Deli Murderer~ A tale of simple coincedence

[theundeadhero]

Our story begins slowly. A casual passerby is making his way to the local Deli for his favorite sandwhich.

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[Karl]

im confused as to the meaning of this and if the story will continue

[Old Manus]

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lol

[tomamar04]

Yes...

[Drift]

great stuff xD

[Boosk]

lol

I like it :p

Kagga :love:

[Hawkeye]

That was the worst story ever. I will now kill myself

[Kamiko]

EHEHEHEHE. [dies]

[Faris]

:eek: :eek: :eek: *can't wait for the next part* ^_________________^

[eestlinc]

great special effects

[NeoTifa]

yes, that as such a retarded and pointless story, i bet you itll be a movie in about 6 months XD lol

[Psychotic]

But just what IS his "favorite sandwhich?" I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE! TELL ME NOW! :(

[eestlinc]

wild guess:


12 inch ham and roast beef on wheat with cheddar cheese, lettuce, red onion, tomato, cucumber, and ranch dressing.

[NeoTifa]

yum. no wonder. i wouldv'e guessed pb&j XD which would explain why hes going to a deli mart. lol

[Dignified Pauper]

Long live Pope theundeadhero!

[NeoTifa]

>.>

[Primus Inter Pares]

I demand that when this thread is done and over, it be archived.

Long live Pope theundeadhero!
Hmmmm... this "long live" buisness goes against my interests... (we need a ninja smilie) as I was saying NINJA!

Oh, and nice work there... a slight problem with the cat on the leash however (unless Leeza is actually a dog in disguise :eek: )

[NeoTifa]

i think shes a dog. XD ive never seen anybody walk a cat

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

I have, I saw it last night!

[Primus Inter Pares]

:eek: Where? it just doesn't make any sense...

[Necronopticous]

Critics are calling <I>Deli Murderer~ A tale of simple coincedence</I> "brilliant," "genius," and "stunningly beautiful."

[bipper]

"Microsoft Paint has never looked so good! Its about time some one sits down and cranks out the full potential of the most readily available microsoft tools!"

Bipper - The EoFF Enquireeror

[Necronopticous]

Dude, Takara and I did that a long time ago.

http://demented3d.com/nissen/upload/start26.jpg

[NeoTifa]

O.o wtf. haha look at darh maal hahahah

[bipper]

I don't get it.. I don't see waldo anywhere....?


EDIT: Yes i found him! Wahooo! *Does the 10 pt dance*
Bipper

[NeoTifa]

XD oic him now!

[theundeadhero]

Our citizen goes inside to order his favorite sandwhich: A 12 inch ham and roast beef on wheat with cheddar cheese, lettuce, red onion, tomato, cucumber, and ranch dressing. With a side of carrots.

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It seems the Deli was out of carrots but the delivery truck will be by any minute to deliver some more. He goes outside to wait and enjoy his sandwhich.

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Meanwhile...

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[The Man]

I approve of this thread so far.

[NeoTifa]

XD lol. go choconess!

[bipper]

Your forgot to say that he shaved before going outside... He looks bad with out Del mustashe.

Bipper

[NeoTifa]

oh, yes, i didnt recognize that XD and the chocobo is crooked

[bipper]

He is leaning forward to make him more narrow dynamic and distribute his wieght to keep balance... now THAT is a gold saucer champ!

edit: narrow dynamic - part of the idocy of a joke... *cough * meant to do that *cough cough*
Bipper

[NeoTifa]

you mean aerodynamic? XD totally s class

[Miriel]

Vegetable man in the vegetable van, with the horn that's honkin' like a mariachi band!

[NeoTifa]

XD i wonder if del has a ranch tooth :p

[Rye]

That's pretty good. xD I remember Mik's comics. Angry Daddy. If he wasn't such a FFXI head, he could have finished it! I wanna know the mystery of Angry Daddy's lack of nipples!

[NeoTifa]

XD a beaver nibbled them off, for that is a delicacy in beaverland XD

[theundeadhero]

Your forgot to say that he shaved before going outside... He looks bad with out Del mustashe.
I usually forget to add the mustache and then catch it at the last second to put it in. I didn't catch it this time. If you ask me, he just looks saive' with a mustache.

