FFI walkthrough.... NOW IN HIP HOP FORMAT!!!

[DJZen]

After I finish, someone else jump in with the next part. Like one of those "finish my sentence" threads.



Light warriors of 4, destined to make the orbs shine
Choose name and job now 'cause now is the time
To fulfil the old legends and save the whole planet
From the 4 chaos punks, so let's wrap this up like Drag Net
We on the case now, rollin' through Coneria
Gonna holler at the king, but man I think he ain't hearin' ya
How you gonna send us out with 500 gil total?
Oh and now we gotta save some stupid princess pro bono?
Man, we can't afford no weapons, spells or potions on these wages
When I find that punk ass Garland I'ma make scream for ages
Alright king, we'll save your daughter, but she better have some booty
We don't save no fat chicks asses if we don't get no loot, see?
We gonna slide up north, give his stupid ass a driveby
And LIT him up like Xmas day, I'll put my rapier through his eyes
Hey I think we jacked him up for more gil than the king payed us
But ah, look at that, the ho ass princess done played as
We said we wanted LOOT, not some broken old instrument
Ah well, no more worries, just bounce to the next continent
We may not have no money, but we ghetto like that
4 dirty thugs of light, s**t it's rainin', where's a cave at?

Okay, who wants to take a stab at it? ;)

[Fireblade13]

Hey Matoya you blind whitch I will loot you and speak sdarwkcab.
Provoca has some pirates so there villagers all scream
I wonder why there prices make me want to scream
Bikke cussed me out so I will fight his pirates 9
Now hand over your ship cause I hear some elfs got a sleeping buety OMG its a boy!

[DJZen]

Needs more cowbell. And rhyming, but mostly cowbell.


I'm searchin' for answers to wake up sleeping fruity
I hear Matoya's got good herb, I'll get that later, I'm on duty
But I'll jack some ogres now, and make 'em run their gils
'Cause I want a whole quarter, but I gotta pay the bills
This town is so expensive but I gotta rock that bling
You'll see me in all silver 'fore I see that creepy king
Who lives in the northwest castle with a whole buncha locked doors
He says his crown's in the swamp cave, so go 'head and check all floors
Yeah, whatever, that's no problem for the 4 thugs of light
Except these muthaf****s keep poisinin' us, and we runnin' out of ANTIs!
These b*****s keep on coming, there's more on their way too!
At least there's some loot here, yo look! I got this sucka's shoes!
But we won't stop 'till we're done, that's just how light warriors roll
Now let's smack up these mages and sound their death toll
We got what we came for now let's Jet like Li
And bring this crown back to the king so we can get reward money

[Fireblade13]

Yeah but that king says that he put e in this mess
So I whoop his @$$ you know its true look its that whitch's eye
I took it to elfland and tried selling it for gold but that shopkeeper would give me only a single piece of gold
Matoya gave me some ghetto drugs It tasted nasty so I gave it to the prince he gave a start and now I get... A Key! B@$^@#%!

[crashNUMBERS]

This is a sad attempt..

[DJZen]

Well hey, if you think you can do better, get on the mic! :)

[crashNUMBERS]

No way man..

[DJZen]

Then don't criticize ;P

[crashNUMBERS]

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[Captain Maxx Power]

I could take this key and shove it up your a$$
But the fact of the matter is I've got myself a task
So I'll go to the cave in the ground below
Where the mother f****** slime flow real slow
And I'll open up the doors, on the bottom floor
But beware mages there, cause they'll give you a war
Now I'll take this bad a$$ group to the castle up above
Where more treasures wait like an Iron Glove
Then we goin to the town where we first began
To help all the people, every woman, every man
Round the corner in the castle, using the Mystic Key
There's some fly s*** in there, for you and for me
There's some TNT, plastique, unique
Blow some s*** up, like some kind of freak
Now I head to the castle of the elven lords
Cause there's more gear there, but there ain't no swords
But if you feel the need for something shiny
Then the temple of the fiends will keep you keen
Now after all this s*** is done
I take the ship west for some more fun
And I talk to the Dwarves who live down below
There's some more treasure here that seems to glow
And I head down south to a guy Nerrick
Who'll blow up the ground before I can say Bo Derek
And I head on through, to the sea so blue
Now someone take the mic, cause I'm all through, fool!

