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Kittay
08-19-2005, 11:12 PM
Okay this is a little out there, and you can tell I'm bored, but I'm challenging you all to come up with a decent Final Fantasy pick up line. No, I will never be stupid enough to use a pick up line in my life, I just want a laugh.

Random example:

"Get down with me, baby, and I'll make you have a Limit Break all night long..."

C'mon, you can do better than this! Ready.... and go! ;)

TheSpoonyBard
08-19-2005, 11:24 PM
Irvine: Hmmm... perhaps it's fate?
Irvine: We're destined to be together!
Irvine: No one understands me... Sharpshooters are loners by nature... We hone our instincts, pour our whole being into a single bullet. The pressure of the moment... An instant of tension... That's what... I have to face alone... ...It's not easy. (sympathy route)

Rengori
08-19-2005, 11:35 PM
Cloud: My hair's not the only thing that's pointy right now!

The Jamie Star Scenario
08-20-2005, 01:24 AM
And I thought I had see everything here...
I might as well join in!

Selphie: "I like your shoes, they're SHINY!"

SnoopyG
08-20-2005, 02:34 AM
Zidane - You wanna see something my tail can do?

Rengori
08-20-2005, 02:48 AM
Cid (FFVII): You, bitch! Lay your ass down on my bed and take your goddamn pants off! Or ain't I romantic enough for ya?

ThroneofDravaris
08-20-2005, 05:09 AM
Quina:

I LIKE TONGUE

DarkLadyNyara
08-22-2005, 09:52 PM
Quina:

I LIKE TONGUE

Images I DID NOT NEED! ROTFLMAO

Rengori
08-22-2005, 10:35 PM
Images you DO need!

Final_Heavan_33
08-22-2005, 10:37 PM
Jecht: ya know they say alchohol puts the lead in the pencil, come ta bed with me baby and i'll show you a DIFFERENT KIND of Jecht Shot :D

Rengori
08-22-2005, 10:40 PM
How many people do you know that want to do it with Sin? Tidus can pull off the Jecht shot just fine anyway. But he seems more like the one who's pro-monogamous.

BG-57
08-23-2005, 12:09 AM
Ifrit (to Shiva): Wanna light my fire?

I can't believe I just posted that. :rolleyes2

DJZen
08-23-2005, 02:56 AM
"Nice t**s, wanna LVL?"
"There's a PT in my pants and all Mithra are invited!"
"Wanna camp my NM?"
"{Hume} {Meat} {Log} {Do you have it?} {I want to make money!}"
"Was your father a THF? Because he stole 2 magicite and put 'em in your eyes"
"Are those kupo pants? Becuase that kupo is out of this kupo!"
"I know my way around the cleft of dimension, want me to show you?"
"Wanna ride my chocobo?"
"Is that a gunblade in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"Well I can't summon Leviathan, but I CAN make a serpent appear and flood the general area."
"This is my friend Umaro, he wields a bone club"
"My orbs are hot with destiny..."
"Wanna see the REAL reason moogles have pom-poms?"
"Want a tour of the Mysidian Tower?"
"Dragoons have bigger polearms"
"I've got a full set of leather equips back at my Mog House"
"Wanna do the Taru dance with me?"
"Did it hurt? When you fell from the sky on a meteor?"
"Wow, that AF gear looks great on you! But I think it'd look even better on my bedroom floor!"
"Actually, that IS a gunblade in my pocket, but that doesn't mean I'm not happy to see you."
"Want me to show you how to junction?"
"{Galka} {rear} {fun}! {Do you need it?}"

And of course, my favorite...

"Heidegger? That's a lovely name! May I buy you a drink?"

Vyk
08-23-2005, 03:01 AM
Whatever

DJZen
08-23-2005, 03:20 AM
OMG Vyk U SOOOO HAWT!!!!!!

*suddenly goes into a coma*

Vyk
08-23-2005, 03:39 AM
XD Time for a piggy back ride!

fantasyjunkie
08-23-2005, 05:42 AM
Say, that's a nice materia combo under your shirt, any chance of me being able to summon them?

fantasyjunkie
08-23-2005, 05:44 AM
Cloud: My hair's not the only thing that's pointy right now!
OMG! I am so crying in front of my monitor right now! :D :D :D

Final_Heavan_33
08-23-2005, 08:13 AM
"Nice t**s, wanna LVL?"
"There's a PT in my pants and all Mithra are invited!"
"Wanna camp my NM?"
"{Hume} {Meat} {Log} {Do you have it?} {I want to make money!}"
"Was your father a THF? Because he stole 2 magicite and put 'em in your eyes"
"Are those kupo pants? Becuase that kupo is out of this kupo!"
"I know my way around the cleft of dimension, want me to show you?"
"Wanna ride my chocobo?"
"Is that a gunblade in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"Well I can't summon Leviathan, but I CAN make a serpent appear and flood the general area."
"This is my friend Umaro, he wields a bone club"
"My orbs are hot with destiny..."
"Wanna see the REAL reason moogles have pom-poms?"
"Want a tour of the Mysidian Tower?"
"Dragoons have bigger polearms"
"I've got a full set of leather equips back at my Mog House"
"Wanna do the Taru dance with me?"
"Did it hurt? When you fell from the sky on a meteor?"
"Wow, that AF gear looks great on you! But I think it'd look even better on my bedroom floor!"
"Actually, that IS a gunblade in my pocket, but that doesn't mean I'm not happy to see you."
"Want me to show you how to junction?"
"{Galka} {rear} {fun}! {Do you need it?}"

And of course, my favorite...

