EoFF Madlibs [Archive] - Eyes on Final Fantasy Forums

08-08-2005, 03:33 PM

This idea has been done before and it was pretty fun, so here's another madlib template. For those who don't know how the game works, here's a brief guide:

1. First off, don't read the story yet! The whole idea of a madlib is to have an unexpected and random outcome, so ensure that you pick your options before you scroll down and read the template.

2. Take a look at the list of categories below, and choose a word for each number that fits the description shown. So for #1 you choose an EoFF member, for #2 an adjective and so on. You might want to write them down in case you forget.

3. Once you've got a word for every number, look at the story below and replace the numbers in brackets with the relevant word.

4. Post the result in this thread. Enjoy your madlib!

Here's the list of words that you have to come up with:

1. EoFF member
2. Adjective
3. Adjective
4. An object (plural)
5. Mode of transport (e.g bus)
6. EoFF member
7. An object (plural)
8. Greeting
9. Body part
10. Another object
11. Body Part
12. EoFF member
13. EoFF member
14. Celebrity
15. Food
16. Drink
17. Nation
18. Yet another object
19. One final object
20. Any random sentence.
21. An intransitive verb (a verb that doesn't need to be 'done' to another object. Screamed and blinked are intransitive verbs, for example) in the past tense.
22. Song
23. Game/Sport
24. Place (Either a country/town, or a smaller location like a church or beach, it doesn't matter)

And now for the story:

Once upon a time, there lived a member named (1). (1) was a (2), (3) person who loved (4) very much. One morning (1) was travelling on the (5) when they spotted (6) selling (7) on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for (6), (1) disembarked from the (5) and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"(8)"! shouted (1), waving his/her (9) in a frantic greeting. (6) was shocked by (1)'s sudden arrival, and ran into the local (10) museum to escape. (1) went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden (10), and injured his/her (11).

Meanwhile, (6) was feeling pretty pleased that he/she had escaped, and celebrated by inviting (12), (13) and (14) over for (15) and (16). However, it turned out that (13) was a highly sophisticated robot built by (17) to assassinate (14). (13) grabbed a (18) and dived at (14), but was restrained by (12), who fought off the evil creature with a (19). A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, (12) and (6) joined forces to push (13) out of the window. (13) screamed "(20)!!!", then (21) and died.

The great evil defeated, (6), (12) and (14) celebrated by singing (22) and playing (23). It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually (12) and (14) got married in (24) and lived happily ever after.

Let's see what you folks can come up with. Post your madlibs (or your own madlib templates) below.

theundeadhero

08-08-2005, 03:51 PM

Once upon a time, there lived a member named Del Murder. Del Murder was a slimey, skinny person who loved oranges very much. One morning Del Murder was travelling on the elephant when they spotted ShlupQuack selling speedboats on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for ShlupQuack, Del Murder disembarked from the elephant and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"Previet!" shouted Del Murder, waving his ear in a frantic greeting. ShlupQuack was shocked by Del Murder's sudden arrival, and ran into the local carrot museum to escape. Del Murder went to follow her, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden carrot, and injured his belly button.

Meanwhile, ShlupQuack was feeling pretty pleased that he/she had escaped, and celebrated by inviting theundeadhero, Monkey and Marilyn Manson over for yams and tequila. However, it turned out that Monkey was a highly sophisticated robot built by Brazil to assassinate Marilyn Manson. Monkey grabbed a pokeball and dived at Marilyn Manson, but was restrained by theundeadhero, who fought off the evil creature with a giraffe. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, theundeadhero and ShlupQuack joined forces to push Monkey out of the window. Monkey screamed "It was a big sloppy mess!!!", then blubbered and died.

The great evil defeated, ShlupQuack, theundeadhero and Marilyn Manson celebrated by singing Wish You Were Here and playing checkers. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually theundeadhero and Marilyn Manson ( :( ) got married in the swamp and lived happily ever after.

Wow...

Doomie

08-08-2005, 03:59 PM

Once upon a time, there lived a member named Baloki. Baloki was a homosexual, repulsive person who loved empty beer cans very much. One morning Baloki was travelling on the metro when they spotted Psychotic selling Cheese Whiz on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for Psychotic, Baloki disembarked from the metro and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"HIYA"! shouted Baloki, waving his/her wang in a frantic greeting. Psychotic was shocked by Baloki's sudden arrival, and ran into the local rectal thermometer museum to escape. Baloki went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden rectal thermometer, and injured his/her LEFT buttcheek.

Meanwhile, Psychotic was feeling pretty pleased that he/she had escaped, and celebrated by inviting Rye, Czanthor and Angelina Jolie over for Deep-fried oranges covered in fudge and crab juice. However, it turned out that Czanthor was a highly sophisticated robot built by Brazil to assassinate Angelina Jolie. Czanthor grabbed a lightbulb and dived at Angelina Jolie, but was restrained by Rye, who fought off the evil creature with a discarded banana peel. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, Rye and Psychotic joined forces to push Czanthor out of the window. Czanthor screamed "IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY TIME SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS A WOMAN!!!!", then stretched and died.

The great evil defeated, Psychotic, Rye and Angelina Jolie celebrated by singing I'm Too Sexy and playing Rugby. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually Rye and Angelina got married in a gay bar and lived happily ever after.

Hahahaha, awesome. xD

EDIT: Why did we BOTH take Brazil? xDD

Agent Proto

08-08-2005, 04:12 PM

Once upon a time, there lived a member named Loony BoB. Loony BoB was a smelly, loud person who loved rocks very much. One morning Loony BoB was travelling on the boat when they spotted Psychotic selling flowers on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for Psychotic, Loony BoB disembarked from the boat and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"Why hello good ol' chap"! shouted Loony BoB, waving his/her wrist in a frantic greeting. Psychotic was shocked by Loony BoB's sudden arrival, and ran into the local box museum to escape. Loony BoB went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden box, and injured his/her left leg.

Meanwhile, Psychotic was feeling pretty pleased that he/she had escaped, and celebrated by inviting boris no no, Baloki and Tom Arnold over for hamburger and Pepsi. However, it turned out that Baloki was a highly sophisticated robot built by Cuba to assassinate Tom Arnold. Baloki grabbed a microphone and dived at Tom Arnold, but was restrained by boris no no, who fought off the evil creature with a pants. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, boris no no and (60 joined forces to push Baloki out of the window. Baloki screamed "All your base are belong to us!!!", then groaned and died.

The great evil defeated, Psychotic, boris no no and Tom Arnold celebrated by singing Black Dog and playing football. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually boris no no and Tom Arnold got married in Australia and lived happily ever after.

themagicroundabout

08-08-2005, 04:24 PM

Once upon a time, there lived a member named meat puppet. Meat puppet was a happy, hairy person who loved donkeys very much. One morning Meat puppet was travelling on the canoe when they spotted Chris selling panties on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for Chris, Meat puppet disembarked from the canoe and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"Howdy!" shouted Meat puppet, waving his toes in a frantic greeting. Chris was shocked by Meat puppet's sudden arrival, and ran into the local sponge museum to escape. Meat puppet went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden sponge, and injured his spleen.

Meanwhile, Chris was feeling pretty pleased that he had escaped, and celebrated by inviting Zelda, Psychotic and Mr. Bean over for cabbages and milk. However, it turned out that Psychotic was a highly sophisticated robot built by Belgium to assassinate Mr. Bean. Psychotic grabbed a table and dived at Mr Bean, but was restrained by Zelda, who fought off the evil creature with a hedge. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, Zelda and Chris joined forces to push Psychotic out of the window. Psychotic screamed "please fetch me one large funky jibbet please, thank you!!!", then laughed and died.

The great evil defeated, Chris, Zelda and Mr. Bean celebrated by singing Happy Birthday and playing Chess. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually Zelda and Mr. Bean got married in the sky and lived happily ever after.

Meat Puppet

08-08-2005, 04:26 PM

p.s. I'm imaging you didn't change it

Once upon a time, there lived a member named themagicroundabout. themagicroundabout was a hideous, large person who loved spoons
very much. One morning themagicroundabout was travelling on the ute when they spotted FF Freak selling die on
a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for FF Freak, themagicroundabout disembarked from the ute and walked over, hoping to
strike up a conversation.

"Sup"! shouted themagicroundabout, waving his/her nostril in a frantic greeting. FF Freak was shocked by themagicroundabout's
sudden arrival, and ran into the local toothbrush museum to escape. themagicroundabout went to follow them,
but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden toothbrush and injured his/her ankle.

Meanwhile, FF Freak was feeling pretty pleased that he/she had escaped, and celebrated by inviting
Sephiroth1999AD, Craig and Gary Coleman over for cocktail wieners and whiskey. However, it turned out that Craig was a highly
sophisticated robot built by Iraq to assassinate Gary Coleman. Craig grabbed a hat and dived at Gary Coleman,
but was restrained by Sephiroth1999AD, who fought off the evil c

...who fought off the evil creature with a mat. A fierce battle ensued,
the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, Sephiroth1999AD and FF Freak joined forces to push Craig
out of the window. Craig screamed "(I'm really no good at coming up with witty signatures!!!)", then bit and died.

The great evil defeated, FF Freak, Sephiroth1999AD and gary Coleman celebrated by singing the Mulberry Bush Song
and playing snooker. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually Sephiroth1999AD and Gary Coleman got married in Oz
and lived happily ever after.

theundeadhero

08-08-2005, 04:29 PM

Why did we BOTH take Brazil? xDDSubliminal messaging from the government that Brazil wants to take over Hollywood?

omnitarian

08-08-2005, 04:41 PM

Once upon a time, there lived a member named Raistlin. Raistlin was a smelly, purple person who loved chickens very much. One morning Raistlin was travelling on the hovercraft when they spotted Psy selling oranges on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for Psy, Raistlin disembarked from the hovercraft and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"Lali Ho"! shouted Raistlin, waving his kidney in a frantic greeting. Psy was shocked by Raistlin's sudden arrival, and ran into the local chair museum to escape. Raistlin went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden chair, and injured his foot.

Meanwhile, Psy was feeling pretty pleased that he had escaped, and celebrated by inviting Chris, FF babe and Joan Rivers over for Ham Sandwiches and Milk. However, it turned out that FF babe was a highly sophisticated robot built by China to assassinate Joan Rivers. FF babe grabbed a tooth and dived at Joan Rivers, but was restrained by Chris, who fought off the evil creature with a window. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, Chris and Psy joined forces to push FF babe out of the window. FF babe screamed "You damn kids with your hippity-hop music!!!!", then died and died. (I swear I didn't plan that. xD)

The great evil defeated, Psy, Chris and Joan Rivers celebrated by singing Dragostea din tei and playing frisbee golf. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually Chris and Joan Rivers got married in Norway and lived happily ever after.

eestlinc

08-08-2005, 05:21 PM

Once upon a time, there lived a member named Calliope. Calliope was a fast, towering person who loved hats very much. One morning Calliope was travelling on the submarine when she spotted -N- selling flowers on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for -N-, Calliope disembarked from the submarine and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"Howdy, howdy, howdy!" shouted Calliope, waving her toe in a frantic greeting. -N- was shocked by Calliope's sudden arrival, and ran into the local banana museum to escape. Calliope went to follow him, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden banana, and injured her eyeball.