[DJZen]

That was really good! I'm gonna have to post another verse when I can think one up. My brain's friend right now from fixing my own computer. @_@

[Captain Maxx Power]

If we do the whole game, I'm "laying it down on a track" :D

[Fireblade13]

Some Fools just said They ar getting torn apart by a stinkin Vampire
This Stupid Unne gets in my face I say F((% off out of my way
So I go to the shop and ther I find 32000 gil for a piece of armor
So I say to my knight no way dude and we get in a fight and in the end we wind up where we started again. So I say Yo lets just kill the shop guy cause were ghetto YO!

[Light Mage]

I get on my ship, hold A and bash B.
And get the chance to win a load of money!

[DJZen]

To hell with this freak, run on home and play dracula
'Fore I shove a steak up ya @$$, pull it out and nail it back in ya
'Cause the Light Warriors is pimps sent to b!+(h slap all evil
And on this pastey bat boy we about to get medieval
So pimps up, hoes down, and now let's jack the sucka's ice
Even in a dive like Melmond it'll get a good price
But the town ain't getting well yet, so hold off on that barter
They say the one to solve this tihs is some old man named Sarda
But we can't go see the old man yet, no sir, no way
'Cause this rock lovin' fatass is lyin' in our way
He says he wants some crystal, well shoot, we just ran out
But he took our ice instead, man what we s'posed to pawn now?
F*** it, stupid rock-head's gone, let's go and see grampa
Just finish this and the girls'll wanna take our pants off
He says here, take this crowbar, shoot, you know how we do
Then it's back to the earth cave now we gonna get through
We'll make our claim to fame now, and we'll be rollin' in the riches
AW $#1T! IT'S A SKELETON! Run for it, you stupid b****es!!!!!

[Fireblade13]

So this guy named named Lich oh what a B^((% he came out and said I own this place
We kick his @$$ u know it and then he casts some spells well oh well and now we light up some chrystal and its all bright!

[Captain Maxx Power]

Now it's time for my rhyme and you know it dope
So get yo ass back on your little sea-boat
And take your s*** and head on south-west
If I keep this s*** up I'll be in a White Vest
Head on to the town, where all around
Is some water in a lake but it ain't too brown
Head on inside and find the circle of sages
Yo hold up b****, I didn't say mages!
They'll tell you a story about those mother f****** fiends
To destroy our world you know they're keen
So talk to the all the sages and one will hand
A canoe so you can travel all across the land
But before you go across the river to the north
You'd better buy some spells or you'll never reach the fourth
Fiend, he's so mean, looks like a dragon on the screen
But we ain't there yet so get yourself clean
Now you don't need to use this wooden piece of s***
Just walk into the river and it'll give you a lift
Go left, then up and then two rights
Go faster b**** or you'll be here all night!
Take another left and there you'll see
Gulgu volcano rising majesticly
So go on inside because now I'm through
So some other fly sucker will tell you what to do

[Mikeneko Rocker -- Tim]

DJ, FAST-FORWARD THE TAPE!

Going on a field day, hunting down Warmech
Consider the following as "tech"
Masamune, full MP, etc, oh, f**k
I forgot! Going on to the rumble
He gets priority! WHAT THE F****** HELL?
Cast Nuke, Haste, HEAL3, CUR4, and even LIF2
Just pray that ALL your partymembers survive
Cast Nuke, Haste, HEAL3, CUR4, repeat.
And Warmech's done for in 10 Turns!

[DJZen]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEWIND!!!

Firsts things first walking on lava hurts
But there's no enemies there, so do it if you're adverse
To losing, now be chosing your route carefully
There's tons of monsters here who'll select you out naturally
So don't overcommit, retreat but don't quit
Train in here and get more treasure 'til you kill with one hit
Like your name was Vanilla, to be the number 1 killa'
You gotta make it pure horrorshow, mi drougs, like this is Thrilla'
Keep your eyes on the prize, but don't forget HP
The lava takes it out of you, but don't get angsty
The end is in sight when you reach the 8 ways
Go left and kill the dragon who guards the armor of flames
Next go southwest, you're almost at the end of this quest
Only the fire fiend now can stop your conquest
Forget about ice, just cast haste and protect
Then (and here you have a sample of Chris Rock saying) "BLIIIIND THE B****!", so her hits can't connect
You'll beat her in no time, then light one up again
Now I'll pass this mic like a dutchie to my friend

[Momiji]

DJZen, you sir, have made me cry. I'll never play FFI again... :cry: :mad:

[DJZen]

Making people cry gives me the strength to face the day. ;P

[Captain Maxx Power]

Making people cry gives me the strength to face the day. ;P

Me too :D

BTW how close are we to finishing this? I gots to get me a "phat beat" to "lay down a funky groove" fo diggity!

[Necronopticous]

This is sheer genius, and I just wanted to let you know that I've been reading since the first post. Next do Final Fantasy VI and I'll totally MC with you guys.

[Elite Lord Sigma]

If I didn't suck at rapping, I would have posted already.

[DJZen]

I think we're over halfway through, we're up to the ice cave now. Don't worry about that phat beat just yet. Just for the record, I listen to Jurassic 5 while writing this, so that's the kind of beats I've got going on in my head.

[Captain Maxx Power]

I think we're over halfway through, we're up to the ice cave now. Don't worry about that phat beat just yet. Just for the record, I listen to Jurassic 5 while writing this, so that's the kind of beats I've got going on in my head.

For some reason I've got Humpty from Union Underground in my head while I write.

[DJZen]

You mean Digital Underground?

[Captain Maxx Power]

You mean Digital Underground?

Yeah, that one. Winamp is screwing up my namination.

[-N-]

If you keep this going to the end, I'll persuade Necro to hold open the deadline for submission to the EoFF CD so we can throw this in there. This is really good work by DJZen and Maxx Power. Keep it up, and maybe I'll tear up a guest spot if I get the chance. :)

edit: For consistency, everyone should listen to Jurassic 5. < / plug > :D

[DJZen]

I think that kinda goes without saying, not listening to the J-5 is like not breathing.

[Dragonfire]

I think that kinda goes without saying, not listening to the J-5 is like not breathing.

wow i don't listen to Jurassic 5 and my breathing isn't what it should be... you might be right... then again it could just be that im not in shape and I smoke like a chimney... but thats neither here nor there.

anyways this stuff is great. keep up the good job guys.

[SixthFlyingFighter]

Y'know... I look at all this, and I see a missing verse in the start, concerning character selection. I'd write it myself, but all I can actually do is recommend that it contain something about Red Mage's pimp-itude. I mean, look at him. Long hair, feathered cap, cape, all the same color...

[DJZen]

I skipped over that 'cause party selection is a personal choice and reccomending one party over another is what we like to call "flamebait".

[Elite Lord Sigma]

Light up the Crystal of Fire
But it's only half over, don't be a liar.
Get your @$$es back to the canoe and sail,
to a cavern full of ice and monsters colored pale.
Run through the dungeon, and don't look back,
or else you may fall down through a crack!
Get to the levistone and fall through the crack,
make your way back and don't think to slack,
Grab the stone and teleport out outside,
Back to the canoe and get a ride,
Off to the desert drier than a boot,
keep moving as you follow your route,
Hold the stone up to the light
and soon you'll see such a sight,
as an airship appears out of the sand,
to serve your noble band,
Hop on and get ready to fly,
now keep going, there's no way you'll die.
Land near a town that looks like it's in a pool,
Now I'm finished, let someone else rap, fool!

