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Big Ogre Umaro
08-11-2005, 12:32 PM
Sometimes I feel that it's not worth it to be so much better than the average person. I mean, it gets rather lonely knowing that people will never accept me because I like to use big words and complicated thoughts in everyday speech. It's not my fault that I was born with a high intelligence and amazing good looks, my friends! Why can't you just like me for who I am?

But alas, it is not to be.

For instance, I was watching anime last week, and my friend Jake was supposed to call me so that we could go see Appleseed at the midnight movie. But he didn't call! He said he forgot, but I know it's because he didn't want to be seen with a "Brainiac" as he says. This happens to me all the time. Also, during Finals week, I was talking to some kid at school (I'm in 10th grade), and I said that I was exasperated by all the testing because I'm in all AP and Honors classes. Do you know what he said? "What's exasperated mean?" Exasperated people!!! Can you believe that? how could I be put on a planet with such simpletons? I told him such, and he beat me up after school.

The only time I feel I am with intellectual equals is when I'm watching anime. Anno is a god and when I'm using my big brain, I feel like I'm piloting an Eva. I'm lonely like Shinji. Anno knows exactly how I feel. I hope to meet him one day. I love everything he's ever done, including his post-Eva period of fruity j-pop teenager dramas. I know that Anno felt the way I do, because we are both superior to those around us and we are both alienated by our superiority. As soon as I can afford a trip to Japan, I am going to go because everyone in Japan is like me.

My parents don't understand me because they don't do anything but watch TV and go to McDonald's. McDonald's is the devil, as illustrated in the amazing documentary Super Size Me. Morgan Spurlock is a great man, even though he eats meat. I don't eat meat because it's bad for you. I read that humans were meant to be herbivores and that eating meat actually kills your body. That sucks. I once met that lady who changed her name to "GoVeg.com" to promote vegitarianism. She was nice, but not very smart. I was uncomfortable because I could tell she was a sheep just like the rest of them.

Being a sheep sucks. We're so caught up in our consumerism culture that we don't realize the government is shoving our brains full of much for the purpose of harvesting raw energy and work, brilliantly alligoried in the Matrix trilogy. Of the three Matrices, I like Revolutions the best. There is total Christ imagery at the end. Sooooooooo deep.

So basically, what I want to know is, aren't you tired of hanging around all these sheep all the time? How do you handle your superiority over the Normals? I personally drown myself in anime. Anime and Manga and other things like that. And for those of you wondering, NO ANIME IS NOT A STYLE it is just Japanese Animation and it has nothing to do with how they draw things. Anime artists are as wide and varied as anything your STUPID american comics artists are capable of. It's just Manga is cool and deep and american comics are full of costumed retards for babies. That's why there are two shelves full of Manga at Barnes and Noble and only one for comics, and even that is half-full of "How to Draw Gay Crappy Muscle Men For Losers" and stuff.

In a fit of overexertion of my brain, I attempted to conjure the essense of a caterpillar. I was able to secrete the slik and make a cocoon, but I had to go to dinner before I could Metamorphoze.

http://norbert-x.com/rock/./userfiles/mike/952-20040209173459.jpg

Lindy
08-11-2005, 12:50 PM
I love you.

DK
08-11-2005, 12:57 PM
I love you.

Lindy
08-11-2005, 12:57 PM
Don't copy me you inferior being!

Dreddz
08-11-2005, 01:17 PM
ive never really had a Brainiac image but I dont treat anyone different than what they look like, its usually the person talking to me that has the problem..

Peegee
08-11-2005, 01:21 PM
If you're so smart why aren't you able to socialise with other people?

Calling yourself superior and better than others just reinforces your inability to socialise in a manner other than video games, anime, and other typically non-social events (except the annual anicon omg).

Interestingly I see allegedly smart men everywhere being controlled by women, who end up marrying average looking women, and generally being unhappy.

Unless watching anime makes you as successful as Donald Trump I laugh at you.

DMKA
08-11-2005, 01:28 PM
This thread wins my internet.

udsuna
08-11-2005, 01:28 PM
He has a point... a rather blunt point, and I don't much like his misanthropicism, but still. Who are you to define anything as "superior". There are a lot of very successful dumb people out there, I assure you.

All things considered, it isn't ability, but *drive* that defines success. You're here whining about how you're treated unfairly because of your own "superiority".... well, here's news for you, I'm fairly good looking, and have a genius level IQ, and I would treat you the exact same way as those "inferiors". It's all about attitude, and yours sucks.

Now, I don't expect this to get through to your "superior" mind, but if you're really all that great, why not go forth and use your abilities to overcome the situation. I know I have. It's not difficult, all you have to do is stop pretending you're better than other people, because you're not.

[/justified, but probably futile, rant]

DMKA
08-11-2005, 01:31 PM
I think his attitude is great. Infact, superior to yours.

