A crush on Cloud?

[Rye]

Is it just me, or did you get an impression that the guy on the Highwind that saves the game, restores your HP/MP, etc has a bit of a crush on Cloud when he said:


http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b235/ryeryechu/ooohcloud.jpg

Wow, it seems like everyone has a crush on Cloud? Mukki, Tifa, Aeris, Highwind Guy, Barret, etc. Why do you think that is?

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

http://norbert-x.com/rock/userfiles/Kishi/cloudinadress.png

[DragonTU84]

ROFL!! Hehe, what a great pic!! I absolutely LOVED that part in the game! :D It was SO hilarious!

[Levian]

It must be that glow in his eyes. rawr. Or because Japanese people made the game. Those crazy Japanese. :rolleyes:

[Rye]

Or his "pokey head" as the people in the game say.

[Meat Puppet]

He's a couple of cyclinders, a few triangles and a sphere. I think it'd be hard not to have a crush on him.

[Psychotic]

Barret's pet name for him is "spikey ass".

[Chris]

So that means he's actually checked his butt out! xD

[Necronopticous]

Damnit, I thought this was going to be a thread of Rye announcing her deep and undying love for Cloud.

Anyway, I think I'll take this time to announce my deep and undying love for Cloud:

I have a deep and undying love for Cloud.

There, I said it.

[Destai]

Damnit, I thought this was going to be a thread of Rye announcing her deep and undying love for Cloud.

Anyway, I think I'll take this time to announce my deep and undying love for Cloud:

I have a deep and undying love for Cloud.

There, I said it. !

[Rengori]

*play Metal Gear Solid alert sound effect*

[Rye]

Damnit, I thought this was going to be a thread of Rye announcing her deep and undying love for Cloud.

Anyway, I think I'll take this time to announce my deep and undying love for Cloud:

I have a deep and undying love for Cloud.

There, I said it.

Oooh, confessions~ I have one too:

I have a deep and undying love for Palmer.

[-N-]

I have a deep and undying love for the truck driver that blindsided Palmer.

[Rye]

I have a deep and undying love for the truck driver that blindsided Palmer.

I don't. Poor Palmer. He may never slap his butt while in battle again. ;_________;

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b235/ryeryechu/palmerishot.gif

[KoShiatar]

I have a deep and undying love for the truck driver that blindsided Palmer.

Me too.
And I love Tifa because she slapped Scarlet.
And I love everyone who will ever hurt Heidegger badly and set fire to his pants.
And I have a shallow and short-lived (hopefully) love for Cloud, too.

[Rye]

Fickle!

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

Because whenever anyone sees him the are on Cloud 9.

[Ohhh]

I have a feeling this thread is where i belong...

[MushroomZOMBIE]

Originally Posted by KoShiatar
And I love Tifa because she slapped Scarlet.

Right on!!! :thumb: I think most of the guys (pilots) in the Highwind are of homosexual orientation...........

[Sakura Valentine]

Hehe, I think Sephiroth is hotter... :love:

[MushroomZOMBIE]

^ Agreed!!!! :D I didn't really like Cloud's attitude before what happened in Mideel (That weird "Dream Like" sequence, in which he was trying to remember who he was.) He wasn't good-looking for me,anyways..........almost everything about Cloud is the opposite of what I want for a guy......well,that's just me.

[MagusBoy]

I always thought Rufus was kinda cute.

[Lenna]

Lmao Rye. That's the funniest thing I've heard about any minor character in FF7 :P And seeing as my mind is full of innuendo's of stuff it just makes me giggle haha. ;D

[Floorgasborg]

I always thought Rufus was kinda cute.

Ah! Someone who sees sense! How can anyone not think he's cute, one way or another? Mind you, most of the ShinRa crowd are loveable. Nice to know someone sees the attraction in Palmer, too, heheh ^_^
Since this thread is turning into a cute-character one, I'm waiting for the Vincent band wagon to rise up in chorus.
Back on topic, I never thought that guy had a thing for Cloud. I think he's just another jittery little steward who knows he shouldn't mess with someone who eats Behemoths for breakfast.