[SixthFlyingFighter]

I skipped over that 'cause party selection is a personal choice and reccomending one party over another is what we like to call "flamebait".

Naw, just mention each basic class. Along with something ambiguous about only four of them being chosen, and the other two get caps popped in their a**es or something.

[Lawr]

Attempt #1

Now get yourself spells
for the next horrible smells
The Dragon King tells of courage and wits
So go find youself some orange grits.

Youl find yourself dead without Rub and X
So go buy yourself some BOD and sex.

The Castle is right thur so land via air.
You cant land right there so land somewhere.
There's one small spot so land on the dot
Before close to the lair
Watch out over there!
NAOCHO and HYDRA are tryin' to fight ya!
Now take the mic or I'll hafta' smite ya!

[DJZen]

So it's come down to this, the real test of might and wit
The castle of ordeals, ready fire ice and lit
and some soft couldn't hurt, 'cause although we get stoned
This place won't get you high, so pay attention or get boned
Turns out the crown we swiped is finally useful now
So let's head on up by sofa and don't let your guard down!
Navigate the maze and get yourself prepared to run
Unless you feel like using up soft potions by the ton
And when at last you best this test, when all your luck has been pressed
You'll find there's one more fight before the rewards you can get
And what do you get for your efforts? A nasty severed rat's tail
There's not even enough here to make a f***in' rat flail!
So go on back to see Bahamut and demand a goddamn refund
The warriors can't waste their time on a crazy wild goose hunt
But oh wait, hang on, we get rewarded just for this?
If you wanted a rat tail I coulda got one at the nearest inn
But now you get new jobs, your potential now revealed
Time to get mad respect just like Oakie down at Creamfields
Hey now my time is up, time to pass the mic
Time to break it down when the beat goes like...

[Lawr]

Head towards Gaia, you'll have to flya'
Go buy ZAP! or maybe Blind
Or else you'll just be left very very behind
You look real good with your cool new things
Huh? A small creature with wings!?
Talk to the pirate Hardy har har har!
The Caravans way way to far!
So go to Onrac way west on track.
Am I having a flashback!
Theres nowhere to land so go out back
And maybe you'll be able to backtrack
Underhill that name gives me a chill
So time for another thrill.

Go talk to Kope who looks like Igopope.
What about Unne you say
You mean that guy whos shway?
He talks about a SLAB. Oh what a drab!
Capital letters mean Key Item
So go over there and Find 'um.
Go to the Waterfall the one thats not tall
The waterfall is easy so you shouldn't struggle...not at all
The waterfall looks like it was made by a Tyke!
Now take the mic little Ike.

[Captain Maxx Power]

This is turning into the longest rap in the world. Tommorow I'll write something else down when my minds rested. Too long a day.

[-N-]

Do you want to record this for the EoFF CD (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?p=1365797#post1365797)? I think it would rule, but Necro says you guys can't handle doing it. So prove that bastard wrong.

[Necronopticous]

Please do it.





Or else.

[DJZen]

I have the world's worst MC voice, but I'll make some beats and stuff if I ever get a working copy of Reason again.

[Lawr]

I can make beats I guess with me good friend FL Studio,
but I still can't find a site that lets you host music
for you to get te URL. (And don't tell me AudioStreet.)

I mean I have Quicktime and all...
and its about time someone posted!

[Yumil1988]

If only this rap/song/poem/walkthrough/thing actually helped me play the game...

[-N-]

I can do it really well if its spoken word rather than rap.
I have a good spoken word voice.

[Fire_Emblem776]

this should be the last track on the cd!

[GhandiOwnsYou]

how freaking ironic that we are MC-ing a geek game from 15 years ago.... lol

Anywho, i haven't played tha jank since probably 15 years ago, but i feel like retarding myself a bit by dropping some lyrical madness.... so i'ma steal the previously mentioned character select...

So I'm strolling through the forest thinking bout some girls reject,
when "Final Fantasy: Start new game" and i'm going what the F*** was that,
And now theres 6 badass homies coming up lookin for respect
and while they breathing down my neck, I look em over, check they specs,

First we got this jock chilling out in neon red,
muscles crawling down his body, he's lookin to bust some heads,
said some ogres caught his brudda's now he wants to make em dead
got a list ten pages long, of his kills n his street cred
now the man looking tough and it's nice to have some back,
So I pick up his number and tell 'em I'll call em back
cuz in the days it's pretty common for a f***er to grip your neck
and it's nice to have a monster standing behind, ready to flex

and now we got some homie crawlin up silent, ninja style
got crazy looking eyeballs and some nasty looking knives
and I'm thinking this b**** could ghost pretty much anyone alive
so I drop some appreciation and consider 'em for the ride

then a shifty G comes calling, stallin me with a smile
while he reaches round my pocket, taking discounts, five finger style
But I'm vet G, experienced, So i kick him in the thighs,
take him down, lay em flat, and tell him he best not try
Cuz my gil be fat, and my belly be hungry,
so a muthaF***a best not ever try n take my money
else i bust em in they teeth, but this kid so money hungry
he got the biggest skills in these hills, so I tell em we leave monday


now this crazy kid comes callin, got a hat bigger than my caddy
and this shrimp is lookin tiny, but he got game with his Magi
just a flick of the wrist and his foes go up in flames
and I'm thinking maybe, maybe, this kid n me could play some games
so i call em out and ask if maybe he'd be willing
to roll out with me n the boys and trash some f***in villains
and he don't say nothing, but he aint frontin, guess thats just his style
just nods his hat a little n gives me a gleam from his eyes

now we got a chump, i don't give 'er a chance at first,
but she just won't go away so i take a quick fist to her tooth
and now she bleedin, but she aint crying, and i'm trying to figure why
but a little MP later, she's lookin me with a smile
and I'm thinking "damn girl, you a wimp but who cares.
if you can keep my brothers rolling, then them F***as best beware"

and last but not least, some stylin mutha f***as walkin
and as he steps up he just don't wait for me to start the talking
he say "not white, not Black, I'm mutha F***in red
Like a trick a** b****es face when i go upside they head
I keep my pimp cane tight and my pimp hand strong
and with a feather in my hat you best know, we roll on"

now you know unfortunately my caddy seats but four,
so two of these sucka's is out of luck, but the four come back for more
and off we head, high hills and low caves, like f***in explorers
and the followings the story of how we roll, the f***in light warriors

[DarkLadyNyara]

I have no comment...

[Fire_Emblem776]

if this does get included on the eoff cd how long will this track be?

[DJZen]

As long as it has to be.

My apologies for not contributing any more verses lately, I've had a lot going on.

[Necronopticous]

If you rap like Busta Rhymes you can probably tackle it in under 3 minutes.

[Captain Maxx Power]

As long as it has to be.

My apologies for not contributing any more verses lately, I've had a lot going on.

Seriously, this is getting super duper long. I think I may have to re-cut it or something. I nominate myself to edit it accordingly to a decent size. I'll finish off the whole thing from the last part tommorow single-handely if you like.

And Busta Rhymes speeds up his voice electronically. I, however, do not, and can rap as fast, probably quicker if need be. However the best rapping is about keeping to the rhythm and correct pronounciation, not speed.

[DJZen]

We need Twista to do this...

[Captain Maxx Power]

Right we're up to the Waterfall. So that means climbing the Mirage Tower, Tiamat, Seeing the Sages, then Temple of the Fiends. Ok I can do this...

