Your Very Own Personal Ad!

[Kamiko]

If you could make a personal add, what would it say?
Here's mine.

Crazy/Nuts!!
15 year old psychiatric patient seeks kind and loving Asian.
Her best qualities are her ability to call out her other personality at will and run around naked.
If interested call 1-800-Nut-tter.

[Psychotic]

47 year old balding male seeks midgets (any gender) for "fun" and to help in amateur film project. Must enjoy bondage, horses and movies with cowboys in them.

[Shoden]

15 year old geordie nutter seeking Weapons and action

call 0800-666-wtf

[Leeza]

I'm already not too wild about this thread so anything inappropriate and it will be closed.

[Old Manus]

Anonymous person seeks someone anonymous to have an anonymous wedding. Must be anonymous. If interested I don't want you to call me.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Teenager for sale:

Comes with hormones and mood swings. Will cut off nose to spite his face. Usually nice but prone to insanity. If wanted please ;eave your name and number at: 1-800-teen-kid.

[nik0tine]

Call 911 for some fun.

[ZeZipster]

r u grl irl pm me

[black orb]

>>> Lazy 25 years old bum seeks to be the heir of a RICH aristocrat family..

[Psychotic]

Call 911 for some fun.You have a sexy voice. :excited:

[Shlup]

22y/o couple looking for good time
Fun-loving couple seeks someone to cook and clean for them while they go play.
Must do this for free and not steal things or put them in stupid places.
Call 1-800-STFU-WAB if interested.

[Chris]

18 Year Old Person
Sweet and loving person seeks people for comfort.
Always lonely, please call me, in fact; I'll pay you for calling.

[Seymour_Guado_Goth]

14 Year old boy ruled by inner demons for sale!

He is the ultimate in home entertainment! He has epileptic fits which is marvelous to laugh at! He can dance with elephants , make delicious sandwiches and in female company he can give them the time of their lives!

Just call 666 666 666!!! Or check our website dealingwiththedarkarts.com!

So what are you waiting for order your posessed teenage boy today! (STDs included)

[eestlinc]

to my waitress this morning thank you for the extra potatoes

[udsuna]

22 year old male seeks intelligent companion. Any gender, age, race (or for that matter species). No requirements, except an IQ over 110 and the understanding that I will attempt to fondle you at any opportunity. Oh, and no Grace Jones fans... sorry, Chris.

[Mitch]

Body for sale

Comes with a great personality

Will do anything for sex

[Rase]

Are you illiterate? If so, I can teach you to read. Call 1-800-WHAT-WAS-WRONG-WITH-THAT-SENTENCE.

I know that's a long number, It's, uh, foreign.

[Jojee]

Haha Kamiko, why are you seeking an Asian? :p *falls*

[Polyonymous]

Bah, I don't know what a personal add is or I would attempt to make one. By looking at other people I have an idea, but I don't want to mess up and make myself look like a fool. lol

[Pheesh]

milk 4 me

14 year old boy seeks dairy related product for conpanionship and maybe something more. Must be within use by date and fat free. If interested call 1800-DAIRY-QUEEN.

Peace out and :rock:
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[Loony BoB]

Guy called Daniel seeks but he does not find.

[Peegee]

Hot 25 y/o azn LFG Onyxia PST

[Kamiko]

Haha Kamiko, why are you seeking an Asian? :p *falls*
Aww Jojo read my personal add!!
♥
What was your number Udsuna?

[Hawkeye]

75 year old male looking for good time with 18 year old girls call 1-800-U-R-SO-FA-KING-WE-TODD-IT

[Lord Xehanort]

16-year old, ebony-haired, chocolate-eyed, intelligent, American male seeks teen male who enjoys poetry, theater, music and intelligent conversation.

Must be psych ward free for at least six years)

[udsuna]

What was your number Udsuna?

Last time I gave out my number online, I ended up having to move. Actually, that had nothing at all to do with who got the number... but I digress... and that ruins my point I guess... oh well.

[GooeyToast]

15 yr old soggy, lonely,and sloppy toast looking for a sweet jam to smear all over face, and then possibly devour for lunch with a side of butter

call wonder bread for details

[Zeldy]

Lazy Person For Sale
Have any spare food? or Sofa? Give me a call :cool:

[Boosk]

Twin Sister for sale:
Well house trained
Friendly towards all ages
Goes by the name of Boris no no

Starting price:
A gazillion of your earth moneys

Kagga :love:

[Rye]

omg hi2u!

do u liek asl? me 2. seeking roffle waffles for the holy quest of LOL.