[Mercen-X]

Vincent rocks! *insert fandom bgm*


Guy rank
Sephiroth, Vincent, Rufus, Rude, Cloud, Tseng
Girl rank
Yuffie, Tifa, Elena, Jessie, Aeris, Shera
Other
Cait Sith, chocobos, Nanaki, Dark Nation, wolves

[Craig]

Are you saying you have a crush on Cait Sith?

[krissy]

u sayin u don't?

[G SpOtZ]

Dark Nation kicked ass.

btw if i were ever a girls i wouldn't wanna touch cloud. his hair could poke an eye out. either that or pleasure a girl down *there*

well actually i'm having second thoughts...

if i was a girl, i'd want cloud. u know what they say about big swords... just kidding, that's sick.

hooray for tifa's boobage.

[Rye]

Dark Nation kicked ass.

btw if i were ever a girls i wouldn't wanna touch cloud. his hair could poke an eye out. either that or pleasure a girl down *there*

well actually i'm having second thoughts...

if i was a girl, i'd want cloud. u know what they say about big swords... just kidding, that's sick.

hooray for tifa's boobage.

xDDDD You win.

[KoShiatar]

Vincent rocks! *insert fandom bgm*




Anyone said Vincent? *runs and hides*

[Rye]

Vincent is cool. ;_____;

[Cloud No.9]

Heidegger was hot

[Ultima Shadow]

Tifa: OMG! Cloud, you're hot! Want to date ME?
Cloud: LOL! You suck!
Yuffie: Cloud... I...
Cloud: Shuthup! You suck too!
Aeris: Hey, Cloud...
Cloud: Just get the **** out of here!
Barret: Yo, Cloud! *giggles*
Cloud: Go to hell, Barret!
Ruby Weapon: Heh! You suck, Cloud!
Cloud: OMFG!? Really? *blushes*
Ruby Weapon: Hell yes!
Cloud: OMG! I like... JUST FALLED IN LOVE WITH YOU, RUBY!!!
Ruby Weapon: Whoa! Really? I'm ALSO in love with myself! We have so much in common...

The End!
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/6082/rubyxcloud5dn.jpg

[Rye]

Tifa: OMG! Cloud, you're hot! Want to date ME?
Cloud: LOL! You suck!
Yuffie: Cloud... I...
Cloud: Shuthup! You suck too!
Aeris: Hey, Cloud...
Cloud: Just get the **** out of here!
Barret: Yo, Cloud! *giggles*
Cloud: Go to hell, Barret!
Ruby Weapon: Heh! You suck, Cloud!
Cloud: OMFG!? Really? *blushes*
Ruby Weapon: Hell yes!
Cloud: OMG! I like... JUST FALLED IN LOVE WITH YOU, RUBY!!!
Ruby Weapon: Whoa! Really? I'm ALSO in love with myself! We have so much in common...

The End!
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/6082/rubyxcloud5dn.jpg

:monster: : I think someone just won!
:oscar: : Me too, this makes me so happy!
:chef: : Yeeeeeeah man, I'd hit Barret. I mean, what?

[Vyk]

Lmao... Oh man... First time a thread has honestly made me cry from laughing. That reminds me of a play a friend of a friend wrote once with FF7 characters all being insane with other video game characters... Yuffie and the Garudo Theives I think it was.

Anyway, awesome thread, but... who's Mukki? Was that the little girl with the dolphins or whatever? I know there was a little girl that liked Cloud...

[Rye]

That's not Mukki, but that's another one who has a crush on Cloud. Her name is Priscilla, I think. Also, Don Corneo, his men, and Yuffie are also all upons him. :)

Mukki was the buff body guy who hit on Cloud and asked him to go in the hot tub with him.


http://www.ffcompendium.com/chara/7mukki-o.jpg

[DragonTU84]

ROFL! :chuckle: I must say that was one of the most hilarious threads I have EVER read!! :laughing: Ooohh, but wait...didn't Emerald fall in love with Ruby?? :eek:

*A scene is scene with our two lovers, Ruby and Cloud, floating in a luxorious cruise ship in the vast ocean near Junon*

