing player for a tidy sum and then signed a scintillating young (cute) talent who plays in a totally different position, and has a squad as thin as a wafer but stronger than a gobstopper, and actually manages to field a strong side every week?Amended again. :p

Genius! :love:

[Psychotic]

Does this mean that Doc Sark sold his best player for a tidy sum which has not been spent on anything productive and then signed a scintillating young (cute) talent who plays in a totally different position and is undoubtedly going to reach the dizzy heights that Giles Grimandi reached, and has a squad as thin as a wafer but stronger than a gobstopper which has been up Arsene Wenger's arse for several months, and actually manages to field a strong side every week (go go super Pascal Cygan!) also: WHAT THE HELL IS WITH YOUR TEAM'S KIT, DOC SARK?! WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO IT YOU FOOL?!

PS: Maybe his team will do well in Europe this year...hmmm....NAH!I think we're getting closer.

[DK]

I feel like I should find this funny but I don't. I'm broken someone fix me :(

[Resha]

Does this mean that Doc Sark sold his best player for a tidy sum which has not been spent on anything productive YET and then signed a scintillating young (cute) talent who plays in a totally different position but has fit into the team amazingly and astoundingly well as far as I can see and is undoubtedly going to reach the dizzy heights that Giles Grimandi reached (what, who?), and has a squad as thin as a wafer but stronger than a gobstopper which has been up Arsene Wenger's arse for several months and don't you find it amazing that I actually knew where it was? -of course I make a point of knowing what's up Wenger's arse- and actually manages to field a strong side every week (gone gone super Pascal Cygan!) also: WHAT THE HELL IS WITH YOUR TEAM'S KIT, DOC SARK?! WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO IT YOU FOOL?! *insert rabble here*

PS: Maybe his team will do well in Europe next year as well...hmmm....YAH!

I think we're getting closer.

Yes, we are. :rolleyes2

[Doomie]

Does this mean that Doc Sark sold his best player for a tidy sum which has not been spent on anything productive YET and then signed a scintillating young (cute) talent who plays in a totally different position but has fit into the team amazingly and astoundingly well as far as I can see and is undoubtedly going to reach the dizzy heights that Giles Grimandi reached (what, who?), and has a squad as thin as a wafer but stronger than a gobstopper which has been up Arsene Wenger's arse for several months and don't you find it amazing that I actually knew where it was? -of course I make a point of knowing what's up Wenger's arse- and actually manages to field a strong side every week (gone gone super Pascal Cygan!) also: WHAT THE HELL IS WITH YOUR TEAM'S KIT, DOC SARK?! WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO IT YOU FOOL?! *insert rabble here*

PS: Maybe his team will do well in Europe next year as well...hmmm....YAH!

I think we're getting closer.

Yes, we are. :rolleyes2

A lot closer than the distance from a soccer ball to a Newcastle player when Boumsong passes the ball. Hohohoho

[gokufusionss1]

anyone else notice most of us in here are banned from EOFF.

[Cz]

Does this mean that Doc Sark sold his best player for a tidy sum which has not been spent on anything productive YET and then signed a scintillating young (cute) talent who plays in a totally different position but has fit into the team amazingly and astoundingly well as far as I can see and is undoubtedly going to reach the dizzy heights that Giles Grimandi reached (by winning the Premiership and F.A. Cup in the same season), and has a squad as thin as a wafer but stronger than a gobstopper which has been up Arsene Wenger's arse for several months and don't you find it amazing that I actually knew where it was? -of course I make a point of knowing what's up Wenger's arse-*insert rabble here* and actually manages to field a strong side every week (gone gone super Pascal Cygan who scored twice this week and therefore has scored twice as many goals as the entire Liverpool squad put together!) also: WHAT THE HELL IS WITH YOUR TEAM'S KIT, DOC SARK?! WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO IT YOU FOOL?! *insert more rabble here*

PS: Maybe his team will do well in Europe next year as well instead of continually exaggerating their own abilities and riding on his over-inflated ego based upon an astonishing fluke that will most likely never be repeated again before the universe implodes and we are all crushed into a zillion tiny pieces...hmmm....YAH!