Meanwhile, -N- was feeling pretty pleased that he had escaped, and celebrated by inviting eestlinc, Yamaneko, and Lindsey Lohan over for taquiutos and whiskey. However, it turned out that Yamaneko was a highly sophisticated robot built by Turkmenistan to assassinate Lindsey Lohan. Yamaneko grabbed a life-preserver and dived at Lindsey Lohan, but was restrained by eestlinc, who fought off the evil creature with a sack of potatoes. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, eestlinc and -N- joined forces to push Yamaneko out of the window. Yamaneko screamed "Only a knowman can save us now!!!", then slept and died.

The great evil defeated, -N-, eestlinc, and Lindsey Lohan celebrated by singing Folsom Prison Blues and playing baseball. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually eestlinc and Lindsey Lohan got married in a broom closet and lived happily ever after.

Flying Mullet

08-08-2005, 05:35 PM

Once upon a time, there lived a member named Meat Puppet. Meat Puppet was a faster, harder person who loved Buses very much. One morning Meat Puppet was travelling on the Tricycle when they spotted Kirobaito selling Turkeys on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for Kirobaito, Meat Puppet disembarked from the Tricycle and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"Hola"! shouted Meat Puppet, waving his/her Ankle in a frantic greeting. Kirobaito was shocked by Meat Puppet's sudden arrival, and ran into the local Hamburger museum to escape. Meat Puppet went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden Hamburger, and injured his/her Elbow.

Meanwhile, Kirobaito was feeling pretty pleased that he/she had escaped, and celebrated by inviting Resha, Flying Mullet and J Lo over for Taco and Pepsi. However, it turned out that Flying Mullet was a highly sophisticated robot built by Ukraine to assassinate J Lo. Flying Mullet grabbed a Bone and dived at J Lo, but was restrained by Resha, who fought off the evil creature with a Letter. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, Resha and Kirobaito joined forces to push Flying Mullet out of the window. Flying Mullet screamed "I don't want no drama from no baby's mama.!!!", then Tensed and died.

The great evil defeated, Kirobaito, Resha and J Lo celebrated by singing We didn't start the fire and playing Quidditch. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually Resha and J Lo got married in Fountain and lived happily ever after.

xD Very fun! :)

NeoTifa

08-08-2005, 06:47 PM

Once upon a time, there lived a member named Yuki. Yuki was a sexy, hot person who loved video games very much. One morning Yuki was travelling on the unicycle when they spotted Kamiko selling dope on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for Kamiko, Yuki disembarked from the unicycle and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"Fick Dich"! shouted Yuki, waving his/her weiner in a frantic greeting. Kamiko was shocked by Yuki's sudden arrival, and ran into the local caveman penis museum to escape. Yuki went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden caveman penis, and injured his/her spleen.

Meanwhile, Kamiko was feeling pretty pleased that he/she had escaped, and celebrated by inviting Raven Nox, Mercen X? and P Diddy (:P) over for cheese ball and wine. However, it turned out that Mercen X was a highly sophisticated robot built by Liechtenstein to assassinate P Diddy. Mercen X grabbed a banana and dived at P Diddy, but was restrained by Raven Nox, who fought off the evil creature with a roast turkey. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, Raven Nox and Kamiko joined forces to push Mercen X out of the window. Mercen X screamed "I like cheese!!!", then had a seizure and died.

The great evil defeated, Kamiko, Raven Nox and P Diddy celebrated by singing "The Bum Bum Song" and playing Polo. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually Raven Nox and P Diddy got married in a cardboard box under a dumpster and lived happily ever after.

XD lol beautiful. just lovely lo hahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

didnt mean to do that >.> im a retard

faster skating penguin

08-08-2005, 07:21 PM

Once upon a time, there lived a member named faster skating penguin. faster skating penguin was a sexy, inanimate person who loved underwear very much. One morning faster skating penguin was travelling on the platform being carried by slaves when they spotted Resha selling sex toys on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for Resha, faster skating penguin disembarked from the platform being carried by slaves and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"sup, no"! shouted faster skating penguin, waving his/her nope in a frantic greeting. Resha was shocked by faster skating penguin's sudden arrival, and ran into the local pie museum to escape. faster skating penguin went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden pie, and injured his/her nipple.

Meanwhile, Resha was feeling pretty pleased that he/she had escaped, and celebrated by inviting Meat Puppet, Psychotic and Charles Manson over for tomatoes and semen. However, it turned out that Psychotic was a highly sophisticated robot built by Japan to assassinate Charles Manson. Psychotic grabbed a atomic bomb and dived at Charles Manson, but was restrained by Meat Puppet, who fought off the evil creature with a stapler. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, Meat Puppet and Resha joined forces to push Psychotic out of the window. Psychotic screamed "I idolize Hitler!!!", then pooped and died.

The great evil defeated, Resha, Meat Puppet and Charles Manson celebrated by singing The Russian National Anthem and playing Gladiator Death Battles. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually Meat Pupper and Charles Manson got married in a sex dungeon and lived happily ever after.

eestlinc

08-08-2005, 07:25 PM

how did I know I would need to read through fsp's contribution?

NeoTifa

08-08-2005, 07:26 PM

meh, wasnt as good as mine

Flying Mullet

08-08-2005, 07:28 PM

He didn't need to read through it because it was good.