Ruby: Oh Cloud...I have never met a man as conceded and self-centered as I am...<3 <3
Cloud: You suck, too, Ruby... <3 <3
*Emerald, who whilst swimming amongst the waves in the ocean, sees Cloud with his long-lost lover Ruby, who disappeared from his sight once the disappearance of her mother Ultima (who at the time Ruby did not know she was dead) made Ruby go looking for her in the vast deserts. He was shocked, and angry, to see Cloud with his long-lost crush*

Emerald: Ruby...how could you go off with that spiky-headed jack-***! You know I think that your the suckiest monster that ever lived....
Ruby: Oh, Emerald, I forgot you felt that way...screw you, Cloud, I am going off with Emerald!
Cloud: But, how about us?? Don't you think I suck?? Am I not conceded enough for you?
Ruby: Well, he sucks even more than you do, so sorry, but find yourself someone else!

*Ruby and Emerald then blast Cloud into the sunset, and Emerald then invades the ship and joins Ruby on board, and the two lived the most self-centered and suckiest lives that ever lived!*

THE END!

BTW, Vyk, I think that the girl you are referring to (the girl that let you ride the dolphin) was Priscilla. She is also the one who has a huge crush (and says she wants to marry Cloud) later.

[Rye]

I wonder if Corneo still has the hawts for Cloud. Once you go Cloud, you never go back?

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b235/ryeryechu/doncloud2.gif

[MushroomZOMBIE]

I think Sephiroth has a crush on Cloud :D

[G SpOtZ]

sephiroth can do better than cloud. come on, just look at him. cloud would be like sinking down 20 levels. i think sephiroth should be in love with Ruby WEAPON

[assemblage]

i think Sephiroth was indeed jealous of Cloud's seemingly "love affair" with Aeris, so he stabbed her to have Cloud all to himself. oh, that's kinda mean....bad Sephiroth!!

[Rye]

Oooh, love triangle. :D

[* White Aeris *]

Oooh, love triangle. :D
yeah forget the tifa, aeris and Cloud love triangle!

[liamo]

i have an undying love for myself oh yeah and also for caith sith

[Kappy]

http://www.ffcompendium.com/misc/cloudmukki.jpg

Cloud: You could, you know, just tell me you have a crush on me instead of dropping "hints."

Mukki: I WILL DROP SOMETHING ELSE EH HAY~

[Rye]

http://www.ffcompendium.com/misc/cloudmukki.jpg

Cloud: You could, you know, just tell me you have a crush on me instead of dropping "hints."

Mukki: I WILL DROP SOMETHING ELSE EH HAY~

xD! Brilliant.

[NeoTifa]

http://norbert-x.com/rock/userfiles/Kishi/cloudinadress.png


omfg jebus! i have this piccy on the back of my door. it makes my happy everytime i see it. crossdressers are funny. lol

i think reno is a beast!

i also think anybody on the highwind in a queer. expecially cid! jk cids kewl. i took the quiz on what ff7 character i would be 2 times. the first time i got cid the 2nd time i was sephiroth. ((i took it again later and i got vincent)) anybody like me is kewl!

[Mercen-X]

Are you saying you have a crush on Cait Sith?
OMG! Cait is soooo cute! I love cats sooo much. I just hate their fleas . . . and hairballs . . . and their inability to use a toilet . . . and their constant need to scratch things. Cait doesn't have claws though, right? I'd love to have Cait as a pet.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

omfg jebus! i have this piccy on the back of my door.You ripped that page out of the strategy guide and put in on your door?

[assemblage]

You ripped that page out of the strategy guide and put in on your door?
with such a cute picture of a crossdresser, who wouldn't?

[Rengori]

You ripped that page out of the strategy guide and put in on your door?
with such a cute picture of a crossdresser, who wouldn't?
Not me.

[assemblage]

pshaw, you just need a couple of pictures of Cloud is all :tongue:

[TurkSlayer]

You ripped that page out of the strategy guide and put in on your door?
with such a cute picture of a crossdresser, who wouldn't?


I don't have a picture of crossdressing Cloud on my wall.... I swear.... Really! Well... Maybe.... YOU HAVE NO PROOF!!! *runs to his room and crattles his transvestite Cloud poster*

[Mercen-X]

Wait, who has a crush on Cloud?

[assemblage]

you do, and if you don't you should.

actually, Sephiroth does.



Oooh, love triangle.
yeah forget the tifa, aeris and Cloud love triangle!
currently the love triangle is......
Cloud, Aeris and Sephiroth!

[G SpOtZ]

wait wait wait... aeris is still in this? but she's dead! nobody should love her anyway, even if she was alive.

i think the real triangle should be between Cloud, Sephiroth and Tifa. because tifa's better than aeris.

plus, didn't you notice that sephiroth actually KILLED aeris, but let tifa and cloud live? he let them live because he loves them!

[Rye]

There are too many love triangles in FF7. Vincent, Hojo, Lucrecia. Cloud, Aeris, Tifa. Cloud, Mukki, Highwind Guy. Palmer, Barret and Cloud. Palmer is hawt thoguh. ;) I'd like to see Mukki and Palmer wrestle for Cloud.

[Cloud No.9]

palmer and heidegger in a mud wrestle stripped to the waist...........mmmmmmmmmmm

[Psychotic]

palmer and heidegger in a mud wrestle stripped to the waist...........mmmmmmmmmmmI'd prefer to see them compete in a wet t-shirt competition with Tifa.

I really have no idea who'd win.

[Rye]

palmer and heidegger in a mud wrestle stripped to the waist...........mmmmmmmmmmmI'd prefer to see them compete in a wet t-shirt competition with Tifa.

I really have no idea who'd win.

Palmer, for sure!

[kikimm]

It depends on what you're judging them on. They're all pure sex.


:D

[Rye]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b235/ryeryechu/ASSSLAP.gif

But Palmer is so good at slapping his ass. :(

[Ultima Shadow]

Mmmmm... just imagine grabbing that big, soft ass... :love:

[Rye]

Mmmmm... just imagine grabbing that big, soft ass... :love:

:drool:

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

You ripped that page out of the strategy guide and put in on your door?
with such a cute picture of a crossdresser, who wouldn't?It's just that I wouldn't intentionally deface that guide for anything.

[assemblage]

ohhhh i gotcha. then you should just prop it up on a desk and have a big light shining on it.

btw, palmer would so win in a wet t-shirt contest, cmon people.

[Aidan]

ew

[KoShiatar]

She might have scanned it and printed it or done a photocopy of sorts...

[Aidan]

it was me. ill admit it guys, i am Rye.

[assemblage]

ooh, that's true, koshi....tricky, tricky, we may never know the truth...

[Rye]

it was me. ill admit it guys, i am Rye.

There is only one Rye bread, and that's me! :mad2:

[Mercen-X]

Fidgety fatass Palmer . . . hmm. *shoots with taser* Hmm. *shoots with two tasers* HMM. *shoots with six tasers* HMMM!! *summons thundara up his wide load* "Ah . . . electrofried beef. Jus l'ike my daddy used to make . . . yeehah, varment! Now this here's GOO-OOD buffitt!"

[Rye]

This forum has children, gosh!

(Mercen-X wins~)

[Mercen-X]

I genuinely thank you, dear lady. *bows graciously*

[Rye]

What amazes me is that so many people hit on Cloud yet he never dated any of them. I mean, how can you resist Mukki? ;)

[G SpOtZ]

i think sapphire weapon shoulda hooked up with aeris. they both die anyway.

[Psychotic]

She could give Sapphire Weapon head. GEDDIT? Sapphire Weapon? Head?

I'm here all week, folks.

[G SpOtZ]

She could give Sapphire Weapon head. GEDDIT? Sapphire Weapon? Head?

I'm here all week, folks.
i don't get it. was it because his head was BLOWN...off?

HAH! HEAD! BLOWN! two can play this game...

[Rye]

She could give Sapphire Weapon head. GEDDIT? Sapphire Weapon? Head?

I'm here all week, folks.

She'd definitely need a ladder or 100 for that though.

[G SpOtZ]

She could give Sapphire Weapon head. GEDDIT? Sapphire Weapon? Head?

I'm here all week, folks.

She'd definitely need a ladder or 100 for that though.
not really, she would need the underwater materia and to swim alot... and she'd need a big mouth.

[Rye]

You win again. She'd need a giant mouth.

[Psychotic]

Actually I don't think she'd need a big mouth, as I think his huge tail is compensating for something...

[Rye]

Actually I don't think she'd need a big mouth, as I think his huge tail is compensating for something...

Poor Sapphire, size doesn't matter! It's how he uses it that counts!

[Psychotic]

I think Aeris loves him for his charming personality. Although sometimes he goes into murderous city-destroying rages, but normally he's kind and gentle.

[G SpOtZ]

he's dead. which makes them both necropheliacs.

[Rye]

Let's cast Life on him then.

[G SpOtZ]

but that only revives ko'ed characters

but we SHOULD somehow revive them becasue
1) sapphire weapon is awesome
2) maybe aeris can die again and we'll all have a laugh. and sapphire can stay as a necropheliac.

[eestlinc]

Yuffie has a crush on Cloud. That;s why she's all awkward and "kiss me cloud" and stuff.

[G SpOtZ]

sapphire weapon has a big hole in his throat now, doesn't he?

[Rye]

Stealing materia is how you pick guys up in Wutai. ;)

And does he even still have a throat?

[G SpOtZ]

Stealing materia is how you pick guys up in Wutai. ;)

And does he even still have a throat?
i have no idea.

good luck with the materia stealing tho. XD

[ultima88]

Stealing materia is how you pick guys up in Wutai. ;)

And does he even still have a throat?


sapphire weapon has a big hole in his throat now, doesn't he?

i was wondering as well, was he trying to blow up the city, or was he just tring to save tifa ?!? maby he was one of the good guys tifa and sapphire weapon shud hook up !! even though he is dead.....

proof....

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/1289/weapon31kp.gif (http://imageshack.us)

you can judge for yourselves weth'a or not he has a throat

[Rye]

Yeah, he was just trying to help. He can the headless zombie member of the team. :)

[ultima88]

you see sapphire weapon was one of the unsung heros of final fantasy 7, i think we shud all have a 2 minuet silence or summit 2 honour him

[Rye]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b235/ryeryechu/UGLYshrine.jpg

[Christmas]

I think he fell in love with Tifa when he flew out of the crater and happen to saw her in the airship. :D

[ultima88]

what the hell duz "<3" meen iv seen a few ppl writing it ?

[Rye]

It's a heart. Cloud's heart, because it pounds for Sapphire.
;)

[ultima88]

ooooohhhhhhhhh thats what it is, thanx for clearing that up :)

[G SpOtZ]

if i were cloud i would be in love with mog. i would ride choco but be in love with poor mog who always gets dizzy n stuff when u summon them.

[KoShiatar]

ooh, that's true, koshi....tricky, tricky, we may never know the truth...


The truth is out there.

[Ultima Shadow]

you see sapphire weapon was one of the unsung heros of final fantasy 7, i think we shud all have a 2 minuet silence or summit 2 honour him
I actually found Sapphire and Diamond Weapon's deaths just as tragic, or maybe even more tragic than Aeris death. :(

[ultima88]

I actually found Sapphire and Diamond Weapon's deaths just as tragic, or maybe even more tragic than Aeris death. :(

damn rite !

[Mercen-X]

I'm here, all weak, folks.
Mhmm.

[FiragaBreak]

all of guys and gals are fucking crazy. Sex with him. Love with her. BlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlah BlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlah BlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlah.....that's all i hear. I wasted my time just looking at this.

[eestlinc]

pretty much any thread with more than two pages is a waste of time to read. Also, don't go around the swear filter.

[Psychotic]

I'm here, all weak, folks.
Mhmm.:twak:

[Ultima Shadow]

all of guys and gals are smurfing crazy. Sex with him. Love with her. BlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlah BlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlah BlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlah.....that's all i hear. I wasted my time just looking at this.
Welcome to EoFF! :)

[Jessweeee♪]

lol! It's because the people at Wall Market think he's a cross dresser.
As for us REAL people...i don't see how you can. Everyone looks like Lego people if you ak me.

[Rye]

That Wall Market...

I wonder if Cloud was liked more as a girl or a guy?

[KoShiatar]

As a girl. All the guys go around him, which is something the girls do not do when he's dressed up as a boy. Blonde hair, blue eyes..yumm...

[G SpOtZ]

maybe mog and sapphire should hook up... nah.

u know, if sapphire wasn't killed, and he was underwater just like emerald weapon, i wonder how hard he'd be. it'd be freaking scary to go underwater because emerald weapons all slow and i even find him scary when you're at the dark bottom of the sea, but sapphire weapons like fast and scarier looking O_O

i wanna fight him XD or recruit him as a member and equip tifa with the underwater materia and let them do naughty stuff in the ocean... gross.

[Rye]

I guess that explains the mystery of Tifa's enormous boobs. They're WEAPON sized.

[G SpOtZ]

I guess that explains the mystery of Tifa's enormous boobs. They're WEAPON sized.
O_O speaking of weapon sized, i wonder why she uses her fists and not her boobs... much more damage would be done. but i supposed a lot of male monsters and enemies would rather enjoy being killed by a pair of humongo-jumblies.

there's emerald WEAPON.then there's Ruby WEAPON.
now. there is...


CLEVAGE WEAPON.

[Rye]

Cleavage WEAPON:

Boob of death, hwaaaaaah.

[G SpOtZ]

Boob Tam Storm.

Nipple Flare.

Milk.

[DarknessFromAbove]

isn't this a family forum???

[G SpOtZ]

yes. no? i dunno. why? i'll tell you why. MOOGLE PIE!

sorry.

i dunno what else to say about this thread.

[Rengori]

isn't this a family forum???
Does all of said family play FF?

[G SpOtZ]

isn't this a family forum???
Does all of said family play FF?
wahh?

[Rye]

Yes. And FFVII is a family game. :)

[Ultima Shadow]

Boob of death, hwaaaaaah.
I'm scared! :(

[G SpOtZ]

Boob of death, hwaaaaaah.
I'm scared! :(
dun be scared, just tickle clevage weapon and he'll cast boob of relief!

[Rye]

Boob of relief. xD

[Rengori]

Boob of death, hwaaaaaah.
I'm scared! :(
dun be scared, just tickle clevage weapon and he'll cast boob of relief!
He?

[G SpOtZ]

Boob of death, hwaaaaaah.
I'm scared! :(
dun be scared, just tickle clevage weapon and he'll cast boob of relief!
He?
i know, wierd, right?

[Rengori]

I'm scared. :(

[iluvtetsuya]

i'm scared...! nipple flare!?c'mon! get a freakin life! waste of time....

[Rengori]

Jesus, we're just joking around!

[assemblage]

sorry that we're not cool enough for you, tetsuya...:shifty:

[Rye]

i'm scared...! nipple flare!?c'mon! get a freakin life! waste of time....

We're just spreading the Weapon love. ;)

[G SpOtZ]

some people just don't happen to appreciate good quality love. and humor.

[Rengori]

some people just don't happen to appreciate good quality love. and humor.
Burned by the #1 spammer.

[BudSoda02]

*realizes this a complete girl chat and quickly exits.* FFVII is rated T for teen, thus not making it a family game, but no a mature or adults only either. You people!!! :mad2:
Thanks- BudSoda02 BudSoda02@yahoo.com

[assemblage]

girl chat...? one of the main arguers here is goz, and he's not a girl...O_o

[EmeraldWeaponluvsRuby]

Where's the Emerald/Ruby Weapon love? I usually see Ruby getting to the coast near the Gold Saucer, begging for Emerald, who'll come soon after. Then, Ruby'll use his tentalces and trap him. Emerald will love this so much he'd beg Ruby to make out with him. Ruby, turned on by this, will obviously comply. Much loving will occur. THE END.

[Ultima Shadow]

Where's the Emerald/Ruby Weapon love? I usually see Ruby getting to the coast near the Gold Saucer, begging for Emerald, who'll come soon after. Then, Ruby'll use his tentalces and trap him. Emerald will love this so much he'd beg Ruby to make out with him. Ruby, turned on by this, will obviously comply. Much loving will occur. THE END.Actually... Emerald Weapon doesn't love Ruby. Emerald is a small child who doesn't know much about love yet. Ruby Weapon is turned on by small animals, like Moogles. That's why she's in the desert close to the Gold Saucer. She wants to play the Moogle game.