PPS: Psy is ugly.It could use a few smilies, but that looks about right to me. :cool:

[Psychotic]

Does this mean that Doc Sark sold his best player for a tidy sum which has not been spent on anything productive YET and then signed a scintillating young (cute) talent who plays in a totally different position but has fit into the team amazingly and astoundingly well as far as I can see and is undoubtedly going to reach the dizzy heights that Giles Grimandi reached (by winning the Premiership and F.A. Cup in the same season by riding on the talents of others), and has a squad as thin as a wafer but stronger than a gobstopper which has been up Arsene Wenger's arse for several months and don't you find it amazing that I actually knew where it was? -of course I make a point of knowing what's up Wenger's arse-*insert rabble here* and actually manages to field a strong side every week except for when seven players get injured (which they will) and then they'll be screwed. (gone gone super Pascal Cygan who scored twice this week and therefore has scored twice as many goals as the entire Liverpool squad put together lol Djibril Cisse asl???? 6 goals this season!?!?!? lol steve gerrard lol liek 7 or 8 goals me no know!!!!!) also:WHAT THE HELL IS WITH YOUR TEAM'S KIT, DOC SARK?! WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO IT YOU FOOL?! No seriously, Cz and Resh', even you can't defend the travesty that is Doc Sark's new kit.

PS: Maybe his team will do well in Europe next year because they have a great history of doing well in Europe...oh wait, no they don't, woo-hoo! we all love the CL Quarter Finals! Maybe when Doc Sark realises his tactics just don't work in Europe and changes them he'll do well. Maybe he could take a leaf out of Liverpool's book, after all, the last 4 European trophies by English teams were all by Liverpool, and they're the only English side to have won any trophy in Europe for the last 5 years. Also Doc Sark should give thanks to Liverpool winning these trophies, as this boosts up England's ranking and otherwise his team might not automatically qualify for the Champion's League group stages for finishing second. :)

PPS: Psy is ugly but Cz is sexy, as he is a dead ringer for Martin Keown.

PPPS: :roll: :elk: :twak: :fpcow: :drool: :fencing:And we're done.

Anyway, I'm not sure how well in the league I've done today, although two of my players did score so :cool:

....unless I sold Del Horno. I can't remember.

[Resha]

Does this mean that Doc Sark sold his best player for a tidy sum which has not been spent on anything productive YET and then signed a scintillating young (cute) talent who plays in a totally different position but has fit into the team amazingly and astoundingly well as far as I can see and is undoubtedly going to reach the dizzy heights that Giles Grimandi reached (by winning the Premiership and F.A. Cup in the same season by riding on the talents of others), and has a squad as thin as a wafer but stronger than a gobstopper which has been up Arsene Wenger's arse for several months and don't you find it amazing that I actually knew where it was? -of course I make a point of knowing what's up Wenger's arse-*insert rabble here* and actually manages to field a strong side every week except for when seven players get injured (which they will) and then they'll be screwed. (gone gone super Pascal Cygan who scored twice this week and therefore has scored twice as many goals as the entire Liverpool squad put together lol Djibril Cisse asl????) also:WHAT THE HELL IS WITH YOUR TEAM'S KIT, DOC SARK?! WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO IT YOU FOOL?! No seriously, Cz and Resh', even you can't defend the travesty that is Doc Sark's new kit.

PS: Maybe his team will do well in Europe next year because they have a great history of doing well in Europe...oh wait, no they don't, woo-hoo! we all love the CL Quarter Finals! Maybe when Doc Sark realises his tactics just don't work in Europe and changes them he'll do well. Maybe he could take a leaf out of Liverpool's book, after all, the last 4 European trophies by English teams were all by Liverpool, and they're the only English side to have won any trophy in Europe for the last 5 years. Also Doc Sark should give thanks to Liverpool winning these trophies, as this boosts up England's ranking and otherwise his team might not automatically qualify for the Champion's League group stages for finishing second. :)

PPS: Psy is ugly but Cz is sexy, as he is a dead ringer for Martin Keown.

PPPS: :roll: :elk: :twak: :fpcow: :drool: :fencing:And we're done.


I can so defend that kit. :( The cute Belarusian who plays in a completely different position but has fit into the team amazingly and astoundingly well as far as I can see and is undoubtedly going to reach the dizzy heights that Giles Grimandi reached (by winning the Premiership and F.A. Cup in the same season by his own awesome SKILL) looks AWESOME in it. :love: Yeah. Absolutely spiffing.

[DK]

Another win for Man City. I love Andy Cole, he is a shining example for what you can do in your 90's. :cool:

[Psychotic]

I was alarmed at Man City losing to Portsmouth, as I had no less than three of their players in my side, but luckily they turned it around. Shame my precious beautiful baby didn't score though.

[DK]

Yeah, I was going to change Joey Barton for Reyna but I didn't, and then Reyna scored. :( I should go with my instincts more often.