NeoTifa

08-08-2005, 07:29 PM

whose? mine, ich weiß.

faster skating penguin

08-08-2005, 07:32 PM

Once upon a time, there lived a member named faster skating penguin. faster skating penguin was a sexy, inanimate person who loved underwear very much. One morning faster skating penguin was travelling on the platform being carried by slaves when they spotted Resha selling sex toys on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for Resha, faster skating penguin disembarked from the platform being carried by slaves and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"wanna get it on?"! shouted faster skating penguin, waving his/her male sexual organ(happy?) in a frantic greeting. Resha was shocked by faster skating penguin's sudden arrival, and ran into the local pie museum to escape. faster skating penguin went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden pie, and injured his/her nipple.

Meanwhile, Resha was feeling pretty pleased that he/she had escaped, and celebrated by inviting Meat Puppet, Psychotic and Charles Manson over for tomatoes and semen. However, it turned out that Psychotic was a highly sophisticated robot built by Japan to assassinate Charles Manson. Psychotic grabbed a atomic bomb and dived at Charles Manson, but was restrained by Meat Puppet, who fought off the evil creature with a stapler. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, Meat Puppet and Resha joined forces to push Psychotic out of the window. Psychotic screamed "I idolize Hitler!!!", then pooped and died.

The great evil defeated, Resha, Meat Puppet and Charles Manson celebrated by singing The Russian National Anthem and playing Gladiator Death Battles. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually Meat Pupper and Charles Manson got married in a sex dungeon and lived happily ever after.

NeoTifa

08-08-2005, 07:50 PM

grrrrr....... well, cant they just make a new tamplate already?! i wanna do another!

Flying Mullet

08-08-2005, 07:52 PM

Go buy a madlib book if you want to do more that bad.

NeoTifa

08-08-2005, 07:53 PM

hmmm im poor

08-08-2005, 08:30 PM

Make your own templates if you want to do some more. My one was only a sample anyway.

NeoTifa

08-08-2005, 08:41 PM

hmmmm. i thought that the maker of the thread had to do it. hmmm.... ill try and come up w/ one... you know shirneofinsanity.com has thingys like this and you can do horror movies and pornos lol

rubah

08-08-2005, 09:35 PM

Once upon a time, there lived a member named Kirobaito. Kirobaito was a funny, weird person who loved lamps very much. One morning Kirobaito was travelling on the motorcycle when they spotted rubah selling keys on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for rubah, kirobaito disembarked from the motorcycle and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.
"Heyas"! shouted Kirobaito, waving his arm in a frantic greeting. Rubah was shocked by Kirobaito's sudden arrival, and ran into the local ball-point pen museum to escape. Kirobaito went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden ball-point pen, and injured his nose.
Meanwhile, rubah was feeling pretty pleased that she had escaped, and celebrated by inviting RSL, foa and hugh jackman over for chips and strawberry soda. However, it turned out that foa was a highly sophisticated robot built by Mexico to assassinate Hugh Jackman. Foa grabbed a scrunchie and dived at Hugh Jackman, but was restrained by RSL, who fought off the evil creature with a floppy disc. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, RSL and rubah joined forces to push foa out of the window. Foa screamed "WHAT THE PERCY ARE YOU ON?!!!", then fell and died.
The great evil defeated, rubah, RSL and Hugh Jackman celebrated by singing Spring and playing cards. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually RSL and Hugh Jackman got married on a bluff and lived happily ever after.after.

1: An EoFFer
2: Another EoFFer
3: A video game
4: A character from that game.
5: Adjective
6: A profession (ex. fireman, police officer, astronaut)
7: Another EoFFer
8: Yet another EoFFer
9: Something with a motor
10: An emotion
11: An insult
12: A city
13: A collective part of the body
14: A food or meal

One day, [1] and [2] were sitting around discussing the merits of [3] They decided that [4] was totally [5] and that they should start a club showing this off. They called it "[4]'s [5] [6] Club."

Then [7] showed up and wanted to join. [1] and [2] said "no [7], you can't!" because [7] didn't love [6]s. [7] called up [8] and they got on a [9] and started chasing after [1] and [2]. [1] and [2] were very very [10]. They ran like [11]s through downtown [12]. [7] and [8] caught up to them anyways and splattered their [13] everywhere.

When they had seen what they had done, [7] and [8] apologized and helped [1] and [2]to stand. Then they all ate [14] and planned the next meeting of "[4]'s [5] [6] Club."
When planning was done, [1] and [2] rode off on their [6]s into the sunset.

One day, foa and rubah were sitting around discussing the merits of Final Fantasy X. They decided that Auron was totally hot and that they should start a club showing this off. They called it "Auron's Hot Coyboy Club."

Then RSL showed up and wanted to join. Foa and Rubah said "no rsl, you can't!" because RSL didn't love coyboys. RSL called up Timmie and they got on a snowmobile and started chasing after foa and rubah. Foa and Rubah were very very scared. They ran like maniacs through downtown Mexico City. RSL and Timmie caught up to them anyways and splattered their skin everywhere.

When they had seen what they had done, RSL and Timmie apologized and helped foa and rubah to stand. Then they all ate tea and planned the next meeting of "Auron's Hot Coyboy Club."

When planning was done, Foa and Rubah rode off on their Coyboys into the sunset.

Meat Puppet

08-08-2005, 10:01 PM

I like the way I got married to Charles Manson.