*blow kazzoo to get note* H*

Alright, let's do this:

So now you've got CHIME you're doin just fine
Now head into the desert north east of the line
Park your ass east and head up west
Cos a grand air challenge is your current Test
Now you can head into the maze and get the loot
Or just head over left and up you'll shoot
Then on the next floor circle 'round the room
Be careful of the monster or you'll end up in a tomb
When yo' get into the middle grab the mother f***** chests
For some funky ass s*** than you just can't best
Head up top and through the door
But watch for the Blue Dragon, he's on the spiked floor
If you've got the CUBE then hit the teleporter b****
And end up in the castle flyin' 'round like a witch
Head left, then down, then right, then up
And don't forget the BANE sword, you little chump
On the next floor start on the upper-left
Then work your way clockwise and do some theft
Of the items all around, wherever they are found
And if you find yourself ADAMANT try going back down
Head over to the dwarves in the cold hard ground
And talk to Smith, in the north he can be found
He'll give you XCalibur for all your hard work
But you've got a world to save ya stupid jerk
Up on the floor theres an intersection of four
So head on up to each and you have a dropped jaw
When you find the best weapon for Ninja f***
And a shield for your mages since their defence really sucks
Now head on up one and go two right
And then two up but be prepared to fight
On this long ass bridge is a hard uber b****
His name's WarMech and he'll take you to the ditch
Fight if you want, if you want to die
Because is Nuking power will make you fry
So keep on goin and kill Tiamat
(If you're feeling kinda cheesy then just use Brak)
Now it seems that the orbs are all light up
So how come this p****-ass world's still stuck?
Go talk to the mages at the crescent lake
And find out about the conspiracy, is it too late?
Wait for a moment you b****-ass h*
Remember that energy that they said did flow?
It opened up a gate all the way to the past
So you kick Chaos' ass real fast
But before you do, you gotta stay true
And level up your characters or you're through
Once you're done head down to the abyss
But remember if you happened to miss
WARP or EXIT you're ass is stuck
So you're in deep s*** if you happen to suck
Watch out for the Dragons and Ghouls and Fiends
Did I mention that the last boss is pretty damn mean?
Head right and down and and head on up
And if you're a stupid motherf***** and don't know what s'up
You're heading right, and then down to the room
Where the Phantom waits, but you ain't no fool
Blast him with FIRE and then keep on goin
Cos the signs of weakness are surely showing
And see that plate in the middle of the floor?
Play your damn LUTE and through the b**** bore
Up and left, and left once more
Now your in the room of Earth, but wait, there's more!
You gotta circle round across the top
And then take on an old enemy before you drop
It's LICH, that bitch with his undead ways
So teach him what you've learned in the past few days
Welcome to the Fire halls, I hope you've got balls
Cos there's plenty of the heat here guys and dolls
You can head on south to find some more gear
But there's an actual reason why we're all here
Head across to the right, there's a dreadful sight
Kary's back from the dead, and you know she'll smite
Water on the floor is the name of the game
If you die here now it'll be a shame
Circle right on round, it ain't hard you see
There's no treasure here, so you can roam free
Wait, what's this, some b**** is talkin' smack
It's KRAKEN, and it looks like he's fighting back
Kill the motherf***** and head on low
To the air-based floor, this is quite a show
But before you head right and meet your fate
Take your ass over right, don't be too late
See this treasure, it holds something dear
The Masamune b****, have I been too clear?
You can use it where you like, and you'll kick some ass
And into history is where you will pass
So go up and right before you hit them stairs
You'll find Tiamat, he'll give you some scares
Just slap that h* and move on through
Cos the game's almost over so make your move
Go into the middle and find your foe
It's a b**** called Chaos who reaps what he sows
It'll be real tough, since he has some spells
That'll kick your ass and you party will fell(s)
But keep on going, don't forget to heal
And the motherf***** will go down, that's what you'll deal
Now sit on back while the credits role
And realise just how much time you stole
From your real-life b****, is that a twitch?
Sitting too long on your ass, you ended up like the LICH
The walkthrough is done, it was such real fun
And the best part is, in the end we all won

PEACE!

[DJZen]

W00t!!!1

Thanks for finishing that up! And thanks everyone for contributing! I guess there's only one thing left to do now...

[Elite Lord Sigma]

W00t!!!1

Thanks for finishing that up! And thanks everyone for contributing! I guess there's only one thing left to do now...

Party time! :D But first, you need to edit these tracks...

[Necronopticous]

<3

[-N-]

<4

edit: I've attached a compiled list of lyrics, ordered and such. I have a good feeling about producing this, but I'm afraid of laying down a beat that's not good enough. I can hit up the transitions in between verses pretty well, but I haven't fully fleshed them out yet. (For example, Milienko's interject in between Maxx Power's final LONG verse about Warmech can use something like Eminem's "Stop the beat a minute!" on Dre's "What's the Difference".) Since this doesn't suit itself to a refrain, I suggest doing something like Blackalicious's Release, where three emcees present four verses in fairly different styles.

So, uh, who wants to volunteer to rap? I can do a spoken word for one of these verses, but not so much rapping. I'd be the Saul Williams of this track, and I have a good feeling about that too. But yeah, we've got some kickass rhymes here (as well as some that need work), so let's get started. I'm excited. :)

edit again: preliminary suggestions - cut back on swearing, transition between verses, fix some of sayen's word choice/phrasing (i feel the rhythm shift too much), and time to go drink. i actually feel better about the beats now, but it would be better for the people who wrote the rhymes to feel out a beat.

[Lawr]

R
Now sit on back while the credits role
And realise just how much time you stole
From your real-life b****, is that a twitch?
Sitting too long on your ass, you ended up like the LICH
The walkthrough is done, it was such real fun
And the best part is, in the end we all won

PEACE!

Lol

[-N-]

bump

come on, guys

[DJZen]

Yeah, damn my real life for getting in the way of my hobbies...

[Captain Maxx Power]

Yeah, damn my real life for getting in the way of my hobbies...

Screw Real Life, this is much more important.

[DJZen]

Well you WOULD have a point if I was talking about school or work. However, I'm talking about the lawsuit that my rave crew is caught up in that's gonna really mess up our monthly parties. We kind of have to start from scratch.

[-N-]

Oh man. Sorry to hear that. ;_;

I'll be honest, I've been a bit too busy to do anything other than talk this up some more.

[Captain Maxx Power]

Well you WOULD have a point if I was talking about school or work. However, I'm talking about the lawsuit that my rave crew is caught up in that's gonna really mess up our monthly parties. We kind of have to start from scratch.

Well how was I supposed to know? I mean really? Does this mean that you won't be available for an extended period of time? Like a few months?

[DJZen]

No it won't be months, more like "a week or two until things get straightened out", I can do some of what we PM'd each other about though.

[Loony BoB]

...someone tap me on the shoulder when this thread starts to die down so I can archive it. And, with the permission of those who wrote it, I'd also like to put it up on the frontsite. xD

[DJZen]

Oh gawd... are you sure you want to do that? I mean, I'm not opposed to it, but it's not exactly what I'd call a masterpiece...



....Credit me as Torren McHasselhoffgard III please.

[Necronopticous]

Well I'd call it a masterpiece. In fact, I just did!

[Captain Maxx Power]

Well I'd call it a masterpiece. In fact, I just did!

Wow, praise from Caesar. That's gotta count for something.

[GhandiOwnsYou]

hehe, thats freaking awesome. Sure, go for it. Drop my credit as "MC GND" though, lol.

seriously? we get this thing out on the net? this will be geek legend. this will be up there with the high school Accapello Choir NES tunes. WE WILL BE LEGENDS! er... *clears throat* this is really cool? yeah.

[Lawr]

Truly!?

[GhandiOwnsYou]

I believe so. *nods*

[Black Angel]

That is pretty good...It may be a hit...I like it...(Quote from Alan Jackson's "Car Repair Talkin' Blues")

[Fire_Emblem776]

:choc2: we are so glad we joined eoff. lol

[Old Manus]

This is the first time I've viewed FFI-IV and this is here

it's an omen

[Lawr]

Ahuh!

[Fireblade13]

I think you skipped the water dungeon and I misssed the monk on the charecter choice section.

[GhandiOwnsYou]

I think i can explain one of those. Um... There is no Monk. Yeah, FF1, no Monk. Fighter, Black Belt, Thief, Red Mage, White Mage, Black mage. Please note the lack of a monk.

*shrug*

As for the Water Dungeon, I suppose if someone misses the Water Dungeon, they can go back and write it out? It's kinda long already and fairly inclusive, but if someone wants to go above and beyond...

[Lawr]

Lol.

Someone should do some 'provisions' and kind of shorten
the length but be careful enough no to demolish it.

[GhandiOwnsYou]

So hiow's it coming with the beats and such? We got to get this sucker recorded!

[childroland]

On FF1 before you fight Garland the first time what is the fastest way to level up?
After you blow up the island and unlock most of the map(Ithink the whole map I am not sure)where do you go?

[RaidenWeb17]

On FF1 before you fight Garland the first time what is the fastest way to level up?
After you blow up the island and unlock most of the map(Ithink the whole map I am not sure)where do you go?
????? i dont remember this ?????

[Lawr]

blow up the island

Dawn of Souls?

If not, Truly!?

[Captain Maxx Power]

Can't say I remember the whole blowing-up of islands in FF1 or otherwise. I seem to recall blowing up castles, towers, dungeons, underwater facilities, floating continents, mountains and holes in the ground. But an island?

...
...
...

O wait, yeah, I did in FF5.

[-N-]

I'm not happy with any of the beats I tried. They're too slow and ballad-y. :\

[crashNUMBERS]

Guys, shuddap and start rapping again...

[Captain Maxx Power]

Guys, shuddap and start rapping again...

No rapping for now, now we need "phat b34tz" I think. I'm not that street so I'm not "down" with "da" lingo.

[crashNUMBERS]

*Brhh, puh, stt, st, bunh, puh, tsee* *Repeats be4tz*

[GhandiOwnsYou]

.... Somehow, i just feel that writing "Phat Beats" in l337 kinda invalidates your right to say "phat beats" and mean it.

[crashNUMBERS]

See, that's just opinion. A person with a likes of you can't hold enough power to think of taking someones right away...

[Doomie]

Title: I whipped 'em good! (Pre-final Battle Warm-Up, BEEEE-ATCH!)

*cue that dance that includes me and a bunch of Spanish ladies. During that time, the Spanish ladies are singing, while I butt in every once in a while*

Them: He whipped them goooood......
Me: I whipped 'em good.
Callin' out for all da boyz in da hood, yo.

I pick fights with all these monsters,
When I'm done they'll be limpin',
I'll go to all them widows,
And begin my pimpin'.

But I need to go kill Chaos,
It's like I hav an itch,
but I'll go to that dungeon,
and make Chaos MYYYYYYYY BITCH.

Them: He whipped them goooood......
Me: I whipped 'em good.
Callin' out for all da boyz in da hood, yo.

Callin' for da Knight,
He's so white,
Always winnin' that fight.

Then we got da Master,
He's not a caster,
He's just much faster.

Then we got that Black Wizard,
Castin' a blizzard,
On that ugly little Lizard.

And last but not least,
That man-eating beast,
The Ninja's havin' a feast,
On those monsters from da' Eaaaaast! (ecause we're West Side, yo')

Them: He whipped them goooood......
Me: I whipped 'em good.
Callin' out for all da boyz in da hood, yo.

[GhandiOwnsYou]

Does make one ponder though... Would Phat B34ts sound the same as Phat Beats? Or would they be slightly more geeky, and written on a casio from the mid 80's?

[Lawr]

Kerplode.

[Captain Maxx Power]

Kerplode.

My sentiments exactly. Still, it's always here on stand-by for further developments.

[Lawr]

Yes, very yes.

How long do you think it will take for people to
actually make the beats? Or are they already
made err...whatever.

[Memoria]

I could make a ballad or epic poem, but I can't write a wrap song.

I even spelled "Rap" wrong, I'm so bad at it... :D

[Lawr]

Is this in the Wiki/Will it be in the Wiki?

[faster skating penguin]

this is the awesomest thing in awesome land times like a billion