Lindy
08-11-2005, 01:34 PM
I think it's beautiful myself.

udsuna
08-11-2005, 01:38 PM
Of course, sticking and defending (even against rational sence) those whom you affiliate with, just like everyone does. It's the same sheep mentallity that he attacked so happily before. I take an opposed stance, instead of going with the crowd, and naturally get ostricized for it. Fascinating. So, you do to me as society does to you, and since you're "superior" to society, does that mean I'm superior to you? But, chances are, you won't stop to consider that question in a serious way.


EDIT: Or you're just trying to be funny. Which I wouldn't put past a lot of people around here. Nor would I hold it against anyone.

DMKA
08-11-2005, 01:41 PM
To give you the short answer, yes.

udsuna
08-11-2005, 01:43 PM
To give you the short answer, yes.

Sometimes, brevity doesn't work. I think this is one of those times.

DMKA
08-11-2005, 01:45 PM
You "think" wrong my friend.

udsuna
08-11-2005, 01:48 PM
*realizes once again why staying out of general chat is a good thing*

But, in all seriousness, your short answer, it doesn't even include which question was answered. I could always be an idiot about it and twist your words to my benefit, but instead I offer you the chance to clarify? Appearantly my courtesy went unnoticed.

Lindy
08-11-2005, 01:49 PM
Oboy, I do so love serious topics like this, especially the kind of people who reply.

Primus Inter Pares
08-11-2005, 01:55 PM
The word "arrogant" comes to mind, but so am I, so it's not really an insult, the fact that you managed to get yourself beat up by a guy you were just randomly talking to makes you look like a bit of an idiot though, if they don't know what exasperated means you should be able to talk your way out of it. Also, eating meat is a natural process, anyone who thinks otherwise aren't very well informed, sure, it would be better for the environment and such for everyone to be vegetarian, but that would not be a natural way of life.

The fact that you use MEDIA to put forward your argument is a HUGE weakness that I can spot, can you not see that you are yourself a "sheep". Also, your belief that everyone in Japan are the same is grossly innacurate, the Japanese have an equally great diversity as any nation, to say otherwise would be unfair stereotyping. And why are you wasting your time with this puerile ranting when you could be learning how to defend yourself?

Craig
08-11-2005, 01:59 PM
lol

udsuna
08-11-2005, 01:59 PM
Good to see that PG isn't the only person I just ended up agreeing with. Made me feel dirty. Didn't stop me from voicing the truth, but it was *still* unclean feeling. Like cleaning the toilet bowl. Unpleasant, but necessary.

Primus Inter Pares
08-11-2005, 02:07 PM
Good to see that PG isn't the only person I just ended up agreeing with. Made me feel dirty. Didn't stop me from voicing the truth, but it was *still* unclean feeling. Like cleaning the toilet bowl. Unpleasant, but necessary.
Does that mean you agree with me?

udsuna
08-11-2005, 02:08 PM
Good to see that PG isn't the only person I just ended up agreeing with. Made me feel dirty. Didn't stop me from voicing the truth, but it was *still* unclean feeling. Like cleaning the toilet bowl. Unpleasant, but necessary.
Does that mean you agree with me?

Haven't you been reading my posts? Pretty much, we can sum our statements up into "you're an arrogant little SOB who is throwing a tantrum instead of actually doing anything about it"

Primus Inter Pares
08-11-2005, 02:11 PM
Haven't you been reading my posts?
Yes, yes I have, but I'm too tired to make much sense of anything *yawns*

Anyway, Pseudo-Intellectuals really annoy me...

Peegee
08-11-2005, 02:12 PM
Yes it does.

I may voice irrational and impossible to abide by beliefs, but I do know my S***.

There's a place for spam, for 'flamebaiting', for trolling, and there's a time where we combine to show that a person with a bad attitude who hides behind pop culture to get people on his side that he's wrong.

And stuff.

BTW eating is murder, having an immunity system is murder, we should all starve to death and suicide is amoral.

gokufusionss1
08-11-2005, 02:13 PM
That was hillarious, Welcome!

P.s you are inferior to me as i am gokufusions while you are a mere gokukid.

udsuna
08-11-2005, 02:15 PM
I'm agreeing with him! SO UNCLEAN!!!

Except for the eating and immune system part. I'll happily kill billions of microbes and lesser organisms in my quest to continue surviving and growing.

Peegee
08-11-2005, 02:16 PM
But killing is morally wrong.

gokufusionss1
08-11-2005, 02:17 PM
To give you the short answer, yes.

Sometimes, brevity doesn't work. I think this is one of those times.

I didn't


Have an award for the first use of the word "brevity" on the board.

Primus Inter Pares
08-11-2005, 02:17 PM
Yeah, death to the microbes!

But seriously, WHY would anyone be a vegetarian unless they aboslutely have to be? eg: limited resources or medical reasons

Peegee
08-11-2005, 02:18 PM
I prefer verbose polysyllabic banter myself. I prefer it so much that years ago people admonished me for it.

So I kept doing it.

gokufusionss1
08-11-2005, 02:19 PM
Yeah, death to the microbes!

But seriously, WHY would anyone be a vegetarian unless they aboslutely have to be? eg: limited resources or medical reasons

overcooked empathy towards mammals.

udsuna
08-11-2005, 02:19 PM
Ah, but, what is morality? One could argue that breaching the system is ammoral, as it defies the natural order. And, clearly, the natural order comes with a guarenteed "weak die, strong survive, get used to it" clause.

faster skating penguin
08-11-2005, 02:20 PM
I don't know why I'm posting in this thread, as it's obviously below me.

gokufusionss1
08-11-2005, 02:21 PM
ah, but what.......nah i can't be arsed.

Primus Inter Pares
08-11-2005, 02:22 PM
Well, GokuKid has been rather quiescent since he engaged this conversation, I think he realised his flaws and ran. (and yes I know he is offline)

udsuna
08-11-2005, 02:22 PM
Have an award for the first use of the word "brevity" on the board.

Thanks, I was just playing vocabulary against vocabulary. Getting in the spirit of the arrogant intelligence competition/debate. Mostly for the benefit of subtle irony. It took a while, but I think the trend is catching. Then again, this thread has rapidly devolved.

Primus Inter Pares
08-11-2005, 02:23 PM
overcooked empathy towards mammals.

I hate how people don't eat "meat" but they eat fish...

gokufusionss1
08-11-2005, 02:25 PM
Have an award for the first use of the word "brevity" on the board.

Thanks, I was just playing vocabulary against vocabulary. Getting in the spirit of the arrogant intelligence competition/debate. Mostly for the benefit of subtle irony. It took a while, but I think the trend is catching. Then again, this thread has rapidly devolved.

i think we were all aware of this from zero point, i just like the oral tones of the word. The ironic thing to do now would be to embrace the other end of the spectrum, go on do it.

Peegee
08-11-2005, 02:25 PM
overcooked empathy towards mammals.

Perhaps, but without empathy we'd all be amoral...or immoral. Or something.

The line of thought goes thusly:

harming something which can be harmed is bad
humans can be harmed
do not harm humans
animals can be harmed
do not harm animals
plants can be harmed
do not harm plants

I just went down the list and said that microbes and stuff can be harmed, so it's morally wrong to kill them as well.

In fact if we attribute 'death' as something bad, we can't kill anything without being morally bad.

And since we want to be morally good (I haven't stated the premises supporting the why and hows to this because I don't BELIEVE there are any), it reasons we can't kill anything.

QED.

udsuna
08-11-2005, 02:26 PM
Yeah! Fish are people, too! No... wait... nevermind. (edit... see, my ironic jump into utter stupidity)

Anyways, my point clearly made, and safely in the hands of people whom I trust can easily beat our psuedo-intellectual thread starter's arrogant little worldview into the ground.... I shall return to the much better EoEo and EotW sections.

*taps heels.... there's no place like home....* (edit... jump into absurdity)


Oh, and why should death be considered bad? Damn, looks like i'll have to stick around a bit.

Peegee
08-11-2005, 02:27 PM
Not people, but they can be harmed, and harming things are bad.

This is proven when I flippantly told Emerald Aeris that it was perfectly good to burn down the rainforests because 'plants don't feel pain so who cares?'

I love flamebaiting in debates.

Primus Inter Pares
08-11-2005, 02:28 PM
Hehe, I would like to face off against ye in an argument, would be very interesting...

*follows to EoEo and EotW*

Doomie
08-11-2005, 02:30 PM
Well, GokuKid has been rather quiescent since he engaged this conversation, I think he realised his flaws and ran. (and yes I know he is offline)

I have a few responses to that.

1. This thread was made for people to get angry at him telling him that he's no better than anyone else. :p

2. I'm sure he doesn't give a damn about what people on an online forum think of him.

3. He could also be invisible.

udsuna
08-11-2005, 02:31 PM
Hehe, I would like to face off against ye in an argument, would be very interesting...

*follows to EoEo and EotW*

Though art welcome to do so. Unfortunately, all the good debates are tapering off.... and I don't have a new one I feel like starting right now, but feel free to come up with one.


1. This thread was made for people to get angry at him telling him that he's no better than anyone else. :p

Of course, but it gave me an excuse to let loose and have a little amusement of my own. For which I thank him. And I was never angry.

Dr.K
08-11-2005, 02:31 PM
This is thilly.

Primus Inter Pares
08-11-2005, 02:34 PM
Yeah, I noticed udsuna, there needs to be more proper debates going on...

udsuna
08-11-2005, 02:39 PM
Yeah, I noticed udsuna, there needs to be more proper debates going on...

So.... what should we start.... religion, philosophy, metaphysics, most human sciences (any bio/soc/psych fields), literature, I'm up for just about anything.

Then again, with that recent "origins" thread, I'm tired of religion for the next couple days. And the still going debate on child molesters (EotW thread).... let's leave out the emotionally charged stuff, too.

gokufusionss1
08-11-2005, 02:41 PM
i've got one
if a tree falls in the woods, should we give a damn.

udsuna
08-11-2005, 02:42 PM
i've got one
if a tree falls in the woods, should we give a damn.

Depends on who's under the tree.

Primus Inter Pares
08-11-2005, 02:43 PM
I just wanted my Creation of the Universe thread to fly :mad2:

http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?t=65323

But, I think we can think of something, I always have a lot of ideas on my mind, think I'll get banned if I post a thread refuting the holocaust?

udsuna
08-11-2005, 02:48 PM
Well, as the holocaust is a clear historical event (can't make up all the witnesses)- and there's not a lot of controversy in opinion there... I think you can get away with it if you're smart about it and avoid being a proponent for genecide.

Oh, and I was quite active in your creation thread, until it got boring.

EDIT Oops... nevermind, wrong creation thread, my bad. Still, both are boring now.

Primus Inter Pares
08-11-2005, 02:50 PM
...as I see it you didn't post once...

*goes to write essay*

Lindy
08-11-2005, 02:51 PM
Internet intellectuals are liek lawl

udsuna
08-11-2005, 02:57 PM
Since I suspect most would miss my edit... I confused your creation thread with another... sorry.

Primus Inter Pares
08-11-2005, 03:02 PM
Hehe, meh, no probs, aarrgh, I can't be screwed collecting info again... I'll just hope for a nice thread to come about...

Loony BoB
08-11-2005, 03:03 PM
Man I once knew this guy called Big Ogre Umaro but I always felt he was superior to me you should meet him.

Lindy
08-11-2005, 03:06 PM
Two kinds of people in this thread, those who get it, and those who don't, Daniel here gets it and we all love him for it.

udsuna
08-11-2005, 03:09 PM
I get it, and chose to play the opposite part... more fun that way. See, if you were superior like me, you'd have known to do that first, as you would have realized first how much fun it is to be on the other side of the argument.

But I still need to stay out of the General Chat section, this kind of joke loses its fire quickly.

Roogle
08-11-2005, 03:17 PM
And what of the people who don't understand the meaning of the opening post, I wonder...

DMKA
08-11-2005, 03:48 PM
But I still need to stay out of the General Chat section, this kind of joke loses its fire quickly.
What joke?

-N-
08-11-2005, 03:55 PM
Well, GokuKid has been rather quiescent since he engaged this conversation, I think he realised his flaws and ran. (and yes I know he is offline)Ah ha! Hah ah ah aha haah ahah aha aha haha hah ahah ah! xD

:up:

edit: This captures it better.
Two kinds of people in this thread, those who get it, and those who don't, Daniel here gets it and we all love him for it.

Peegee
08-11-2005, 03:58 PM
In hindsight I should've just sided with him.

After all I am immortal.

Madonna
08-11-2005, 04:02 PM
No, being superior has never burdened me; I fail, utterly, at superiority. I was never good in Art class in high school.

High school; man, that brings up so many memories. I used to be one of the popular ones; I got to lead my own herd of sheep and everything. I had friends, and we hung out at lunch sitting on tables and communally ragged on people we didn't like, drove around town with nothing to do but waste time, and best of all, we liked those things. It was cool. Except that I was a sheep, and I was a sheep that knew it. That small little detail was drilled into my brain and was a continuous whisper.

I couldn't take it. I graduated high school, desperate to get away, and fled to a college. Any college; I didn't look at which one. I just ran; I was that afraid of still being a sheep. I didn't want to become a rack of lamb. I refused to sell-out and give into nature.

So I sold my wool. I shave regularly now, to hide my wool. I don't want anyone to know that I am a sheep. I wear fedoras in public, and make a great show of avoiding pink and black clothing. Everyone knows that pink is the new black, that black never dies, and that a sheep couldn't resist wearing what's in. But I do.

Maybe that means I'm changing. Maybe I'm no longer a sheep. But that's ludicrous; you can't really change your nature. To do otherwise, to fight it, makes Martin Heidegger right. I reek of inauthenticity, and this is my failing.

I think all of us try not to look like the follower.

gokufusionss1
08-11-2005, 06:08 PM
Sometimes it's more fun to take these things seriously.

Denmark
08-11-2005, 06:40 PM
I get it, and chose to play the opposite part... more fun that way. See, if you were superior like me, you'd have known to do that first, as you would have realized first how much fun it is to be on the other side of the argument.

But I still need to stay out of the General Chat section, this kind of joke loses its fire quickly.

here's the funny part: you don't actually get it.

but yes, I do get the feeling that I am superior to many people. like right now, I'm getting that feeling, because I get it and these other people don't.

Optium
08-11-2005, 06:45 PM
Oh my god. This guy is the next Kurt Vonnegut.

.opt

Miriel
08-11-2005, 07:19 PM
This thread is elitist on so many levels.

Shoeberto
08-11-2005, 07:30 PM
What the smurf, man.

What the smurf on a few points.

1. Why didn't I see this thread before it got to three pages?
2. Okay, maybe just on one point.

It seems like when Mikey first decided that he wanted to only post once every six months, most people recognized him and posted and laughed until the break of dawn. For, you see, that is when the cows return to their homes! He has since, unfortunately, faded deeper and deeper into obscurity.

This is why I can not let any of you live.

I've lost track of what I was going to say. It probably involved wanting to kill something. I'm going to go shoot something with a BB gun because it makes me feel like a real man.