[bipper]

People say I would look good without a face too ... doesn't make it right :mad:

Edit: Thanks for adding the stashe... I can sleep now.. night

[NeoTifa]

hahaha poor bipper *pats on back*

[Rye]

XD a beaver nibbled them off, for that is a delicacy in beaverland XD

http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?t=43322&highlight=ANGRY+DADDY

I love Angry Daddy. xD

[escobert]

That's pretty good. xD I remember Mik's comics. Angry Daddy. If he wasn't such a FFXI head, he could have finished it! I wanna know the mystery of Angry Daddy's lack of nipples!
I know right *shakes his fist at MMORPGs* wait a second *goes and plays Guild Wars*

[bipper]

Guild wars... and I thought I was ugly :( Ug I hated that game :)

[eestlinc]

who the hell is driving the veggi vehicle?

[bipper]

eestlinc, Chocobos have ultimate power... you know this

But what you don't know is if you breed a gold chocobo with a moogle... you get a vegie driver

[Rye]

Fresno!

[NeoTifa]

XD that sucked! you couldnt even read what he was saying!

[-N-]

I KNEW DANIEL WAS AN ALIEN

[Buster Sword Strike]

Yay for Veggies!!...
Wait I hate veggies yay for aliens!!

[eestlinc]

Vegetable man in the vegetable van, with the horn that's honkin' like a mariachi band!
manos blancos roll with crowbars
abuelitas and cheap guitars!

edit: yea I guess fres did change his avatar.

[Chibi Angel]

lol I give your comic two thumbs up.

[NeoTifa]

>.> i think veggies are yummy in my tummy XD

[Polyonymous]

This is exciting. I'm on the edge of my seat right now.
*has and Idea*
*saves all of the pictures to his computer*

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

I was wondering what I would read when Necro finished Power of Cheese.

Now I know.

[NeoTifa]

:p power of cheese. do tell

[Strider]

The plot thickens!

[Ultima Shadow]

theundeadhero is my hero!!! :love:

[Little Miss Awesome]

theundeadhero is my hero!!! :love:
I second that motion! That Man is a genius *huggles* :D :love:

[Del Murder]

mmm sandwich

[eestlinc]

ultimate

[-N-]

You have to include Ultimate Sandwich. Man I miss that guy.

[theundeadhero]

The aliens take the carrots into their secret lab.

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The tainting begins!

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Then the carrots are delivered just outside the Deli, but it seems someone has noticed them.

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[Old Manus]

WHO

[eestlinc]

there really is a store here called hatlanta. it's awesome. well, the store probably sucks, but the name is awesome.

[Dignified Pauper]

this is the best damned movie i've waited to watch in sequences since....

[Jojee]

xD

[theundeadhero]

I can't wait for Monkey's part in this. I'm really excited about all that's going to happen. That action is going to pick up soon!

[Psychotic]

BoB aliens!? Why would you create such evil, oh holy pope?

[-N-]

You should consider it a godsend, Psy. Now you can have him deported.

[Meat Puppet]

oh that's right
took me awhile to get that one
:thumb:

[Jojee]

Oh oh, me and action, I can't wait ;)

[bipper]

Someone get Mel Brooks in here! WE need some damn good merchindising here... This pope is a goldmine!

Bipper

[theundeadhero]

Out hat owner quickly runs downstairs where a magical hat has been hidden for generations.

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Will (s)he save our citizen in time?

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What has become of our citizen?!

[bipper]

WTF.. OMG!

Did del murder's stashe... just go super saiyan... oh no....

we are all doomed...
Bipper - eats his carrots from now on!!

[Rye]

No, he didn't eat the carrots, he kicked them out before he could! Or did he take a bite?! Super Saiyan 'stache? xD

[Ultima Shadow]

This is so exciting!!! :excited: :excited: :excited:

[eestlinc]

:dot:

[Rusty]

xD

[Dignified Pauper]

I'm left in such suspsense.

[theundeadhero]

Seeing his chance, the man from the Deli swipes the magic hat!

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He runs back into town where he meets up with the gang.

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While back at the Deli...

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[Rye]

Leeza ate the carrots! :O

[Old Manus]

WHO ATE ALL THE PIES

[-N-]

:o

[bipper]

So did del ever eat the carrots? Or is he just pissed cause he ordered a sandwich and just got carrots?

A very concerned Bipper

[eestlinc]

damn that Roogle, always thwarting my plans! Just like in the screen name tourney!

[Leeza]

Mmmm...carrots. :cat:

[Rye]

So did del ever eat the carrots? Or is he just pissed cause he ordered a sandwich and just got carrots?

A very concerned Bipper

[Flying Mullet]

RSL and Yams cruising town. xD

[omnitarian]

The plot thickens!