"Heidegger? That's a lovely name! May I buy you a drink?"
How long did it take you to come with all these? i just thought of one quick one really :D

DJZen
08-23-2005, 10:10 PM
Wasn't that long. These things just come to me.

Did somebody cast Firaga or is it just you?

Final_Heavan_33
08-23-2005, 10:41 PM
lol i gotta say ur a natural, it tuk me a while to think of mine, but hey i gotta say i do like mine though :D

fantasyjunkie
08-27-2005, 06:32 AM
Squall:Come with me to Balamb Gardens and I'll show you what gunblades are REALLY used for!

Aeris lives
08-30-2005, 03:39 PM
omg these are really funny!, i cant think of any right now..

Chris
08-30-2005, 06:05 PM
Wanna see my Squall? :joey:

SeeDRankLou
08-30-2005, 06:15 PM
("Friends" reference)
Hello sir, would you like to buy my flower? It's on sale for 1 gil.

Old Manus
08-30-2005, 07:29 PM
"Hey, wanna touch my Nail Bat?"

ljkkjlcm9
08-30-2005, 07:36 PM
(As a dragoon)
Me and my lance can take you all the way to heaven!

THE JACKEL

TurkSlayer
08-30-2005, 08:02 PM
"You can play with my Buster Sword all night long!"

Eternal Dark Night
08-30-2005, 09:09 PM
"You can play with my Buster Sword all night long!"
haha nice one

TheSpoonyBard
08-30-2005, 09:32 PM
Reno: "My electro-mag rod isn't the only thing that's going to shock you."

Mittopotahis
08-30-2005, 10:12 PM
Edea: "You see the big crown behind me? You wanna know what it is really for?"

Fire_Emblem776
08-31-2005, 04:36 AM
wakka!! you wanna play with my blitzballs?

The Summoner of Leviathan
08-31-2005, 05:36 AM
"Well I can't summon Leviathan, but I CAN make a serpent appear and flood the general area."

I love that one...

Sephy: "You know what they say about men and long swords?"

Rengori
08-31-2005, 10:26 PM
Sephy: "You know what they say about men and long swords?"
That they're compensating for something?

The Summoner of Leviathan
08-31-2005, 11:40 PM
Sephy: "You know what they say about men and long swords?"
That they're compensating for something?


That's whatI thought after I posted it....SO I wonder what that means for Cloud...

strawberryman
09-01-2005, 06:42 AM
Mithra:Meeeeeow.

blackmage_nuke
09-01-2005, 08:20 AM
ffx:why dont i use doublecast so there's twice as much magic
ffviii:if wish you were my gf (girl freind or gaurdian force) so i could junction with you
ffvi:lucky im wearing the white cape or your buety would have muted me by now

ljkkjlcm9
09-01-2005, 11:50 AM
ffviii:if wish you were my gf (girl freind or gaurdian force) so i could junction with you


i think that one is really good!

THE JACKEL

Light Mage
09-01-2005, 12:20 PM
Are you a Chocobo? Can I ride you anyway?

blackmage_nuke
09-04-2005, 09:43 AM
FFX:have you been attacked 6 times? cuz your bombs look bigger since i last saw them!
FFVI:i know 8 different types of sword techs!
FFVI:you look petrified, too bad none of the things i have are soft!!

ZuZu
09-04-2005, 09:55 AM
FFIX Zidane: Oooh, so soft
FFIX Moogle: You bastard

blackmage_nuke
09-06-2005, 08:57 AM
i'd better go to the armour shop, because after you get to know me, were gonna need some protection

Rengori
09-06-2005, 10:17 PM
Sephy: "You know what they say about men and long swords?"
That they're compensating for something?


That's whatI thought after I posted it....SO I wonder what that means for Cloud...
If Sephy's sword is compensation, imagine what that says about Rufus with the Sister Ray.

DJZen
09-07-2005, 02:34 AM
Torren: These subligar give me a +50 in SEX!

Fire_Emblem776
09-07-2005, 08:07 AM
will shell be enough protection for you?

u'll yell Holy all night long

ill give you the ultima experiance

Big D
09-07-2005, 12:32 PM
:joker: