The Coming of The Two

[Nick Schovitz]

This is Nick Schovitz one of the two Apostles, the other is Vincen. I'm the new guy to the forum my wife will be appearing after my post because we both live together and share the same computer. The guys at ff shrine are such jackasses and racists. I'm glad I left that dump.

[Levian]

Welcome to EoFF! SPLENDID! Just according to the plan! :scary: Err, nevermind. :)

[Reles]

uhm Welcome. O.o

[radyk05]

care for a dance?

[Chris]

Céad míle fáilte romhat. ;)

[Aphelion]

Welcome. I hope you have a good time around here. :D

[Dreddz]

nahhh, I would of picked FF alpha before coming here....but hey !

[Psychotic]

Oh, the Two? Oh you guys are soooooo last Wednesday. We're all raving about The Thirty-Four now.

[Craig]

Can I join you guys? We could be the Three. We could be like the Chipmunks. Charlie's Angels. The Three Musketeers. It's in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm layin' down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother!

[Ashley Schovitz]

I'm here, I messed up on my email when I registered so I re- registered. I hope I get to like this place, but that phsychotic guy's sig and avatar are scaring me, and so is Craig's.

[Craig]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/foogle/imagedupe.jpg

[Psychotic]

eestlinc made me have this sig and avatar. Originally it was a really awesome edit of an old Coca-Cola advert, but this godamned communist fascist edited them to make them look like a fat Korean! You should send the jerk an abusive PM by clicking this link (http://forums.eyesonff.com/private.php?do=newpm&u=1131) and calling him a fart sucker.

Actually, I encourage every single EoFF member who reads this to do so, in revenge for this shameful abuse of power. FIGHT THE SYSTEM!

[Rye]

eestlinc made me have this sig and avatar. Originally it was a really awesome edit of an old Coca-Cola advert, but this godamned communist fascist edited them to make them look like a fat Korean! You should send the jerk an abusive PM by clicking this link (http://forums.eyesonff.com/private.php?do=newpm&u=1131) and calling him a fart sucker.

Actually, I encourage every single EoFF member who reads this to do so, in revenge for this shameful abuse of power. FIGHT THE SYSTEM!

Who else besides me thought the guy in Paul's sig was that fat guy from Jurassic Park/Newman from Seinfeld? xD

[Craig]

I see it now.

[Jebus]

Who else besides me thought the guy in Paul's sig was that fat guy from Jurassic Park/Newman from Seinfeld? xD

Wayne Knight.

Yeah, I see it now.

[Zeldy]

Who else besides me thought the guy in Paul's sig was that fat guy from Jurassic Park/Newman from Seinfeld? xD
xD I see it too

Uh..*Dosn't understand this topic* Welcome..?

[Ashley Schovitz]

Hmm I'm not sure if I like it yet here.

[Craig]

Would it help if I put on a Cowboy Hat?

[Jebus]

I've been here two years, and I'm STILL not sure if I like it.

[rubah]

Would it help if I put on a Cowboy Hat?
Coyboys are smexier.

Also, Hi x2.

[Leeza]

Welcome to EoFF, Nick and Ashley. :)

I would like you to read our <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/faq.php?faq=vb_board_usage#faq_eoff_rules">FAQ</a> to familiarize yourself with the board and also, please note our sig limits that are posted right above your sig field. Nick, yours is overheight and Ashley, yours is overwidth.

Signature limits
<i>A maximum width of 550 pixels.
A maximum height of 250 pixels.
These include any text in the signature outside images.
Total file size of all images combined must not exceed 50 KiB (51,200 bytes).
Any signatures not following these or any signatures with questionable or problematic content will be removed/edited by staff, and you may have your signature editing privileges temporarily disabled if this happens several times.</i>

If you stick around for a bit, I'm sure you'll find that this is an excellent forum and that you've made a good choice. :cat:

EDIT: I would also like everyone to quit spamming up the newbie thread.

[Doomie]

Welcome to the forums and yes...I do rock. :cool:

[radyk05]

Welcome to the forums and yes...I do rock. :cool:

yes he does.

[Shlup]

Pfft... Two married people sharing the same computer. My fiance and I have four computers in our one bedroom apartment.

Welcome anyway though. ;)

[Meat Puppet]

hela i am meat puppet the most cool of all eoff memberp :cool:

[Tama2]

Hmm I'm not sure if I like it yet here.

Don't wry you will. Welcome you twos. I hope you two enjoy your stay. :D :D :D :D

[Roxula]

welcome {insert name here}

[Raistlin]

I've been here two years, and I'm STILL not sure if I like it.
I've been here over <i>five-and-a-half</i> years, and I'm still not sure if I like it.

Don't listen to anything Shlup says. And beware of Leeza. She antagonizes her own fellow staffers, and she'll be downright cruel to you. :mad:

[Leeza]

Get your facts straight, Raistlin. I antagonize only Yams and only because you say so and because it's fun. :cat:

[Shoeberto]

hela i am meat puppet the most cool of all eoff memberp :cool:
It's true.

[Raistlin]

Get your facts straight, Raistlin. I antagonize only Yams and only because you say so and because it's fun. :cat:
...See what I mean? Just downright cruel. :p

[theundeadhero]

Hello.

I don't think your an apostle at all. Your just pretending to be. BURN THE HECTICS!

[Raistlin]

...hectics?

[-N-]

OMG THE HECTICS HAVE RETURNED

[theundeadhero]

...hectics?It's an injoke between some "younger" members. You know, the people you ignore cause we're not worthy.

[Blackmageboi]

*pokes both with stick*:twak:teehee

hello
*has nothing interesting to say*

[Primus Inter Pares]

:twak:

Welcome to EoFF!

[Raistlin]

...hectics?It's an injoke between some "younger" members. You know, the people you ignore cause we're not worthy.
Obviously.

[Mirage]

Hey Nick and Ashley, how's it going? (http://fflegend.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=20123)

[Lindy]

Oh baby, this looks like some E-DRAMA is gonna unfold.

Yum.

[Doomie]

Oh baby, this looks like some E-DRAMA is gonna unfold.

Yum.

<3 I live for moments like these.

[Lindy]

Livejournal is no longer enough, y'know.

[Carny]

<b>LOL</b>

[Nick Schovitz]

Carny are you the same Carny from FF legend. You know the one that kicked me and Ashley out.?!

[Carny]

lolwtf? I didn't kick you out of anywhere DOOOOEDZ.

But it's nice to see you spelt your surname right this time ;)

[eestlinc]

it seems i was ahead of my time.

[Ichimonji]

Don't go chasing waterfalls~
Please stick to the rivers, and the lakes that you're used to~

[Ashley Schovitz]

Don't go chasing waterfalls~
Please stick to the rivers, and the lakes that you're used to~
Okay what was that?

[eestlinc]

just some tender loving care

[Carny]

That would have been the song that you released before you died, don't you remember? It wasn't that long ago :/

[Ashley Schovitz]

I only look like her okay, everyone has a twin and I ended up being hers.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

We don't need to carry on this line of discussion any longer.

[NeoTifa]

guten tag! wie gehts? was?! gut?! *blows him up* you suck! ermmm...... >.> ff shrine sux balls. i quit after 2 posts.

[Doomie]

They say I look like Brad Pitt. :cool: I'm just happy that you the same last name this time.

[NeoTifa]

brad pitt eh? thats hot o.o XD

[Rye]

Oh baby, this looks like some E-DRAMA is gonna unfold.

Yum.

<3 I live for moments like these.

[Nick Schovitz]

You were there too, why can't y'all stick in one place?

[theundeadhero]

It's time.

*Burns the HECTICS!*

[NeoTifa]

*stands there*
...
:strung: