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Mitch
08-13-2005, 05:18 AM
Which FF character do you think would make the best p0rn star?
Keep in mind ditzyness, hornyness, machoness and the amount of flesh exposed
Tidus5
08-13-2005, 05:19 AM
EOFF seems to get sketchier by the day...
Edit: But while I'm at it, I'll throw my vote in for Khimari. Big muscles, hairy chest, strong silent type... I must admit,that boys got style.
Mitch
08-13-2005, 05:25 AM
In the heat of the moment I forgot some good ones. namely Khimari, Siefer and Brother
Tidus5
08-13-2005, 05:31 AM
You forgot Nooj, Barali, Leblanc, Logos, and Ormi too.
Nooj would be a good pick too. I wouldnt ever underestimate a half man half machine in the sack... that could be fatal.
MAS82587
08-13-2005, 05:46 AM
id love to see a porn with brother in it lol
but i voted irvine cuz he acts like hes in one already.
but of ppl i would like to see in a porn, tifa would be best.
crashNUMBERS
08-13-2005, 06:01 AM
Aeris XD
Slade
08-13-2005, 07:27 AM
Probably Seymour. Although he looks more like a pimp then a pornstar
ThroneofDravaris
08-13-2005, 09:23 AM
Why can't I vote for Relm?
EDIT: Actually, maybe Ultros...
TENTICLE HENTAI!!!!!
Hey, maybe you could combine the two?
Primus Inter Pares
08-13-2005, 10:44 AM
Kuja...
So very versatile...
blackchocobo9999
08-13-2005, 11:50 AM
Quina.....
Ok, thats a joke, i'd say..... for a man, Sephiroth, coz, well.... he'd be a good one and he'd do really evil stuff and as cool hair.
for a woman.... beatrix, coz, she is revealing.
rikku&painerock
08-13-2005, 02:15 PM
you forgot to add yuna and paine come on
No Kimarhi? This is an outrage...omg no Wakka either WTF?
crashNUMBERS
08-13-2005, 03:10 PM
DMKA!! :love:
Meat Puppet
08-13-2005, 03:14 PM
http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/images/avatars/0/unne/mermaid.gif
Aphelion
08-13-2005, 03:14 PM
Control yourselves, guys...Barret. If I was going to be serious, I'd vote for Rikku, but I'm not, so... :D
Takara
08-13-2005, 06:14 PM
Golbez's hand. *nods* So many things such an expert hand could do...
Tifa, because she started her "porn start" career already in the game
that clothing....
rubah
08-13-2005, 06:32 PM
Kuja duh
KoShiatar
08-13-2005, 08:51 PM
I voted Seymour, because of his looks and attitude, but a lot of others could easily do that. Quistis, Tifa, Auron (a man's man!)... Cloud looks to me like the boy's a hopeless virgin, so he's left out. As for Kuja, his transvestite looks would make for an awesome pornstar.
Destai
08-13-2005, 09:00 PM
Lulu comes to mind.
blackchocobo9999
08-13-2005, 09:16 PM
Lulu comes to mind.
With the belts and that lol.... yeah, she may make a good one
Mitch
08-14-2005, 01:26 AM
Ok there weren't enough places in the poll to include everyone
SORRY GUYS
Mirage
08-14-2005, 02:50 AM
Lulu, Quistis, Rinoa, Tifa, Edea.
rubah
08-14-2005, 03:38 AM
Now that I think of it, Queen Lamia was the only one who ever almost got a character in bed.
Crossblades
08-14-2005, 03:55 AM
Every FF female, expecially Tifa :love:
fantasyjunkie
08-14-2005, 06:32 AM
Cloud, the dude did wear a dress and perfumed himself up after all :D :D :D :D :D
DJZen
08-14-2005, 07:14 AM
Heidegger, I shouldn't have to explain why.
rubah
08-14-2005, 07:30 PM
Heidegger, I shouldn't have to explain why.
We always love hearing it though~
Dreddz
08-14-2005, 10:50 PM
Lulu comes to mind.
yep....
FiragaBreak
08-14-2005, 11:34 PM
Kimarhi is an animal so that would be considered beastitiality. O.k. so he's half human but his body speaks to me as animal.
Tidus5
08-15-2005, 12:05 AM
Kimarhi is an animal so that would be considered beastitiality. O.k. so he's half human but his body speaks to me as animal.
I was being sarcastic. Animal sex = eww.
rubah
08-15-2005, 12:14 AM
Kimarhi is an animal so that would be considered beastitiality. O.k. so he's half human but his body speaks to me as animal.
He's not half human, he's a ronso.
FiragaBreak
08-15-2005, 12:39 AM
Oh....I don't understand sarcasm.
fantasyjunkie
08-15-2005, 03:15 AM
Heidegger, I shouldn't have to explain why.
Man, I forgot about him. Yeah, your'e right :D
DJZen
08-15-2005, 05:01 AM
Kimarhi is an animal so that would be considered beastitiality. O.k. so he's half human but his body speaks to me as animal.
I wanna **** you like an animal
Austin, you are hairy like ANIMAL!
Looks like there's a market for that.
http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/images/avatars/0/unne/mermaid.gif
Golbez's hand. *nods* So many things such an expert hand could do...
:love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
MAS82587
08-15-2005, 06:22 PM
well i guess they all kind of act like porn stars sometimes.
Old Manus
08-15-2005, 07:32 PM
I like mature so I'm going for Cid Highwind.
