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Shattered Chest
08-09-2005, 07:32 PM
Post a funny line or two from your old diary, please!

Orestes
08-09-2005, 07:33 PM
I killed a hooker today, but it's ok because hookers are already dead on the inside.

Happy now?

Shattered Chest
08-09-2005, 07:46 PM
Oh my. Oh... my.

That's wicked, man.

Blackmageboi
08-09-2005, 09:26 PM
"And again another uneventful day, yawn"

i never really kept a diary cuz my life is too boring

rubah
08-09-2005, 10:22 PM
livejournal.com/~jume/calendar/2002/

Mercen-X
08-09-2005, 10:37 PM
I have a new favorite quote! "Never try, never fail"

Yeah, I never actually kept a diary or journal. Though once I wrote about a special day I had, but my gorram computer deleted. Piece of czit.

-N-
08-09-2005, 10:40 PM
How long's it been, eight months? Welcome back.

Shattered Chest
08-10-2005, 08:53 PM
Me? Thanks. :D

Meat Puppet
08-10-2005, 08:55 PM
I AM SO FAT WHY WONT SOMEONE JUST PUT A BULLET IN MY HEAD DAMN IT.

Chris
08-10-2005, 08:57 PM
July. 1990.

"I don't remember him doin' that to her?!"

That's not from a diary, but from the greatest diary of all; my mind. :cool:

Queen G
08-10-2005, 09:50 PM
"I want to be with him so much but I can tell that there's someone else"

The Jamie Star Scenario
08-10-2005, 10:13 PM
"I had 3 cheese sandwiches today; it was awesome!"

Yamaneko
08-10-2005, 11:32 PM
May 5th, 2003:

Note to self: Update diary tomorrow...

That was my last one.

Craig
08-10-2005, 11:35 PM
The closest thing I have to a Diary is a Live Journal. So:

[Aug. 4th, 2005|11:00 pm]
So uh, a couple of things to add.

I took my theory test yesterday, and I failed. I got 27 on the questions, and 37 on the Hazzard perception.
My sister has moved back home, which is good. She's also brought her 2 Cats with her, Felix and Tigger.
Oh, and I watched Wedding Crashers and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory recently, both awesome.

Chris
08-10-2005, 11:35 PM
May 5th, 2003:

Note to self: Update diary tomorrow...

That was my last one.
Yams. You do know it's August? :confused:

Doomie
08-10-2005, 11:37 PM
Yesterday, I spelled Bible, BiBle. Thanks a lot, Daniel.

Kirobaito
08-10-2005, 11:41 PM
(no subject)
May. 31st, 2004 | 11:27 pm
mood: tired
music: "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" - John Denver
Hey, I discovered this whole advanced updating thing. @_@

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First documented time that a John Denver song was on My Music.

Chris
08-10-2005, 11:43 PM
*Sigh* You people need to be punished for not updating. :( *Daggers*

Shlup
08-10-2005, 11:58 PM
Something like "lolz i liek boyz and i want 2 have baybies" sums up pretty much every page.

Yamaneko
08-11-2005, 12:09 AM
Nothing much has changed then?

Shlup
08-11-2005, 12:47 AM
Thanks for stating the obvious. :twak:

Hawkeye
08-11-2005, 12:50 AM
11-13-2004
Dear Diary,

EoFF sucks. I'm never going back there again

rubah
08-11-2005, 12:57 AM
May 5th, 2003:

Note to self: Update diary tomorrow...

That was my last one.
Yams. You do know it's August? :confused:

Chris. YOu do know it's 2005? :confused:


*Sigh* You people need to be punished for not updating. :( *Daggers*


Well, he *did* say 'your old diaries' after all

Loony BoB
08-11-2005, 09:47 AM
Holy mother crapperoony, it's Shattered Chest. There's a name I haven't seen in a long time.

Er... as for a random quote... this'll do.


Nait: You can't eat my queen, nyah nyah nya-
Nait: /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif.
Playing chess with Nait is fun.

Big Ogre Umaro
08-11-2005, 10:54 AM
I write poetry in my internet weblog

you
are so beautiful
i feel like i've been just beaten up in an alleyway

Boosk
08-11-2005, 11:16 AM
" I swear I'll never eat that many pickles again"

(next day)

" I did it again...."


Kagga :love: