View Full Version : Let's Engrish Here! Engrish Now!
Post your favourite Engrish, or even better, post Engrish you've found yourself. Whenever I go to the mall, I stop in the 99 cent store and scope out for Engrish. I always find something. Barbie tends to be Engrish'd a lot, as I've discovered. The stuff I submit is never really funny enough for Engrish.com, but I think I've got something that might make it:
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b235/ryeryechu/benigngirl.jpg
Benign Girl? I guess they mean that she's a harmless girl or something.
I'm hoping that maybe this may get on Engrish.com, though I doubt this is funny enough. I find it unusual that it's on a Yu-Gi-Oh CD holder:
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b235/ryeryechu/letmefeelyugi2.jpg
I'll post some other Engrish I've found later.
Seymour_Guado_Goth
08-20-2005, 05:42 PM
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Benign girl xDDD that's the greatest doll i've ever seen.
Engrish is funnier in songs, I find. B)
I found a doll named Jessica in that same store. I was kinda freaked out.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y88/Ryechu/aznjessica.jpg
Jojee
08-20-2005, 05:58 PM
When I went to China, I saw "The Great Wall Welcome to You" xD
My favorite one is when there was this really ugly patch of grass (it looked like it was dead) and there was a sign next to it that said "Luxurious Grassland, do not trample" ^_^ So I crouched next to it and took a pic. xD Too lazy to upload it, though.
Oh yeah, and Jessica is freaky ;o *dies*
Luxurious Grassland. xD
And those this isn't one I've taken, this is one from Engrish.com, it never fails to make me laugh:
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b235/ryeryechu/littlepecker.jpg
Jojee
08-20-2005, 06:03 PM
xD @ the chicken.
And actually it was "luxuriant" xD
Meat Puppet
08-20-2005, 06:06 PM
little pecker
haha
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y88/Ryechu/barbieengrish.jpg
I can't find the other Engrish I took a photo of, but it was another Barbie one.
Little Miss Awesome
08-20-2005, 07:54 PM
Me and my friends could spend ages in Poundland laughing at this stuff! It reminds me of All your base are belong to us! :D
I find this really funny too :-/
http://www.ofb.net/~frederik/japan-pictures/01-09-17-kyoto/011.after-kiyomizu/004.japanese-sprite.jpg
The Jamie Star Scenario
08-20-2005, 08:16 PM
This probably doesn't count as Engrish but it is funny anyway.
This was on a sign with a map of Glasgow Airport on it.
Mr. Graves
08-20-2005, 08:18 PM
Nothing tops "All Our Base Are Belong To Us", imho.
Mirage
08-20-2005, 09:32 PM
Cryptogamic flesh 500 things is put in, in consequence of the fact that the position anger flesh.
From Ragnarok Online.
Shoeberto
08-20-2005, 09:34 PM
For a game which such appeal to English speakers, RO has (had? I haven't played in years) some of the worst transration ever.
Old Manus
08-20-2005, 10:10 PM
Engrish is Engrish.
Lindy
08-20-2005, 10:21 PM
For a game which such appeal to English speakers, RO has (had? I haven't played in years) some of the worst transration ever.
Diamond Ring description : "A very expensive ring with a large encrusted diamond. Woman seem to love this named rock for some strange reason."
Ancient Language Book description : "The door which leads, by the force that is enormous, from the tower which rises high in the sky is the piece which keeps going down till dusk. Heat the key for from one inside where all things are repeated, a tear of the tree as of season, month as the car gown heart, and will do that door and as it will be a grass which grows from the ocean."
lolkorlish
There's more, but I'm too lazy to hunt through and de-code my data.grf files.
Kamiko
08-20-2005, 10:38 PM
"Wash hands please return work!" On the restroom sign at this Chinese place I used to work in.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y88/Ryechu/barbieengrish3.jpg
Pretty Ba By. The Engrish on the pencil case is pretty good, but unfortunatly, I don't have the photo that zoomed in on that part. It went something like "Conversation makes the reat conversation between friends not the actions but the never needing to say is what counts" except a bit more Engrish-y.
Little Miss Awesome
08-21-2005, 01:30 PM
I found this on a website, and I think this is really funny too.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/amylovesx2/frog.jpg
Frog. If it is thrown with full of your strenght, it will spit out the tounge, which is like the genuine one from the frog.
INSTRUCTIONS FOR TOUNGE OF FROG
A product has the stickness and is just like a soft rubber band with high contractility. It can be played to stick the remote objects.
Inspite of it is sticky, it is never like the chewing guns which is glues tightly and cannot be separated.
If the stickness is not good enough, it can be washed by soap. After it is dried, it cab be used continously many times.
The packing paper has printed the bug picture, which can be cut as per the black frame and placed on the table; then you can stick the picture with your tounge of frog.
The key point for throwing far away is the same as the throwing of fish rod, i.e. to throw out slowly with full of your strength. Separate it with two hands, then release one hand, throw it with full of your strength.
No matter what you make a round ball, it will recover the original shape.
CAUTIONS:
Never throw out the other person's head.
Keep away from fire.
Inspite of it is non-toxic, it cannot be eaten.
Never pull out tounge of frog hard, as it might be separated.
Its content has the oil, so if it touches on cloth, precious object or wall, the stains will remain if you don't care about it.
Never put on surface of any object, shall keep in polybag.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/amylovesx2/frog2.jpg
Precious object. xDDD I love it.
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