[Necronopticous]

The quality never fails to impress.

[theundeadhero]

He ate the carrots :eek:


there really is a store here called hatlanta. it's awesome. well, the store probably sucks, but the name is awesome.I drive through Atlanta every time I go from Georgia to St. Louis. That hasn't happened in a while now, but maybe I'll look hatlanta up. I'm guessing it's a hat store?


BoB aliens!? Why would you create such evil, oh holy pope?
I didn't create such an evil. I'm jsut warning the people of an evil that has always existed.


Oh oh, me and action, I can't wait :)Prepare to get all hot and bothered!


The quality never fails to impress.If I forget to add something than I have to go back and add it before I post. The amazing thing is that each time you save a JPG image the quality gets worse and worse.

[Quiltpirate]

Looks like he got there just in time to beat the mad rush.

[eestlinc]

<a href=http://www.hatlanta.com>HATLANTA</a>

It's not really a store so much as a custom clothing maker.

[Resha]

:laugh: This made me LOL.

[bipper]

I love this story, Carrots that make you SSJ, your a genious! You should sell this idea to the comercial enteties which represent the carrot farming population. YOU could have created the next.. "Got Milk?"...

Bipper

[NeoTifa]

this animation is just as cheezy as the 1st episode of south park! XD lol i love it! im waiting for more

[KentaRawr!]

I must be included in the next episode!

Have me eat Lettuce and go Super Saiyan 5. o_o

[Quiltpirate]

Oh! Me! Me! I MUST be in the next episode. Theundeadhero is my very favoritest hero in the whole world. Course I could be prejudiced. :love: ;)
hehehehehehe

[theundeadhero]

The cat blasts these citizens with her new-found carrot-fueled powers!

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Tragedy!

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From far off, a twin brother watches these events transpire atop his magical tower in the Shoiken Grove.

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Back in the city...

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(When I planned this part out Raistlin still had his Yams avatar. QUIT CHANGING AVATARS STAFFY PEOPLE!)

[Rye]

Brilliant. What will become of RuSseL and Yams!? xD

[eestlinc]

perfect use of clout's avatar!

[Flying Mullet]

BEARD BEARDY BEARDY BEARD! :o

[Dignified Pauper]

was that Yams and RSL or Raistlin and RSL?

[Old Manus]

So where is the simple coincidence in this.

[theundeadhero]

Theundeadhero is my very favoritest hero in the whole world. Course I could be prejudiced.Weird. I wonder how often my Mom lurks my threads.


was that Yams and RSL or Raistlin and RSL?RSL was turned into the luv monkey.


So where is the simple coincidence in this.Either you already missed it, it's coming up, or theres not one at all unless you can find it through personal reflection. I'm not really sure.

[Jojee]

Luv monkey :love:

[-N-]

SPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKYYYYYYYYYYYYY <3333333

[eestlinc]

hah, i didn't even notice him.

[DMKA]

Needs more porn.

[Madonna]

Raist's Link ava didn't have a shield. :|

[eestlinc]

it must have been eaten by one of those red tube guys.

Man I hate those guys.

[Ultima Shadow]

Very deep and touching episode. :)

[Chibi Angel]

:eek: NOOO not luv monkeys ahhh *hides under the bed*

[Del Murder]

hah, i didn't even notice him.
I think he likes it better that way.

[Leeza]

Carrot Power! :cat:

Cute little monkeys. :)

[Masamune·1600]

Kitty? :cry:

[Loony BoB]

*late*

I think I am actually an alien. F'serious. A legal alien, though, so that deporting thing won't work out very well.

[theundeadhero]

Raist's Link ava didn't have a shield. :|I couldn't get the one without a shield in time. Oh, well...


*late*

I think I am actually an alien. F'serious. A legal alien, though, so that deporting thing won't work out very well.
I was wondering when you would finally post and what it would say.

[Loony BoB]

Yeah, I thought I'd subscribed to the thread after the first post, but I guess I didn't, so wasn't noticing the updates.

[Dignified Pauper]

*late*

I think I am actually an alien. F'serious. A legal alien, though, so that deporting thing won't work out very well.


I just got that joke.

[-N-]

And I made it so long ago. >_<

[theundeadhero]

*postponed...* :p

[eestlinc]

what care bears? just keep using the same avatars you were using. You did save them, right?

[theundeadhero]

I'm at a different computer everytime I get on the internet with the whole Army in Iraq kind of thing. I couldn't really save them. It was just a go to the view forums leaders page, then copy paste kind of job. Theres really not much I can do but wait it out.