Oh and Nicky Hunt sucks for giving away a penalty >:\

If we change our team around now do we still get the points from the players we remove? I want to get some for tomorrows game o:

[Psychotic]

Nope. We can only change our squad for next week (although there are no games next week).

[DK]

Gay, I have no players from any of the games tomorrow. Oh well, never mind. I hope they're both 0-0 draws. <3

[Psychotic]

Ah, tomamar took the lead from me by 7 points. Still, we both have three players that play tomorrow so we'll see what happens then.

Meanwhile, Del Mordor has shot up the table, after starting last he has already shot up three places, and is now very close to Cz's AFC Overrated, who currently are living up to their namesake.

[Doomie]

Good ol' Reyna. I'm glad I switched him in. :cool: I also got four Man U players playing tomorrow. It should be an "okay" week. And it's funny because I didn't notice that Liverpool and Arsenal weren't playing, so it's only eight out of eleven. Ah well, better than week one where it was 0 out of 11. xD

[tomamar04]

I need a van Nistelrooy hat-trick today....then I'll be way ahead...

So Doc, how's your shoot up the table thing going?

[Psychotic]

I need a van Nistelrooy hat-trick today....then I'll be way ahead...No you won't, because I have him too. :laugh:

Charlton beat Middlesbrough 3-0, and I had two Charlton players, so heh. :)

[Doc Sark]

*ignores tomamar in the same way Jose Mourinho ignores the underlings that are Alex Ferguson and Arsene Wenger. Mainly because they are inferior and jealous that they will never again reach the dizzying heights that will be achieved by the Portuguese maestro even though they may feel at any time they have claimed a temporary victory.*

I hope the last two pages of this thread have taught you all a valuable lesson about media speculation. You've all gone mad talking about my team and their lovely kit without allowing me the chance to explain my actions.

I have sold my influential, yet aging captain for a decent sum of money, a shrewd move I think, but because I am an arrogant frenchman who wouldn't know a big name signing if he came up and punched me in the face, I'm yet to sign a replacement though I am happy with the start the cute Belorusian has made.

My team will do ok in Europe this year, as our group is quite possibly the easiest group in Champions League history. I imagine as soon as I have to play a team with any serious European pedigree, said arrogance will resurface and I will refuse to change my style of play which is so poorly suited to European football.

As for the kit, well, "I didn't see it." ;)

[Psychotic]

Hmmm, I'm not so sure that Ar....sorry...the Whiglash Warriors...will overcome Ajax quite so easily although qualification from that group is very likely.

And Ruud van Nistelrooy and Rooney both scored, which will please Del Mordor as he has them both in his team, and he should overtake Czanthor (although Darren Bent of Charlton did score too, and Cz has him). Apparently Jean Alain Boumsong the "amazing" defender was at fault for both goals. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showpost.php?p=1263166&postcount=105) And the Toon are still without a goal. Shepherd is going to make Souness history now, I think.

[Shoden]

Souness should of went long ago.

When do the points get updated.

[Resha]

Hmmm, I'm not so sure that Ar....sorry...the Whiglash Warriors...will overcome Ajax quite so easily although qualification from that group is very likely.


Let's talk about Liverpool.

Liverpool played fantastically in the finals; but everyone knows they got past Chelsea in the semi-finals by complete fluke in the first place. They have Chelsea in their group again, d'you think they'll be able to pull off another lucky, fluke win? To qualify, even?

[Cz]

I'm not sure whether to laugh at Psy or with him, but whichever one I decide, rest assued that the comment about Doc Sark's new kit will not stand. And I still think it could have used a few more smilies. :confused: :weep: :fpcry: :roll:


*ignores tomamar in the same way Jose Mourinho ignores the underlings that are Alex Ferguson and Arsene Wenger. Mainly because they are inferior and jealous that they will never again reach the dizzying heights that will be achieved by the Portuguese maestro even though they may feel at any time they have claimed a temporary victory.*

I hope the last two pages of this thread have taught you all a valuable lesson about media speculation. You've all gone mad talking about my team and their lovely kit without allowing me the chance to explain my actions.

I have sold my influential, yet aging captain for a decent sum of money, a shrewd move I think, but because I am an arrogant frenchman who wouldn't know a big name signing if he came up and punched me in the face, I'm yet to sign a replacement though I am happy with the start the cute Belorusian has made.

