its a bird, its an airplane, its the almighty mop?

[Pouring Rain]

What is it? Its a mop, it looks like a broom, and its a weapon? please, like ya'll never wondered why Cid had a mop for a weapon or why Cloud had a baseball bat. The truth will be revealed. Hopefully. But, thats still weird.

[G SpOtZ]

mop= a chore gift for shera. he might as well use it while he has it, and give it to her when he gets a good chance or when it's her birthday.

"bat"= it wasn't just a bat. it was a NAIL bat. that does HELLA more damage than a bat. and it's not like ffvii is paranoia agent. more violence (meaning more violent weapons)

[Mercen-X]

Cloud: A bat with a bunch of bent nails driven into it.
Barret: A boxing glove . . . prosthetic?
Tifa: A glove *whoo*
Aeris: An umbrella, not gonna hit very hard (think the Parasol should have been Cid's weird weapon. Aeris's weird weapon should have been, like, the Mop Handle.)
Red XIII: A hairpin
Yuffie: A rubber ball that bounces and is pretty hard. Can give a black eye.
Cait Sith: the shell of a trumpet. What? None of his weapons make sense! *geez*
Cid: A mop that looks like a shovel
Vincent: :lol: A toy gun

[eestlinc]

everyone has an everyday item they use that is powerful but can't hold materia. Makes sense to me.

Someone post that Nail Bat image.

[Mercen-X]

The one from that site that only has one nail through it?

[Final_Heavan_33]

the thing with FFVII is that the weapon / armour system was very Linear, every town you go to you buy the weapons and the armour with the same slots and stuff and no diversity and it was like that with finding weapons too, like in one little section you would find a weapon with no slots for everyone, it got quite boring because all the best armours and weapons you found. The Nailbat is useless because of no materia slots, there is no way attack power will ever compensate for materia slots, HOWEVER the Ziedrich you steal off of the Turks in the return to Midgar has 100 defense (best in game) and gives you phenominal defense against physical and magic attacks but no slots, that is definately worth having equipped. Maybe if Aeris had it on she woulden't have died?

[Captain Maxx Power]

They be missing a Scimitar/Rapier, the weapon of choice!

[Mido Ban]

Nail Bat, its the best.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y283/Watsuke/funny/ModalAuxiliary.jpg

[eestlinc]

if you're trying to beat the game without materia then these weapons are helpful.

[KoShiatar]

Can anyone post pictures of them? I have a fancy for FF VII's silly weapons.

[G SpOtZ]

Nail Bat, its the best.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y283/Watsuke/funny/ModalAuxiliary.jpg
lmao. it sez nailbat.com at the bottom of the pic so i went to it XD it's a real site! (but not relating to the picture, of course)

[Pouring Rain]

lol.

[Migitman]

They be missing a Scimitar/Rapier, the weapon of choice!

But one of Cid's spears happens to be a scimitar......they should have made a rapier for Barret as an attachable fist though.

[Pouring Rain]

What?

[bipper]

What are you whating?

These items exist! I didn't understand the last post too well either :D if that is what you are whatting!

Bipper

[sephiroth the dark angel]

cool im gonna dress like cid and use a nail bat to be a ff vii carecther lol

i wish there was a weapon for barret callet the mini finger ad when he attacked he poked monster that would be funny

[Light Mage]

Aeris should have had something like a Sunflower as her materia-less weapon.

[G SpOtZ]

cool im gonna dress like cid and use a nail bat to be a ff vii carecther lol

i wish there was a weapon for barret callet the mini finger ad when he attacked he poked monster that would be funny
it'd be better if he had one of those big foam fingers that said "#1"

[Dreddz]

The Mop and Nailbat were for a bit of humour......

[sephiroth the dark angel]

a laptop as cid's weapon lol i would love seeing that

[G SpOtZ]

a laptop as cid's weapon lol i would love seeing that
the was the most random thing i've ever heard.

and the smartest thing i've heard all day.

[Pouring Rain]

LMFAO

it'd be better if he had one of those big foam fingers that said "#1"
OMG THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY!

What are you whating?

These items exist! I didn't understand the last post too well either if that is what you are whatting!

Bipper
Yeah, that was it.

[DarknessFromAbove]

Red XIII + afro :D

[G SpOtZ]

Red XIII + afro :D
Rude + afro (sig)
Barret + Afro + bell bottoms + shiny shirt+ disco ball arm
cid+ mohawk.

[Mercen-X]

Okay, you're starting to scare me.

[Rengori]

Yuffie: A rubber ball that bounces and is pretty hard. Can give a black eye.
What about the Origami weapon?

[Mercen-X]

A crane-shaped paper throwing device with sharp edges. Horrible, horrible papercuts await its victims. Materia can be stored within the folds of the paper . . . though I've no idea why the Origami is able to return to Yuffie.

[Skyblade]

Hasn't the mop shown up in games other than FFVII? I know it showed up in Chrono Trigger, and I think it made an appearance in a couple of other FF games as well, but I'm not sure...

[Pouring Rain]

Hey, I thought it was funny. The nail bat its still too funny.

"A mighty baseball bat that Cloud uses to smack people out of his distance, leaving nails in their skin"

LMFAO