[Flying Mullet]

Can you send yourself an email with the avatars attached? Or perhaps get a webspace to load them up to? If you don't have anywhere to upload them to I'll be happy to load them to one of my webspaces and you can copy them from there whenever you need them

[Old Manus]

We cannot live without this comic. We must go to extreme measures. Draw the avatars freehand in paint

[Jojee]

Rofl Manus. xD Yes, do that, Matt. We believe in your artistic abilities!

[Old Manus]

It's easy. This is me.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/oldmanus/ava.gif

[Primus Inter Pares]

*postponed until all the care bears DIE* :p
Agreed... the care bears must die...

[theundeadhero]

I have my own webspace to upload them to, the problem is getting all the staff to send their old avatars.

[bipper]

Just use manus's.... the man is like a one man show anyways.. :)

[eestlinc]

we're putting them back now!

[Madonna]

omg teh desperation. By the way, if you're done with the RM2K avas and Care Bears, could one of the mods be kind enough to send me a zip with the sets?

I am a whore for collecting images.

[theundeadhero]

Upon arriving at the Deli, the hat store owner informs our twin what magical properties the magical hat has.

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Left to roam free...

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It seems our cat has run across the thieves before our twin could find them.

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It's a Luv Monkey army!

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Our twin draws from the powers of his staff and his new found hat.

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Luv Monkey Doom!

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[Destai]

xD
I like the cat character, Shes going places

[theundeadhero]

Well, she kinda died :(

[Destai]

Well, she kinda died :(oh yeah..... :(

[Rye]

Noooo, Leeza died. :(

[Loony BoB]

xD
I like the cat character, Shes going places
Like Cat Heaven.

[theundeadhero]

xD

[Flying Mullet]

But what if the blue bolts are actually being cast by the monkeys and the cat at the twin?

[bipper]

Cetainly you are aware that leeza has 9 lives? the only method of killing it is luring it with the most illeagal cat nip, and applying the ancient art of spam casting.

lol @ endless's avatar
Bipper KNOWS!

[Leeza]

Yes, I'll be back. :cat:

[Necronopticous]

I never thought I'd live to see the day Samuraid sported Blinky on his head, just like that. Unforgivable.

[eestlinc]

that makes no sense

[theundeadhero]

that makes no sense
Luv Monkies roaming free?
The hats source of magical powers being Endless' avatar?
Blue lightning taking people out?
Leeza having nine lives?
Samuraid wearing a blinky hat?

Which part?!

[eestlinc]

where the hell did link come from, how did he get the hat?

also, what does "It seems our cat has beaten the twin the the theives." mean?

[theundeadhero]

The Link avatar is meant to be Raistlin's old avatar from his Yams campain. It didn't have a shield but he changed it just before I made that panel so I had to use a copy of Yam's avatar to represent his "twin". In the tower he had the shield still, but before he left he grabbed his staff to make it easier not to confuse it with Yams.


"It seems our cat has beaten the twin the the theives." mean?
When Raistlin was at the Deli eestlinc told him about his magical hat. Raistlin went out to search for it. It's just coincedence that the cat wandered that way before Raistlin made it.

[eestlinc]

ok, i was just wondering how he got to the thieves hideout, but I guess I shouldn't question the actions of Raistlin.

[Del Murder]

You guys are such dorks.

[Sepho]

clout's beckoning for his lost kitty is the best chapter so far. The critics are still raving about it.

[Drift]

can this cartoon be on the eoff cd inside cover? ^_^

[theundeadhero]

Our kitty lover asks a local policeman if he's seen the lost kitty.

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He says no and that he hates cats. Kitty Lover Attack!

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Our twin runs into some fellow adventurers on his way back to the Deli. The come along to join in the fight against our carrot-tainted citizen.

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Elsewhere...

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Our heroes arrive at the Deli. The twin prepares to cast a spell.

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It doesn't work! What could be wrong? Is something interfering with the source of it's magic?

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OH NO!

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[Rye]

I have like, no idea what went on, but I loved it. xD Monkey x Mullet's Av.

[theundeadhero]

Yeah, this ones a little complicated and I wasn't really into it today. Gotta progress, though.

[Meat Puppet]

people having sex on a tree but their babies are monkeys. love it :thumb:

[-N-]

:o



























<3

[Jojee]

Now I'm just confused. xD But I like the monkeys.