My team will do ok in Europe this year, as our group is quite possibly the easiest group in Champions League history. I imagine as soon as I have to play a team with any serious European pedigree, said arrogance will resurface and I will refuse to change my style of play which is so poorly suited to European football.

As for the kit, well, "I didn't see it." That'll do nicely, although I prefer the word stubborn to arrogant.

And of course, no matter how successful Jose Mourinho may become, every manager, be they Alex Ferguson or Roy McFarland, can claim victory over the man for having done things the honest way. We're all jealous of Mourniho, yes. But only in the same way as we're jealous of the rich kid down the street whose parents bought him a convertible for his birthday. Succeed or fail, we remain safe in the knowledge that we didn't cheat. :cool:

I should start making a decent commitment to this thing. The current EoFF league table does not make for good reading. :(

[Psychotic]

Liverpool v Chelsea a fluke? Semi-Finals like that are played over two legs to prevent flukes. If Chelsea, the champions, cannot put one past us in 180 minutes of football, I think that's skillful defending, not flukery. Liverpool and Chelsea were evenly matched over the two legs, so no, not a fluke, Liverpool had a chance and took it.

If Liverpool had got Arsenal's group, they would qualify with no problems. We get Real Betis and they get FC Thun. Although whether or not Liverpool can overcome Real Betis (I doubt Arsenal could, to be honest) is another matter, although with Rafael Benitez, as a Spanish manager who won the league with Valencia, and Liverpool having several players from Spain, we should have good knowledge of their playing style.

[Doc Sark]

I think Arsenal would beat Betis without too many problems. They're not that amazing and really overperfomed last season to make it to the Champions league at the expense of other Spanish clubs like Sevilla, Sociedad and Valencia.

Still they'll be a good test of Liverpool's mettle.

I'm with you on the "not a fluke" issue though. Chelsea don't score a goal for 180 minutes, they didn't deserve to go to the final. The goal may have been contentious, but guaranteed Chelsea would have fancied their chances much more at 1-0 with 11 men, than 1-0 with 10.

[silverpigeon97]

After the super league cup liverpool will not win anything for ages, theyre being carried by a few good payers and thats it. Face it, they suck. And who else thinks that Newcastle are going to be relegated.

[Shoden]

If Souness stays thats what will happen. You'd have to be blind and stupid to say "Souness is great" bah, he's an idiot, on the verge of wrecking another team.

Even if they go down I refuse to to do what most football fans do: Ditcht he team ahnd go for the currently top team/s.

[Psychotic]

Yes, back on top of the league! Thank you Charlton's Stephan Andersen!

[Doomie]

Yes, back on top of the league! Thank you Charlton's Stephan Andersen!

I wish I hadn't forgotten to switch goalie. xD

EDIT: Shearer smells.

I still think Liverpool can beat Chelsea again. Can they beat AC Milan again, if they ever play them? I think not. :cool: <3 Psy

[tomamar04]

Damn, back down to second again. I knew Ugo Ehiogu would be a mistake.


ps. Liverpool and Chelsea will both qualify, not sure who on top though. Man Utd and Arsenal will to, Rangers will struggle though. And yes, Newcastle do suck Shoden, with or without Souness.

[Shoden]

lol thats funny.

Before Souness came they were a top 5 premier league team and thats a fact.

I'm not saying anything bad about your teams and I find it horribly unfair that you keep bashing on Newcastle.

NUFC HAVE THE MOST LOYAL FANS FOR THE SAKE OF CHOCOLATE AND SORRY FOR THE CAPS, there i'm done now can we get back to Yahoo's fantasy football instead of bashing Newcastle.

[Psychotic]

NUFC HAVE THE MOST LOYAL FANS FOR THE SAKE OF CHOCOLATE AND SORRY FOR THE CAPS, there i'm done now can we get back to Yahoo's fantasy football instead of bashing Newcastle.Yes, constantly calling for the manager or the chairman's head is a very loyal thing to do. :rolleyes2

[Shoden]

Loyal as in loyal to the team.


Keep bashing and flaming and i swear I'll turn you all into fish!

[Psychotic]

We're not bashing or flaming, we're having a discussion about who has the most loyal fans :p

I think Celtic and Rangers have the most loyal fans. Although Liverpool have the loudest fans in sport. (no, really, they broke the record for it or something)

[Shoden]

I'm being honest, there was a survey carried out about it. 2nd place are Sunderland fans.


You're making an excuse because you don't want to be "Psychotic the fish!"

[Doomie]

A fish. Boumsong. Same thing. :p Anywho, it's an empty week. Ah well. :(

[Shoden]

*Turns Del into fish*

JJ has fucked off to Spurs.