This (http://www.expectnomore.net/images/russia.gif) is a funny image that I have saved on my hard drive.

Oh goodness.

Lindy
08-11-2005, 07:32 PM
At least I remembered him.

And I didn't even know him!

UWAOOOOU
08-11-2005, 07:38 PM
Xasporated Wtf?

Sepho
08-11-2005, 07:39 PM
This thread makes me smile something fierce. The many first encounters with BOU are all too evident.

Lindy
08-11-2005, 07:41 PM
BOU's last thread made me cry, he posted a love letter to his gamecube, and sadly it turned into "zomg gamecube has loads of games, let me list them", I on the other hand posted some relationship advice.

Sepho
08-11-2005, 07:42 PM
That thread's stored on my hardrive. In it's own partition.

Lindy
08-11-2005, 07:45 PM
Send plz.

Destai
08-11-2005, 07:46 PM
At first I thought it was funny, but then I read this

I personally drown myself in anime. Anime and Manga and other things like that. And for those of you wondering, NO ANIME IS NOT A STYLE it is just Japanese Animation and it has nothing to do with how they draw things. Anime artists are as wide and varied as anything your STUPID american comics artists are capable of. It's just Manga is cool and deep and american comics are full of costumed retards for babies. That's why there are two shelves full of Manga at Barnes and Noble and only one for comics, and even that is half-full of "How to Draw Gay Crappy Muscle Men For Losers" and stuff.

And realised it was hilarious.

Kirobaito
08-11-2005, 07:49 PM
This thread has turned me to tears.

I don't even like anime, and I'm touched.

Teek
08-11-2005, 07:58 PM
I freaking still like Japanese manga. And cigs are for conservatives.

Sepho
08-11-2005, 08:02 PM
Send plz.

'Tis <a href="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?t=50151">archived</a>.

Leeza
08-11-2005, 08:08 PM
GokuKid749876, I don't think that you're superior to BOU, but I still feel your pain. :(

Yamaneko
08-11-2005, 08:12 PM
I'm only superior to people on the Internet. I really should get out of my parent's basement.

Lindy
08-11-2005, 08:15 PM
Not until you're 40, Yams.

rubah
08-11-2005, 08:30 PM
I like the internet because it puts you in a better perspective of reality.

At school, I am the best musician, the best artist, the best scholar, etc.

but here, timmie and aex own me at webdesign, *all* those guys own me in maths, etc etc.

Yamaneko
08-11-2005, 08:35 PM
At school they beat me up for discussing the advantages of open source over proprietary software. I really shouldn't have stayed up the night before the SAT II's playing Katamari Damacy. Now I'll never go to MIT where they understand me.

Big Ogre Umaro
08-11-2005, 09:47 PM
[QUOTE=Primus Inter Pares]
Of course, but it gave me an excuse to let loose and have a little amusement of my own. For which I thank him. And I was never angry.
Oh no I've been caught in your clever web!

This thread is awesome, even though it was hijacked by page 2.

Lindy
08-11-2005, 09:48 PM
I think they're too smart for you Mikey.

MAYBE YOU'RE NOT SO SUPERIOR AFTER ALL LOLZORZ

XxSephirothxX
08-11-2005, 11:53 PM
Oh YES.

bennator
08-12-2005, 12:07 AM
You're just upset that this was posted all over the internet:

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/bouxunne.jpg

nik0tine
08-12-2005, 12:10 AM
The first few sentances seemed pretty freaking arrogant. I couldn't bring myself to read the rest of it, for fear of garbage.

Sepho
08-12-2005, 12:30 AM
You'd be doing yourself a disservice in not reading it.

udsuna
08-12-2005, 12:32 AM
Sometimes it's more fun to take these things seriously.

Yes. Yes, it is.

Lindy
08-12-2005, 12:37 AM
And it's even more fun to laugh at people who just miss the joke and whom it was aimed at insulting.

eestlinc
08-12-2005, 12:52 AM
How is the 10th grade these days?

The Summoner of Leviathan
08-12-2005, 01:09 AM
Why does this remind me of the 5th density being thread?

Destai
08-12-2005, 01:11 AM
Two kinds of people in this thread, those who get it, and those who don't, Daniel here gets it and we all love him for it.
A post worth quoting. *quotes*

udsuna
08-12-2005, 01:11 AM
Why does this remind me of the 5th density being thread?

Ah, yes, I remember that one! I haven't seen that guy around after that, and a few other equally "amusing" threads over a couple days.

Yamaneko
08-12-2005, 01:22 AM
How is the 10th grade these days?
I was going to say, "isn't gokukid in 7th grade?".

Kamiko
08-12-2005, 01:35 AM
I'm the youngest person in my Chemistry class and I kick the older peoples hineys!
But it makes it kind of hard to make many friends because I'm very tall also and I do alot of my own clothing designs.
Small town people don't understand me. :fpcry:

Primus Inter Pares
08-12-2005, 01:58 AM
Why does this remind me of the 5th density being thread?