TurkSlayer

08-08-2005, 10:18 PM

Once upon a time, there lived a member named TurkSlayer. TurkSlayer was a funky, sexy person who loved peanuts very much. One morning TurkSlayer was travelling on the flying monkey when they spotted Autumn Rain selling pixie stixs on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for Autumn Rain, TurkSlayer disembarked from the flying monkey and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"Would you like to smell my feet?"! shouted TurkSlayer, waving his/her middle finger in a frantic greeting. Autumn Rain was shocked by TurkSlayer's sudden arrival, and ran into the local ham sandwich museum to escape. TurkSlayer went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden ham sandwich, and injured his/her big toe.

Meanwhile, Autumn Rain was feeling pretty pleased that he had escaped, and celebrated by inviting Black Mage 121, Psy and Drew Carry over for frog legs and whiskey. However, it turned out that Psy was a highly sophisticated robot built by Iceland to assassinate Drew Carry. Psy grabbed a paddle and dived at Drew Carry, but was restrained by Black Mage 121, who fought off the evil creature with a lamp shade. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, Black Mage 121 and Autumn Rain joined forces to push Psy out of the window. Psy screamed "I can't believe its not butter!!!", then danced and died.

The great evil defeated, Autumn Rain, Black Mage 121 and Drew Carry celebrated by singing Breaking the Habit and playing Monopoly. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually Black Mage 121 and Drew Carry got married in my grandmother's house and lived happily ever after.

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1: An EoFFer
2: Another EoFFer
3: A video game
4: A character from that game.
5: Adjective
6: A profession (ex. fireman, police officer, astronaut)
7: Another EoFFer
8: Yet another EoFFer
9: Something with a motor
10: An emotion
11: An insult
12: A city
13: A collective part of the body
14: A food or meal

One day, TurkSlayer and Squall of SeeD were sitting around discussing the merits of FFVII They decided that Vincent was totally horny and that they should start a club showing this off. They called it "Vincent's Horny Weathermen Club."

Then Ansem showed up and wanted to join. TurkSlayer and Squall of SeeD said "no Ansem, you can't!" because Ansem didn't love weathermen. Ansem called up ShlupQuack and they got on a airplane and started chasing after TurkSlayer and Squall of SeeD. TurkSlayer and Squall of SeeD were very very miserable. They ran like looking at you makes my feet hurts through downtown Las Vegas. Ansem and Shlup caught up to them anyways and splattered their spleens everywhere.

When they had seen what they had done, Ansem and Shlup apologized and helped Turkslayer and Squall of SeeD to stand. Then they all ate stale bread and planned the next meeting of "Vincent's Horny Weathermen Club."
When planning was done, TurkSlayer and Squall of SeeD rode off on their weathermen into the sunset.

Ooookay...

faster skating penguin

08-08-2005, 10:31 PM

I like the way I got married to Charles Manson.

in a sex dungeon no less

Zeldy

08-08-2005, 10:48 PM

OOnce upon a time, there lived a member named Zelda. Zelda was a sexy, pretty person who loved Chairs very much. One morning Zelda was travelling on the lorry when they spotted ZuZu selling icecream on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for ZuZu, Zelda disembarked from the lorry and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"Anna Pusu"! shouted Zelda, waving her nose in a frantic greeting. ZuZu was shocked by Zelda's sudden arrival, and ran into the local Ear museum to escape. Zelda went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden Egg, and injured her Nose.

Meanwhile, ZuZu was feeling pretty pleased that she had escaped, and celebrated by inviting kuRt, Social Moon Firesky and Chris over for Cookies and Milk. However, it turned out that Social Moon Firesky was a highly sophisticated robot built by Americans to assassinate Lauri Ylönen. Social Moon Firesky grabbed a Trolley and dived at Lauri Ylönen, but was restrained by kuRt, who fought off the evil creature with a Calculator. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, kuRt and ZuZu joined forces to push Social Moon Firesky out of the window. Social moon firesky screamed "Moo!!!", then farted and died.

The great evil defeated, ZuZu, kuRt and Chris celebrated by singing In The Shadows and playing Rounders. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually ZuZu and Lauri Ylönen got married in Finland and lived happily ever after.

mike without a hat

08-08-2005, 11:03 PM

turkslayers:

1: looney bob
2: psy
3: ff5
4: faris
5: ugly
6: food samplers
7: old manus
8: rsl
9: lawn mower
10: disgusted
11: fatty
12: toronto
13: bladder
14: taco bell

One day, looney bob and psy were sitting around discussing the merits of ff5 They decided that faris was totally ugly and that they should start a club showing this off. They called it "faris's ugly food samplers Club."

Then old manus showed up and wanted to join. looney bob and psy said "no old manus, you can't!" because old manus didn't love food samplers. old manus called up rsl and they got on a lawn mower and started chasing after looney bob and psy. looney bob and psy were very very disgusted. They ran like fattys through downtown toronto. old manus and rsl caught up to them anyways and splattered their bladders everywhere.

When they had seen what they had done, old manus and rsl apologized and helped looney bob and psy to stand. Then they all ate taco bell and planned the next meeting of "faris's ugly food sampler Club."
When planning was done, looney bob and psy rode off on their lawn mowers into the sunset.

well that was silly

-N-

08-08-2005, 11:05 PM

Faves:It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually Sephiroth1999AD and Gary Coleman got married in Oz and lived happily ever after. how did I know I would need to read through fsp's contribution?

Mines:

Once upon a time, there lived a member named Czanthor. Czanthor was a wooden, raunchy person who loved playing cards very much. One morning Czanthor was travelling on the helicopter when they spotted Meat Puppet selling trees on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for Meat Puppet, Czanthor disembarked from the helicopter and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"Burglefickle!"! shouted Czanthor, waving his/her kneecap in a frantic greeting. Meat Puppet was shocked by Czanthor's sudden arrival, and ran into the local bottle museum to escape. Czanthor went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden bottle, and injured his/her wrist.