With a bit more team sorting I'll be able to get some more points.

[Psychotic]

Hey Shoden, I hear they're offering Michael Owen for 12 points. Why don't you buy him for 17? ;)

Sorry, I couldn't resist. :p

[Shoden]

I doubt he'd be there because the players and the teams are all done before the Season starts, it's like football games they are done before the season so transfers don't come into the game.

[Psychotic]

Uh...yes they do. Essien wasn't there at the start but now he is. I think he's now scored a grand total of -1 points.

[Shoden]

Theres only players from the premierleague , was he in he prem before the season end last year?

[Psychotic]

I bet you one night of pure passionate sex that Michael Owen will be added.

(But you have to pay the night to Del Mordor, he's too embarassed to say anything but I know he wants it ;))

[Doomie]

I bet you one night of pure passionate sex that Michael Owen will be added.

(But you have to pay the night to Del Mordor, he's too embarassed to say anything but I know he wants it ;))

I've been waiting for this Shoden. Almost as long as Newcastle has been waiting for a goal.

[Shoden]

this is coming from the guy who raped a stick woman!

I'd rather not, Football is football. Owen isn't in the listings yet, I doubt he will be. There are only premierleague players (I think)


Psychotic you need to stop drinking!

Del Mordor, wtf is with that avi?

and also Psy, why is your avy a bull dog and reindeer genetically altered into a freak of nature intent on destroying existence as it is?

[Doomie]

There are only premierleague players
Del Mordor, wtf is with that avi?

Hey, hold on there Shoden, Newcastle haven't been relegated yet! It's NEXT season he won't be included!

It's a monkey wearing a diaper. DUH :rolleyes2

[Shoden]

I know what is i asked what is with it.


The chances have been heavily reduced of NUFC relegation. Even if they go down I wont do what most bastards do and support another team like the majoirty of fans of Manchester United, Chelsea and Arsenal (True fans don't take offence). I'll stay with the Black and white army for as long as I can think of.


Monkeys suck... Squirrels pwn

[Doomie]

I'll stay with the Black and white army for as long as I can think of.

Juventus? Because AC Milan pwnz Juventus.

[Shoden]

WRONG!!!!!!!!!

DON'T EVER SAY THAT! Juventus's main coloUrs werent originally black and white.


Newcastle United is known as the black and white army though one of Juventus's strips have the same colours the stripes are thinner and differently laid out. Newcastle United have been Black and white since the team came together in 1892, Even before one of the teams (west end or east end) had black and white.

[Cz]

Notts. County 4 LIFE.

http://footballfocus.xsmnet.com/facup/misc/1894NottsCounty.JPG

:thumb:

[Psychotic]

I like how all of the ones on the back row have their arms folded, except one who is touching his "friend".

And Cz, you're 10th now, just 10 points ahead of Shoden...what happened to you?

[Doomie]

I like how all of the ones on the back row have their arms folded, except one who is touching his "friend".

And Cz, you're 10th now, just 10 points ahead of Shoden...what happened to you?

Herpes happened. Well, is either that or Newcastle-itis where you start sucking.

[Cz]

Well, is either that or Newcastle-itis where you start sucking.It's a combination of that and AFC Overrated-ness. Besides, who would have thought that Sylvain Distin (the backbone of any world-class side) would be injured?

[Doc Sark]

Juventus? Because AC Milan pwnz Juventus.

They pwnz them so much, they even finished lower than them in the league last year.

Michael Owen will be added Shoden, all new players are added, it would be a pretty stupid game if you got to change your team every week but all the players in the premier league weren't available.

Cz, you're asking for trouble with Distin mate, much like I was asking for trouble when stupidly put Phil Neville in my team, only for him to be sent off. Schoolboy errors all round then.

Phil Neville = Worst player ever to play for England/Man Utd and by the looks of it Everton. Keep raising that bar Phil.

[Shoden]

XD. Here is something Newcastle have come 2nd in the table several more times than most teams, with wins such as 5-0, 7-1 and stuff that is not sucking. The ability to have Players Like Owen, Shearer, Luque and Legends of the whole country such as Jackie Milburn, Paul Gascoigne and Peter Beardsley that is not what I call a crap club.

I just had to let that all out sometime and Before it would of ended up in something that is absolute b/s so i just posted it now.

To tell the truth In Yahoo football i hardly stick with one team.

I feel like renaming my club to Jesus FC.


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