Oh, and for the last time... RUBY WEAPON IS A FREAKING SHE! A FEMALE! A WOMAN!!!

And just for the sake of it, I'll post a Ruby x Blastoise picture:
http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/1023/blastoisexruby4zo.jpg

[Rengori]

And just for the sake of it, I'll post a Ruby x Blastoise picture:
http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/1023/blastoisexruby4zo.jpg
I'm against l33t, but this just is asking for an
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11121

[Rye]

Is that really all that they're doing? ;)

[G SpOtZ]

blastoise can hydro hump ruby like a turtle of true passion. emeralds gonna get jealous.

[Rye]

blastoise can hydro hump ruby like a turtle of true passion. emeralds gonna get jealous.

Okay, you win AGAIN. xD

[Ultima Shadow]

Blastoise got some big guns. :cool:

[G SpOtZ]

does that mean charizard and emerald are gonna hook up? that wouldn't work out well...

[Rengori]

does that mean charizard and emerald are gonna hook up? that wouldn't work out well...
I bet it work with Venosaur if Emerald wasn't shy of being out of the water.

[G SpOtZ]

does that mean charizard and emerald are gonna hook up? that wouldn't work out well...
I bet it work with Venosaur if Emerald wasn't shy of being out of the water.
he would need an Over-water materia.

[Rengori]

does that mean charizard and emerald are gonna hook up? that wouldn't work out well...
I bet it work with Venosaur if Emerald wasn't shy of being out of the water.
he would need an Over-water materia.
Then he would need to get out of the water and morph a moogle into Hot Pants and give it to the man in Kalm who is actually gay for the Over-water materia.

[G SpOtZ]

does that mean charizard and emerald are gonna hook up? that wouldn't work out well...
I bet it work with Venosaur if Emerald wasn't shy of being out of the water.
he would need an Over-water materia.
Then he would need to get out of the water and morph a moogle into Hot Pants and give it to the man in Kalm who is actually gay for the Over-water materia.
i think he would give the hot pants to dio. maybe for a slightly new sexy look.

[Rengori]

does that mean charizard and emerald are gonna hook up? that wouldn't work out well...
I bet it work with Venosaur if Emerald wasn't shy of being out of the water.
he would need an Over-water materia.
Then he would need to get out of the water and morph a moogle into Hot Pants and give it to the man in Kalm who is actually gay for the Over-water materia.
i think he would give the hot pants to dio. maybe for a slightly new sexy look.
Thanks for the mental image... Or maybe Barett would like them more.

[G SpOtZ]

does that mean charizard and emerald are gonna hook up? that wouldn't work out well...
I bet it work with Venosaur if Emerald wasn't shy of being out of the water.
he would need an Over-water materia.
Then he would need to get out of the water and morph a moogle into Hot Pants and give it to the man in Kalm who is actually gay for the Over-water materia.
i think he would give the hot pants to dio. maybe for a slightly new sexy look.
Thanks for the mental image... Or maybe Barett would like them more.
is barret chubby or buff? i'm pretty sure he's just buff and huge... that would make him look like a professional body builder. maybe ruby weapon should grease him up a lil. :joey:

[Rengori]

does that mean charizard and emerald are gonna hook up? that wouldn't work out well...
I bet it work with Venosaur if Emerald wasn't shy of being out of the water.
he would need an Over-water materia.
Then he would need to get out of the water and morph a moogle into Hot Pants and give it to the man in Kalm who is actually gay for the Over-water materia.
i think he would give the hot pants to dio. maybe for a slightly new sexy look.
Thanks for the mental image... Or maybe Barett would like them more.
is barret chubby or buff? i'm pretty sure he's just buff and huge... that would make him look like a professional body builder. maybe ruby weapon should grease him up a lil. :joey:
Blastoise: *gasp* Ruby! I thought you loved me!
Ruby: It's not what it looks like!
Barret: Yes it is!

[kikimm]

This has gone to the horrible land of off-topic. I'm sorry, spam thread. *painlessly puts to death*


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