Meanwhile, Meat Puppet was feeling pretty pleased that he/she had escaped, and celebrated by inviting -N-, Kirobaito and Neil Patrick Harris over for foaffles and Scotch. However, it turned out that Kirobaito was a highly sophisticated robot built by Denmark to assassinate Neil Patrick Harris. Kirobaito grabbed a paper clip and dived at Neil Patrick Harris, but was restrained by -N-, who fought off the evil creature with a egg. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, -N- and Meat Puppet joined forces to push Kirobaito out of the window. Kirobaito screamed "I LIEK TEH FINAEL FANTAISIEE!!!", then masturbated and died.

The great evil defeated, Meat Puppet, -N- and Neil Patrick Harris celebrated by singing Kid A and playing Calvinball. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually -N- and Neil Patrick Harris got married in Jebus's backyard and lived happily ever after.

louby_4eva

08-08-2005, 11:27 PM

One day, Squinn and Chris were sitting around discussing the merits of Resident Evil. They decided that Claire was totally smelly and that they should start a club showing this off. They called it "Claire's smelly psychologist Club."

Then themagicroundabout showed up and wanted to join. Squinn and Chris said "no themagicroundabout, you can't!" because themagicroundabout didn't love psychologists. themagicroundabout called up RSL and they got on a yellow beetle softop and started chasing after Squinn and Chris. Squinn and Chris were very very happy. They ran like you smell of cheeses through downtown New York. themagicroundabout and RSL caught up to them anyways and splattered their toes everywhere.

When they had seen what they had done, themagicroundabout and RSL apologized and helped Squinn and Chris to stand. Then they all ate pizza and planned the next meeting of "claire's smelly psychologist Club."
When planning was done, Squinn and Chris rode off on their yellow beetle softops into the sunset.

Smile and Be happy :love:

themagicroundabout

08-08-2005, 11:39 PM

One day, louby_4eva and theundeadhero were sitting around discussing the merits of FFX They decided that Kimhari was totally hawt and that they should start a club showing this off. They called it "Kimarhi's hawt wig making Club."

Then Meat Puppet showed up and wanted to join. Louby_4eva and theundeadhero said "no Meat Puppet, you can't!" because Meat Puppet didn't love wigmakers. Meat Puppet called up Psychotic and they got on a sea lion and started chasing after louby_4eva and theundeadhero. Louby_4eva and theundeadhero were very very confused. They ran like funky jibbets through downtown London. Meat Puppet and Psychotic caught up to them anyways and splattered their arms everywhere.

When they had seen what they had done, Meat Puppet and Psychotic apologized and helped louby_4eva and theundeadhero to stand. Then they all ate brocolli and planned the next meeting of "kimahri's hawt wigmakers Club."
When planning was done, louby_4eva and theundeadhero rode off on their sea lions into the sunset.

G SpOtZ

08-08-2005, 11:40 PM

i love every single one of you. god i dunno if i've ever laughed so hard...

omnitarian

08-08-2005, 11:52 PM

One day, Necronopticus and Leeza were sitting around discussing the merits of pong They decided that paddle was totally delicious and that they should start a club showing this off. They called it "paddle's delicious dentist Club."

Then Kishi showed up and wanted to join. Necro and Leeza said "no Kishi, you can't!" because Kishi didn't love dentists. Kishi called up RSL and they got on a toy boat and started chasing after Necro and Leeza. Necro and Leeza were very very angsty. They ran like insolent buffoons through downtown Denver. Kishi and RSL caught up to them anyways and splattered their feet everywhere.

When they had seen what they had done, Kishi and RSL apologized and helped Necro and Leeza to stand. Then they all ate pizza and planned the next meeting of "paddle's delicious dentist Club."
When planning was done, Necro and Leeza rode off on their dentists into the sunset.

-N-

08-08-2005, 11:58 PM

omnitarian's is the first one out of the second batch that's been funny.

08-09-2005, 12:04 AM

However, it turned out that Kirobaito was a highly sophisticated robot built by Denmark to assassinate Neil Patrick Harris.Depending on whether you take Denmark to be the nation or the EoFFer, this sentence could take on a whole new meaning. :D

Spiffing Cheese

08-09-2005, 12:07 AM

Once upon a time, there lived a member named Resha. Resha was a frilly, loud person who loved tables very much. One morning Resha was travelling on the motorbike when they spotted Psychotic selling walls on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for Psychotic, Resha disembarked from the motorbike and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"Greetings!" shouted Resha, waving his/her tongue in a frantic greeting. Psychotic was shocked by Resha's sudden arrival, and ran into the local hat museum to escape. Resha went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden hat, and injured his/her finger.

Meanwhile, Psychotic was feeling pretty pleased that he/she had escaped, and celebrated by inviting Denmark, Faris and Johnny Depp over for tomato soup and Sprite. However, it turned out that Faris was a highly sophisticated robot built by Russia to assassinate Johnny Depp. Faris grabbed a nail clippers and dived at Johnny Depp, but was restrained by Denmark, who fought off the evil creature with a paintbrush. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, Denmark and Psychotic joined forces to push Faris out of the window. Faris screamed "I am a cheese!!!", then fell (wow, handy) and died.

The great evil defeated, Psychotic, Denmark and Johnny Depp celebrated by singing I Would Walk 500 Miles and playing tennis. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually Denmark and Johnny Depp got married in bathroom and lived happily ever after.