Ah, yes, I remember that one! I haven't seen that guy around after that, and a few other equally "amusing" threads over a couple days.
Begbie still has a place in the hearts of all EoFF'ers, that thread was fun, pity we only remembered it long enough to use in our insults for one and a half months...

SomethingBig
08-12-2005, 02:01 AM
Me = senior > underclassmen. I'm gonna push 'em, then steal their lunch moneys.

The Summoner of Leviathan
08-12-2005, 02:25 AM
Why does this remind me of the 5th density being thread?

Ah, yes, I remember that one! I haven't seen that guy around after that, and a few other equally "amusing" threads over a couple days.
Begbie still has a place in the hearts of all EoFF'ers, that thread was fun, pity we only remembered it long enough to use in our insults for one and a half months...

Oh yes. A pity he never replied in it again.

eestlinc
08-12-2005, 02:49 AM
didn't we ban Francis Begbie?

Mo-Nercy
08-12-2005, 03:15 AM
-Saber- just when I manage to convince myself I'm a superior being, I walk into a door

Dixie
08-12-2005, 03:21 AM
I never have....and never will be a superior being.

So no.

Psychotic
08-12-2005, 03:21 AM
didn't we ban Francis Begbie?Only to silence his lone voice of truth!

Raistlin
08-12-2005, 03:24 AM
Gokukid is infinitely superior to that one guy who looked like a fat version of Fred Savage. What was his name? Big Ogre Umaro?

Del Murder
08-12-2005, 04:25 AM
The people who think they are better are the ones who aren't.

Yamaneko
08-12-2005, 04:37 AM
Only a peon would say that.

-N-
08-12-2005, 04:38 AM
I feel compelled to post in this thread again.

G SpOtZ
08-12-2005, 04:40 AM
i don't think inferiority or superiority depends on intelligence. i don't think it depends on anything. i don't think it matters at all. there's no point in focusing on it because it's not something to be happy or sad about.

Big Ogre Umaro
08-12-2005, 05:08 AM
Gokukid is infinitely superior to that one guy who looked like a fat version of Fred Savage. What was his name? Big Ogre Umaro?
This is the exact thing you posted in my last thread. Good idea posting it again, someone may not have read it.

Shoeberto
08-12-2005, 05:15 AM
Three posts within a day of each other? I think someone's bored.

Karl
08-12-2005, 05:26 AM
are u talkin about the threads in ff9...
and if so, damn you for closin em :shifty:

eestlinc
08-12-2005, 05:36 AM
no, and don't post spamfests in random forums.

Mr. Graves
08-12-2005, 05:42 AM
This whole entire thread is freaking awesome. xD

Peegee
08-12-2005, 06:19 AM
I really should adopt his lifestyle though. It's been literally a decade since I have been bullied and damn do I miss that.

Being beaten up is good for your character. It shows how superior you are because other people are beating you up or mocking you because they are clearly jealous.

Never mind that you probably look at the ground when you walk down the street or have bad posture, hands in pockets; that sort of thing. No, it's them being jealous of your superior self.

DarknessFromAbove
08-12-2005, 06:32 AM
intriguing . . . lol, that's all I can say

VampireCrono
08-12-2005, 06:48 AM
Please disconnect from the internet GokuKid749876. Your arrogance, poor writing, and weak arguements are making my brain hurt.

Shoeberto
08-12-2005, 06:51 AM
Please disconnect from the internet GokuKid749876. Your arrogance, poor writing, and arguements are making my brain hurt.
Are...are you serious? It's been like, what, four pages of people pointing out that, yes, in fact, his original post is a joke, because it's BOU and that's what he does. He's a funnyman. Real funny, you dig? Not like Joe Pesci in Goodfellas funny. Funny like Smallcave In and Out From People Who Know funny.

I would like to return to my original point that I can't allow anyone in this thread to live.

Big Ogre Umaro
08-12-2005, 08:40 AM
Please disconnect from the internet GokuKid749876. Your arrogance, poor writing, and weak arguements are making my brain hurt.
internet disconnecting in T-Minus five


four

three

two

ONE INTERNET DISCONNECT NOW GO GO GO

O SHI--

Endless
08-12-2005, 09:10 AM
[8:40am] GokuKid749876 «buo@smallcave.net» has Quit EoFF (Connection reset by peer).

Primus Inter Pares
08-12-2005, 09:42 AM
lol, this thing is still alive?

Yamaneko
08-12-2005, 10:01 AM
So, when do I archive this?

Oh crap.

G SpOtZ
08-12-2005, 10:17 AM
o.O

Teek
08-12-2005, 11:20 AM
I don't even find this thread funny.

Mike, get a life.

crazybayman
08-12-2005, 02:11 PM
Sometimes I feel that it's not worth it to be so much better than the average person. I mean, it gets rather lonely knowing that people will never accept me because I like to use big words and complicated thoughts in everyday speech. It's not my fault that I was born with a high intelligence and amazing good looks, my friends! Why can't you just like me for who I am?

But alas, it is not to be.

