A proposition. [Archive] - Eyes on Final Fantasy Forums

Dignified Pauper

08-20-2005, 12:44 AM

I vote for a new swear filter to take effect.

Instead of changing the f-bomb to smurf, or making all the other swear words into Skulls, how about we do something better...

Let's make a filter that changes the swear word into a name of a member?

Such as..

F-bomb = BoB(ing) or whatever appropriate ending we need
Poo = Neel (of course, the real swear word)
etc. etc. etc.

That way, it gives our administration credit for being so awesome and keeps them recognized, and we still won't have nasty swearing all over the place.

Hawkeye

08-20-2005, 12:45 AM

Or like, "Goddamnit" could be Hawkeye!

Dignified Pauper

08-20-2005, 12:53 AM

Exactly.

Whore (because that is a pretty offensive word) will be Rubah.

It works out perfectly.

Samuraid

08-20-2005, 01:02 AM

Prediction: no

Psychotic

08-20-2005, 01:03 AM

eestlinc

08-20-2005, 01:04 AM

PsychoticPsychoticstlinc

Psychotic

08-20-2005, 01:05 AM

It'd be criminal if you didn't win the screen name tournament.

Dignified Pauper

08-20-2005, 01:10 AM

[20:09] foa> No. That's fine. I was just being a bitch

See, Phoa already picked her swear word.

Edit:

[20:12] Kyono> Kiss my eestlinc!

we've a new one.

eestlinc

08-20-2005, 01:17 AM

Want to guess how likely this is to be implemented?

Yamaneko

08-20-2005, 01:18 AM

Not fucking likely, <img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif">face.

Dignified Pauper

08-20-2005, 01:19 AM

it's still a fun idea.

Del Murder

08-20-2005, 01:32 AM

Likelihood: Torn ACL - Out for Season

eestlinc

08-20-2005, 02:07 AM

likelihood: hampton gets shelled and flopez hits for the cycle on my bench.

Shlup

08-20-2005, 02:50 AM

I can just see the weekly threads in here now. Everytime one dies, another newbie asks "how cum when i type <img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif">head it sez BoBhead??//"

Dignified Pauper

08-20-2005, 03:00 AM

then the staff should make an announcement about the new filter. And put it in the FAQ not to ask about the filter and to accept it.

Agent Proto

08-20-2005, 03:02 AM

F-Bomb should be replaced with the J-Bomb....

TEAM AMERICA, JEFF YEAH!!!!!

Raistlin

08-20-2005, 03:06 AM

then the staff should make an announcement about the new filter. And put it in the FAQ not to ask about the filter and to accept it.
You obviously haven't paid much attention to the Feedback forum.

Dignified Pauper

08-20-2005, 03:08 AM

probably because i never have suggestions, you BoBing eestlinchole!

see how efficient it is :D

Raistlin

08-20-2005, 03:09 AM

Fuck off.

So much more efficient. :D

Dignified Pauper

08-20-2005, 03:12 AM

but Bob off sounds funner

Raistlin

08-20-2005, 03:14 AM

Only if it's BooB off. Then it would be acceptable.

Dignified Pauper

08-20-2005, 03:17 AM

that can easily be arranged.

kikimm

08-20-2005, 03:21 AM

I could definitley go for BooB off. Definitley.......

...

:D

Del Murder

08-20-2005, 03:27 AM

I think smurf was one of the best things to happen to this board.

Dignified Pauper

08-20-2005, 03:35 AM

Change isn't bad. BooB off is WAY better than smurf off.

It's the same amount of letter.
It's the nickname of Loony_BoB
It's a great reference and everyone will love it.

If nothing else, change the filter to that and leave the rest as is.

MecaKane

08-20-2005, 03:37 AM

Probably not gonna happen! :O

Raistlin

08-20-2005, 03:53 AM

Let's ask the eestlinc 8-ball!

Shlup

08-20-2005, 03:53 AM

then the staff should make an announcement about the new filter. And put it in the FAQ not to ask about the filter and to accept it.
You obviously haven't paid much attention to the Feedback forum.
kekeke

st00pid n00bs

Raistlin

08-20-2005, 03:55 AM

wtf does teh attak buton do lol

Shlup

08-20-2005, 03:56 AM

That was the example I was thinking of too.

Raistlin

08-20-2005, 03:58 AM

Great minds-...

Oh man, I almost indirectly complimented and admitted to agreeing with Shlup. I must be going senile in the old age.

EDIT: oh, and hahahaha Joel. xD

Shlup

08-20-2005, 04:01 AM

Yeah, what the fuck was that about? Commie.

Yamaneko

08-20-2005, 04:05 AM

Why don't you love birds get a room?

Raistlin

08-20-2005, 04:06 AM

'cause we're waiting on you, snookums. :love:

Dignified Pauper

08-20-2005, 04:22 AM

Stop BooBing around. This is serious business, you eestlinchats.

Just think of songs..

I got 99 problems but a foa ain't one.

Dixie

08-20-2005, 04:33 AM

F-Bomb should be replaced with the J-Bomb....

TEAM AMERICA, JEFF YEAH!!!!!Best. Idea. EVER.

Shlup

08-20-2005, 04:47 AM

Why? Because it gives you an excuse to punch Prot in the nose?

Dignified Pauper

08-20-2005, 04:56 AM

That's besides the point, let's stay on topic about the filter I'm suggesting.

think of the implications and profound effects it could have on us here at EoFF! The long-term reach surely is worth the change.

