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Aeris_lover987

08-19-2005, 01:06 PM

i thought just after Cloud let Aeris go but what if he had stopped Sephiroth's Blade how do you think Cloud Whould save Aeris from certain doom :tonberry: :sophia:

Chris

08-19-2005, 01:12 PM

He would have taken that blade instead of her, right in the heart.

*Acts Jewish* God... I'm feelin' so verklempt. :(

Flying Mullet

08-19-2005, 01:14 PM

He couldn't have saved her. It was destined that Aeris get skewered like a hot dog over a campfire.

crazybayman

08-19-2005, 01:40 PM

Nah........

If Sephiroth missed for some reason, Cloud woulda beheaded her, just to shut her up.

Kawaii Ryûkishi

08-19-2005, 02:17 PM

Cloud should have jumped up with a karate kick and broken Masamune in half as it came down.

Christmas

08-19-2005, 03:10 PM

Cloud will kill Sephiroth then we will see the FMV where he tossed Sephiroth's body into the lake.

eestlinc

08-19-2005, 05:42 PM

clearly the answer is Blaster Master.

Psychotic

08-19-2005, 10:28 PM

He would save Aeris on a memory card. :)

G SpOtZ

08-19-2005, 10:31 PM

He would save Aeris on a memory card. :)
then he can load her and KILL HER.... ermmm... screw her? noo... hmmmm... he can load her and KILL HER whenever he wants! over. and over. and over again.

Psychotic

08-19-2005, 11:00 PM

Not if he throws the memory card down a well! Didn't think of THAT, didja Sephiroth?

G SpOtZ

08-19-2005, 11:47 PM

Not if he throws the memory card down a well! Didn't think of THAT, didja Sephiroth?
simply genius.

Khimbar2775

08-20-2005, 12:31 AM

clearly the answer is Blaster Master.
If your speaking of Mad Max: ThunderDome, then its Master Blaster... sry, pet peeve of mine.... :D

Mercen-X

08-20-2005, 12:56 AM

pretty sure he's thinking of Blaster Master :sophia:

Ultima Shadow

08-20-2005, 01:32 AM

I'll stop YOUR blade anyday, baby! ;)

The Jamie Star Scenario

08-20-2005, 01:59 AM

It all starts the night before when they are staying over at the City of Ancients Pyramid Hotel. Cloud starts to flirt with the receptionist with the ultimate goal of getting Sephiroth's room number and key. He succeeds and gets a few extra bonuses ;)
Cloud proceeds to Sephiroth's room where he slips in unnoticed and replaces Sephiroth's sword with one made out of balloons. And so the story unfolds...

Sephiroth comes to do the bad thing to Aeris which is a story best told in pictures:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/never_exhale/doa7nacopy.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/never_exhale/quiz897outcome3copy.gif

Then Cloud was all like "LOL that was a balloon sword!"
To that Sephiroth replies "I was fooled. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
And then Aeris gives Sephiroth a flower and then there is a party and then people come along and do the conga and then Harry Potter arrives and Darth Varder comes to compliment Sephiroth's "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and then Aeris has a stroke.

The moral of this story is the future cannot be changed :(

G SpOtZ

08-20-2005, 02:25 AM

It all starts the night before when they are staying over at the City of Ancients Pyramid Hotel. Cloud starts to flirt with the receptionist with the ultimate goal of getting Sephiroth's room number and key. He succeeds and gets a few extra bonuses ;)
Cloud proceeds to Sephiroth's room where he slips in unnoticed and replaces Sephiroth's sword with one made out of balloons. And so the story unfolds...

Sephiroth comes to do the bad thing to Aeris which is a story best told in pictures:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/never_exhale/doa7nacopy.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/never_exhale/quiz897outcome3copy.gif

Then Cloud was all like "LOL that was a balloon sword!"
To that Sephiroth replies "I was fooled. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
And then Aeris gives Sephiroth a flower and then there is a party and then people come along and do the conga and then Harry Potter arrives and Darth Varder comes to compliment Sephiroth's "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and then Aeris has a stroke.

The fable of this story is the future cannot be changed :(
balloons are made of rubber. and sephiroth should have rubbed it in her hair to make her hair get all messy and stand up from the static. at least that woulda done SOME damage.

Rengori

08-20-2005, 03:12 AM

i thought just after Cloud let Aeris go but what if he had stopped Sephiroth's Blade how do you think Cloud Whould save Aeris from certain doom :tonberry: :sophia:
And spoil the drama?!? He's an RPG character, he can't help it.

G SpOtZ

08-20-2005, 03:21 AM

*sephiroth comes down and kills aeris*
Cloud: OH MY GOD....
Sephy: Sowwy =(
Cloud: No... no don't be sorry! *whips out sword and hits aeris while she's still dead*
Sephy: ?!?! HAH! *stabs aeris again*

for another hour they have fun killing aeris together. then they have a drink, Sephiroth decides to call off the meteor spell because him and cloud are such great friends now, and boom! the crisis is gone. see. it was a good thing that aeris died.

Rengori

08-20-2005, 03:26 AM

*sephiroth comes down and kills aeris*
Cloud: OH MY GOD....
Sephy: Sowwy =(
Cloud: No... no don't be sorry! *whips out sword and hits aeris while she's still dead*
Sephy: ?!?! HAH! *stabs aeris again*

for another hour they have fun killing aeris together. then they have a drink, Sephiroth decides to call off the meteor spell because him and cloud are such great friends now, and boom! the crisis is gone. see. it was a good thing that aeris died.
Woohoo! That works too!

kawaiileena

08-20-2005, 03:44 AM

*sephiroth comes down and kills aeris*
Cloud: OH MY GOD....
Sephy: Sowwy =(
Cloud: No... no don't be sorry! *whips out sword and hits aeris while she's still dead*
Sephy: ?!?! HAH! *stabs aeris again*

for another hour they have fun killing aeris together. then they have a drink, Sephiroth decides to call off the meteor spell because him and cloud are such great friends now, and boom! the crisis is gone. see. it was a good thing that aeris died.
Amusing and interesting, coulda worked, though! :D Sweet idea, by the way.

Vyk

08-20-2005, 03:50 AM

Too horrible.. My poor Aeris

kikimm

08-20-2005, 04:05 AM

I think I like her dead. I don't like imagining any other scenarios. :)

:D

G SpOtZ

08-20-2005, 07:55 AM

i was so happy when i was done wasting my money on staffs.

Luby Moogle.

Lord Magician

08-21-2005, 09:14 PM

YOU PEOPLE ARE SO FUNNY! :D I am like laughing for 10 minutes non-stop.

It would have been smarter, if after sephiroth kills areis, clouds comes falling down and stabs and kills sephiroth the same way.

Then use "PHOENIX DOWN" on areis! Then he could screw her all he wants, but no, he wants to screw sephiroth instead. :D

G SpOtZ

08-22-2005, 02:32 AM

can't revive dead characters. only knocked out characters. that's why it always says "K'O." thank you.

luby moogle.

The Jamie Star Scenario

08-22-2005, 12:44 PM

balloons are made of rubber.I didn't believe you at first but after looking up balloons in tha dictionary and buying a few I must say, yes they are made of rubber. So much for my 'they are made a mud and noodles' idea.

G SpOtZ

08-22-2005, 06:25 PM

balloons are made of rubber.I didn't believe you at first but after looking up balloons in tha dictionary and buying a few I must say, yes they are made of rubber. So much for my 'they are made a mud and noodles' idea.
O.o i didn't know they were made of rubber, i was just kidding. i thought they were made of pie.

Rengori

08-22-2005, 10:20 PM

balloons are made of rubber.I didn't believe you at first but after looking up balloons in tha dictionary and buying a few I must say, yes they are made of rubber. So much for my 'they are made a mud and noodles' idea.
O.o i didn't know they were made of rubber, i was just kidding. i thought they were made of pie.
Moogle pie? (lets keep the spam to a minimum this time)

MysticD

09-08-2005, 07:49 AM

Sephiroth:*Stabs Aeris*Muahahahaha!!!!!!!
Cloud:that isn't enough you *censored*
Sephiroth:It isn't?
Cloud:NO!*Stabs Sephiroth*Then proceds(sp) to killing the rest of the party.
Cid:What the ****????
Barret:Yo!CLoud where's the chick?
Cloud: Dead.
Barret:How...How could you!!!You killed her without inviting us??????
Cid:God *** you!!!!!!
Cloud:Sorry.I still have her body though!Let's go get Emerald Weapon to eat her!
Barret & Cid:GREAT!

And that's how Cloud and friends removed the need to kill Emerald Weapon;they became friends! :D

Levian

09-08-2005, 02:36 PM

I'd probably die if I ate Aeris. Don't know where that bitch has been.

Rengori

09-08-2005, 10:20 PM

Death is contagous alright.

G SpOtZ

09-08-2005, 10:23 PM

if you eat Aeris it doesn't make you a cannibal though. that's the plus side. Aeris isn't human, she's a cetra. damn aeris. the only way she could be useful is if she was on fire and ran to Ruby WEAPON, so Ruby could have a nice roasted cetra meal.

Rengori

09-08-2005, 10:31 PM

Or if she covered herself in moogles and pie, we'd make a better tasting moogle pie.

G SpOtZ

09-08-2005, 10:37 PM

wtf? why would you want to waste a completely good moogle pie? aeris would contaminate it with her filthy cetra odor.

Rengori

09-08-2005, 10:39 PM

The fire and possibly a few more stabs with a Masamune would get rid of the odor.

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