For instance, I was watching anime last week, and my friend Jake was supposed to call me so that we could go see Appleseed at the midnight movie. But he didn't call! He said he forgot, but I know it's because he didn't want to be seen with a "Brainiac" as he says. This happens to me all the time. Also, during Finals week, I was talking to some kid at school (I'm in 10th grade), and I said that I was exasperated by all the testing because I'm in all AP and Honors classes. Do you know what he said? "What's exasperated mean?" Exasperated people!!! Can you believe that? how could I be put on a planet with such simpletons? I told him such, and he beat me up after school.

The only time I feel I am with intellectual equals is when I'm watching anime. Anno is a god and when I'm using my big brain, I feel like I'm piloting an Eva. I'm lonely like Shinji. Anno knows exactly how I feel. I hope to meet him one day. I love everything he's ever done, including his post-Eva period of fruity j-pop teenager dramas. I know that Anno felt the way I do, because we are both superior to those around us and we are both alienated by our superiority. As soon as I can afford a trip to Japan, I am going to go because everyone in Japan is like me.

My parents don't understand me because they don't do anything but watch TV and go to McDonald's. McDonald's is the devil, as illustrated in the amazing documentary Super Size Me. Morgan Spurlock is a great man, even though he eats meat. I don't eat meat because it's bad for you. I read that humans were meant to be herbivores and that eating meat actually kills your body. That sucks. I once met that lady who changed her name to "GoVeg.com" to promote vegitarianism. She was nice, but not very smart. I was uncomfortable because I could tell she was a sheep just like the rest of them.

Being a sheep sucks. We're so caught up in our consumerism culture that we don't realize the government is shoving our brains full of much for the purpose of harvesting raw energy and work, brilliantly alligoried in the Matrix trilogy. Of the three Matrices, I like Revolutions the best. There is total Christ imagery at the end. Sooooooooo deep.

So basically, what I want to know is, aren't you tired of hanging around all these sheep all the time? How do you handle your superiority over the Normals? I personally drown myself in anime. Anime and Manga and other things like that. And for those of you wondering, NO ANIME IS NOT A STYLE it is just Japanese Animation and it has nothing to do with how they draw things. Anime artists are as wide and varied as anything your STUPID american comics artists are capable of. It's just Manga is cool and deep and american comics are full of costumed retards for babies. That's why there are two shelves full of Manga at Barnes and Noble and only one for comics, and even that is half-full of "How to Draw Gay Crappy Muscle Men For Losers" and stuff.

In a fit of overexertion of my brain, I attempted to conjure the essense of a caterpillar. I was able to secrete the slik and make a cocoon, but I had to go to dinner before I could Metamorphoze.

http://norbert-x.com/rock/./userfiles/mike/952-20040209173459.jpg

*sigh*........I know, I know...there there

DMKA
08-12-2005, 02:37 PM
And it's even more fun to laugh at people who just miss the joke and whom it was aimed at insulting.
Truth.

Raistlin
08-12-2005, 03:05 PM
Gokukid is infinitely superior to that one guy who looked like a fat version of Fred Savage. What was his name? Big Ogre Umaro?
This is the exact thing you posted in my last thread. Good idea posting it again, someone may not have read it.
I did? Haha, I don't even remember that.

It needs reiterating. :D

Madonna
08-12-2005, 04:43 PM
I did? Haha, I don't even remember that.

It needs reiterating. :DThank you, Raistlin, for reiterating that. I appreciate your thoughtfulness at letting everyone that was unaware that GokuKid749876 is indeed superior than BOU, because not everyone was aware. I wish that I had been more aware, so that I may have illuminated everyone about the truth concerning GokuKid749876's superiority to BOU. It would have been an honor to say those things, but I can't now, even though I am now aware, because you have already said it, Raistlin. I would not have been aware had you not made me so, Raistlin, so I could not have said it before you said it anyways, but I wish I had said it because it is a great honor to be able to say those things. I would tell everyone who missed it the second time that GokuKid749876 is superior to BOU, but I fear I would be copying. Copying is taking other's work and calling it your own? Or is that plagarism? I don't know; it doesn't matter. What does matter is that you were good enough to reiterate something you said months ago, exactly to a dot, and let everyone know that GokuKid749876 is superior to BOU, something which I wish I could have said, and that it would have been me, which it wasn't, for which I am severely upset. But I shouldn't be upset, because you, Raistlin, were so kind as to let everyone know what you know, and you're Raistlin and that must mean that you know lots of things, and so we should feel honored that you'd share with us your knowledge. I wonder, however, why don't you share magic spells with us, Raistlin; I know that Raistlin knows magic, but I don't know the magic that Raistlin knows. I read in books and books are good, that Raistlin uses magic but why would Raistlin hang out with normal people who don't even understand the word "exasperated" if we don't know magic? I think that Raistlin who is my favorite Dragonlance character would seek out the company of other powerful magic-users like himself, because they would know magic and people who are similar to each other get along. It is still cool how you illuminated us with your knowledge, much like how you light up a room with your magic staff. I always thought your magic staff was cool, with its dragon claw shape at the end, holding a crystal, because dragons are cool and Raistlin is cool and magic is cool and three things cool make for one cool thing, but that makes me wonder. If you break down one cool thing, does that give you three cool things? These are the kind of questions I get when I think like I think Raistlin would think because obviously Raistlin would want to know this if he did not already, but he must already know, like he knows that GokuKid749876 is superior to Big Ogre Umaro because he Raistlin and Raistlin knows magic. I like his magic because Raistlin's magic allows for him to reiterate things, things that he said months ago to an exactness, like telling us all that GokuKid749876 is superior to BOU. I think this is very good until I remember that Raistlin is just a username and that some guy with the name Raistlin but who is not the Raistlin would not know magic, and could not possibly be a Hero of the Lance, but that he does reiterate things that others may not have known and that must be like magic but is clearly not. We have a debate on our hands!