YOU STUPID BooBERS! LISTEN TO ME!

Think of how great that would look for all incoming noobs. Not only are we funny, but our filters are original, fresh, and one of a kind!

Loony BoB

08-20-2005, 05:04 AM

Raistlin, you can go to The Man.

Meat Puppet

08-20-2005, 05:36 AM

RACIST.

Wait, what was the proposition again? :confused:

Shlup

08-20-2005, 05:45 AM

Raistlin, you can go to The Man.
lmao k I approve of this idea now

Dignified Pauper

08-20-2005, 05:47 AM

Raistlin, you can go to The Man.

BoB, you BooBing rock!!!

I'm glad someone is starting to understand my vision.

Leeza

08-20-2005, 06:21 AM

Raistlin, you can go to The Man.
I was about to post "Never gonna happen."

...and then you post that. :)

Still. Never gonna happen. :)

Loony BoB

08-20-2005, 07:17 AM

Oh, it's never gonna happen, but I thought that was the answer that should be assumed by anyone the moment they post a thread in Feedback.

-N-

08-20-2005, 07:21 AM

And with that, we spam.

eestlinc

08-20-2005, 07:32 AM

Let's ask the eestlinc 8-ball!
<img src=http://akusui.net/lynx_parasitic/_leech/magic_eestball.gif alt="all signs point to yes">

Buster Sword Strike

08-20-2005, 07:34 AM

Exactly.

Whore (because that is a pretty offensive word) will be Rubah.

It works out perfectly.

Ouch!!

Dignified Pauper

08-20-2005, 07:50 AM

You obviously don't know Rube well... Regardless, I still love you all.

Raistlin

08-20-2005, 02:01 PM

Raistlin, you can go to The Man.
BooB you.

Strider

08-20-2005, 06:28 PM

*gasp* Knights of Columbus!

http://www.nrk.no/img/430189.jpeg

Please, children. Let's stay classy, Eyes on Final Fantasy.

Dignified Pauper

08-20-2005, 07:03 PM

*gasp* Knights of Columbus!

http://www.nrk.no/img/430189.jpeg

Please, children. Let's stay classy, Eyes on Final Fantasy.

i think you wanted "Great Odin's raven!" because he says "Knights of Columbus, that hurt" after getting hit the final time by Veronica Corningstone.

WildRaubtier

08-20-2005, 07:09 PM

What the BooB is wrong with you people. I've dumped Neels better looking than this idea.

The Man

08-20-2005, 07:09 PM

Psychotic

08-20-2005, 07:58 PM

I claim the letter e. Every time the letter e is used, it will be replaced by Psychotic.

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Raistlin

08-20-2005, 08:15 PM

You actually thought I'd take the time to read all that?

Psychotic

08-20-2005, 08:17 PM

Who else would be sad enough? ...well, apart from The Man.

Meat Puppet

08-20-2005, 08:19 PM

I don't even know what a The Man or a Raistlin is!

Psychotic

08-20-2005, 08:20 PM

Ignorance is bliss.

Raistlin

08-20-2005, 08:21 PM

I don't think my name has yet been offered as a substitution for a swear word. But if it is, I call "hell." Unne once censored it solely because I used that word so much. xD

Dignified Pauper

08-20-2005, 08:22 PM

BoB already assigned The Man to The Man.

"Raistln you can go to The Man"

Raistlin

08-20-2005, 08:24 PM

Well BooB that, then.

The Man

08-20-2005, 08:54 PM

What a load of Raistlin.

Dignified Pauper

08-20-2005, 09:03 PM

Neel was already assigned to Neel, but he never said anything about it, so Raistlin can have it.

The Man

08-20-2005, 09:05 PM

edczxcvbnm should be a replacement for something. So should Unne.

tan

08-21-2005, 06:55 AM

Those Boobing ideas are so Rubahing tan.

Also very efficient. I say we put me in for "retard". not much of a swear word, and I'm not a mod or anything, but it'd sure be funny. :tongue:

Madonna

08-21-2005, 07:06 AM

I came to this thread, expecting someone to propose to their boy/girlfriend in a weird, geeky online proposal. You've dashed all my dreams, curse you all!

I think the idea is a horrible one.

-N-

08-23-2005, 07:10 PM

Apparently Bass = Fishman.

eestlinc

08-23-2005, 07:36 PM

yea, what the smurf is up with that?
fishman guitar!

08-23-2005, 07:53 PM

Trout would have been better.

Cloud No.9

08-23-2005, 09:00 PM

i still oppose the swear filter as it encourages swearing.

Strider

08-23-2005, 11:52 PM

Jebus Super Christ! Can't we get off of this Amano already?

eestlinc

08-23-2005, 11:55 PM

that's what I'm screaming, man.

Strider

08-24-2005, 12:00 AM

People will swear because that's how people are. You don't have to agree with it, but there are rules to enforce it, so can't we just leave things be?

If I may suggest something, though, all mentions of "meh" should be substituted by "xeh".

-N-

08-24-2005, 01:31 AM

meh xaster?

Rengori

08-24-2005, 05:00 AM

I liket he B A S S/F O R T E to Fishman idea. I say we keep it like that. It's funny and it screws up people's guitar posts. But I stand by my previous statement that Bass's fin head kills.