i got the flu and i know how to cure myself! [Archive]

radyk05

08-20-2005, 05:24 PM

damn you, virus!! prepare to get drunk!!!!

so, i figured that if heavy drinking can bring a human down the virus have no chances! think of it. humans are gazillions times bigger than viruses and alcohol has no problems bringing us down so imagine how much a virus will suffer in a pool of alcohol infested bloodstream. if heavy drinking don't kill them i'll make sure taht they suffer as much as they make me suffer. so, virus, prepare to get rum-nizided.

any other ideas?

Rye

08-20-2005, 05:25 PM

Um, but viruses aren't alive. :o They're like, protein coated zombie parasite germs.

Dignified Pauper

08-20-2005, 05:26 PM

But alcohol can break up a virus's structure.

Tama2

08-20-2005, 05:49 PM

That's why we conduct a test.

Seymour_Guado_Goth

08-20-2005, 05:51 PM

Viruses aren't alive. Bacteria is. So you would be only self harming yourself

Dignified Pauper

08-20-2005, 05:53 PM

yea, but i always feel better the second day after drinking with the flu. I think it honestly helps. Because a virus usually breaks up in extra harsh enviroments.

radyk05

08-20-2005, 05:57 PM

im gonna have so much fun testing this. payback time, biatch!! your going to freaking "die"!!!

Meat Puppet

08-20-2005, 06:07 PM

I can cure cancer.

Dignified Pauper

08-20-2005, 06:08 PM

i can cure AIDs. What's your point?

theundeadhero

08-20-2005, 06:19 PM

:sing:
I have my own pet parasite.
I get to pet and name her
We feed off of each other
We can share our endorphins...

The Jamie Star Scenario

08-20-2005, 06:56 PM

I gave this girl in the street tape worms because she was fat.

Dignified Pauper

08-20-2005, 06:57 PM

:sing:
I have my own pet parasite.
I get to pet and name her
We feed off of each other
We can share our endorphins...

This is more symbiotic than parasytic.

Meat Puppet

08-20-2005, 08:00 PM

i can cure AIDs. What's your point?

NOT ONE. :tongue:

-N-

08-20-2005, 08:02 PM

Usually just Tylenol does the trick for me. Have fun, though. :D

Mr. Graves

08-20-2005, 08:28 PM

That's neat, man. What kind of beer/whiskey/liquor will you be using for this experiement?

Dignified Pauper

08-20-2005, 08:32 PM

i can cure AIDs. What's your point?

NOT ONE. :tongue:

:D That's good, I don't have one either.

Erdrick Holmes

08-20-2005, 08:46 PM

Drink plenty of water, sleep, and masturbate. If somebody helps do them all at once.

radyk05

08-20-2005, 10:22 PM

That's neat, man. What kind of beer/whiskey/liquor will you be using for this experiement?
i think i'll go with one of my three favorite drinks:
1. rum and cola with a touch of lemon
2. original martini or
3. long island iced tea

Drink plenty of water, sleep, and masturbate. If somebody helps do them all at once.
that sounds like a good advise. i think i'll try it for the next flu.

Shlup

08-20-2005, 10:26 PM

I'd be too naseous to drink. Yick.

-N-

08-20-2005, 10:36 PM

Out of those three, the Gin Martini wins.

Old Manus

08-20-2005, 10:58 PM

A pint of aeroplane fuel works best. Hey, no pain, no gain.

Dignified Pauper

08-20-2005, 11:12 PM

rum and coke with lemon. Just because, if one can of coke can get blood off of cement and dissolve an average sized steak in 3 days... combined with alcohol, it must do WONDERS.

radyk05

08-20-2005, 11:25 PM

A pint of aeroplane fuel works best. Hey, no pain, no gain.i bet it does but fuel is so expensive nowdays.

Big D

08-21-2005, 12:00 AM

It'd take a ridiculously fatal dose of pure alcohol to "cure" yourself by sterilising all the viruses.

Also, since your system is already weakened by the virus, you'll just get really wasted, really fast.

(I say viruses are alive. They "only" be protein and RNA, but that's alive enough for me).

Erdrick Holmes

08-21-2005, 12:18 AM

Drink some beer to. Really cheap watery american beer if you can't afford good stuff like Labatt Blue.

Kittay

08-21-2005, 12:23 AM

Don't get drunk. That's the worst smurfing idea you can do when you're sick. Or when you're well. Whatever, it's your body. RIP.

eestlinc

08-21-2005, 12:38 AM

you definitely run the risk of dehydration if you drink while sick.

Also, Labatt Blue is not good beer.

radyk05

08-21-2005, 12:53 AM

It'd take a ridiculously fatal dose of pure alcohol to "cure" yourself by sterilising all the viruses.tehn i'll make them suffer!! :evilking:

The Jamie Star Scenario

08-21-2005, 01:59 AM

I'm pretty sure that alcohol lowers your immune responce which is essential for defeating a virus. You see only antibodies can kill viruses (well there are some antiviral drugs are available but they are not widely available and under strict control due to the complete cock up the medicine made with antibacterials).

radyk05

08-21-2005, 05:23 AM

well, i was feeling waaaay more better during the night so i settled for a movie instead. i'll try my experiment some other time, i guess.

disapointedchild

08-21-2005, 05:36 AM

:beer:Have fun.:beer:

Dignified Pauper

08-21-2005, 05:43 AM

Try Isopropyl Alcohol. That may be choice D. and the write in choices are always the best.

theundeadhero

08-21-2005, 09:28 AM

Bleach kills everything. It kills your white blood cells too, though :(

bipper

08-21-2005, 09:38 AM

Rumple mints for congestion;
Tequilla for pain.
Beer for your problems;
Vodka to stay sane.

Wine for suggestion;
brandy for teething.
Jagger fo hoodlums,
Wiskey for seething.

It works...

CHEERS!

Bipper