Meat Puppet
08-12-2005, 04:47 PM
i like playing with toys lopts in the sandpit so i,m okay!

Raistlin
08-12-2005, 04:48 PM
...what the hell are you on, man?

EDIT: to Lynx.

Big Ogre Umaro
08-12-2005, 10:36 PM
I don't even find this thread funny.

Mike, get a life.
I love you Josh

Destai
08-12-2005, 10:39 PM
"IM-AN OGRE!"

eestlinc
08-12-2005, 10:51 PM
gee I sure hope this gets archived. I mean, anytime Gokukid graces us with his presence we have to slap it into the hall of fame to preserve our fading memory of the greatness that was EoFF.

Spammerman
08-12-2005, 11:23 PM
you sound conceited.

Raistlin
08-12-2005, 11:40 PM
gee I sure hope this gets archived. I mean, anytime Gokukid graces us with his presence we have to slap it into the hall of fame to preserve our fading memory of the greatness that was EoFF.
This is because BUO lost the Waiter Wars and he has to be remembered somehow.

Destai
08-13-2005, 12:03 AM
I think I handle it really well to be honest.

SomethingBig
08-13-2005, 12:51 AM
I wish GokuKid were actually dear Francis Bebgie.

Kawaii Ryűkishi
08-13-2005, 01:38 AM
This is because BUO lost the Waiter Wars and he has to be remembered somehow.<img src="http://norbert-x.com/rock/userfiles/Kishi/turn01.gif" alt="There are twenty-four of these so I'm not even going to bother with the alternate text. Give me a break, eestlinc."> <img src="http://norbert-x.com/rock/userfiles/Kishi/turn02.gif">

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Raistlin
08-13-2005, 02:15 AM
Sick Irony is the best! :D

Though I never did understand why he gave me a moustache....

EDIT: oh, and for the record, the Waiter Wars was far more pathetic than that.

Destai
08-13-2005, 02:18 AM
This is because BUO lost the Waiter Wars and he has to be remembered somehow.This is the same gigantic amount of images that Kishi just posted that we don't need to hog more screen space with.Must be an oldbie thing.

Yamaneko
08-13-2005, 02:20 AM
Giving you a mustache makes perfect sense.

bennator
08-13-2005, 07:47 AM
Sick Irony has to be the greatest RPG of all time.....where else would Dr Unne get to be *gets shot by a sniper*

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
08-13-2005, 08:06 AM
Does being superior ever burden you?
no, but your mom does.

Del Murder
08-13-2005, 08:50 AM
This thread needs more kishi-praising to gaurantee its archive spot.

Tidus5
08-13-2005, 08:58 AM
We need to develop a system where we can give threads "respect points" or "props" if they make you laugh until your eyes water.

Write that one down Admins.

Del Murder
08-13-2005, 09:00 AM
Yeah that kishi, he's somethin else.

Loony BoB
08-13-2005, 10:44 AM
<img src="http://norbert-x.com/rock/userfiles/Kishi/turn18.gif"><img src="http://norbert-x.com/rock/userfiles/Kishi/turn19.gif">
Man I love Cool Runnings.

Madonna
08-13-2005, 12:42 PM
I love threads that say, "The Knights need to archive this!" over and over. I'm pretty sure they can figure it out themselves when something needs doing.





I'm being facetious.

*<3's Kishi*

Kirkpatrick
08-13-2005, 02:09 PM
I think a question that must be answered is: Is he superior to Giant Cockroaches?

Raistlin
08-13-2005, 04:18 PM
One has to wonder...how did Kishi get all of those screenshots? Did he go into the game and make them just for that post? It's not like you can Google "EoFF: Sick Irony" and find screenshots for the whole game. :p

Peegee
08-13-2005, 07:22 PM
Kishi and I discuss various conversation topics of an adult nature. He is cool in that he has yet to openly get disgusted at my conversational content.

Kishi is friend <3

Itsunari 2000
08-13-2005, 09:44 PM
Chalk me up another village boys !

Kawaii Ryűkishi
08-14-2005, 10:16 PM
One has to wonder...how did Kishi get all of those screenshots? Did he go into the game and make them just for that post? It's not like you can Google "EoFF: Sick Irony" and find screenshots for the whole game. :pI love too much.