DJZen
08-15-2005, 08:40 PM
well i guess they all kind of act like porn stars sometimes.
Would you be referring to the hackneyed dialogue, the stilted character development, or the focus on action over plot?
KoShiatar
08-15-2005, 08:44 PM
I wanna **** you like an animal
ROFL!!!
Lionx
08-17-2005, 09:55 AM
Lion from FFXI D: It has that skimpy look
http://home.westman.wave.ca/~ffxi/Nach/lion8.JPG
Mercen-X
08-17-2005, 07:55 PM
This should have been a multiple choice poll. And don't tell me you don't know how to do that. *pfft*
Maria, Lydia fully developed :joey:, Rosa, Celes, Terra, Cloud, Sephiroth, Tifa, Yuffie, Cait Sith :lol:, Garnet, Beatrix, Kuja, Quistis, Seifer, Edea, Irvine, Lulu, Rikku, Auron, Paine, Gippal
The chick above
DJZen
08-17-2005, 08:14 PM
Auron
EWWWWWWW!!!! NECROPHILIA!!!!!!
Nick Schovitz
08-17-2005, 08:14 PM
:barf: Y'all make me sick. These are videogame characters, do y'all masterbate to them or something?! this is a discussion that shouldn't be though of. this thread should be deleted, uhhhh, DAMN PERVERTS!
Mr. Dardanelles
08-18-2005, 03:44 PM
I voted Seymour.
Luke_loki
08-18-2005, 04:09 PM
i vote lulu have you seen her clothes :eek:
Tidus5
08-19-2005, 11:35 PM
:barf: Y'all make me sick. These are videogame characters, do y'all masterbate to them or something?! this is a discussion that shouldn't be though of. this thread should be deleted, uhhhh, DAMN PERVERTS!
shut up
Two wrongs do not make a right. Do not tell anyone here to shut up. ~ Leeza
ThroneofDravaris
08-20-2005, 05:04 AM
:barf: Y'all make me sick. These are videogame characters, do y'all masterbate to them or something?! this is a discussion that shouldn't be though of. this thread should be deleted, uhhhh, DAMN PERVERTS!
[!]I'd rather masterbate over you....[/!]*snip*
Not appropriate in the least. Watch what you post. ~ Leeza
Old Manus
08-20-2005, 11:31 AM
Hey, click the link in my sig.
strawberryman
08-20-2005, 04:53 PM
Auron
EWWWWWWW!!!! NECROPHILIA!!!!!!
xD
Lion from FFXI D: It has that skimpy look
I agree in full. :D
iluvpenelo
08-20-2005, 09:00 PM
Garnet...
and penelo...
and...
...Rikku..
(yuna looks like my ex so no, get away from me you skanky harlot bitch)
and kuja.
garnet, penelo, rikku and kuja.
Mihhailovitš
08-20-2005, 09:38 PM
:barf: Y'all make me sick. These are videogame characters, do y'all masterbate to them or something?! this is a discussion that shouldn't be though of. this thread should be deleted, uhhhh, DAMN PERVERTS!
these people were having a disgusting gathering here but you saved the pornfree world you are a true hero everyone will now leave and never speak of porn ever again
Old Manus
08-20-2005, 10:29 PM
Anima because I also like bondage.
Rengori
08-20-2005, 10:55 PM
Terra's not on there, so I'll say Beatrix.
ShivaBlizzard8
08-20-2005, 11:27 PM
Obviously, Bartz from FF5 is FF's ultimate p0rn star. Not only does he spend all his time with a pair of hot sisters, a girl who enjoys crossdressing and another chick who is severely underage, but he bumped off the geezer who tried to hone in on his territory. Also, he has a big pimping red mage hat and a Lord of the Dance outfit.
GooeyToast
08-21-2005, 07:02 AM
Beatrix bby
rowr
Oh....I don't understand sarcasm.
Kimahri is not a human, nor is he an animal...he is a Ronso, which is a fictional being created by Square, which would make him the equivalent of a Guado in these terms, and thus equivalent to Seymore, who was to (well technically DID) marry Yuna.
Does that make Yuna a zoophile? :D
Dazed and Confused
08-22-2005, 09:42 AM
:barf: Y'all make me sick. These are videogame characters, do y'all masterbate to them or something?! this is a discussion that shouldn't be though of. this thread should be deleted, uhhhh, DAMN PERVERTS!
CLEARLY it's just a bit of fun, and does not imply that any of us matrurbate over FF characters (Though I'm pretty sure a lot of people here do :D )
Rengori
08-22-2005, 01:29 PM
:barf: Y'all make me sick. These are videogame characters, do y'all masterbate to them or something?! this is a discussion that shouldn't be though of. this thread should be deleted, uhhhh, DAMN PERVERTS!
CLEARLY it's just a bit of fun, and does not imply that any of us matrurbate over FF characters (Though I'm pretty sure a lot of people here do :D )
Seriously, if you're going to make fun of people for masturbating over FF characters, you might as well not come here.
Leeza
08-22-2005, 04:27 PM
Really?
*scratched*
eestlinc
08-22-2005, 05:56 PM
Obviously, Bartz from FF5 is FF's ultimate p0rn star. Not only does he spend all his time with a pair of hot sisters, a girl who enjoys crossdressing and another chick who is severely underage, but he bumped off the geezer who tried to hone in on his territory. Also, he has a big pimping red mage hat and a Lord of the Dance outfit.
SB8 wins!
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