Will they become ninja monkeys?^_^

[theundeadhero]

Cl_out asked the cop if he had seen the lost kitty. The cop said he hadn't and he hates cats so Cl_out berserk attacked him.

After taking out Leeza and the luv monkies Raistlin started to go back to the Deli. On the way he met some adventurers. While they were heading back the first two free luv monkeys got to Rubah and Flying Mullet.

At the Deli Raistlin tried to cast a spell but it didn't work because something was wrong with the tree, which was the source of the hats magical powers. Remember?

What was wrong with the tree was that the luv monkeys got two people and they were making out at the tree. Del Murder took advantage of the situation and attacked Raistlin.

[Madonna]

The thing is, I follow all of this. Without the extra explanations. I do not know whether to be happy or sad about this.

Regardless, I love how staff that aren't really involved in the plot are still included. (rubah's cameo? http://www.akusui.net/lynx_parasitic/heartcompound_02.gif)

[Flying Mullet]

After taking out Leeza and the luv monkies Raistlin started to go back to the Deli. On the way he met some adventurers. While they were heading back the first two free luv monkeys got to Rubah and Old Manus.
Old Manus or me?

[Chibi Angel]

Die love monkeys! die! They've tainted the magic tree!

[Flying Mullet]

Love monkeys rock your world.

[-N-]

After taking out Leeza and the luv monkies Raistlin started to go back to the Deli. On the way he met some adventurers. While they were heading back the first two free luv monkeys got to Rubah and Old Manus.Old Manus or me?Obviously you two are the same, so it doesn't matter.

[bipper]

We are all old Manus's puppets. Now to the reunion! *jedi music starts*
.... oh no.

Bipper

[Jojee]

No, Mullet stinks more than Old Manus :p

[Destai]

A wet Mullet would smell pretty bad but a mold anus would be horrible.

[Flying Mullet]

No, Mullet stinks more than Old Manus :p
How can you say that my love monkey?

[Jojee]

Maybe I'm just turned on by your stench <3

And ewww, Destai XD *cries*

[theundeadhero]

A new spaceship appears over the horizon.

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All the heros run away as the alien beams down from his ship.

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He zaps the carrot-tainted citizen with his lazer beams!

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With the danger gone a doctor is called in to help our twin.

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All is well.

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End

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[Destai]

Yay!

[Old Manus]

And they all lived happily ever after.


(I can't read so I just look at the pictures)

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

Was I even in there?

[theundeadhero]

Your avatar is the eyes of the second alien. They're small so it's hard to see. That's also where the aliens tentacles come in and the smirk at being the kids new "kitty".

[Drift]

;o the story finished? oh noes!

[Del Murder]

I got deleted. :cry:

[Meat Puppet]

I love the way you're wearing those sexy pink glasses while you're being surrounded by babes. :cool:

[XxSephirothxX]

Eaten by Clout. What an awesome way to go.

[-N-]

A gripping series. Well done, sir. *applauds*

[Shauna]

I am happy for the good ending! But sad for the story ending. :( ;_;

Good work! :D :love:

[Necronopticous]

Now I'll go down in EoFF history as Samuraid's useless hat. Thanks theundeadhero!

[Shoeberto]

Hurray for Hsu! No, world, you put YOUR hands up! Pschew pschew!

[theundeadhero]

I got deleted.If only Super Delete had been there to save you :(


Now I'll go down in EoFF history as Samuraid's useless hat. Thanks theundeadhero!That, and the BoB aliens didn't believe you exist at all :)

[Rye]

I'm sad it's over, but good job! You should make more. It'd be cool to see you take over Angry Daddy, if Mik gives you permission. :D

[Big D]

Haha. I like how the "heroes" run away when the alien appears xP Subtle...

That was a weird, but neat story:)

[bipper]

SEQUAL! :excited: :excited: :excited:

[theundeadhero]

I think my favorite cameo was the "Big D's used cars" sign.

You can expect another one again whenever I feel new motivation for it. It will be at least a few months away. I don't really plan these things out. It's all motivation and spur of the moment timing.


It'd be cool to see you take over Angry Daddy, if Mik gives you permission.I couldn't do that. Angry Daddy belongs to Mik alone.

[eestlinc]

how did I get my hat back?

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

The hat was in your heart the whole time.

[Dignified Pauper]

i'm left baffled, shocked, awed, and crying by the drama that this story is.

[theundeadhero]

how did I get my hat back?Once Raistlin was healed he gave it back because it was yours to begin with.

[SilentBlade]

neat!

LOL!!! :p

[MoonsEcho]

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