Best thread ever. :cry:

-N-

08-09-2005, 12:18 AM

The Summoner of Leviathan

08-09-2005, 12:44 AM

Once upon a time, there lived a member named Psychotic. Psychotic was a red, hairy person who loved eggs very much. One morning Psychotic was travelling on the bike when they spotted Jojo selling books on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for Jojo, Psychotic disembarked from the bike and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"Rot in Hell"! shouted Psychotic, waving his/her perinium in a frantic greeting. Jojo was shocked by Psychotic's sudden arrival, and ran into the local fire museum to escape. Psychotic went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden fire, and injured his/her knee cap.

Meanwhile, Jojo was feeling pretty pleased that he/she had escaped, and celebrated by inviting Faris, theundeadhero and Celine Dion over for oyesters and juice. However, it turned out that theundeadhero was a highly sophisticated robot built by Sri Lanka to assassinate Celine Dion. theundeadhero grabbed a box and dived at Celine Dion, but was restrained by Faris, who fought off the evil creature with a stick. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, Faris and Jojo joined forces to push theundeadhero out of the window. theundeadhero screamed "Will you bear my child?!!!", then yelled and died.

The great evil defeated, Jojo, Faris and Celine Dion celebrated by singing Its All Coming Back to Me and playing archery. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually Faris and Celine Dion got married in Bowels of Hell and lived happily ever after.

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One day, Ansem and nikotine were sitting around discussing the merits of Kingdom Hearts They decided that Riku was totally furry and that they should start a club showing this off. They called it "Riku's furry prostitute Club."

Then Dking'sQueen showed up and wanted to join. Ansem and nikotine said "no Dking'sQueen, you can't!" because Dking'sQueen didn't love prostitutes. Dking'sQueen called up Social Moon Firesky and they got on a car and started chasing after Ansem and nikotine. Ansem and nikotine were very very lust. They ran like Jerk!s through downtown London. Dking'sQueen and Social Moon Firesky caught up to them anyways and splattered their fingers everywhere.

When they had seen what they had done, Dking'sQueen and Social Moon Firesky apologized and helped Ansem and nikotineto stand. Then they all ate sushi and planned the next meeting of "Riku's furry prostitute Club."
When planning was done, Ansem and nikotine rode off on their prostitutes into the sunset.

TurkSlayer

08-09-2005, 01:04 AM

theundeadhero

08-09-2005, 08:02 AM

Why don't you like wigmakers Meat Puppet? :(

Loony BoB

08-09-2005, 02:30 PM

I was rather pleased with how this turned out, actually.

Once upon a time, there lived a member named Lenna. Lenna was a horny, abusive person who loved jumbo jets very much. One morning Lenna was travelling on a rocket powered unicycle when she spotted Loony BoB selling lint on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for BoB, Lenna disembarked from the rocket powered unicycle and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"Gudday, mate, put another shrimp on the barbie?!" shouted Lenna, waving her left eyebrow in a frantic greeting. BoB was shocked by Lenna's sudden arrival, and ran into the local RSL's Beard Museum to escape. Lenna went to follow him, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden RSL's beard, and injured her armpit hair.

Meanwhile, BoB was feeling pretty pleased that he had escaped, and celebrated by inviting Kyono, Squally Leonharty and Sean Robinson over for huhu grubs and slush puppies. However, it turned out that Squally was a highly sophisticated robot built by Djibouti to assassinate Sean. Squally grabbed Lenna's shoulder massager and dived at Sean, but was restrained by Kyono, who fought off the evil creature with a sponge. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, Kyono and BoB joined forces to push Squally out of the window. Squally screamed "YOUR FACE IS AN ASSHOLE!!!", then orgasmed and died.

The great evil defeated, BoB, Kyono and Sean celebrated by singing 'Japanese Boy' and playing cricket. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually Kyono and Sean got married in BoB's flat and lived happily ever after.

EDIT: Oh yeah.

One day, Squally Leonharty and Kyono were sitting around discussing the merits of Gauntlet II. They decided that The Wizard Guy was totally plastic and that they should start a club showing this off. They called it "The Wizard Guy's Plastic Prostitute Club."

Then Loony BoB showed up and wanted to join. Squally and Kyono said "no BoB, you can't!" because BoB didn't love prostitutes. BoB called up Lenna and they got on a remote controlled car and started chasing after Squally and Kyono. Squally and Kyono were very very fearful. They ran like homotwats through downtown Edinburgh. BoB and Lenna caught up to them anyways and splattered their hair-covered regions everywhere.

When they had seen what they had done, BoB and Lenna apologized and helped Squally and Kyono to stand. Then they all ate palmyra pizza and planned the next meeting of "The Wizard Guy's Plastic Prostitute Club."

When planning was done, Squally and Kyono rode off on their prostitutes into the sunset.

Yay for inside jokes.

Brian The Pink Shark

08-09-2005, 03:07 PM

Once upon a time, there lived a member named Louby_4eva. Louby_4eva was a green, dumb person who loved eggs very much. One morning Louby_4eva was travelling on the gyrocopter when they spotted SmittenKitten selling figs on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for SmittenKitten, Louby_4eva disembarked from the gyrocopter and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"Bonjour"! shouted Louby_4eva, waving her large intestine in a frantic greeting. SmittenKitten was shocked by Louby_4eva's sudden arrival, and ran into the local Book museum to escape. Louby_4eva went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden book, and injured her forehead.

