Are you a PT?

[Flying Mullet]

Oh yeah, we had the wittiest zings when we were kids.

<i>I'm rubber and you're glue
whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!</i>

<i>Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me!</i>

What witty comebacks, zings, etc... do you remember having in your aresenal as a kid?

[Cz]

Your 1337 javascript skills could have come in handy here, FM.

That's one of mine. :D

[Hawkeye]

Your mom!

[UWAOOOOU]

I was using "I see your lips moving but I just keep hearing BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH" well before it was on any tee shirt.

[Doomie]

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but your dad's still in jail. :cool:

[Meat Puppet]

No, I wont sleep with you.

It was funny at first but it got more and more common when it dragged out into an age group where it actually matters. :(

[Roxula]

pregnant teacher gets my vote, heres mine
your gay i'm not now go be gay and leave me alone
thats the worst i've heard

[Flying Mullet]

Your 1337 javascript skills could have come in handy here, FM.
I didn't even think of using buttons for that. :cry:

[fire_of_avalon]

*Megan's third grade classroom*

Random person: MEGAN SAY I.
Megan....I?
Random person: NOW SPELL CUP
Megan....C - U - P
Random Person: EW GROSS HAHA YOU SEE ME PEE LOLZ

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

Raise your arms and spell bobo.

[Flying Mullet]

Raise your arms and spell bobo.
xD I never heard that one before. :D

[Cz]

I can't wait for a Pregnant Teacher to post in this thread. :D

[Resha]

There've been two PT's already! :o But it's so hard deciding which is worse...being a pregnant teacher or not being potty trained. Curses and bonks upon ye for forcing me to make a choice. :(

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

I was born on a pirate ship.

[Resha]

Does that make you a pirate?

[Flying Mullet]

Hold your tongue down with your finger and say it and see if you're a pirate. :)

[Levian]

I was born on a pile of /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif?

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

I'm very sorry. It must have been hard for you.

[Levian]

I'm very sorry. It must have been hard for you.

I'm rubber and you're glue
whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!

so there! :mad2:

[Denmark]

Hold your tongue down with your finger and say "I'm an apple". lolz I'm so funny.

[Silmaril]

I used "What you say is what you are" a lot in grade school.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

Do you have HIV? Are you positive?

[UWAOOOOU]

I used "What you say is what you are" a lot in grade school.As long as we all agree that one sucks.

[Rye]

The cootie thing was fun. You'd touch someone and be like "Aaaaah, (insert name) Cooties, pass it on!"

[Flying Mullet]

Aaaaah, Rye Cooties, pass it on!

[Resha]

Who can forget "Opposite Day"???

--->You suck.
->It's OPPOSITE DAY NYA NYA~
--->You rock.
->I lied.

;_________;

[Rye]

Circle circle, dot dot, now I have the cootie shot!

[Flying Mullet]

Ah yes, opposites. :)

"Yes means no and no means yes."
"Are you dumb?"
"Yes."
"Ha, ha, ha, you said yes that means you're dumb."
"But you said yes means no."
"I lied"

or

"Yes means no and no means yes."
"Are you dumb?"
"No."
"Ha, ha, ha, you said no and it's opposite day so that means you said yes, you're dumb."

[Cz]

Two masters at work:

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2002/20020805l.gif

[Resha]

Boys vs girls in tag! Boys chase girls. Girls pretend to kiss boys. Boys = EEEEEWWWWWWWand run away. Girls = *win*

Or...

Boys vs girls in tag. Girls hide in the girl's toilet. ^_~

[Flying Mullet]

Oh yeah, well I held (insert girl's name here)'s hand yesterday for five minutes!

*is the shizznit on the playground for the next two recesses* :cool:

[Resha]

Oh, ew, you've got GIRL GERMS. ;_;

[Meat Puppet]

I jumped off the castle and slammed (insert girl's name here) face into the concrete.

:cool:

[eestlinc]

have you told your parents that you're gay yet?

[Mo-Nercy]

Nice pants

[Shlup]

One of the boys in second grade used to tell me, "You're pretty! Pretty ugly. Nah, you're just plain ugly!"

I wasn't offended; I just thought he was dumb. Probably jealous 'cause I kicked his ass at dodgeball.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

I knew this kid who liked to tell me that I was funny. Funny <i>look</i>ing.

So now I keep my head wrapped in a long, mummy-like bandage at all times.

[Lindy]

Similar, only I keep his head in bandages.

Not attached to his body.

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

Reall Funny Man-Person(holy cow that make an awesome username): "What is red and itchy?"
Totally Stupid Bumhead: "Err, I dunno,"
Reall Funny Man-Person: "Fanny rash!"
Reall Funny Man-person: "You get it?"
Totally Stupid Bumhead: "Yeah, like it is red-"
Reall Funny Man-person: "HAHAHAHAHA, you get fanny rash!"