Meanwhile, SmittenKitten was feeling pretty pleased that she had escaped, and celebrated by inviting Loony BoB, Yuna_Elena and Steve Harris over for a cheese and ham toastie and vodka. However, it turned out that Yuna_Elena was a highly sophisticated robot built by Kyrgestan to assassinate Steve Harris. Yuna_Elena grabbed a pair of pliers and dived at Steve Harris, but was restrained by Loony BoB, who fought off the evil creature with an eoff t-shirt. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, Loony BoB and SmittenKitten joined forces to push Yuna_Elena out of the window. Yuna_Elena screamed "“get your filthy hands off my pop tarts”!!!", then collapsed and died.

The great evil defeated, SmittenKitten, Loony BoB and Steve Harris celebrated by singing Run To The Hills and playing Elephant Pollo. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually Loony BoB and Steve Harris got married in a nuclear Bunker and lived happily ever after.

:choc:

Loony BoB

08-09-2005, 03:10 PM

...and eventually Loony BoB and Steve Harris got married in a nuclear Bunker and lived happily ever after.
Score!

...who's Steve Harris? xD

Flying Mullet

08-09-2005, 03:12 PM

Your husband goof. :rolleyes2

disapointedchild

08-09-2005, 04:28 PM

Once upon a time, there lived a member named Kirobaito. Kirobaito was a Funny, hairy person who loved Plastic plates very much. One morning kirobaito was travelling on a scooter when he spotted Del Murder selling staplers on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for Del Murder, Kirobaito disembarked from the scooter and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"Yo, yo"! shouted Kirobaito, waving his nee cap in a frantic greeting. Del Murder was shocked by Kirobaito's sudden arrival, and ran into the local baseball museum to escape. Kirobaito went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden baseball, and injured his/her armpit.

Meanwhile, Del Murder was feeling pretty pleased that he had escaped, and celebrated by inviting smittenkitten, The Captain and Paris Hilton over for Chile and Carona Extra. However, it turned out that The Captain was a highly sophisticated robot built by Ethiopia to assassinate Paris Hilton. The Captain grabbed a Hat and dived at Paris Hilton, but was restrained by smittenkitten, who fought off the evil creature with a spatula. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, smittenkitten and Del Murder joined forces to push The Captain out of the window. The Captain screamed "I wear my sunglasses at night!!!", then quivered and died.

The great evil defeated, Del Murder, smitenkitten and Paris Hilton celebrated by singing I touch myself and playing basketball. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually smittenkitten and Paris hilton got married in the White house and lived happily ever after.

Thats hot, smittenkitten and paris hilton. :cool:

Flying Mullet

08-09-2005, 04:33 PM

it turned out that The Captain was a highly sophisticated robot built by Ethiopia to assassinate Paris Hilton.
If only he had succeeded...

Brian The Pink Shark

08-09-2005, 04:54 PM

...and eventually Loony BoB and Steve Harris got married in a nuclear Bunker and lived happily ever after.
Score!

...who's Steve Harris? xD

bass player/founder of Iron Maiden :choc:

Flying Mullet

08-09-2005, 05:23 PM

BoB's a groupie!

KoShiatar

08-09-2005, 08:44 PM

Once upon a time, there lived a member named Del Mordor. Del Mordor was a green, marvellous person who loved cards very much. One morning Del Mordor was travelling on the train when they spotted Spiffing Cheese selling potatoes on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for Spiffing Cheese, Del Mordor disembarked from the train and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"Howdy!" shouted Del Mordor, waving his finger in a frantic greeting. Spiffing Cheese was shocked by Del Mordor's sudden arrival, and ran into the local engagement ring museum to escape. Del Mordor went to follow them, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden engagement ring, and injured his knee.

Meanwhile, Spiffing Cheese was feeling pretty pleased that he/she had escaped, and celebrated by inviting Sexy Mc Awesome, Chris and Grace Jones over for French fries and sangria. However, it turned out that Chris was a highly sophisticated robot built by Turkmenistan to assassinate Grace Jones. Chris grabbed a computer and dived at Grace Jones, but was restrained by Sexy Mc Awesome, who fought off the evil creature with a nail clipper. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, Sexy Mc Awesome and Spiffing Cheese joined forces to push Chris out of the window. Chris screamed "You’re pretty hideous when you do that, you know!!!", then sneezed and died.

The great evil defeated, Spiffing Cheese, Sexy Mc Awesome and Grace Jones celebrated by singing Hey Joe and playing hide-and-seek. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually Sexy Mc Awesome and Grace Jones got married in the backyard and lived happily ever after.

Oh my gawd!!!! Sorry Chris!!! XD

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One day, ZuZU and My name is…Something…? were sitting around discussing the merits of Yoshi’s Island. They decided that Baby Mario was totally witty and that they should start a club showing this off. They called it “Baby Mario's Witty Bodyguard Club."

Then Primus Inter Pares showed up and wanted to join. ZuZu and My name is….Something…? said "no Primus Inter Pares, you can't!" because Primus Inter Pares didn't love bodyguards. Primus Inter Pares called up Not at all Reno and they got on a airship and started chasing after ZuZu and My name is…Something…?. ZuZu and My name is…Something…? were very very ashamed. They ran like Son of a spoony bard!!!s through downtown Midgar. Primus Inter Pares and Not at all Reno caught up to them anyways and splattered their toenails everywhere.

When they had seen what they had done, Primus Inter Pares and Not at all Reno apologized and helped ZuZu and My name is…something…?to stand. Then they all ate instant ramen and planned the next meeting of "Baby Mario's Witty Bodyguard Club."
When planning was done, ZuZu and My name is…Something…? rode off on their bodyguards into the sunset.

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This has actually inspired me some vignettes...